TOURIST DESTINATION
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August 30, 2004
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Plus the Kit-Kat bars rule.
OK, I guess the lip balm was justified but why the need for chewing gum?
& will I regret finding out? Magic 8 Ball says, "Yes."
Posted by: lurker | August 30, 2004 at 12:24 PM
Well I'm not going there.
First.
Posted by: The bartman aka scar | August 30, 2004 at 12:25 PM
o.k. not first.
Posted by: The bartman aka scar | August 30, 2004 at 12:26 PM
Not foist, either.
I'm not even going to comment on this. It's too much.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | August 30, 2004 at 12:29 PM
"Safer Crack Use Kits:
Each kit, which costs less than $2 to put together, contains a straight glass pipe, screens, alcohol swabs, matches, a pipe cleaner, lip balm, chewing gum and condoms."
Okay...tell me how lip balm, chewing gum and condoms help make crack use safer.
Posted by: Polly | August 30, 2004 at 12:31 PM
You're right, D'Artagnan, it is too much. And too easy.
And who knew Winnipeg had a crack problem? I guess this is what happens when the NHL threatens to go on strike.
Posted by: Stinky McGee | August 30, 2004 at 12:33 PM
Safer crack use. Now there's a concept that'll
make your head explode.
Posted by: Dr Wu | August 30, 2004 at 12:45 PM
I'm all for methadone clinics and stuff like that to help out addicts - but distributing kits like this seems to point towards ADVOCATING smoking crack....
Posted by: Higgy | August 30, 2004 at 12:47 PM
"...really, really bloody lips..."
Makes me want to start using right away!
Posted by: Flukey | August 30, 2004 at 12:51 PM
Isn't handing out safer pipes to crack addicts sort of like giving away hermetically sealed razor blades to suicidal people?
Posted by: Gregg | August 30, 2004 at 12:51 PM
Excellent point, Gregg!!
'Each kit, which costs less than $2 to put together, contains a straight glass pipe, screens, alcohol swabs, matches, a pipe cleaner, lip balm, chewing gum and condoms.'
They got all that for less than two bucks? Wow!!
Posted by: Lmd33 | August 30, 2004 at 02:36 PM
"...really, really bloodied kind of lips."
Another image I have to forget, courtesy of this blog.
Posted by: Chris Cypser | August 30, 2004 at 02:55 PM
I wonder if there is a tie-in to Dave's column today, which mentions the Republican committee members smoking crack. Awfully coincidental, if you ask me. OK, it's a coincidence. I got nothing. Keep us informed, Peri.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 30, 2004 at 04:26 PM
Oh Canada.. or is that uh-oh Canada?
Posted by: Kat | August 30, 2004 at 04:54 PM
Regretably we have a crack problem in Winnipeg.
I think the lip balm problem is more serious though, it is a bitch to get it lighted.
Posted by: BarryFS | August 30, 2004 at 05:31 PM
"What, officer? No, no, I don't have a problem with crack. I only smoke it to get the free lipgloss and chewing gum. Oh, and the condoms, because everyone knows that people with really bloody lips are super hawt, and I am just a stud MAGNET."
Yeeeeah.
Posted by: afurrica | August 30, 2004 at 05:40 PM
Canada - they're pulling a Fast one.
Brought to you by Dr. (margaret) Fast, regional director for the Prevention of Disease Using Highly Irrational Means.
Posted by: MOTW | August 31, 2004 at 07:22 AM
Those guys are sick
Posted by: Marian | December 09, 2004 at 06:46 PM