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August 23, 2004
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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
It's sooooo quiet in here.
Posted by: Contents_Under_Pressure | August 23, 2004 at 08:41 AM
Good morning to you, too, judi.
Posted by: MOTW | August 23, 2004 at 08:43 AM
Good morning to you, too, judi.
Posted by: MOTW | August 23, 2004 at 08:45 AM
eh,eh.
very understated MOTW. I like it.
Posted by: markhh | August 23, 2004 at 08:45 AM
HELLO! HELLO!
Suppose this is another "Social Experiment" just like their No Comment and FIRST! posts?
Posted by: kibby F5 | August 23, 2004 at 08:45 AM
Then we are responding as expected.
Posted by: Susan | August 23, 2004 at 08:48 AM
Shhh, kibby, don't give 'em any rope, or they'll hang themselves ...
Posted by: MOTW | August 23, 2004 at 08:49 AM
I'm bucking the system by not responding at all.
Oh, wait - D'oh!!!
Posted by: phydeaux | August 23, 2004 at 08:51 AM
Definetly NOT FIRST! And damn proud of it.
Posted by: BMX3 | August 23, 2004 at 08:51 AM
Fist - NOT
No-Comment
Posted by: echo | August 23, 2004 at 08:52 AM
well, then i just wont respond. that's all.
Posted by: queensbee | August 23, 2004 at 08:54 AM
Fist - NOT
No-Comment
Posted by: echo | August 23, 2004 at 08:54 AM
Is there an echo in here?
* grin *
Posted by: MOTW | August 23, 2004 at 08:55 AM
Is there an echo in here?
* grin *
Posted by: MOTW | August 23, 2004 at 08:57 AM
I'm pretty sure self-blogging is illegal in most southern states.
Posted by: Tomorrow's Man | August 23, 2004 at 09:19 AM
You could always concoct a strange device to "attract" participants to the blog (ref. earlier story from Duluth).
Posted by: Tim | August 23, 2004 at 09:33 AM
Don't hog the blogg. Or the doona.
Posted by: Sean | August 23, 2004 at 09:39 AM
Apropos of nothing: I had a dream last night that I met Dave in a mall. I asked him what it's like to be friends with Stephen King. He said "It's weird."
Posted by: Angie | August 23, 2004 at 10:04 AM
Nice tits, Bangi!
Posted by: D'Artagnan | August 23, 2004 at 10:07 AM
Gotta love the Brits. Even the Royals admit they
like Tit watching! (think maybe they indulge in a little parfait while watching?)
Posted by: PETER | August 23, 2004 at 10:27 AM
Yelled "FIRST" while with my sweaty last week.
She didn't understand.
I didn't try to explain.
She's Czech.
Posted by: kibby F5 | August 23, 2004 at 10:44 AM
In response to tomorrow man's post, I live in the south and self blogging is still illegal and can get you excommunicated from the church and possibly lynched.
Posted by: Federal duck | August 23, 2004 at 10:51 AM
Hey all, regarding a past Dave question to the blog which he later turned into a funny column, namely the cutting in line etiquette. I hope you all saw Dead Like Me on Showtime last night. If not, catch one of the many reruns this week or ask a friend with Showtime to tape it for you.
In the key scene, regular Mandy Patinkin is on a very long and slow line at the post office. As he nears the front a woman comes in, sees someone she knows, and cuts in line and starts talking to her. Mandy, who is in a bad mood anyway (he's dead, but that's another story), says to the cutter something like this: "Lady, is everyone in this line an asshole?"
When she says "no" he answers, "then I guess you're the only asshole here." Eventually he shames her into leaving the line and the p.o. I cheered! I hope Dave sees a copy of this for his next cutting experience.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 23, 2004 at 12:25 PM
LAST!
...for now.
Blog on you crazy diamondells.
Posted by: smidge | August 23, 2004 at 01:47 PM
kibby F5, are all Czech women sweaty, or just yours?
Posted by: Brainy Jello | August 23, 2004 at 01:58 PM
I'm half Czech and only the left side gets sweaty.
Posted by: Lmd33 | August 23, 2004 at 03:39 PM
The Czech is in the mail.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | August 23, 2004 at 05:12 PM
Brainy, she was at the time and I'm sure they all are at some time. nudge, nudge.
Besides, it was about 34 deg. C (90+ F) which onlyl added to the effect.....
Posted by: kibby F5 | August 24, 2004 at 12:02 AM
Mandy Patinkin plays my favorite character in "The Princess Bride". And he looks a lot like an uncle of mine.
Posted by: Midget | August 25, 2004 at 08:15 AM
ya gotta love Mandy Patinkin... fabulous voice.. and he was great in Chicago Hope as well!
Posted by: Kat | August 26, 2004 at 12:15 AM