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Frist!
Posted by: Dave Barry | August 05, 2004 at 10:03 AM
Sceond!
Posted by: Blue Meanie | August 05, 2004 at 10:04 AM
It is Frist. How 'bout that.
Posted by: John | August 05, 2004 at 10:05 AM
So we are posting without headlines now? Jet lag finally gettin' to you?
Posted by: scottfc | August 05, 2004 at 10:06 AM
Dave Barry Talks Back (as it were...)
Posted by: Blue Meanie | August 05, 2004 at 10:08 AM
Dave's performing an experiment to see if we'll comment on anything. But he knows we will.
Posted by: John | August 05, 2004 at 10:11 AM
Dave is bored. Needs another vacation ... or margarita.
Posted by: MOTW | August 05, 2004 at 10:11 AM
Dave thanks for your humorous take on those firsters
Posted by: MadScientist | August 05, 2004 at 10:13 AM
pRaper beats rRock
Posted by: slowlayne | August 05, 2004 at 10:13 AM
Can we make the pictures any smaller? What are you using for a camera Dave? One of those James Bond Spy Cameras?
Posted by: Chaz Stevens | August 05, 2004 at 10:19 AM
I need a naked man fix. judi!!!
Posted by: Peri | August 05, 2004 at 10:21 AM
"Hand Under Frist" - HA!
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First Frist Fist Day?
Posted by: scottfc | August 05, 2004 at 10:22 AM
Faust. He sold his soul long ago.
Posted by: slowlayne | August 05, 2004 at 10:24 AM
These are not the droids you're looking for.
*I have no idea where that came from*
Posted by: Mr.Fisher | August 05, 2004 at 10:27 AM
Dave,
Practicing for the Herald Hunt?
Posted by: Drew | August 05, 2004 at 10:29 AM
who's that man in da pic? and why is he fully dressed in his bathroom?
and why does his bathroom have golden shower curtains?
why why why????
Posted by: Bangi_Sizzles | August 05, 2004 at 10:31 AM
>> why does his bathroom have golden shower curtains?
He's afraid to use the fish tank potty?
Posted by: Chaz Stevens | August 05, 2004 at 10:34 AM
allow me to explain dave's conspiracy:
dave solicits our unparalleled humor and then uses our geniousness for his financial gain.
I know this because I found some of MY material in one of HIS books, that coincidentally, my wife got me for my last birthday (which, btw, was a huge misunderstanding - I told her I wanted something with a rave cherry taste, and a lime twist and she thought I said that I wanted dave barry's greatest hits).
so, I read the stupid book anyway and voila! there was my material that he had cunningly stolen from me during a recent chat, such as this.
Posted by: anonymous tattletale | August 05, 2004 at 10:42 AM
Thanks Alex. Now I'll take "Things Pulled Out Of Richard Gere's Ass for $2000."
Posted by: Christobol | August 05, 2004 at 10:43 AM
I noticed that in the same sentence you mentioned the word "stupid", "my material", and "stolen".
Posted by: Chaz Stevens | August 05, 2004 at 10:44 AM
Hi Tomorrow's Man, long time no see. :)
Posted by: Blogchik | August 05, 2004 at 10:58 AM
Hello, folks! I'm back, at last...was on a whirlwind reading tour of Chicago, San Francisco, and many other groovy places over the last month or so; at long last, I return to my fold, the DaveBarryBlog, the only place in the world I can feel truly comfortable drinking a beer in my 100% BEEF boxers.
*weeps with pride*
Posted by: Tomorrow's Man | August 05, 2004 at 11:05 AM
Why was this one picture worth 30 posts?
Posted by: BigLouie | August 05, 2004 at 11:13 AM
30? Who said we're done?
Posted by: Tomorrow's Man | August 05, 2004 at 11:18 AM
After the incident where enormous pictures of Dave were repeatedly posted on the blog, Dave decides to start posting tiny pictures instead.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | August 05, 2004 at 11:23 AM
Does that mean he's getting a Golden Shower?
Kinda Fristy
Posted by: Mr.Fisher | August 05, 2004 at 11:26 AM
Thanks, GDogg. Love Flounder. After all, he was the object of "fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son" just before he threw up ON Dean Wormer.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 05, 2004 at 12:13 PM
Jeff M: That's one of my personal favorite inspirational quotes.
Posted by: GDogg | August 05, 2004 at 12:44 PM
Dave, in the case of these pictures, at least, bigger really is better...
Posted by: jamester | August 05, 2004 at 12:54 PM
His campaign motto: "Silence is golden -- just like my shower this morning."
Posted by: Chaz Stevens | August 05, 2004 at 01:00 PM
jamester - not in Pittman's case!
Posted by: scottfc | August 05, 2004 at 02:11 PM
pic is so small, i cant figure out who it is. is it your prom picture dave? where's your date? who is this guy?
Posted by: queensbee | August 05, 2004 at 02:19 PM
Labspec, you're from Joisy?
Posted by: Lmd33 | August 05, 2004 at 02:31 PM
He! It's Ken, from the "Barbie's Dream Date" game.
Yes, you youngsters out there, there really was a time when a guy like this was considered a 'dream date'.
Posted by: Lmd33 | August 05, 2004 at 02:34 PM