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August 18, 2004

OLYMPICS UPDATE

Not!

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Not again!

Dave,

Are you getting to much sun? Or too much uzo (sp)?

All your're gonna feed your loyal followers is a NOT?

Well.......NOT you! :^( Right back.

Oh....and Dave....tell them to take the Vote for Bush poll down and put the Diva hottie back up.
Please! It's something to look at while waiting for the "post cgi" to finish.

Olympian? Non!

Dave,
I can't believe you haven't yet reported on the British Triathalon team's see-through swimming suit problem. What events are you covering, archery??

Dave:

Slow down on the Ouzo!

NOT!

Dave, if you keep this up, I sincerely hope that Sophie and Rob proclaim, "NOT!" back and forth over the airplane seats all the way home from Greece to the U.S. ...

Dave, You are such a big kidder!

Dave has got knots in his shorts
Pretending to give us reports
Using ages old slang
at the bloglits to harangue
He's not proving a very good sport.

Good One, MOTW

IS SO!

If you're not going to give us the in-depth, well reasoned and researched reporting we've come to expect, I'm going to report you to the Washington Post blog critic. Then you'll be sorry.

IS NOT.

GREAT "NOT"S FROM HISTORY, VOL. 1

Lloyd Bentsen to Dan Quayle, 1988 vice presidential debate:

"I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. You, sir, are just like Jack Kennedy. NOT!"

GREAT "NOT"S FROM HISTORY, VOL. 2

John F. Kennedy, from his inaugural address, 1961:

"Ask not what you can do for your country; ask what your country can do for you. NOT!"

Snot!

What-EVER!

Day,

who you tri to fool. You Hijack over dere? You stuck in grease, fewey.

Day. I gonna' hold breath till can't beef. What you think now Mr. Godzirra?

Day,

who you tri to fool. You Hijack over dere? You stuck in grease, fewey.

Day. I gonna' hold breath till can't beef. What you think now Mr. Godzirra?

Day,

who you tri to fool. You Hijack over dere? You stuck in grease, fewey.

Day. I gonna' hold breath till can't beef. What you think now Mr. Godzirra?

Ray I'm gonna stick this flute up your ukelele if I can say ukelele.

Ray I'm gonna stick this flute up your ukelele if I can say ukelele.

Dedicated to my own four year old.

And before someone asks, yes, I know Greece has McDs. Poetic license.


"Stop the Ouzo", the bloglits cried.
"Not" was all that Dave replied
As if his mind was truly fried
And nothing more did post.

Remember, friends, 'twas on a plane
With a four year old to tame
Twelve long hours to entertain
I'm sure his brain is toast.

Up and down Tipiyokti street
Looking for something Sophie will eat
"Chicken fingers" are not Greek
Its a Herculean task.

Up and down the mountain sides
Shoulders sore from many rides
"An easy walk" say the travel guides
Can you blame him for the flask?

Day. I forgot personal information. You help?

Day. I forgot personal information. You help?

Boris gives Nadia a few pointers prior to the gymnastics competition . . .

Mahatma, that's the creepiest pic I've seen in quite awhile.

Das ist Dave's Olympic Update, nein!

Leetie: Yes, indeedy do.

(slowlane wins thread BTW IMHO)

Dave's too busy taking advantage of the free condoms.

Mahatma, thanks (I think) for "Goober Takes a Child Bride." Looks like Goober is trying to get her to look at his Bulge (tm).

I'm BAAAAAAAAACK!
How elementary school could Dave's post have been?

Markhh - very well done. Nice to see something besides A-B, A-B.
Are you an English teachur?

Definitely the UZO!

Knot!

KNOT !!

Whats with this thing....Hey,how do you say Not!in Greek? Dave..You have a mission...Oh well,it's all for naught.

TipiNOTki.

TON
O O
NOT


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(a square not)

Even though I am not necessarily one to engage in such practices, I do believe I am the first person to point out that:

"Tipiyotki" anagrams to "I poky titi."

First post


not!

This is off-topic (or should I say, "This is on-topic. Not!"), but I just noticed that spammers are now posting tons of links on the end of old archived threads, like on this one for example.

Presumably it's a Google-bombing technique to bump themselves up on results lists for searches on the word "casino" and such. They're apparently trying to do it undetected by posting to old archived threads. Just thought you should know.

hOOOOOOOly Crap.

And Gregg, they are using such compelling marketing techniques, such as the casino link that says "F*** you all, f*** my siter and all online poker this is the case." Does this somehow reflect their opinion of the bloglits?

Blah..blah..Bubba blah..Nacht..

ANDY !!!!
Can you donne knotts?

How come nobody stays up all night anymore? What the hell is this? Charlie Brown?

I wonder if there's away to 'freeze' the archived threads so they can't be posted to. Otherwise, it would be better to just nuke them than to have them fill up with this garbage. I'm sure it is some search-engine spoofing ploy.

Weird. Glad you pointed it out.

Death to spammers!! (like they care - they only need .0001% of eyeballs to foolishly respond to a pitch and they are living large).

Jamester

No, not an English teacher. I do write for a living, but it is in such foreign languages as perl, php, c++, etc.

I'm guessing that "NOT" is the answer to a question posed by a good wife a half a world away. It may have something to do with the free condoms provided by the Greeks.

Gregg,
If you'll e-mail Judi at the blog address, give her the title of the thread (for example, this one's title is Olympics Update) and the URL, she'll bwast that waskally spam off the bwog.
"Be vewy qwiet ... We're hunting spammers."
heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh

"How come nobody stays up all night anymore? What the hell is this? Charlie Brown?"

Doug, they're on the ReMOAT, Dude.

KILL THE SPAMMERS.

This is not a haiku.

Check out Dave's latest Olympic column.

Would Beach Goat Bladder bagnfarb?

i understand that the women's softball team is kickin bu**. too bad women will never be able to play major league baseball.....

If the Phillies don't make the playoffs again this year, I'd vote to replace them all with the women's softball team. Or the neighborhood Tee Ball team.

But I'm not bitter.


Taxi like an F-16
Down the pavement does careen
Date on wheels - what a scene
What's a Grecian Urn?

Volleyball in the sand
But no people in the stands
KC and the Sunshine Band
Aretha's record turns

Nero got olympic gold
Poetry reading, so I'm told
Gets a 10 or heads will roll
You think politics is new?

Scandals now, Scandals then
Drugs or bribe might get the win
It used to be "in the gym"
Can't we bring back nude?

Jenny Finch struck out everybody in the MLB Allstar Game. Her outfielders all laid down in the grass and ordered refreshments.

I say, hire her. But don't pay her too much.

Apparently the Phillies get injured easily from the strain of carrying all that money to the bank.

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