OLYMPICS UPDATE
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Posted by: echo | August 18, 2004 at 11:13 AM
Not again!
Posted by: slowlayne | August 18, 2004 at 11:14 AM
Dave,
Are you getting to much sun? Or too much uzo (sp)?
All your're gonna feed your loyal followers is a NOT?
Well.......NOT you! :^( Right back.
Posted by: echo | August 18, 2004 at 11:15 AM
Oh....and Dave....tell them to take the Vote for Bush poll down and put the Diva hottie back up.
Please! It's something to look at while waiting for the "post cgi" to finish.
Posted by: echo | August 18, 2004 at 11:17 AM
Olympian? Non!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 18, 2004 at 11:21 AM
Dave,
I can't believe you haven't yet reported on the British Triathalon team's see-through swimming suit problem. What events are you covering, archery??
Posted by: Spud | August 18, 2004 at 11:23 AM
Dave:
Slow down on the Ouzo!
Posted by: Drew | August 18, 2004 at 11:26 AM
NOT!
Posted by: FIRST | August 18, 2004 at 11:36 AM
Dave, if you keep this up, I sincerely hope that Sophie and Rob proclaim, "NOT!" back and forth over the airplane seats all the way home from Greece to the U.S. ...
Posted by: MOTW | August 18, 2004 at 11:39 AM
Dave, You are such a big kidder!
Posted by: Jessica R. | August 18, 2004 at 11:40 AM
Dave has got knots in his shorts
Pretending to give us reports
Using ages old slang
at the bloglits to harangue
He's not proving a very good sport.
Posted by: MOTW | August 18, 2004 at 11:45 AM
Good One, MOTW
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 18, 2004 at 11:57 AM
IS SO!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 18, 2004 at 12:00 PM
If you're not going to give us the in-depth, well reasoned and researched reporting we've come to expect, I'm going to report you to the Washington Post blog critic. Then you'll be sorry.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | August 18, 2004 at 12:04 PM
IS NOT.
Posted by: queensbee | August 18, 2004 at 12:07 PM
GREAT "NOT"S FROM HISTORY, VOL. 1
Lloyd Bentsen to Dan Quayle, 1988 vice presidential debate:
"I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. You, sir, are just like Jack Kennedy. NOT!"
Posted by: GDogg | August 18, 2004 at 12:11 PM
GREAT "NOT"S FROM HISTORY, VOL. 2
John F. Kennedy, from his inaugural address, 1961:
"Ask not what you can do for your country; ask what your country can do for you. NOT!"
Posted by: GDogg | August 18, 2004 at 12:14 PM
Snot!
Posted by: D'Artagnan | August 18, 2004 at 12:20 PM
What-EVER!
Posted by: barely there | August 18, 2004 at 12:25 PM
Day,
who you tri to fool. You Hijack over dere? You stuck in grease, fewey.
Day. I gonna' hold breath till can't beef. What you think now Mr. Godzirra?
Posted by: atomiclocomotivebreath | August 18, 2004 at 12:27 PM
Day,
who you tri to fool. You Hijack over dere? You stuck in grease, fewey.
Day. I gonna' hold breath till can't beef. What you think now Mr. Godzirra?
Posted by: atomiclocomotivebreath | August 18, 2004 at 12:27 PM
Day,
who you tri to fool. You Hijack over dere? You stuck in grease, fewey.
Day. I gonna' hold breath till can't beef. What you think now Mr. Godzirra?
Posted by: atomiclocomotivebreath | August 18, 2004 at 12:27 PM
Ray I'm gonna stick this flute up your ukelele if I can say ukelele.
Posted by: Jethrotulland raymondburr | August 18, 2004 at 12:28 PM
Ray I'm gonna stick this flute up your ukelele if I can say ukelele.
Posted by: Jethrotulland raymondburr | August 18, 2004 at 12:29 PM
Dedicated to my own four year old.
And before someone asks, yes, I know Greece has McDs. Poetic license.
"Stop the Ouzo", the bloglits cried.
"Not" was all that Dave replied
As if his mind was truly fried
And nothing more did post.
Remember, friends, 'twas on a plane
With a four year old to tame
Twelve long hours to entertain
I'm sure his brain is toast.
Up and down Tipiyokti street
Looking for something Sophie will eat
"Chicken fingers" are not Greek
Its a Herculean task.
Up and down the mountain sides
Shoulders sore from many rides
"An easy walk" say the travel guides
Can you blame him for the flask?
Posted by: markhh | August 18, 2004 at 12:31 PM
Day. I forgot personal information. You help?
Posted by: billyquanthecowboy | August 18, 2004 at 12:31 PM
Day. I forgot personal information. You help?
Posted by: billyquanthecowboy | August 18, 2004 at 12:31 PM
Boris gives Nadia a few pointers prior to the gymnastics competition . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 18, 2004 at 12:38 PM
Mahatma, that's the creepiest pic I've seen in quite awhile.
Posted by: Leetie | August 18, 2004 at 01:03 PM
Das ist Dave's Olympic Update, nein!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 18, 2004 at 01:03 PM
Leetie: Yes, indeedy do.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 18, 2004 at 01:05 PM
(slowlane wins thread BTW IMHO)
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 18, 2004 at 01:10 PM
Dave's too busy taking advantage of the free condoms.
Posted by: entertainment news | August 18, 2004 at 01:48 PM
Mahatma, thanks (I think) for "Goober Takes a Child Bride." Looks like Goober is trying to get her to look at his Bulge (tm).
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 18, 2004 at 02:31 PM
I'm BAAAAAAAAACK!
How elementary school could Dave's post have been?
Posted by: crash | August 18, 2004 at 02:38 PM
Markhh - very well done. Nice to see something besides A-B, A-B.
Are you an English teachur?
Posted by: jamester | August 18, 2004 at 02:39 PM
Definitely the UZO!
Posted by: Browser Hijacker Remover | August 18, 2004 at 03:05 PM
Knot!
Posted by: Sean | August 18, 2004 at 03:46 PM
KNOT !!
Posted by: Sean | August 18, 2004 at 03:48 PM
Whats with this thing....Hey,how do you say Not!in Greek? Dave..You have a mission...Oh well,it's all for naught.
Posted by: Sean | August 18, 2004 at 03:52 PM
TipiNOTki.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | August 18, 2004 at 04:11 PM
TON
O O
NOT
^
|
(a square not)
Posted by: Gregg | August 18, 2004 at 04:24 PM
Even though I am not necessarily one to engage in such practices, I do believe I am the first person to point out that:
"Tipiyotki" anagrams to "I poky titi."
Posted by: Doug | August 18, 2004 at 04:28 PM
First post
not!
Posted by: Knothead | August 18, 2004 at 04:53 PM
This is off-topic (or should I say, "This is on-topic. Not!"), but I just noticed that spammers are now posting tons of links on the end of old archived threads, like on this one for example.
Presumably it's a Google-bombing technique to bump themselves up on results lists for searches on the word "casino" and such. They're apparently trying to do it undetected by posting to old archived threads. Just thought you should know.
Posted by: Gregg | August 18, 2004 at 06:54 PM
hOOOOOOOly Crap.
Posted by: crash | August 18, 2004 at 07:26 PM
And Gregg, they are using such compelling marketing techniques, such as the casino link that says "F*** you all, f*** my siter and all online poker this is the case." Does this somehow reflect their opinion of the bloglits?
Posted by: bbescuela | August 18, 2004 at 07:28 PM
Blah..blah..Bubba blah..Nacht..
Posted by: Sean | August 18, 2004 at 07:55 PM
ANDY !!!!
Can you donne knotts?
Posted by: Sean | August 18, 2004 at 07:59 PM
How come nobody stays up all night anymore? What the hell is this? Charlie Brown?
Posted by: Doug | August 19, 2004 at 03:15 AM
I wonder if there's away to 'freeze' the archived threads so they can't be posted to. Otherwise, it would be better to just nuke them than to have them fill up with this garbage. I'm sure it is some search-engine spoofing ploy.
Weird. Glad you pointed it out.
Death to spammers!! (like they care - they only need .0001% of eyeballs to foolishly respond to a pitch and they are living large).
Posted by: Wally Ballou | August 19, 2004 at 03:23 AM
Jamester
No, not an English teacher. I do write for a living, but it is in such foreign languages as perl, php, c++, etc.
Posted by: markhh | August 19, 2004 at 04:59 AM
I'm guessing that "NOT" is the answer to a question posed by a good wife a half a world away. It may have something to do with the free condoms provided by the Greeks.
Posted by: Irene | August 19, 2004 at 05:37 AM
Gregg,
If you'll e-mail Judi at the blog address, give her the title of the thread (for example, this one's title is Olympics Update) and the URL, she'll bwast that waskally spam off the bwog.
"Be vewy qwiet ... We're hunting spammers."
heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh
Posted by: elmer fudd | August 19, 2004 at 06:00 AM
"How come nobody stays up all night anymore? What the hell is this? Charlie Brown?"
Doug, they're on the ReMOAT, Dude.
KILL THE SPAMMERS.
This is not a haiku.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 19, 2004 at 07:01 AM
Check out Dave's latest Olympic column.
Would Beach Goat Bladder bagnfarb?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 19, 2004 at 07:05 AM
i understand that the women's softball team is kickin bu**. too bad women will never be able to play major league baseball.....
Posted by: queensbee | August 19, 2004 at 07:11 AM
If the Phillies don't make the playoffs again this year, I'd vote to replace them all with the women's softball team. Or the neighborhood Tee Ball team.
But I'm not bitter.
Posted by: markhh | August 19, 2004 at 09:50 AM
Taxi like an F-16
Down the pavement does careen
Date on wheels - what a scene
What's a Grecian Urn?
Volleyball in the sand
But no people in the stands
KC and the Sunshine Band
Aretha's record turns
Nero got olympic gold
Poetry reading, so I'm told
Gets a 10 or heads will roll
You think politics is new?
Scandals now, Scandals then
Drugs or bribe might get the win
It used to be "in the gym"
Can't we bring back nude?
Posted by: markhh | August 19, 2004 at 10:14 AM
Jenny Finch struck out everybody in the MLB Allstar Game. Her outfielders all laid down in the grass and ordered refreshments.
Posted by: crash | August 19, 2004 at 10:31 AM
I say, hire her. But don't pay her too much.
Apparently the Phillies get injured easily from the strain of carrying all that money to the bank.
Posted by: markhh | August 19, 2004 at 11:17 AM