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There must be events we don't see on TV.
(Thanks to Donna Frandsen)
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There must be events we don't see on TV.
(Thanks to Donna Frandsen)
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Those must be pay per view events ;)
Posted by: Jess S | August 17, 2004 at 11:40 AM
We need to see a condom version of the olympic rings.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | August 17, 2004 at 11:42 AM
Here's another event missing from the olympics
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 17, 2004 at 11:44 AM
Nice one MKJ, but i'd prefer the KY jelly (co-ed)wrestling event.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | August 17, 2004 at 11:50 AM
So everyone gets *does some math* 10 condoms and 3 tubes of lubricant....
Gonna be a hot time in Greece tonight...
Posted by: Higgy | August 17, 2004 at 11:55 AM
"You just won a gold medal at the Olympics - Are you going to Disneyland?"
"Hell no, I'm going back to Olympic Village - now get the hell outta my way!"
Posted by: Christobol | August 17, 2004 at 11:57 AM
Olympic contests of course
Come from an historical source
What's Greece use for lube?
We're glued to the tube
It's yet one more Trojan horse
Posted by: slowlayne | August 17, 2004 at 12:06 PM
Strangely enough, it's been reported that the German women's powerlifting team has taken advantage of the free products more than any other olympian.
Posted by: thiggypop | August 17, 2004 at 12:12 PM
Is it part of that Durex costume wearer's job description to grope the spunky Oriental models as much as possible?
Posted by: D'Artagnan | August 17, 2004 at 12:32 PM
Quantity is really only a problem for the "Double-handed dinghy men" (gnfarb), the rest should have ample supply.....
Posted by: russell | August 17, 2004 at 12:51 PM
Well, if an athlete doesn't win a medal, at least they'll have something to show there friends at home.
May only be a condom outline in their wallet......although they could wear them around their neck.
Or head
Posted by: Graz | August 17, 2004 at 01:11 PM
Do the real sexual athletes get gold condoms?
Posted by: Rusty | August 17, 2004 at 03:03 PM
another bet... the world record for simultaneous pole vaulting will be broken at this olympics.
Posted by: Brad | August 17, 2004 at 03:08 PM
I'll take 30 condoms and 300 tubes of lube. Balance on THIS beam, girls.
-Bela Karolyi
US Gymnastics Coach
Posted by: Bela Karolyi | August 17, 2004 at 03:11 PM
And you wonder why the stands are empty. They're all at the Village playing hide the souvlaki.
Posted by: Kilmeny | August 17, 2004 at 03:40 PM
I was thinking the Olympics were kind of blah this year.....now I know that all the action is going on off-camera somewhere.....
Posted by: slyeyes | August 17, 2004 at 04:28 PM
lf you cant be with the one you love, love the one you're with......
Posted by: queensbee | August 18, 2004 at 03:45 AM
"An estimated 10,500 athletes and 3,000 officials will be able to benefit from that generosity."
This puts a whole new spin on getting screwed by the officials.
Posted by: bigtom | August 18, 2004 at 05:22 AM
More like events we do want to see!
Posted by: entertainment news | August 18, 2004 at 01:12 PM
Is anyone else out there disturbed by the fact that the face on the condom-costume in the picture is *female*?? What's with the lavish curling eyelashes? The eyelashes bother me even more than the *arms.*
~Amanda
Posted by: Amanda | August 19, 2004 at 10:13 AM