MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese.
(Thanks to djtonyb)
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Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese.
(Thanks to djtonyb)
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Dude, I'm totally first...
Posted by: Stinky McGee | August 18, 2004 at 06:43 AM
"Can I get a Big Mac 'special'?"
"Sorry... the cops shut that down."
"Dang. ...Can I just get a parfait instead?"
Posted by: Tetsu | August 18, 2004 at 06:44 AM
duuuude - i'll have the doobie burger, man.
Posted by: queensbee | August 18, 2004 at 06:54 AM
Speak directly into the clown,please..
Posted by: Sean | August 18, 2004 at 06:55 AM
Hey dude,like,where's the beef? If ya know what I mean..
Posted by: Sean | August 18, 2004 at 06:58 AM
Hold the pickles. Hold the lettuce.
Mary Jane is what will help us.
Posted by: markhh | August 18, 2004 at 07:03 AM
The only problem with the Big Mac meal at that McDonald's is half an hour later...
Posted by: jamester | August 18, 2004 at 07:08 AM
Oh, that's what they put in those Happy Meals for adults. Kewl. And I thought it was Burger King where you could Have it Your Way.
Posted by: Lairbo | August 18, 2004 at 07:08 AM
Damn! I'm only a short drive from that Mickey D's. I always miss the good stuff !
Posted by: jayne | August 18, 2004 at 07:13 AM
McDonald's new ad is a doozie,
The spokesmen are Shaggy and Scooby.
But no Scooby Snacks -
Like, what's in that sack?
Zoinks! It's a parfait and a doobie!
Posted by: slowlayne | August 18, 2004 at 07:20 AM
The McDonalds Corporation hereby awards this "employee of the month" award to Denise Stilwagon of Ambler, Pennsylvania. Her innovative marketing plans have resulted in a 203% increase in sales for the McDonalds franchise in Ambler. Not only did Stilwagon attract new customers to the location, but the customers that she attracted constantly had "the munchies" and bought an average of four Quarter Pounders per day.
(Perhaps someone could make a 30 day film of Stilwagon's customers.)
Posted by: Ontario Emperor | August 18, 2004 at 07:21 AM
...why YES, I'd like to Super Size the McWeed ...
Posted by: MOTW | August 18, 2004 at 07:30 AM
Would you like to get fried with that?
Posted by: Kilmeny | August 18, 2004 at 07:32 AM
Yeah, the McSalad, but with...extra lettuce (big wink).
Posted by: Brainy Jello | August 18, 2004 at 07:53 AM
Geez! I had all kinds of great puns worked out for this one but y'all beat me to every one!
I have never seen stoners react so quickly....
(laughing)
Posted by: introspectre | August 18, 2004 at 07:56 AM
That's it. I wondered why I spent so much time driving around, following the little animals (imaginary) at 5mph after going through the drive thru.
Posted by: echo | August 18, 2004 at 08:13 AM
Denise Stilwagon anagrams to "salient widgeons" which would of course bagnfarb.
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 18, 2004 at 08:25 AM
stuffin....you should know, MOTW has a HUGE crush on you.
Posted by: echo | August 18, 2004 at 08:58 AM
Yeah, whadya gonna do?
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 18, 2004 at 09:46 AM
I can't believe someone hasn't yet made a Pulp Fiction reference. I claim my Royale with Cheese.
Posted by: Marco | August 18, 2004 at 09:51 AM
You know they smother their french fries in mayo, man.
Posted by: Contents_Under_Pressure | August 18, 2004 at 10:06 AM
I grew up in Ambler...funny, I don't remember *that* on the menu. Then again, if it was, I probably wouldn't remember much of anything...
Posted by: Rocket | August 18, 2004 at 10:16 AM
That lady behind the corner is wearing a headset with a microphone, I'll bet she's a narc or something man . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 18, 2004 at 10:21 AM
Great. Now you're making me hungry. It's funny, but even with all the obvious health warnings about McD's food, the movie "Super Size Me" and everything else, I still get hungry for (and eat) one of the sandwiches once in a while when on the road.
Posted by: Contents_Under_Pressure | August 18, 2004 at 11:00 AM
Parfait me, dude.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 18, 2004 at 11:56 AM
Events like this explain why Jack In The Box is at the top of the food chain, for some, at least.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | August 18, 2004 at 11:59 AM
echo: Oh, NOW I get it. Hey! Little kids eat at that McDonald's!! Will no one THINK OF THE CHILDREN??!!
Posted by: Lori | August 18, 2004 at 12:56 PM
This sounds like a good business plan for McDonald's franchises in Amsterdam.
Posted by: entertainment news | August 18, 2004 at 01:36 PM
At least it probably makes the food taste decent.
So that's why the Hamburgler was always so damn persistent...
Where's Mayor McCheese when you need him?
Posted by: Gregg | August 18, 2004 at 04:54 PM
okay, but the manager's going to be sorry it was ever reported when he sees how money he loses because the customers aren't coming back later to get rid of those munchies.....talk about repeat business!
Posted by: cheekdog | August 18, 2004 at 05:44 PM
Can I get some Coke with that?
Posted by: bbescuela | August 18, 2004 at 07:32 PM
Woooah - deja vu, man.
The same thing happened at the McDonalds I worked at (my first job) way back in 1970. Some special "customers" would come in and ask for my manager (who was a real d*ck) and he would hand them a McDonalds bag full of pot that he had in the back. I was too naive to figure it out, but the cops did, and hauled him away. made my year.
Posted by: Wally Ballou | August 19, 2004 at 04:12 AM
There's no way around it, Wally: MANY managers turn out to be ducks.
Posted by: Doug | August 19, 2004 at 04:18 AM
Ha ha! And lame ones at that!
Posted by: Gregg | August 19, 2004 at 04:35 AM
Har! You guys quack me up. Managers are also adept at ducking the issues.
Posted by: MOTW | August 19, 2004 at 06:38 AM
Har! You guys quack me up. Managers are also adept at ducking the issues.
Posted by: MOTW | August 19, 2004 at 06:40 AM
You guys are daffy.
Posted by: Mike Weasel | August 19, 2004 at 09:53 AM