HOLY &^)*&(*), BATMAN
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August 27, 2004
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First! Laura can blame the link on me.
Posted by: Nike Victory | August 27, 2004 at 07:56 PM
Yep, total blame goes to Nike Victory. I had nothing to do with the sexualization of a toy.
nope. Not a thing.
Posted by: Rayne | August 27, 2004 at 08:00 PM
It took me a minute to figure out that's a water pistol. Sometimes I just wonder about the level of awareness of toy designers.
Posted by: Angie | August 27, 2004 at 08:06 PM
Although the, ahem, "plunger" is the focal point, take another look and note where the - koff! koff! - plug is.
Posted by: Trystan Shout | August 27, 2004 at 08:12 PM
Heh, you made my weekend with that one.
Posted by: Jaxx | August 27, 2004 at 08:15 PM
I always thought Batman kinda, you know, Bat-ted for the other team. That protruding butt plug is a total giveaway.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | August 27, 2004 at 08:15 PM
Of course Batman does. Look at Robin.
Posted by: Nike Victory | August 27, 2004 at 08:17 PM
Where do you think the gay "Bruce" stereotype came from?
My favorite episodes of the old serries are where Alfred had to wear the batsuit because Bruce had been captured or had to prove he wasn't Batman. What's yours?
Posted by: Jaxx | August 27, 2004 at 08:57 PM
Hey, that's Greatest Journal! But LiveJournal is the original and much better!
Posted by: spacenut | August 27, 2004 at 09:10 PM
Yes, LiveJournal is the best, I agree. :)
Posted by: Rayne | August 27, 2004 at 09:57 PM
That's just creepy ... I have visions of small children filling Batman's butt with water, then groping him good and proper to get off a shot ... its not a pretty thing to think about ...
Posted by: Kat | August 28, 2004 at 01:46 AM
Holy flora!
Posted by: MOTW | August 28, 2004 at 03:59 AM
And then who wants Batman to projectile vomit over one's friends, anyway? But...or should I spell that "butt", if Batman leaked on me I would end up throwing the thing at them anyway.
Posted by: waxwing | August 28, 2004 at 04:05 AM
Gaffer! We need some waterproof tape.
Posted by: golfwidow | August 28, 2004 at 04:19 AM
I just know that virtually every person in the world is thinking about this kind of thing these days, but I would like to point out, in case I missed it the first time it was said, that "Batman" anagrams to "man bat."
Posted by: Doug | August 28, 2004 at 04:27 AM
May I also point out that "Batman" anagrams to "bantam"...which, when used as an adjective means: pertly combative.
That is all.
Posted by: Polly | August 28, 2004 at 05:10 AM
Buttman
Posted by: Leetie | August 28, 2004 at 05:43 AM
No wonder people were suspicious about Batman and Robin.
Posted by: Chris Cypser | August 28, 2004 at 06:24 AM
So, what's so unusual about that?? I have a gay friend-not that there's anything wrong with that-who had a friend who had a friend, that claimed to know first hand, that Batman always wore a vibrating buttplug and had a winkie so small you could wrap your index finger around it.
Posted by: Ben Dover | August 28, 2004 at 06:34 AM
WTF?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 28, 2004 at 07:01 AM
that's 'nuff to make a boy wonder.......
Posted by: russell | August 28, 2004 at 07:42 AM
I don't see what the big deal is.
Posted by: Ace | August 28, 2004 at 07:54 AM
Me either, I wonder where I can get one!
Posted by: Gary | August 28, 2004 at 07:55 AM
What's with the small plunger?
Posted by: Will Smith | August 28, 2004 at 07:59 AM
Crooks hatched an ingenious plan,
A 13-yard bridge in a van.
In the town if Mostar,
For one hundred seventy dollar,
7 thieves ended up in the can!
Posted by: Big Red Mountain | August 28, 2004 at 05:04 PM
ewwwwwww. not as bad as some toys that were pulled off the shelves this week, which depicted twin towers.. with a plane crashing into it. if it werent for bad taste, some people would have none at all....
Posted by: queensbee | August 29, 2004 at 02:44 AM
I wonder what that would fetch on EBAY.
Posted by: Not Batman | August 30, 2004 at 07:02 AM
Hmmm... massage, sex, escorts. Yes, you look reputable enough. You're hired!
Posted by: Leetie | September 04, 2004 at 06:56 PM