EBAY ITEM OF THE DAY
Here's a nice gift for the special guy or gal who is marrying a horse.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
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August 30, 2004
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Posted by: mudstuffin | August 30, 2004 at 07:40 AM
I think I saw this on a movie once ... it starred Ron Jeremy and Black Beauty ... anyone remember it??
Posted by: punky brewster | August 30, 2004 at 07:49 AM
Be sure to check out the Sellers Other Items...
Posted by: Drew | August 30, 2004 at 07:50 AM
a stud or a mare
for your sophisticated affair
tho' you might think it a little bit funky
as a cake topping
an race horse (no droppings!)
well, at least she ain't marrying a monkey
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 30, 2004 at 07:52 AM
So that's what they mean by "cowgirl style"...
Posted by: Mike Weasel | August 30, 2004 at 08:07 AM
Maybe this is for weddings of a man AND a woman to a horse.
Posted by: John | August 30, 2004 at 08:09 AM
I wanna see how they do the "bride cuts the cake" shtick at this wedding reception.
Also, when they get to the hokey-pokey, do they have to adjust the lyrics so the horse can dance ("You put your left front foot in, you take your left front foot out.....")?
Posted by: Blue Meanie | August 30, 2004 at 08:13 AM
Seller's other items:
Pepe le Pew and Penelope cake topper -Nothing says love like the fragrant aroma of 2 skunks in love.
Sponge Bob Square pants- Who is Mrs. Sponge? Come on people, it's obvious the sponge man is gay. He's yellow, lives in Bikini Bottoms (aka Miami) and his best friend is a squid.
Dalmation dogs - yes 2 spotted dogs represent our love for each other. A dog will hump a sofa if he's not having his manly needs fulfilled.
Posted by: Christine the bean | August 30, 2004 at 08:15 AM
The sellers name is "cinhol"? I can't think of any way to pronounce that but...
...never mind.
Posted by: etc. | August 30, 2004 at 08:17 AM
Hey, I'm not gay. And my best friend is a starfish, not squid. Gotta run, my new curtains and track lighting just arrived in the mail.
Posted by: Spongebob Squarepants | August 30, 2004 at 08:26 AM
Good to see Claire Martin out of rehab (just kidding, really!) but how did Mahatma miss this?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 30, 2004 at 08:38 AM
I thought Spongebob had a squirrel or a chipmunk or something for a girlfriend. But I guess the wedding cake topper makes clear who his real main "squeeze" is.
Posted by: qetzal | August 30, 2004 at 08:55 AM
Maybe MKJ is recovering from a weekend binge of Moataritas ...
Posted by: MOTW | August 30, 2004 at 09:01 AM
"I've got my horse right here
My name is Paul Revere ..."
and the music played on.
Posted by: Horsin' Around | August 30, 2004 at 09:02 AM
Wife: Counselor, we're having some problems right now that are straining our marriage.
Counselor: Such as?
Wife: Well, it's a stable life and all, but he never notices when I go out of my way to look nice for him -- it's like he's got blinders on or something! And we hardly ever take a roll in the hay anymore...
*rim shot*
Posted by: Gregg | August 30, 2004 at 09:09 AM
Did I mention THE BRIDE AND GROOM ARE PORCELAIN!
Wonder what the horse is? Probably real. I've heard horse flesh cake is big in Japan.
Posted by: Smoodle | August 30, 2004 at 09:29 AM
Smoodle - LOL!
* wipes spewed drink off monitor *
Posted by: MOTW | August 30, 2004 at 09:48 AM
There are a least a million, no, make that a skazillion great responses to this post.
And I can not write them as any one of them will get me banned from the board permanently.
(sigh)
Posted by: Trystan Shout | August 30, 2004 at 10:10 AM
This is what happens when people take literally that "and the horse you rode in on" saying.
Posted by: Christobol | August 30, 2004 at 10:38 AM
I love you and the horse you rode in on;
I see you there,
Mounted on your mare--
You make quite a striking pair
As the wind blows through your golden hair.
I love you and the horse you rode in on;
It's madness, true,
Feeling like I do--
Yet I'll be a little blue
'Til you let me ride side-saddle, too.
We'll gallop and we'll canter and we'll trot
And what will mean an awful lot
Is if you let me pet her rich gold mane--
The thrill will drive me half-insane;
I love you and the horse you rode in on;
The joy I see
Waiting for we three
Is a destiny enjoyed by but a few;
For I love you and your horsie, too.
Posted by: Pilsenerman | August 30, 2004 at 10:41 AM
It's one of a kind! Man! What's up with that? I needed a matching set.
Posted by: What?!? | August 30, 2004 at 10:57 AM
ok... at least it wasn't just one of the happy couple with the horse.. that would be a worry.. maybe its an Amish wedding cake topper and the horse is the dowry.. immortalised for all time to show how generous the bride's family are
Posted by: Kat | August 30, 2004 at 12:06 PM
What?! No comment about the groom being hung like a horse?!
Posted by: punky brewster | August 30, 2004 at 12:36 PM
Here's what happens when hubby picks the centerpiece
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 30, 2004 at 01:21 PM
Boo elle! You stole my line!!!
Posted by: Lmd33 | August 30, 2004 at 02:24 PM
well, if the republicans DONT like gay marriage, they sure wont like this...
Posted by: queensbee | August 30, 2004 at 03:32 PM
Queensbee: I think Rick Santorum does!
Posted by: Pilsenerman | August 30, 2004 at 06:10 PM
Now that would be one hell of a threesome...
Posted by: Mouldy marshmallow | August 30, 2004 at 07:45 PM
i just went and looked at the other listings... (didn't do that the first time) and theres a couple being married by Elvis... must be a Vegas wedding cake topper .. coming soon to a drive thru wedding chapel near you
Posted by: Kat | August 30, 2004 at 09:25 PM