COWS IN THE NEWS
Udder-abuse update.
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A bovine version of Mrs. Jose Lima?
Oh, and first
Posted by: slyeyes | August 11, 2004 at 03:16 AM
First second!
Those bustards, busted for pumping up bovine busts. Udder disgrace.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | August 11, 2004 at 03:24 AM
"bovine bust"? Nice word play there.
Posted by: waxwing | August 11, 2004 at 03:40 AM
Udder Augmentation?
Got boobs?
Posted by: punky brewster | August 11, 2004 at 04:55 AM
Surgically modified heifers
Were injected to make them look bigger
But the judges made boobs
Of those Australian rubes
Who then sold the cows to Hugh Hefner
Posted by: slowlayne | August 11, 2004 at 05:52 AM
The cow was believed to be resting comfortably despite the ordeal . . .
Ordeal? She got free implants! The boy cows are probably all flirting with her now.
(wait, that would be bulls . . . )
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 11, 2004 at 06:07 AM
I'm all for cowsmetic surgery.
I'm sick of ugly cows, dammit.
Posted by: Christobol | August 11, 2004 at 06:30 AM
I had an uncle who was a dairy detective. He didn't work in the udder department though, he was in vice.
Posted by: bill | August 11, 2004 at 06:32 AM
Bringing you the dairy bust, er, best. You herd it hereford first, folks.
Heifer gonna keep this up, I'll have to leave.
Posted by: MOTW | August 11, 2004 at 07:00 AM
What's next, acrylic hooves and bovine botox???
Posted by: iolite | August 11, 2004 at 07:19 AM
What's next, acrylic hooves and bovine botox???
Posted by: iolite | August 11, 2004 at 07:28 AM
oops. Sorry Sorry. Got stuck in a posting error there.
Posted by: iolite | August 11, 2004 at 07:31 AM
hair and skin ornamentation. bovine tattoos.
Posted by: queensbee | August 11, 2004 at 07:40 AM
This story is a bunch of bull...
Posted by: Mike Weasel | August 11, 2004 at 08:19 AM
In my paper it says that the 15 cows were sent home in disgrace.
I have never seen a cow in disgrace, pictures?
Posted by: BarryFS | August 11, 2004 at 08:55 AM
Speaking as someone who has a bovine tattoo, I think that tattoos on bovines have been in style for a while (at least here in Texas). I think that piercings are fairly common as well.
Posted by: elfbrains | August 11, 2004 at 09:12 AM
You can tell the disgraced cows by their scarlet letter tattoos.
Posted by: Lily | August 11, 2004 at 09:46 AM
They must offer some incredible prizes at this event.
Posted by: Jessica R. | August 11, 2004 at 09:53 AM
More than a handful is just a waste...
Posted by: jamester | August 11, 2004 at 10:14 AM
Actually, implants can improve your intelligence
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 11, 2004 at 11:28 AM
I knew I had a legitimate reason for drinking soy milk.
Posted by: entertainment news | August 11, 2004 at 01:02 PM
Did the military pay for the stuff?
Posted by: Alex | August 11, 2004 at 06:58 PM
OK, we just need to get these cows to show up at starbucks, that should blow the whole thing wide open.
The milking of cows is a feat
Which yields a tasty white treat
but humans, no luck,
when in a Starbucks
We'd better not see woman teat.
Posted by: Will | August 12, 2004 at 05:29 AM
nice to see some cowverage of this moovement
Posted by: aaronwall | August 13, 2004 at 02:17 AM
Thanks, wadders.
And Stock Squad Inspectors would not only bagnfarb, but would probably be a hit on Aussie television. (Sorry, tele.)
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 13, 2004 at 12:53 PM
Still laughing over the disgraced cows image BarryFS! Let me know if you get some pictures.
Posted by: Writer's Cramp | August 17, 2004 at 06:41 AM
This is just a test
Posted by: jamester | August 19, 2004 at 02:21 PM