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Foist!
Posted by: Bombay Duck (Fish, not bird) | August 01, 2004 at 07:26 AM
At least when someone eventually gets bit, they can just drive on to the hospital. And people, please clean those snake cages, don't make them go "sliding around" in that mess. yuck.
Posted by: waxwing | August 01, 2004 at 07:26 AM
Bombay Duck,
Do you have a friend named "geoduck"? And two points if you pronouce it correctly without looking it up...
Posted by: waxwing | August 01, 2004 at 07:28 AM
And if the snakes are crawlin', don't try ballin'.
Posted by: bbescuela | August 01, 2004 at 07:33 AM
I can pronounce "it" properly. Do I get a dollar per point?
Posted by: Bombay Duck (Fish, not bird) | August 01, 2004 at 07:33 AM
Railroad tracks, railroad cars... yeah, I should have known better. I will put the two dollars on a treetop nearby. Go fish! *smile*
Posted by: waxwing (bird not fish) | August 01, 2004 at 07:36 AM
Key - and most disgusting - quote: "The worst thing is to go to a (snake) park, and it smells and the animals slide in their own faeces and urine."
Almost like going to a water park with kids.
Posted by: slowlayne | August 01, 2004 at 08:04 AM
eeewwwww. just eeewww.
Posted by: queensbee | August 01, 2004 at 09:28 AM
Victoria and "Alfred?" Was she cheating on Albert? So much for Victorian morality.
Posted by: Pilsenerman | August 01, 2004 at 10:25 AM
This automobile would qualify as one of my worst nightmares...
Posted by: Higgy | August 01, 2004 at 02:05 PM
They only take on snakes that are practical? And this includes green and black mambas? Aren't mambas the most deadly snakes in the world?
Posted by: Lmd33 | August 01, 2004 at 02:12 PM
No, lmd33. The Macarinas are the deadliest snakes. Followed closely by the Copa Cabanas.
Posted by: markhh | August 02, 2004 at 04:57 AM
Snakes don't kill people....wait, yes they do.
They NEVER feed them in public? What's their point then? Don't most people only want to see snakes either (1) being crushed by an electric toilet or (2) eating something (preferably a rat, since mice and bunnies will throw a cuteness factor at you, and for those of you who like rats, I mean an ugly, sinful, terminally ill and wanting to die type rat).
Why not just drive around with a picture book of snakes?
Posted by: Christobol | August 02, 2004 at 05:31 AM
A littel respect, please - your talking about my hoam.
Posted by: Blue Meanie | August 02, 2004 at 07:18 AM
For anyone still paying attention:
Yes, I know it's too late and the gag is kaput, but here's what the Blue Meanie post above was meant to say:
A littel respect, please - your talking about my hoam.
Posted by: Aaron Goldschmith | August 02, 2004 at 07:44 AM
I just like the name "Roshiela Moonsamy."
Posted by: Mike Weasel | August 02, 2004 at 08:29 AM
I just like the name "Roshiela Moonsamy."
Posted by: Mike Weasel | August 02, 2004 at 08:31 AM
In fact, I like it so much I posted it twice. (sorry)
Posted by: Mike Weasel | August 02, 2004 at 08:34 AM
"And only experience can tell you which ones [snakes] are practical," he said.
*whew*
Good thing he's only got practical snakes!
[Mulls the notion of "discovering" by experience which snakes are practical]
Posted by: Deon | August 02, 2004 at 08:55 AM
TEST
Try this
Posted by: Blue Meanie | December 01, 2005 at 11:42 AM
nuther test
whatever
Posted by: BM | December 05, 2005 at 01:10 PM