ADVICE FOR ROMANIAN COPS

Suck it up, you whiners!

(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick)

Comments

[Sean]

Please,don't anyone post pictures,OK?

[Trystan Shout]

"Moreover, the policemen patrolling the beach have admitted that the sight of old topless woman sickens them."

Wow. That's quite a commentary.

As a member of a local "naturist" group (nudist, if you must), a frequent sunbather at Haulover Beach (the nude side) and a lover of Orient Bay in Saint Martin (a totally nude beach, complex, restaurant, store and more) this story is of particular interest to me.

I say "You go, girls!" to the older women! No one is forcing anyone to look at them! The policemen in question should be given a barf bag, then reprimanded and eventually fired if necessary.

Are these women any more unpleasant to look at than the 300-pound men squeezed into Speedos on South Beach?! (The answer if "F@#K NO!")

[D'Artagnan]

Those sunbathing 80 year-olds
Romanian police are apalled
What's next? A big fine?
Old farts in decline
The bingo game's over, I'm told

[slowlayne]

Constanta’s top cop Popescu
Says tourists don’t want to view
Grandma’s mammary glands
Hanging down in the sands
“Eww! I saw Babushka’s tatoo!”

[Jeff Meyerson]

Old Topless Women wbagnfarb (in Romania).

Here's an addtional quote from the Ananova version of the story that shows Officer Popescu will not win this month's PC/Tolerance Award:

"Officer Ionut Popescu who patrols the beach in Eforie Nord resort in Constanta said: "It's always a pleasure to see a young woman, who also has to be beautiful of course, topless on the beach.

"But the irony is it that there are more old women going topless. I find it sometimes quite repulsive. I can understand the idea of wanting to get a uniform tan, but old women should simply give up on it."

So if a young woman is NOT beautiful, Popescu doesn't want her topless either? Talk about your creeping fascism!

I'm with Judi & Trystan on this one: quit whining! The guy's job is patrolling a topless beanch and he's complaining? Try working the inner cities, loser!

[Jeff Meyerson]

beach, not beanch

[agent 66]

ok, as long as they make it illegal for men over 45 to wear a speedo.

ooooohh...topless old broads and bottomless geezers...what a mental picture to wake up to.

[BMX3]

Can we alos impose some kind of "weight to Spandax" ratio?

[Pilsenerman]

The most offensive boob in Romania is Victor Popescu.

[Doug Brockmeier]

Now, I'm going to take the opposite view, because I like making trouble: I must congratulate our man Victor for his merit and valor and Romanianness; his name is Victor. I do however believe that he was out of line to impose the No-60-Year-Old-Topless-Women-On-The-Beach law. It should be 40.

[waxwing]

What about the, shall we say, "refurbished" sets of nakeness out there? Does the age figure apply to original equipment only or does it include more recent modifications?

[JLee]

Yeah, Pilsenerman!! Good one!

As for the "offensive" sight of older women's breasts, I can just imagine those police officers' man-boobs. I'm SURE they have 'em...

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Someone should make them put some kind of top on

[Jeff Meyerson]

Mahatma; you're back! Everyone was asking for you and wondering where you were (Europe, right?) and where the eBay stuff had gone.

Doug: what about Mrs. Jose Lima? I'd certainly look at her topless even past 40.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Jeff: yeah, I was in France for a couple weeks, I lived there for many years and need to go back to recharge every once in a while. Even made it to the beaches this time where ramparts pepperoni are on display by ladies of all ages and you know what? I don't care how old they are, I still think it's better than the way people have to dress at the beach here. The banana hammock Speedos on the guys look kind of silly, but what the hey. A chacun son mauvais gout, right?

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

More on nudes v. prudes

[snethet]

Ah, I remember sitting on my grandmother's knee as she sang me this sweet song:

Do you boobs hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
like a Continental soldier
Do your boobs hang low?

Excuse, I'm a littl teary.

[echo]

slowlane - applause, applause, ROFL. Cough, sputter. Tears rolling down face.

[banana hammock]

"ok, as long as they make it illegal for men over 45 to wear a speedo"

no man should ever wear a speedo.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

I agree, down with speedos!

No, wait, back up! back up!

[Annie]

Hey, we are all nude under our clothes. I think since it is a nude beach that Officer Pop should have to patrol in a badge and gun belt. Then let the 60 yr old ladies give body critique.

We old ladies have been hanging it out since Woodstock, not gonna stop now.

[Jeff Meyerson]

All I can say about Mahatma's nudes vs. prudes story is Bring Back the Communists!

[Ereshkigal]

What an opportunity for terrorists in Romania... disabling police with naked granny power!