THOSE HEARTLESS TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're using cows.
(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick)
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July 30, 2004
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Moo (that means first!)
Posted by: Jess S | July 30, 2004 at 05:34 AM
Al-cowda?
Posted by: lurker | July 30, 2004 at 05:36 AM
Were they faster than a speeding bull-et ?
Posted by: MOTW | July 30, 2004 at 05:48 AM
"Hurtling Cows" would also BAGNFARB.
Posted by: skoo | July 30, 2004 at 05:49 AM
Did they disabull her car?
Posted by: MOTW | July 30, 2004 at 05:49 AM
Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
The cows jumped over the Toyota Yaris....
Nah. Just doesn't work.
(BTW - what the h*ll is a 'Yaris'?)
Posted by: qetzal | July 30, 2004 at 05:51 AM
Officer Douglas reported seeing the suspect reaching for a cell phone, or maybe she was fiddling with the radio, hard to tell, and, acting quickly, he maced the cows into action.
Posted by: Christobol | July 30, 2004 at 06:06 AM
Yaris is Welsh for "Hey, cows - Trample me!"
Posted by: MOTW | July 30, 2004 at 06:06 AM
I *think* the Yaris is the European version of the Matrix.
[having a boring moment]
Posted by: LabSpecimen | July 30, 2004 at 06:09 AM
i'm stumped. this is so funny, and y'all covered all the bases. with cowhide, i think.
flying cows of gloustershire - wbagnfarb
Posted by: queensbee | July 30, 2004 at 06:12 AM
Yaris
Posted by: MOTW | July 30, 2004 at 06:13 AM
I wish I could say I came from a place called Quedgeley. Hey diddle diddle was also the first thing I thought of.
Posted by: Peri | July 30, 2004 at 06:22 AM
Maybe they were running from the horse after Miss Viva Paper Towels got him ready for servicing.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 30, 2004 at 07:07 AM
Lurker - "al-cowda" is a winner.
Posted by: Christobol | July 30, 2004 at 07:21 AM
They're acting in the name of Moo-hammad.
Thank you, try the veal!
Posted by: lurker | July 30, 2004 at 08:44 AM
"...and flew over the car then crashed on to the road on the other side."
It's worse than we thought. The cows are actually flying.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 30, 2004 at 08:56 AM
Nope - Mad Cow (and the Bull from BoSsEy)
Posted by: Lenore | July 30, 2004 at 09:10 AM
Al-Cowda's bovine juggernaut
Involved Holsteins and a big sling-er-shot
Cows flying through air
Will give a great scare
They're not for the lactose intoler-ont
Posted by: slowlayne | July 30, 2004 at 09:24 AM
Good one slowlayne.
Posted by: queensbee | July 30, 2004 at 11:25 AM