EBAY ITEM OF THE DAY SO FAR
We can't believe we missed out on this.
(Thanks to Drew Harchick)
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July 30, 2004
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What a scary picture to start the day with. (first?)
Posted by: Jess S | July 30, 2004 at 05:29 AM
So much for eating lunch today.
Or sleeping tonight.
Flossing must be a breeze for that guy, tho...
Posted by: lurker | July 30, 2004 at 05:30 AM
"...sculpted from Fossil Walrus Ivory Artifact material." ??? It must be very valuable.
Posted by: Emily | July 30, 2004 at 05:31 AM
Yikes! I needed my eyes today.
Posted by: Tony | July 30, 2004 at 05:33 AM
He should have used the Fossil Walrus Ivory Artifact material to sculpt some dentures.
Posted by: slowlayne | July 30, 2004 at 05:34 AM
Did they mean sculpted FROM fossil walrus or sculpted BY fossil walrus?
Dentist: So? Um...which tooth is it you said hurts?
Fossil Walrus: Back right
Dentist: Hey wait a minute! That's not a tooth, that's just a piece of ivory artifact material shoved into your gangrenous gums!
Fossil Walrus: Yeah, well it hurts, ok?
Posted by: Christobol | July 30, 2004 at 05:43 AM
Damn, that's just wrong. Thanks Dave.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | July 30, 2004 at 05:47 AM
So, the guy was selling a small carving ... what's with the guy in the dentist chair with the carved up teeth? Is he selling the teeth, too? Don't think the Tooth Fairy will give him much for them, though. SOMEbody forgot to brush after every meal ...
Posted by: MOTW | July 30, 2004 at 05:58 AM
shoot. how could i have lost out on that!
Posted by: queensbee | July 30, 2004 at 06:05 AM
I am the walrus.Koo Koo Ka Chew.
Well,he won't actually be chewing..
Posted by: Sean | July 30, 2004 at 06:11 AM
Why the picture of that guy?!
Posted by: JLee | July 30, 2004 at 06:14 AM
Maybe Dave's on a personal mission to make people aware of the dangers of poor oral-hygine.Part of Presi-dental Campaign.
Posted by: Sean | July 30, 2004 at 06:26 AM
Why does a freakish dental nightmare remind you of Mahatma?
Posted by: Christobol | July 30, 2004 at 06:51 AM
Mahatma's in Europe, I believe.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 30, 2004 at 07:01 AM
Thanks Jeff. Europe does have an inordinant number of freakish dental nightmares walking about.
Posted by: Christobol | July 30, 2004 at 07:11 AM
Freakish eBay items remind us of Mahatma...
Freakish dental nightmares remind us of the time we broke down in Alabama....
Posted by: Higgy | July 30, 2004 at 07:20 AM
I will definitely be having a nightmare tonight. I know it.
Posted by: jonag | July 30, 2004 at 07:39 AM
Christabol, you shoulda put a swallow alert on that comment!
* wipes spewed lunch off monitor, still snickering *
Posted by: MOTW | July 30, 2004 at 08:37 AM
I can't believe Mahatma Kane Jeeves missed this one!
Or is he now posting under the name Drew Harchick?
Posted by: Deon | July 30, 2004 at 09:12 AM
maybe the guy is afraid of the dentist, doesnt need novocaine, or maybe he can just transcend dental medication. [sorry]
Posted by: queensbee | July 30, 2004 at 09:48 AM
I thought it looked more like a straitjacket, which of course would be more appropriate!
Posted by: Lmd33 | July 30, 2004 at 12:30 PM
All I can think of to say is wtf. And I don't say that lightly.
Posted by: Smoodle | July 30, 2004 at 02:03 PM
If you look at the seller's other auctions, some of them include a picture of a cute dog standing in the back of a truck. Shrug.
Posted by: Katzendogz | July 30, 2004 at 06:05 PM