CONVENTION UPDATE
(Thanks to DaveB2038)
« Previous | Main | Next »
(Thanks to DaveB2038)
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.
Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.
first - but, i didnt read it. another registration. so no thanks.
Posted by: queensbee | July 28, 2004 at 05:02 AM
While Dave suffocates in a hood
The “rasalin” starts to get good
A death match: Tereezer
Against an old geezer
Who’d pay to see that? I would!
Posted by: slowlayne | July 28, 2004 at 05:08 AM
My cleavage asked me to mention to all of you available gentleman that it, in fact, violates THREE laws of physics (although one of those violations requires me to be standing on my head)
Posted by: Polly | July 28, 2004 at 05:13 AM
My cleavage asked me to mention to all of you available gentleman that it, in fact, violates THREE laws of physics (although one of those violations requires me to be standing on my head)
Posted by: Polly | July 28, 2004 at 05:13 AM
That was one post for each of the girls...
Posted by: Polly | July 28, 2004 at 05:15 AM
Glad to see that Dave's journalist focus remains straight as a laser beam. I heard he got misty-eyed the other night when they sang the national anthem. You know - the part about "O'er the ramparts we watched..."
Posted by: Marvin the P.A. | July 28, 2004 at 05:21 AM
Glad to see that Dave's journalistic and patriotic focus remains true to form. I heard he got misty-eyed the other night when they sang the national anthem. You know - the part about "O'er the ramparts we watched..."
Posted by: Marvin the P.A. | July 28, 2004 at 05:23 AM
Thank you, Polly. Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Thank YOU Polly.
I'm ready now, so tell me when you'd like me to "shove it".
Posted by: Dave (not Barry.. calm down) | July 28, 2004 at 05:25 AM
He must have watched twice.
Posted by: Marvin the P.A. | July 28, 2004 at 05:25 AM
Queensbee, I hate registration sites too, but the Miami Herald News Gazette Post Sun Times Daily is Dave's Newspaper, it's the paper that make's this blog possible, look at the address line in your browser. Therefore, I believe this might be one site people here might want to actually register with, especially since all Dave's columns and news stories are on this site. Just a thought.
Posted by: BMX3 | July 28, 2004 at 05:28 AM
Very true, BMX. ;)
Posted by: Kari | July 28, 2004 at 05:35 AM
Dave...not Barry,
Now
Posted by: Polly | July 28, 2004 at 05:35 AM
Polly, right there? How's THAT?
I can't figure out whether Judi is going to kick us off or make popcorn.
Posted by: Dave (not Barry.. calm down) | July 28, 2004 at 05:36 AM
Hey...I'm not the problem. It's my cleavage making all the trouble. Oh, no.... now my booty is channeling....
"Baby got back..."
Sigh...
Posted by: Polly | July 28, 2004 at 05:48 AM
I notice there's a live question and answer session re: the convention on the Washington Post, beginning at 10 am. I say we inundate them with questions about Dave . . . what's he wearing, why can't he get into any good parites, is his political platform gaining momentum in any part of the DNC, etc.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | July 28, 2004 at 05:48 AM
Is Mrs. Jose Lima at the Convention?
She would kick breast & take names in any clevage wrestling contest.
Posted by: lurker | July 28, 2004 at 05:49 AM
Login for Miami Herald reg: [email protected]
Password: cpunks
Posted by: Brian B | July 28, 2004 at 06:05 AM
Judi, make the Washington Post answer my questions please.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | July 28, 2004 at 06:08 AM
*stops standing on my head trying to imagine Polly's third broken law*
Ok Polly, you've got to do it. Stand on your head. I just CANNOT quite figure out what's supposed to happen and which law gets broken.
QUICK! Before the Physics Police get here!
Posted by: kibby F5 | July 28, 2004 at 06:15 AM
I can only tell you that it has to do with gravitational pulls and black holes.
(Tee hee...she said "black hole".)
I wish I could share the logistics with you, but it's part of my pole dancing routine and the patent is pending.
Posted by: Polly | July 28, 2004 at 06:19 AM
Polly stirred up the boys with her jokin'
But we all wonder what she's been smokin'
I've got THREE she said
Then she stood on her head
It's not just physics laws that get broken
Posted by: slowlayne | July 28, 2004 at 06:20 AM
davenot: when have i ever kicked anybody off of anything? or out of anything, for that matter? i'm not a kicking kind of girl.
Posted by: judi | July 28, 2004 at 06:24 AM
sorry Judi- I'm new here. still feeling my way around, right Polly? *wink* How's THAT?
Posted by: Dave (not Barry.. calm down) | July 28, 2004 at 06:30 AM
Popcorn!! Get your popcorn!!
Posted by: Mr.Fisher | July 28, 2004 at 07:49 AM
Gets roll of dollar bills ready...
Posted by: Mike Weasel | July 28, 2004 at 10:02 AM
" I believe that cleavage is the most powerful force in the universe."
Dave, sorry, but I'm going to need a judge's decision here. Where are the pictures of you and the wrestling women so we can make an informed decision for ourselves?
queensbee:
once more, for the Miami Herald:
[email protected]
password: miamivice
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 28, 2004 at 12:10 PM