ATTENTION, GUYS
You don't have to keep everything in your pants.
(Thanks to Bill Crider)
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July 31, 2004
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Twice in one week?!
Gotta go buy Lotto tickets!
F * I * R * S * T !
Posted by: Trystan Shout | July 31, 2004 at 10:32 AM
As for me, there's no room to keep anything extra in the front of my pants like this jamoka . . . if you catch my drift. (heh-heh)
Posted by: Trystan Shout | July 31, 2004 at 10:35 AM
another one of those lovely southern,'hey. yall aint gonna believe th....." you know you are a redneck when your pants explode. dodobird.
Posted by: queensbee | July 31, 2004 at 12:50 PM
"Is that a methamphetamine cannister exploding in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Posted by: Diane | July 31, 2004 at 01:18 PM
The secret ingredient of all good meth is charred testicles.
Posted by: Christobol | August 01, 2004 at 05:57 AM
When my cousin was a kid, he once slid down a playground slide with a firecracker and a book of matches in his back pocket. Not a good idea.
Posted by: Gregg | August 01, 2004 at 07:11 AM
"..second and third degrees burns to his testicles"
Second AND Third??? Do we really need that level of burn differentiation for his family jewels? You can just say "burns to his testicles" and you're going to get the same reaction from all the guys...*doubles over in sympathetic pain *
Posted by: Higgy | August 01, 2004 at 01:35 PM
Well, Higglee, at least his penis was unscathed. :)
"Always look on the bright side of life!"
Posted by: Blogchik | August 02, 2004 at 10:48 AM
Exploding Pants - many uses, including agnfab.
Posted by: z | August 02, 2004 at 12:52 PM
And Burning Testicles wbagnfarb too.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 03, 2004 at 04:40 PM