WHAT WE ASPIRE TO
We aspire to be on a salamander panel.
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June 25, 2004
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There's a salamander panel? ((rolls eyes))
Where's my panel! I'm bigger and more important than a salamander!
Posted by: Liljazzcat | June 25, 2004 at 01:22 PM
Correction:
Where's MY panel?
Note the now-appropriate punctuation.
Posted by: Liljazzcat | June 25, 2004 at 01:24 PM
Dang, I'm only on the Spotted Salamader Sub-Committee Panel. But one day.... ONE DAY!!
Posted by: Mike Weasel | June 25, 2004 at 01:33 PM
doesn't seem to be working for me...
Posted by: gfunksizzle | June 25, 2004 at 02:07 PM
their acronym is CTSCST --- crumby. i work for the gommint, and we spend a lot of time on acronyms. they need some help.
Posted by: queensbee | June 25, 2004 at 02:30 PM
I'm guessing that Peter Ashcroft, chairman of the Sonoma chapter of the Sierra Club, is not John's little brother. What do you think?
Boring story.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 25, 2004 at 03:33 PM
Jeff - it's thoughtless remarks from people like you who by their inaction are dooming the salamander...
"Our impression is if nothing is done, the salamander would fade into oblivion," said Charlie Carson, executive director of the Homebuilders Association of Northern California.
Not that I much care.
And there's a rock band joke/name somewhere in "fade into oblivion," but I can't quite get to it. Maybe it's that there are so many who should do just that?
Posted by: leigh7911 | June 25, 2004 at 06:42 PM
You're either a salamander or you're a newt.
Hmmm, an amphiban version of "West Side Story?"
Hey,it could work; peple forked over a ton of money to see those stupid singing Cats.
Posted by: lurker | June 26, 2004 at 11:28 AM