IT'S NOT JUST RENTAL CARS
You also need to stay out of bed.
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June 30, 2004
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Resisting the temptation...
Posted by: pogo | June 30, 2004 at 05:36 AM
When I pulled down the blanket, there it was, twice as thick as my thumb
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 30, 2004 at 05:50 AM
Am I imagining things, or does Dave have a pathological fear of snakes?
Posted by: Wally Ballou | June 30, 2004 at 06:06 AM
Hung Chad could not be reached for comment . . .
I don't think Dave's fascinaation with snakes qualifies as a fear, exactly. Sometimes a fascination with snakes is just a fascination with snakes.
Posted by: Lairbo | June 30, 2004 at 06:22 AM
Cars! Beds! Trousers!
IS NO WHERE SAFE ANY MORE!?
Posted by: kibby F5 | June 30, 2004 at 07:01 AM
Here's Hanging Chad in a loincloth
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 30, 2004 at 07:21 AM
I love the phobia list. I’ve wasted far too much time at work (State Government: Blowing Your Tax Dollars Surfing Phobia Lists and Dave Blogs Department) there. Can’t even get through the ‘A’ section without a few hundred stupid comments.
Amnesiphobia- Fear of amnesia.
I think I have this, but I don’t remember… AAAAH!
Side Note: My dad had a pathological fear of snakes, which is why I made it a point to keep them as pets.
Posted by: Trav | June 30, 2004 at 08:06 AM
Being a devoted Dave fan, I can tell you where it came from--The TOILET!
Posted by: Fort | June 30, 2004 at 08:44 AM
"The snake's captors said they would free it in nearby mountains, it said.
The report said it was unclear..."
They said, it said, the report said. No wonder it was unclear.
I've been to Xi'an. Nice town. I didn't see any snakes.
Posted by: jp | June 30, 2004 at 12:35 PM
Hi Fort! *waves*
Posted by: Mike Weasel | June 30, 2004 at 03:37 PM