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June 22, 2004

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scribble out Eleanor's, insert Eleanors

Marwhatever - are you saying you're (not your) the type of person who holds a grudge? That would be the LAST trait that I would ascribe to you, O kind and gentle dork -

*resubmitted in proper format*


Marwhatever - are you saying
you're (not your) the type
of person who holds a grudge?
That would be the LAST trait
that I would ascribe to you,
O kind and gentle dork -

Hold a grudge I do not,
Nor is it true that I smoke pot.
But it iss true that I was caught
spelling names not like they aught.
And Though it happens quite a lot,
(Not by me, in my eternal haught.
And this time I should have bought
and extra vowel for me to jot.)
So to cover up my blot,
I had to concieve a revenge plot,
Tho' it stretched contrivances taut,
for into the past I had to trot;
To find your error that I got,
And used to fill the 'P.S.' slot.
In fact, consider the grudge like snot
Where now the hankerchief is brought
So we are no longer fraught.
Now, at least in my grave I can rot -
Void of all LASTS, void of all thought!

For that, methinks a big MOAT draught!
(LAST)

So let me see if I understand this-
I thought you were holding
a grudge because I hurt your
feelings, but it turns out
that isn't true, and you were
just looking for something to
be mean with and hurt MY feelings-
much better - really puts you
in a good LAST light-
and with that I say Good Night!

p.s. We do however, seem to
have marginalized Dave D, so
that's a good thing, right?

So let me see if I understand this-
I thought you were holding
a grudge because I hurt your
feelings, but it turns out
that isn't true, and you were
just looking for something to
be mean with and hurt MY feelings-
much better - really puts you
in a good LAST light-
and with that I say Good Night!

p.s. We do however, seem to
have marginalized Dave D, so
that's a good thing, right?

So let me see if I understand this-
I thought you were holding
a grudge because I hurt your
feelings, but it turns out
that isn't true, and you were
just looking for something to
be mean with and hurt MY feelings-
much better - really puts you
in a good LAST light-
and with that I say Good Night!

p.s. We do however, seem to
have marginalized Dave D, so
that's a good thing, right?

So let me see if I understand this-
I thought you were holding
a grudge because I hurt your
feelings, but it turns out
that isn't true, and you were
just looking for something to
be mean with and hurt MY feelings-
much better - really puts you
in a good LAST light-
and with that I say Good Night!

p.s. We do however, seem to
have marginalized Dave D, so
that's a good thing, right?

Whoa, Eleanor. Wow. A quadruple post? And the first two were simulposted. I've never seen THAT before.

And
I
forgot
to
hit
return.
Sorry!

You must be *deathly* ill if you even consider that I am, at any point, not kidding about everything I say.
Because you apparently ARE ill, here's the simple, unadulterated LASTing explanation:
I do not hold a grudge.
I do remember things.
I am really very bored.
You started it.
Booger.

Should I lay face down on the ground or just rust to pieces where I am standing?

And
I
forgot
to
hit
return.
Sorry!

And
I
couldn't
Post
and
then
it
double
posted
and
I
am
sorry.

(Ok, posting this way is WAY annoying!)

"Should I lay face down on the ground or just rust to pieces where I am standing?"

Oh that comment is SUCH a set-up.

*thinks to self: I shouldn't, I really shouldn't.*
*thinks again: but just a LITTLE wouldn't hurt*

It seems Marvin should be punished. Where is Tina's or Bangi's whip?

*remembers that she is NOT Tina or Bangi, and thus is incapable of flirting like them.*
*Sighs deeply, and swallows the innuendo*

*helps Marvin up and dusts him off and gives him a maternal sort of hug*

*walks off, muttering, "Booger."*

Nuts! It didn't work. Oh well, this won't be the LAST time our paths cross!

This is my official story and
I'm sticking to it:
When I posted what was to be
my sign-off message last night
the "cant find server" kept
coming up ( the second most
annoying thing in Windows, only
topped by the "you really should
use the "shut down" button, which
appears after your (not you"re)
computer has crashed)) -
Upon checking in this a.m.
I saw the quadruple post and
let out a banshee scream, pounded
my head on the desk, then went
and got coffee.
So that's what happened and
that's the LAST time I shall
speak of it!

So Marv - get up off the ground
and get out of the rain so you don't
rust, because I would miss you a lot-
I love your poetry but I don't want
to give you too many kudos because
it might go to your head!
Booger.

Paranoid Android, where are you??????????????????

Are you playing hard to get????????????????????
Or have we never really met?????????????????????
Do we have a bond????????????????????????
Or is it all pretense????????????????
Shall I jump into the pond??????????????
Or use my common sense?????????????

Those people who blog from work often disappear over the weekend. Maybe Marvin is one of those folks?

(note to self: hit "return")

Thanks neo - you made me feel a little (think bold) better - I'll calm down now!

Zowee! I just went to bed for 12 hours, people, yeesh! But I vow that will be the LAST time I sleep for so long (just woke up about 10 minutes ago, EST (not Blog time))

Good morning Marvin-
Please post in proper format
or you will not be read. (or red)

Oh, Eleanor, you should know that scrolling sideways builds character!

Scrolling sideways may build character, but reading sideways gives you a crick (is that really a word?) in the neck!

I can't believe I did that -
it's such a bummer to get
busted when you're (not your)
trying to make a point.

*takes Kleenex and goes and
sits in closet*

You know, Eleanor, on your second to LAST post, I didn't have to scroll sideways at aLL. I suppose that's the advantage of having such a big...screen.

No, no, no, Eleanor.
You should say that you posted long
in order to prove your point, that's all.

:) :) :)

Are you bragging about your
"big screen" Marvin? Do you
have a "big car" too? And a
"big house"?
My screen is 17 inches - what's yours?

Are you randomlogick on the Y site?

*shifts nervously* Oh, 17 inches, you say? How...nice...Well, we shouldn't get off topic, right?

LAST!

I was talking about the monitor with my computer-
weren't you?

"Are you randomlogick on thw Y site???", she asked for what she hoped would be the LAST time -

Dear, sweet Eleanor
All will be revealed soon,
[soon]
All is revealed, no go!
Read the random, and all is clear!
*wonders if this LAST post is too obvious*

Dear, sweet Eleanor
All will be revealed soon,
[soon]
All is revealed, now go!
Read the random, and all is clear!
*wonders if this LAST post is too obvious*

That was on purpose, of course. (I had to change the 'no go' to 'now go')

"now go" - where?

remember, you are talking to a bright, smart witty computer moron ! There was an e-mail from Y site (to all, I suppose) that seemed to be you and was "randomlogick"
LAST post was not too obvious to a computer moron -
give it up!!!

Erm, do you actually [bold]read[/bold] the Y site
postings? In it, I confessed, at LAST, that he
is, in fact me, I am, truly, him, and Elvis is,
as they say, everywhere.

Ooops - I did it again!
Isn't that a Britney Spears
song? Now I'm totally
humiliated!

1 - Elvis has left the vuilding
-and the building

2 - I only read the ones that are
e-mailed to me - which seems like
a lot - does everyone get them? -

OK, I just went and read them -
now I feel stupid so I'm
going to take a nap-
Booger LAST

at LAST, everyone is all caught up! (I think you were the LAST, Eleanor) (But that's ok, because you have a cold)
So, does that mean that Elvis is everywhere except inside the building? Wierd

at LAST, everyone is all caught up! (I think you
were the LAST, Eleanor) (But that's ok, because
you have a cold)
So, does that mean that Elvis is everywhere
except inside the building? Wierd
(Double Post for the convenience of Eleanor)

Yes, Elvis is everywhere-
he may even be lurking
in this blog - as long as
it's not inside a building-

this is such a pain in the
a** to keep remembering to
use return - and we seem to
have lost Dave D (yay!) unles
that is you Marvin, in another
form????????

*peeks in from around the corner*
*no one here*
LAST

LAST! How dare you!

December 5 is the LAST day
before December 6 which will
be the LAST day before
December 7 which is Pearl
Harbor Day which will LAST
in the minds of people forever
-or until at LAST everyone is
dead.

Gee wiz, my LAST run LASTed for almost 20 hrs! huzzah!
"-or until at LAST everyone is dead" SMARK!
A little cynical today, are we?

pLASTinate thyself Eleanor.

20 hours - I was just letting you become complacent!
Remember what Sting says:

Every breath you take
every move you make
I'll be watching you!

I thought we were at LAST finished with the Slart/Smark/whatever business -

Welcome back, Dave! Were you blocked from blogging, or did you decide to hibernate until you could telepathically locate the blood of more virgins?

Muahaha, the FIRST LAST since the Lockout!

LR=1:infinity, given the F-word cancelled out the LAST, in that LAST post of yours.

You need to try harder.

Will you look at that!

That LAST post of mine posted about an half an hour before your LAST LAST past.

SOOOOOO, that makes ME the FIRST person to post LAST after the Lockut!

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

What? NO! ARGH! NO! YOU CHEATED!

Pretty neat LAST post eh!

I admit, you are wily. You should probably get some sort of award for outwitting the blog clock, but I'm too upset to make it.

If it makes you feel any better, it was a complete fluke. I was putting that desultry LAST dig up for your consumption when I suddenly realised that they must have finally fixed the clock in the interim.

But, as they say, fortune smiles on the beautiful....

No, they didn't fix it at LAST. It's still wrong. It's just that with our wonderful system of time, 12:30 PM comes before 11:30 PM.

See, this LAST, though posted at 12 AM sometime, will be 'beaten' if someone posts 11 hours later at 11 AM sometime. But for now, re-victory!

Curses! It makes a sort of perverted and twisted
sense!

And what's worse is that if I hadn't kindly fessed up
you might never have noticed, and I would have
beaten you at LAST, even if only in your mind and
not in fact!

*retires back to hammock in disgust*

Phssst!

Gawd, even the beer tastes flat here.

wysisyg - At LAST you found us! please
to remember to post in "short line"
(that's computer talk) format for
those of us who are horizontally
challenged!

Marvin - when I said the site was
re-formatted, I had not taken any
acid and was not hallucinating -
the site was still wide - what had
happened was that there were no
lines between the posts, but after
I "spoke" with you and went back, it was
fixed -
BTW - Good mornig for hte LAST time!

At least (not LAST) it wasn't Dave D,
come back at LAST (not least)

Dave D

First in War

First in Peace

And Most Certainly

Last on this Thread

Count on it

LAST

So nice!

Ah, my LAST LAST is still standing, but this is going to be my LAST LAST for a while, so I figure I'd get one more in there.

But you knew it wouldn't LAST didn't you...

The battle on this thread has certainly escalated.

LOL at the "F-word" cancelling out "LAST," wys.

*tout*

At LAST I'm back here after a few days
absence - good to see you here Leetie
and wys - and as for you Dave D, I say:

Que LASTima!!!!!

aRgh! mooniefun! LAST

Nice to see the old LAST thread is still going strong...

This is the FIRST LAST thread - but not the LAST...

Gonna get me some wah wah.
The LAST thing we need is another LAST thread...

"The LAST thing we need is another LAST thread..."


Boy, you said it, wah!

Boy, did he ever! Hey, wait a minute, that was me!

Is Marvin the new Dave D? Or am I just being paranoid. The last thing I want to do is accuse someone wrongly.

What are you talking about? Dave D is the FIRST and LAST Dave D there ever ought to be. It appears he has given up at LAST, however...Or is just building up for one LAST coup...

kingw - I have suspected for a long
and LASTing time that Marvin is
really Dave D - and now that there
are 2 of us who think that, it
must be true!

Marvin, you are busted!

Yes, it's true, I'm busted. I have this
pain in all the diodes down my left side. Other
than that, even though I could easily fit Dave
D's brain in here with mine, I'd rather not, and
don't, never will, and, really, you are incorrect.

kingw - I just re-read your ppost - No, Marvin is NOT the new Dave D - he is the old Dave D using an alias!

I'm not new; I'm not old,
Your accusing words are leaving me cold.
I'm not Dave; not Dave D,
I'll even say it in BOLD.

I'm a 'Droid, I'm Marvin.
And though it's true I may be LAST.
I'm not butter; I'm not peanut.
Hoogle boogle freegle BLAST!

*leaves a wrum punch for the real Dave D.*

*Hopes everybody notices how he is NOT drinking punch for the REAL Dave D*

LAST, LAST bo bast, banana fana fo fast, me mi mo mast, LAaaAst!

Gosh, Marvin! I just noticed something!
You're (not your) NOT drinking punch for the REAL Dave D.!

*glad somebody noticed, but disconcerted that they said the almost same thing that he was thinking.*
*realizes what his name says*

*realizes he has yet to shout LAST*
LA-
*realizes when he enters this text that it will be marked down on the computer for people to view later*
*realizes he really didn't know anything before this post*
*realizes this is all because of neophyte*
*realizes what neophyte means*
*realizes he doesn't know what neophyte is a neophyte of*
*realizes this post is really long*
*realizes he's only mentioned LAST once*
*realizes he has now only mentioned LAST twice*
*realizes he could continue doing that forever*
*realizes that is the way of madness*
*realizes his umbrella is still broken*
*realizes that could be taken the wrong way*
*realizes he hasn't said it out loud*
*realizes he has only thought LAST three, wait, no, four times*
*etc.*

Marvin if that is who you really are. Can you explain where the wrum punch went? You were the LAST one here. I suppose you could blame it one a blurking Dave. But methinks Dave after a wrum puch could not resist pulling a last on us. The circumstantial evidence is starting to pile up my friend.

Marvin, if that is who you really are. Can you explain where the wrum punch went? You were the LAST one here. I suppose you could blame it on a blurking Dave. But methinks Dave after a wrum punch could not resist pulling a LAST on us. The circumstantial evidence is starting to pile up my friend.

Well, either I did drink the punch, and am seeing double, or you drank the punch and are no longer coherent enough to post only once. And seeing as how I didn't drink the LAST of the wrum, looks like you need a designated driver.
Oh, and I'm always the LAST one here.

Good going, kingw - this is the perfect place for a double post!

*looks in empty cup*

Dang it! I left that for the real Dave D.

Marvin! Yeah, you! You come back here!
I'll give you something to be paranoid about!

*goes chasing after Marvin*

Marvin aka Dave D - how did you sneak in before me???????????? You weren't here when I posted! I thought it ws so cool to be LAST without actually saying LAST!

Oh well, so much for subtlety (sp?) - it doesn't play well on the MOATs anyway -

What? I didn't drink it! It spilled! The dog drank it! I think I saw wysiwyg in here earlier, lurking around! It was empty when I saw it!

er..um...LAST! oo, something shiny, *runs to look, conveniently away from neophyte...*

Some convincing evidence, at LAST, that I hope
will dispell these LASTing rumors.
November 27, 2004 12:15 PM:
Double Post by Dave D, which I have never done (on accident)
&
December 2, 2004 08:51 PM:
Post By Dave D, with me only 1 minute off, talking about completely different subjects (or something, I don't remember, and am too lazy to go back and look)

*stalks off, muttering*

*Goes looking for Wurm,
to see if she can get some more wrum punch*

*or you could say she stalks off, stalking Wrum*

oh, and:

last

good for you neo - I'm not going to say it - I just have a message for Marvin AKA Dave D:

In the words of the immortal Shakespeare:
Me thinks thou doth protest too much

*comes back to sniff Smarvin's breath*

*remembers he is an android and
wonders if androids breathe*

*or drink*

*wanders off, confused.*

Muahaha! [insert joyous hopping motions here]!
And Shakespeare is dead at LAST, Eleanor, I hate
to break it to you.

Just thinkin' ......hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

*posts words only visible to humans and not visible to androids*

* *

Oh, come on, Eleanor, we all know you said LAST,
even the 'droids. And I think that Dave D's
absence is a ploy to get us to talk about him,
because he can't win, and hopes that there is a
slight chance that someone who actually get's
LAST will mention his name, thus ensuring victory
in a roundabout way.

Why didn't my asterisks stay as far apart as I set them before I posted???????

Well, that's the LAST time I'll do that!!!

That's a rule I learned a bit ago, too, Eleanor. You can only have a maximum of ONE space between characters. Although you could have done:

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And it still wouldn't have mattered, because you would only have been thinking those LAST words! Muahaha!

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And I mean it!
So there!!!!!!!!!!!!

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