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Mix? Heck, I'm taking the whole margarita!
Happy Australia Day, Wysi! *smooch*
Posted by: neophyte mbe lp | January 25, 2007 at 03:11 PM
Ok. This has gone on long enough. My email address for Dave D is apparently defunct. I hate to do it, but I WILL invade his blog if I have to.
Do you hear that Dave D?
Posted by: neophyte | January 29, 2007 at 03:23 PM
Looks to me like he's on an extended holiday.
But that's ok, because now I have a better chance to be LAST!
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | January 29, 2007 at 04:51 PM
i've rounded up a troop of troopers to accompany Neo on her search. where is our last leader!? it's been nearly a month! (how's the `stache n patch coming along, cutie?)
Posted by: cyn | January 30, 2007 at 12:06 PM
Stache n patch are wearing well, Cyn. A little toooo well. I'm plotting revenge. *cackles with Glee(TM thingy)*
Posted by: neophyte mbe lp | January 31, 2007 at 12:34 AM
I thought you were supposed to rub your hands with glee, not cackle with it.
But that was perhaps LAST year's trend....
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | January 31, 2007 at 02:22 AM
I had it on my hands, but KDF made me wash it off; too sticky.
That's the LAST time try rubbing my hands without it, though.
Posted by: neophyte | February 01, 2007 at 10:00 PM
hey! you got some of that glee on me! hope it lasts a long time;)
Posted by: cyn | February 02, 2007 at 01:51 PM
At LAST I'm back - before I was Dave D. the Grey now I am Dave D. the White - you will have to learn to deal with it.
Posted by: Dave D (MBE LP) | February 02, 2007 at 04:19 PM
Look, Dave D. the White, Cyn is Gleeful(TM thingy) that you've come back!
You're a sight for sore eyes. But you're not LAST!
*grins*
Posted by: neophyte mbe lp | February 02, 2007 at 11:51 PM
Neo - you might be first but you will never be LAST in my book;-) Thanks for the e-mail reminder.
¿wysiwyg? - Not sure if you follow such things, but an Aussie of note is blogging on my SWJ site. See if you can figure that one out????
Posted by: Dave D (MBE LP) | February 03, 2007 at 11:08 AM
See how much we missed you, Dave? We let you be LAST for almost three whole days!
But enough of that mollycoddling. I'm the LAST man standing now.
Ok, so I'm a woman and I'm sitting. But the principle remains. I'm LAST!
Posted by: neophyte | February 06, 2007 at 08:56 AM
maybe;)
Posted by: cyn (mbe lp) | February 07, 2007 at 05:59 PM
...and then again maybe not LAST!
DD, I checked out the SWJ and didn't see anyone I recognised, but then I lead a sheltered life and I have a terrible memory for names, which will forever hold me from making the real bucks as a technology salesman.
But it doesn't surprise me that Australians have an interest in this area. We have of course been involved in a number of small conflicts in recent years, as well as in providing police to pacific island nations to help goernments there stabalise themselves.
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | February 07, 2007 at 08:51 PM
Yay! LAST for a whole WEEK, and counting!
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | February 14, 2007 at 05:29 PM
LAST for 8 days, and counting....
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | February 15, 2007 at 04:50 PM
Pshaw! I posted here yesterday wishing everybody a Happy Valentine's Day. But the blog (not The Blog) ate my post.
I was just thinking about that cute Evad guy who appeared for a little while when Dave D was absent. I would have liked to give him a Valentine.
Posted by: neophyte | February 15, 2007 at 08:05 PM
Sure neo, if you say so. But the rule here is "No postee, no LASTee".
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | February 16, 2007 at 12:04 AM
Too true wysiwyg. But that would mean you are not Last. Glad to see everyone amusing themselves.
Posted by: kingw MBE LP OBDE | February 16, 2007 at 01:56 PM
oh, hey kingw! .. it's been nearly 2 weeks since i last posted.
belated Happy Valentine's Day, Y'all!
(neo, i could swear i posted on V's day too!)
Posted by: cyn (mbe lp) | February 19, 2007 at 02:06 AM
*pounces on KingW and smooches him soundly*
How do you kiss someone soundly, you ask? Like this!
Posted by: neophyte | February 19, 2007 at 05:06 PM
Hey, King, que passa since we LAST heard from you?
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | February 19, 2007 at 05:45 PM
...and...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EL!!
May it not be your LAST!
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | February 19, 2007 at 10:33 PM
last.
Posted by: Crash | February 21, 2007 at 04:45 PM
LAST Crash? When was the first one? When is the next one? Are we doomed to crash?
How areya anyway Crash? Long time no blog. For me anyway. And thanyou again for the gmail invite, I'm LOVING it.
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | February 21, 2007 at 07:43 PM
Actually, on reflection, I should have pointed out that when I said LAST Crash, I meant to imply that they broke the mold when they made her. She's not just the LAST Crash, she's the ONLY Crash.
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | February 26, 2007 at 07:02 PM
*has been LAST for seven days*
...and LOVING it!
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | February 28, 2007 at 05:31 PM
*flips light switch on*
helloo ooo ooo?
*flips switch off*
*heads for pub n a last brewsky*
Posted by: cyn (mbe lp) | March 06, 2007 at 02:13 AM
¿wysiwyg? - Australian Broadcasting Corporation - Background Briefing with Stan Correy - 19 April. Listen up or be LAST...
Posted by: Dave D (MBE LP) | March 18, 2007 at 06:50 PM
A month?! It has been a full month since I've been LAST? And yet I lived to tell the tale. Of course, when I look back, my LAST act before leaving was to smooch KingW. There are worse ways to go! ;)
Posted by: neophyte mbe lp | March 20, 2007 at 11:13 PM
DD, I'll be there....hang on a sec, if I DON"T listen I'll be LAST? That could provide just the shortcut I need in this competition!
So, Neo, are saying that you and KingW have been off smooching for a whole month? Still, that sounds better than the state Cyn must be in by now - she's been off drinking for over two weeks now.
As for me, blogs have been banned at work now, so I can't scamper in here quite as easily as I used to.
But of course that doesn't stop me being LAST.
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | March 21, 2007 at 10:04 PM
No, but this does.
Neener.
LAST!
Posted by: neophyte mbe lp | March 22, 2007 at 03:54 PM
Just a simple LAST.
Posted by: Dave D (MBE LP) | March 23, 2007 at 08:19 PM
not
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 24, 2007 at 04:38 PM
It's been almost three years since I was LAST.
Posted by: bbescuela | March 24, 2007 at 05:02 PM
Jeeze, I have not been here for a long time and I am LAST.
Posted by: BigD® | March 24, 2007 at 07:17 PM
That didn't LAST.
Posted by: bbescuela | March 24, 2007 at 08:28 PM
This will not, by any means, be the last time I am here...
I do have to catch up, after all.
And from way way way ^ up there, Omar could not be spam...Omar seemed to know who I was.
Whoever Omar might happen to be.
*gursts around a bit*
Posted by: Susan | March 24, 2007 at 09:27 PM
Posers, all of you - I am the Alpha and the Omega - the First and the LAST. Bow before me now for forgiveness and valuable door prizes that make the perfect gift for any occasion.
Posted by: Dave D (MBE LP) | March 24, 2007 at 09:50 PM
Door prizes? We get door prizes?! Nobody told me about door prizes.
*thinks long and hard about her broken screen door* Hmmm. How 'bout if I just curtsy a li'l bit?
*gursts with Susan, not for the LAST time*
Posted by: neophyte | March 25, 2007 at 02:18 AM
g- g- gosh! Birthday wishes? *wipes a tear*
Thank you, and thank you.
Been gone for so long
And 'cuz I love you so much
This haiku's for you
*smooch*
*gurst*
*last*
Posted by: Leetie | March 25, 2007 at 09:08 AM
Leets, that's a bLAST!
Posted by: bbescuela | March 25, 2007 at 12:09 PM
Leets, that's a bLAST!
Posted by: bbescuela | March 25, 2007 at 12:10 PM
I feel like I just got side-swiped by a MOAT.
But in a good way.
Leets returns to us,
Gursting and LASTing once more,
as does our Susan....
...and others whose names were too hard to fit into the Haiku...
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | March 26, 2007 at 04:19 AM
Hey!
My curser has the little booger on it...but only here, for somereason it outLASTs any attempts to wipe it off...
Or maybe it's a side veiw of a rampart. Hard to say.
*squints at it*
Can't tell.
I wonder if I was ever the LAST one here?
Well, I will be now...
For a little while at LeAST.
Posted by: Susan mbe-lp | March 26, 2007 at 04:15 PM
Neo I could use one Last smooch
Posted by: kingw MBE LP OBDE | March 27, 2007 at 10:56 AM
That's the LAST time you'll have to ask me, KingW!! Whoo-hoo!! But let's not make it the LAST, shall we?
*puckers up*
Posted by: neophyte mbe lp | March 29, 2007 at 06:40 PM
Hmm. My pucker is pooped. Did you know your lips'll cramp if you hold a pucker for days without receiving a smooch? Seems KingW's gone off and left my lips in the lurch.
*goes hunting for long LASTing lip relief*
Posted by: neophyte mbe lp | April 01, 2007 at 09:59 PM
Story of my life, a smooch at Last rears its lovely head and I am not there. I won't let it get me down. No way smooches for everyone, but one Last special one for Neo
Posted by: kingw MBE LP OBDE | April 02, 2007 at 05:37 PM
Smooches? LASTes?
Posted by: Dave D (MBE LP) | April 02, 2007 at 07:51 PM
L____
A____
Smooch
T____
Fill in the blanks - winning entry gets a lovely LAST Thread Panama Hat and a whistle. I'm the judge, hehhehheh...
Posted by: Dave D (MBE LP) | April 02, 2007 at 08:00 PM
Ladies
Always
Smooch
Tastefully
Ok, its not much, but its a start. I'm determined to win the hat.
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | April 05, 2007 at 02:23 AM
Tastefully, or tastily? ;)
All I want is the whistle. I'm assuming it's a wolf whistle, delivered from the lips of Dave D himself. I'm going to find a way to claim it.
Posted by: neophyte mbe lp | April 05, 2007 at 02:42 AM
Lips
Absolutely
Smooch
Teasingly
Posted by: neophyte mbe lp | April 05, 2007 at 02:56 AM
Hmm. I tried and tried to amend that LAST post, but for some reason the blog wouldn't let me post again LAST night. That SHOULD have said:
Lips
Aflame
Smooch
Teasingly
Shows a little more of the passion involved in a really delightful smooch. ;)
Posted by: neophyte mbe lp | April 06, 2007 at 12:08 AM
Lascivious
Adulation
Smooch
Tant mieux
Posted by: Dave D (MBE LP) | April 06, 2007 at 07:33 PM
Taint Mieux? Does that mean it 'taint me, or it 'taint you? Or else there's a kitten 'round here somewhere.
;)
*smooches Dave D and runs away*
Posted by: neophyte | April 07, 2007 at 12:25 AM
Wowser!
It's been a really long time since I wuz last here ... been kinda busy ... I'll try to do better ... after I retire ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) MBE LP | April 07, 2007 at 01:10 AM
last thing first, I like pi.
Posted by: Alfred | April 07, 2007 at 05:35 AM
last thing first, I like pi.
Posted by: Alfred | April 07, 2007 at 05:41 AM
last thing first, I like pi.
Posted by: Alfred | April 07, 2007 at 05:43 AM
Yeah, me too UO. In fact, the LAST time I was here I made El really mad by impersonating Dave D. Painful memories for sure. Oh well, now I'm back and hopefully much less infuriating this time.
Posted by: Adonis | April 08, 2007 at 08:05 AM
I haven't been here in awhile:
Lads
Almost
Stand
Together
Posted by: daisymae | April 08, 2007 at 10:39 AM
Quick, somebody get Alfred three slices of pi!
Welcome back, lasters. (Yes, that means you, too Ado. ;) *smooch* )
Speaking of smooches...
How about
Lips
Are
Smooch
Test
?
Liberally
Applied
Smooch
Tingles!
Posted by: neophyte | April 08, 2007 at 07:39 PM
LEST I be misunderstood, I
Approve heartily a fiery
Smooch with lots of
Tongue.
Posted by: neophyte mbe lp | April 10, 2007 at 12:25 AM
*staggers in from the pub*
wow! lasters galore! *waves Hi!*
and belated Happy Easter, y'all!
(oo,i just realized that those of us who Dave D made honorary lasters on his last birthday, have now been lasting here for a year.. *w00t!*)
Posted by: cyn mbe lp | April 11, 2007 at 10:09 PM
Cyn, enter the LASmoochT contest! 'Course it won't do you any good as I'm determined to win. I'm trying to figure out how to bribe the judge.
Posted by: neophyte | April 13, 2007 at 12:10 AM
*quietly comes in a hugs everyone VERY VERY tightly*
*VERY tightly*
Posted by: neophyte | April 16, 2007 at 08:54 PM
Yes, scary times over there. Not dissimilar to the Port Arthur massacre over here 10 odd years ago.
But we can't allow that to be the LAST thought on this thread, so I will return us to the competition with this thought:
Lingering
Auntie
Smooches
Terrify!
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | April 18, 2007 at 07:08 PM
Lusty
Aphrodisiac,
Smooches make me
Tremble
Posted by: neophyte mbe lp | April 18, 2007 at 09:21 PM
Late
Afternoon
Smooches
Arouse?
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | April 20, 2007 at 01:04 AM
Ok, I realise that last attempt didn't spell LAST.
Really I did.
Late
Afternoon
Smooches
Tittilate
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | April 20, 2007 at 01:18 AM
Looks to me like Wysi is trying hard.
Is it getting warm in here?
Posted by: neophyte mbe lp | April 20, 2007 at 12:38 PM
Lusty
Tonguefull
Smooches
Tantalize!
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | April 23, 2007 at 12:03 AM
Licking
Artfully,
Smooch
This!
Posted by: neophyte mbe lp | April 23, 2007 at 12:11 AM
Looking
Around -
Seeing
Troublemakers!
*waves Hi to the Lasties!*
Posted by: Kaffy In Disguise (With Glasses) | April 23, 2007 at 05:36 AM
Troublemakers?! Troublemakers?!
Oh. She means us? *is proud*
Kaf, Dave D is sponsoring a contest. You have to fill in the blanks:
L_______
A_______
SMOOCH
T_______
Winner gets
to smooch Dave Da prize.Posted by: neophyte mbe lp | April 24, 2007 at 02:56 AM
Leisurely
Alluringly
Smooch Me...
Tasty!
Posted by: southerngirl | April 24, 2007 at 01:26 PM
Longing to
At LAST
Smooch my
True love...
Posted by: neophyte mbe lp | April 24, 2007 at 11:35 PM
(and no, Dave D, honey. Much as I'm trying to steal a smooch from you, I'm not actually declaring my undying love for you. I was talking about somebody else. you can relax!) :)
Posted by: neophyte | April 28, 2007 at 01:16 AM
Little
Almost-
Smooches
Tease!
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | April 29, 2007 at 09:40 PM
Last
Alloted
SMOOCH
Tonight!
*SMOOOOOOOCH*
Posted by: neophyte mbe lp | May 02, 2007 at 08:09 PM
Lingually
Auspicious,
SMOOCH
Time!
Yeah, I'm struggling here, Dave D. You'd better come back pretty quick, because these are just going to keep getting worse and worse.
Posted by: neophyte | May 06, 2007 at 09:34 PM
Hmm. My calendar tells me that today is Dave D's birthday! 51??
Happy Happy Birthday, Dave D! May the next year be full of happiness, peace, laughter, friends, family, and fun!
*SMOOCH*
Posted by: neophyte mbe lp | May 09, 2007 at 01:20 AM
Yes, happy birthday to the not last man
Posted by: Alfred | May 09, 2007 at 01:42 AM
51 eh? But not the LAST birthday we hope!
Lips
Are
Smoochy
Things
Hmmm...I think I agree with Neo, its time to award the prize for this contest.
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | May 09, 2007 at 03:53 AM
♪ ♫ ♪Happy Birthday♪ ♫ ♪ Dave D! many lasting returns!
Posted by: cyn | May 09, 2007 at 04:54 AM
Let's
All
Smooch
Together?
!
Happy birthday, Dave D!
I even have birthday cake today, it's a co-workers birthday today.
Posted by: Susan | May 09, 2007 at 10:17 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVE D!
Seems to me that LAST year, I earned my "muh-belp" designation just by posting here on this special day.
Ah, memories. Was that really a whole year ago? Seems more like LAST week.
Many more! Hope the celebration LASTS!
Posted by: KDF, mbe lp | May 09, 2007 at 10:22 AM
May the birthday celebrations last as long as you can stand them, Mr. Dave D!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue, mbe lp, or something like that, I can't remember as I get older, you know | May 09, 2007 at 10:52 AM
can i earn my "muh-belp" designation if i tell ya "happy birthday", dave?
Happy Birthday, Dave!
Posted by: southerngirl, who's not a mbe lp, or anything at all | May 09, 2007 at 03:24 PM
Gawsh! The last time I wuz here wuz so long ago ... NEway, it's good that friends can gather for special occasions ... such as B-Day celebrations ... Happy Day, fellah!
Posted by: OtheU(manity) (MBE-LP) | May 09, 2007 at 05:52 PM
Maybe I'll be the last Moatie today to wish you a very happy birthday?
Posted by: jamester | May 09, 2007 at 07:04 PM
Thanks guys - much appreciated!
Neo - the LAST thing I want to do is ride a big giraffe - thanks for the e-card...
You guys are LASTING friends!!!
Dave D. THE ORIGINAL MBE LP AND ALL AROUND MUCKER-UPPER
Posted by: Dave D (MBE LP) | May 09, 2007 at 08:47 PM
Same as LAST year - all who post here on the 9th of May earn the much honored, ignored and otherwise fair-to-middling resume item - MBE LP.
Posted by: Dave D (MBE LP) | May 09, 2007 at 08:51 PM
Lucky
Anteaters
Smooch
Turtles
...I'm starting to get desperate here....
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | May 18, 2007 at 01:00 AM
What is the record for comments on the blog?
Posted by: Dave D (MBE LP) | May 20, 2007 at 06:41 PM
We were past 5,000 on one thread once, I believe. But then came the Time of the Great Banning, when many bloggers and their comments were stripped. And not in a good way. We still grieve.
Posted by: neophyte | May 21, 2007 at 01:02 AM
Neo, 5,000 was achieved on the very first MOAT, if I am not mistaken...
Posted by: jamester | May 23, 2007 at 05:30 PM
So, at 4,400 posts, we have about 600-odd more to go to equal the record, which, at about a post a day on average, means we have to LAST a couple more years at this.
I'm game.
BTW DD, I finally got around to listening to the Background Briefing you referred me to. Verrry interesting. I remain amazed at the uses to which the Internet can be put, and it sounds like you've gotten something going there.
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | May 24, 2007 at 03:33 AM