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Second!
Posted by: Brendan | June 22, 2004 at 10:10 AM
Third!
Posted by: Tetsu | June 22, 2004 at 10:12 AM
fourth!
i don't think that was fair though.
Posted by: *tami* | June 22, 2004 at 10:12 AM
Hey! No fair!! I call "Shenanigans"!!!
Posted by: Big Red Mountain | June 22, 2004 at 10:13 AM
|||||th
Posted by: sandwichman | June 22, 2004 at 10:13 AM
That gives new meaning to the phrase "sleeping with the fishes."
Posted by: lurker | June 22, 2004 at 10:14 AM
Tenth!
Posted by: eadn | June 22, 2004 at 10:14 AM
hmmm, that wasn't supposed to end up in this thread...
Posted by: lurker | June 22, 2004 at 10:15 AM
it's not whether you win or lose, its ________.
Posted by: not first | June 22, 2004 at 10:15 AM
That was not fair. Pleas say you are sorry for that.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 22, 2004 at 10:16 AM
Having fun Dave? Is this what Pulitzer Prize winning journalists do with their work day? (Curses her complete and utter lack of imagination and writing ability.) I am, none the less, highly amused; and this is probably why you get to mess with our minds while we, like sheep, merely get to do your bidding.
Posted by: leigh7911 | June 22, 2004 at 10:17 AM
MOTW-th!
Posted by: MOTW | June 22, 2004 at 10:18 AM
i didn't want to say it, but you are screwin' with these kid's minds. dave.
i think, therefor i'm an idsiot for listening to anyone who post messages on this site. well, i have learned a few things. lik how to waste away part of day. sorry, dave, your kids wern't made aware of this were they. by the way, isn't your daughter driving by now? that's right, she married. surrender to the power dave. You should be in the movies.
Posted by: dave'sego | June 22, 2004 at 10:21 AM
anyway to get a permanent linbk to this item? I'm thinking of doing my disertation about the subject, first?
Posted by: dave'sego | June 22, 2004 at 10:23 AM
Dave'sego: "I haven't had a bite all day."
typical blogerrette: "Dave, it's an art, relax"
Dave'sego: "I'm tired olf this position, the suns in my eyes."
typicalblogerrette" "Here, these will block the light."
daves'ego: "hat's better, I have my hands around them now"
typical blogerrette: "Dave, is that your hand? Pinky..is that you?"
Posted by: dave'sego | June 22, 2004 at 10:26 AM
Okay, Dave's post is the funniest thing I'vee read all month. Heck, probably all year.
Posted by: Angie | June 22, 2004 at 10:27 AM
First!...oh CRAPO, too slow....
Posted by: russell | June 22, 2004 at 10:31 AM
OMG, that ebay thing was great, Mahatma! I think I may have to buy it.
Posted by: Karen | June 22, 2004 at 10:35 AM
Elebendy-lebbenth!
Hey guys, here's a cute gal who wants to get up close and personal
(online)
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 22, 2004 at 10:36 AM
Comment
Posted by: Zed | June 22, 2004 at 10:42 AM
Elebendy-ferdeenth!
For the ladies, there's this pretzel-loving gent
(A thread about nuthin', just like I like 'em)
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 22, 2004 at 10:46 AM
MKJ, how do you find these links? And I wonder how someone comes up with the idea of selling their personal time ... and I wonder if anyone pays for it ...
Posted by: LMC | June 22, 2004 at 10:50 AM
Tag! You're it!
Posted by: Peggy | June 22, 2004 at 10:51 AM
LMC - If I told you now that wouldn't be any fun would it?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 22, 2004 at 10:51 AM
MKJ-
Quote: “I will not engage in any sort of risque conversation with anyone...”
Then what was the point of showing us that sexy photo darlin’?
*crestfallen*
Posted by: Big Red Mountain | June 22, 2004 at 10:51 AM
n-th?
Posted by: pogo | June 22, 2004 at 10:58 AM
skatey-eight
Posted by: queensbee | June 22, 2004 at 11:10 AM
Thanks dj! I値l try anything once...
*Spraying Aqua-net down pants*
How long does it take this stuff to kick in?
Posted by: Big Red Mountain | June 22, 2004 at 11:16 AM
Someone ask Beany where Cecil is.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 22, 2004 at 11:19 AM
not.
Posted by: Dan Gross | June 22, 2004 at 11:39 AM
LAST! Don't you just love thread killers;-)? Anyone who posts after this throws a baseball like a girl...
Posted by: Dave Dilegge | June 22, 2004 at 11:41 AM
"I can also offer you this... if while chatting with you I feel you would be a great person to continue talking to then I will be happy to start a friendship free of charge!"
Gee Melissa, how bleeping generous of you, you pretentious snob. And what if I don't want to be YOUR friend, did you ever think of that?
Did I say that out loud? Never mind.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 22, 2004 at 11:52 AM
Do not!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 22, 2004 at 11:52 AM
Okay, FINE. You want the Slashdot memes, I'll give you the Slashdot meme...
*ahem*
In SOVIET RUSSIA, Dave firsts YOU!
Posted by: B. Durbin | June 22, 2004 at 11:57 AM
MKJ_
"Caption reads : Dudley Manlove-seven years of age signs a contract to appear in feminine roles. He may be a second Julian Eltinge. He is now the youngest feminine impersonator in the world. His home is in Fruitville, California and he is well known in San Francisco..."
You know, Dudly Manlove... from Fruitville!
Posted by: Big Red Mountain | June 22, 2004 at 11:58 AM
"His home is in Fruitville, California and he is well known in San Francisco."
Why are we not surprised?
Posted by: pogo | June 22, 2004 at 11:59 AM
Mahatma: love that testicle button! If I saw it in a store I'd definitely buy it but I don't play eBay.
And loved the guy doing impressions ON LINE! How dumb was that? I can only imagine what he's going to demand the "heterosexual or bisexual" female take a picture of holding in her hand to "prove" she's worthy of his one hour. Dork.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 22, 2004 at 12:00 PM
Yo, Mountain! Great minds and all that!
Posted by: pogo | June 22, 2004 at 12:01 PM
djtonyb - You are too PC - every boy and every real man in America knows, deep down from the bottom of their heart, that throwing a baseball like a girl is, well, throwing a baseball like a girl.... No bigger insult, not even being forced to ask for directions. Can't have that...
Posted by: Dave Dilegge | June 22, 2004 at 12:09 PM
Pogo-
I’m honored to be in such good company.
Hey, does anyone else think that “Mahatma Kane Jeeves” wbagnfarb?
Posted by: Big Red Mountain | June 22, 2004 at 12:14 PM
Dave Dilegge - Anyone who posts after this throws a baseball like a girl...
Sound familiar? Like something that was posted before your last post?
Just sayin', is all.
Signed: D. Manlove, Fruitville, CA
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 22, 2004 at 12:21 PM
Hey, does anyone else think that “Mahatma Kane Jeeves” wbagnfarb?
No
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 22, 2004 at 12:23 PM
Maybe one of those “World-Music” type bands?
Posted by: Big Red Mountain | June 22, 2004 at 12:29 PM
Wasn't Dudley Manlove in PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE?
Dudley Malove. I thought so.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 22, 2004 at 12:29 PM
Jeff - Good eye.
Nary a lollipop to be seen
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 22, 2004 at 12:33 PM
DJ, you kill me. "Whip up the bst flan"..
Posted by: jamester | June 22, 2004 at 12:34 PM
What the shizzle? Am I totally dense (dont answer that!) or is there supposed to be a link behind "First!"? Or is that the joke?
Pls enlighten a dense Barry fan.
--
iwanttokeepanon
Posted by: iwanttokeepanon | June 22, 2004 at 01:02 PM
93rd!
Posted by: Graz | June 22, 2004 at 01:10 PM
Ooops. Sorry, got a tad excited.
Try again. 63rd.
Did I win?
Posted by: Graz | June 22, 2004 at 01:11 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Looks like i am
#62!
Posted by: waxwing | June 22, 2004 at 01:15 PM
HIKE!
Posted by: Lmd33 | June 22, 2004 at 02:03 PM
iwanttokeepanon-
I would massacre you in shotgunning or funneling. Massacre.
Posted by: gfunksizzle | June 22, 2004 at 02:15 PM
65?? does this mean i pass and can go on to the next grade?
Posted by: queensbee | June 22, 2004 at 02:25 PM
68 (according to blog count, there are 67 posts before me.) I think we messed up the count somewhere.
Posted by: Guin | June 22, 2004 at 02:42 PM
Can I be 69??
Please????
Posted by: Little Elvis | June 22, 2004 at 03:26 PM
Damn I'm good!
(Interested parties please meet me at Graceland)
Posted by: Little Elvis | June 22, 2004 at 03:28 PM
Why not call this 71?
Posted by: jamester | June 22, 2004 at 03:34 PM
Last!
Posted by: virgin blogger | June 22, 2004 at 03:43 PM
75 > x > 70
Posted by: Mike Weasel | June 22, 2004 at 03:45 PM
uh-oh. math.
Posted by: queensbee | June 22, 2004 at 04:12 PM
I'm LAST! At least until NEXT shows up.
Posted by: bbescuela | June 22, 2004 at 04:46 PM
Criminy! Well Done! Now Jeff Meyerson, if you and all the other damned "First!" complainers will go to The BLOAT, you will see in the last ten current posts, that I've apparently flogged a dead horse too in terms of "stretching The Blog". The only thing that is NO LONGER THERE! is some gambling site spam-link comment after my 3rd comment to Doug Brockmeier's 3rd comment.
The Blog has posted, spoken, and the BLOAT bloated lives on...also the "First!" on any post. Even I know when not to beat myself senselessly to my own drum!
Posted by: eadn | June 22, 2004 at 04:49 PM
Setenta y siete.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | June 22, 2004 at 05:26 PM
Sorry, that should have been 'Manlove'
77
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 22, 2004 at 05:33 PM
Ahhhh! Now the creeping fascist bastards are blocking links!
I'm so ashamed....
Posted by: Blue Meanie | June 22, 2004 at 05:52 PM
eleventy-leventh!
I'm shocked. The BLOAT is still going on? And I haven't been there in weeks! Aaargh!
Any other threads still alive that I had given up for dead?
Posted by: Blogchik | June 22, 2004 at 06:02 PM
!~82~!
Posted by: Arktos | June 22, 2004 at 06:33 PM
83 !!! Muaahaahaaa ... I rulezzz
Posted by: badmaash | June 22, 2004 at 07:34 PM
last?
Posted by: Tomorrowist | June 22, 2004 at 08:09 PM
You people are dense. Dave is making fun of you. It's his very subtle, highly sarcastic way of telling you that posting FIRST without any commentary on what he or judi have blogged is lame.
Posted by: yermom | June 22, 2004 at 09:25 PM
Come on.....you know better that that......any time you post "Last" some joker will come and make sure that it isn't.......
Like me.
Posted by: Graz | June 22, 2004 at 09:27 PM
Or, it's a bet that he made saying that he can post anything, and we'll comment it to death.
Like lemmings to the sea.........cliff be damned.
Posted by: Graz | June 22, 2004 at 09:32 PM
88th! For some reason, when that's written down, it doesn't sound so impressive.
Posted by: Kiki B. | June 22, 2004 at 10:24 PM
.... and 89.
Not bad for a one liner like "FIRST!"
Posted by: kibby F5 | June 23, 2004 at 03:36 AM
yermom(ma) ... yeah, we got that.
Play on.
90
Posted by: punky brewster | June 23, 2004 at 04:47 AM
yermom- No duh!
It is an honor to be made fun of by Dave.
91st.
Posted by: Blogchik | June 23, 2004 at 04:52 AM
"Or, it's a bet that he made saying that he can post anything, and we'll comment it to death.
Like lemmings to the sea.........cliff be damned."
Yeah, Graz, I think we've proven that over and over. Like when Dave or Judi writes "Men DO NOT click here" and we can't click it fast enough. We're pathetic, I'm so ashamed. Nah, not really.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 23, 2004 at 05:06 AM
djt: you said it. It's important not to comment when asked not to, right? And I just didn't comment on the NO COMMENT thread to say so.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 23, 2004 at 06:58 AM
last?
Posted by: Tomorrowist | June 23, 2004 at 07:26 AM
Ninety-seventh.
Posted by: Smashlink | June 23, 2004 at 10:14 AM
last?
Posted by: Tomorrowist | June 23, 2004 at 12:02 PM
100?
Posted by: chaosd | June 23, 2004 at 12:31 PM
•S
Posted by: Endymion | June 23, 2004 at 12:34 PM
last?
Posted by: Tomorrowist | June 23, 2004 at 02:47 PM
This thread is DEAD - LAST - the next poster really does throw a baseball like a girl, I really mean it this time.
Posted by: Dave Dilegge | June 23, 2004 at 03:28 PM
heh, last?
Posted by: Tomorrowist | June 23, 2004 at 03:28 PM
Oby, it is tough to get the last word in here.
Posted by: Tomorrowist | June 23, 2004 at 03:51 PM
108th.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 23, 2004 at 03:56 PM
I'm past the humiliation, and I'm trying it again, but....
.....if the Creeping Fascist B**tards block it again, copy & paste the following in your browser:
http://www.moviewavs.com/Movies/Toy_Story/to_inf.wav
I will never give up my coveted HTML pin!
Posted by: Blue Meanie | June 23, 2004 at 06:33 PM
Blue Meanie - link worked for me @ home, not sure how many (sic)peops/(peeps?)(sic)(sic) unsure where this ends(sic), a lot of software blocks pure "WAV" files from being transmitted. Post a complete link and tell them where the WAV is might work better. Also, do not use the three letter word for Automobile, as apparently it is forbidden by the blog software.
Posted by: djtonyb | June 23, 2004 at 07:39 PM
First is worst. Last is best. Third is the nerd with the hariest chest. Burma Shave.
~
Posted by: The Mad Poet of Newport | June 24, 2004 at 12:37 AM
Yes, DJT (thanks again),I first tried posting a link that had the word c**toon in the string, and it just wouldn't post, leaving me with a curious message that identified those first three letters as "questionable content". Er.........what?
Meanwhile, every fifth blog posted by our genial host has the word "bastard" in the title. Go figure.
Posted by: Blue Meanie | June 24, 2004 at 04:58 AM
To infinity and beyond!!!
Posted by: DiCrom | June 24, 2004 at 05:54 AM
Blue Meanie, works for me.
115th.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 24, 2004 at 09:09 AM
116th! woo hoo!
Posted by: sjalt | June 24, 2004 at 09:00 PM
116th! woo hoo!
Posted by: sjalt | June 24, 2004 at 09:00 PM
116th! woo hoo!
Posted by: sjalt | June 24, 2004 at 09:00 PM
Being persistent is a virtue. I will be last on this thread - so help me…
Posted by: Dave Dilegge | June 25, 2004 at 04:49 AM
Then this would be 122nd?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 25, 2004 at 07:08 AM
123 - my lucky pick-three lotto number if I only played it...
Posted by: Dave Dilegge | June 25, 2004 at 11:10 AM