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June 24, 2004


She's still on tour.

Also, we apologize for the minimal blogging today, but we've been actually working, and boy is that ever an inconvenience.


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Bow down.

I scrap my knees as I bow down. I have made it my life goal to be first just once. I keep hitting refresh and dang you still beat me.

Work is overrated...

I wanna see her!

Umm, working? Dave, might want to try a less preposterous excuse, like maybe invoking one of the Productivity Enhancers.


It was a win by a nose, since my browser apparently communicates with this blog via postcard.

Next time, try my patented technique:

1. Hit the "submit" button.

2. Scream "ohpleaseohpleaseohPLEASE!" at the machine.

My worst race-to-post horror story to date is about two years ago. I was having a last minute bidding war with somebody on eBay, and, with seconds to go, I submitted what was sure to be the winning bid.

At precisely which point, Netscape decided it was time for spring cleaning on the browser cache, and we'd get back to me in a minute or two...

Dave, that's OK, we forgive you this time but don't make a habit of it. Seriously (sort of), you never have to apologize for anything -- except maybe line-cutting with your weiners (joke). We are just having fun here and miss you when you're away longer than usual and not for "legitimate" reasons such as filming a MAJOR MOTION PICTURE.

By the way, Colin Farrell isn't in your movie, is he? He might draw a bigger female audience.

I thought your job was to entertain and inform... isn't that what this blog does?
Blogging IS working!

I hate when that happens!! work!! think Maynard G. Krebs. now i'm really showing my age.....

I can't stand Colin Farrell. Dave Chappell is much, much funnier.

QB - do you remember that Maynard G was Bob Denver, AKA Gilligan?

Yes, but if you read that other article, Colin has the big attribute some women are looking for.

Hated Gilligan, LOVED Maynard G. Krebs.

Remember, the G. stands for Walter.


MKJ, that's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen. The dancing doesn't bother me as much as the fact that the couch apparently has a pulse...

Hey Dave,

What happened to everyone's favorite, fun-time stealth bloggerette?

Maynard G. Krebs was like great, except for the fact that I mean like he's like so responsible for like people using the word 'like' inappropriately.

"If I could turn back time . . ."

Gee, I dunno, MKJ. It looked fine until I reached the "Absolutely no refund" part.

If we could turn back time with Mahatma's time machine do you think we could get Dave NOT to tell us about Cher's tour?

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