BEAVER NEWS
"Survivor" star Amber Brkich has donated her bikinis to -- and this makes total sense to us -- an exhibit celebrating firefighters in the Beaver Area Historical Museum. The exhibit is "anchored by a hand-operated pumper from 1836."
(Thanks to Gary)
Maybe the donation is firefighter appropriate, given her "smokin'" backside ...
Posted by: LMC | June 29, 2004 at 06:23 AM
Notice I avoided any "Beaver Area" allusions ...
Posted by: LMC | June 29, 2004 at 06:24 AM
I'm sure that this topic will be treated with the respect & dignity that this blog is known for.
Posted by: lurker | June 29, 2004 at 06:24 AM
lurker - you new?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 29, 2004 at 06:26 AM
What's the draw of the bikini without the babe in them? (or out of them?). Talk about desperate for entertainment...
Posted by: jamester | June 29, 2004 at 06:34 AM
Brkich, who got $1 million and a fiancee while winning "Survivor All-Stars"...
Forget bikinis, she is in serious need of a simple vowel. $1 million on hand will surely help.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | June 29, 2004 at 06:37 AM
These would be a good contribution if the fire dept's ladders are broken . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 29, 2004 at 06:50 AM
I thought all the hand-operated pumpers were in courthouses in Oklahoma.
Posted by: Rich | June 29, 2004 at 07:17 AM
Dang Rich, my thought exactly!
Along with something about bikini's not being around in 1836 - but that doesn't stop the imagination.
AND SHE'S FROM BEAVER?!
Posted by: kibby F5 | June 29, 2004 at 07:51 AM
Hey D'Art... You beat me to it! Boston Rob has a lobstuh cage full o' vowels for her. Does anyone think he would've proposed to her if he thought he was gonna win the mill?
Posted by: Brad | June 29, 2004 at 07:53 AM
...they would have to move to Wales, where they could join a nation of vowel-impaired people.
Posted by: lurker | June 29, 2004 at 08:20 AM
I'm from just up the road from Beaver. They didn't become known as the "Bikini Capital of Western PA" for nothing you know....
....it cost them ALLOT of money to eBay to get that sign.
Posted by: kibby F5 | June 29, 2004 at 08:41 AM
Brkich. Dirndl. Who needs vowels. We laugh at vowels.
Posted by: Lairbo | June 29, 2004 at 08:58 AM
I wish people would leave me alone, Ah did win Amabah a Cah fer Christ's sake!
Posted by: Rob | June 29, 2004 at 11:24 AM
Amber donated her bikinis to "The Beaver Area Historical Museum"? Gee, how appropriate. Now if she had donated a beaver to the Bikini Area Museum, that would have been newsworthy.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 04, 2004 at 04:29 PM