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Thus ends "Algona Watch 2004" (CNN), "Terror in Algona" (MSNBC) and "Crazed Liberal Tree Huggers Defile Innocent, Tax-paying, Conservative Dairy Cows in Nation's Heartland" (FOXNews).
Posted by: Boo Augustus | June 28, 2004 at 05:57 AM
15 minutes of fame for Algona 2. Still no word from Bryce.
Posted by: kibby F5 | June 28, 2004 at 06:28 AM
How embarassing. Stored away a toxic chemical for so long that he'd "forgotten" about it, and stored it in a place where it could drip on his cows ... ? Something's not adding up here.
Posted by: MOTW | June 28, 2004 at 06:29 AM
Algona - Flash in the Pan or Enduring Symbol of the American Heartland?
(I vote for flash - a town this small just can't keep cranking this stuff out, can it?)
Posted by: jamester | June 28, 2004 at 06:30 AM
No need to fear, Michael Moore is going to weigh in on the Bush led Algona cow conspiracy.
Posted by: Rich | June 28, 2004 at 06:39 AM
I feel SO much more relieved now. Thanks Michael Moore!
Posted by: kibby F5 | June 28, 2004 at 07:37 AM
Corrugated container? We thought you said Corroded! D'oh!
Posted by: Lairbo | June 28, 2004 at 08:20 AM
Now the terrorist bastards are using corroded containers.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | June 28, 2004 at 07:44 PM