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May 22, 2004


The case of the barking lawyer.

(A grateful "woof" to many people)


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I thought lawyers only hissed.

Judge: Please keep a short leash on your client.


Actually, Estelle, they occasionally rattle when provoked. ;)

MUHAHA! I've only been here a day, too...


"He sued a married couple, Laurette Angsten and KIT KITtle..." might have something to do with the barking.

I wonder if Carl Levine's "home furnishings" are made of denim...

Loved the flash ad on the right.....

"My husband was raised by wolves...."

Do they pay someone to think of these ad placements?

graz apparently yes - think of the ones for the talking urinal now...

"I don't know what motivated him to bark"

Perhpas he saw a squirrel???


What's the fine for flatulent conduct?

"That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable. It's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous, egregious, preposterous!"

"Judge, I deny the allegation and I also deny the allegator."

I am still amazed at the stupidity that goes on. You would think that since the media prints, Dave blogs it, and the PC police are always up in arms over it, even a modicum of self-preservation would occur. But what do I know? 'Specially with all I've said on The WorldWide Blog! ;-)

Fink = most appropriate name for a lawyer, ever?

Angie: best name for a law firm:
Dewey, Cheatum and Howe

"Your Honor, this is a very nice deposition...

Instead of a fine they should have given him a flea bath.

Jeff: Do you listen to the Tappet Brothers?

Lmd33: The judge should tell Mr. Fink that the next time he comes into his courtroom, he has to wear his law degree on a collar around his neck and bring his own pooper scooper.

Just for the record, the Tapped Brothers rule, and have for many years now.

SIgh..you know...95% of the lawyers out there...

...give the other 5% of us a bad name.

Jeff, my thoughts exactly.
Woob-woob-woob! (nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk)

Lady: All lawyers are assholes.
Man: I resent that.
Lady: Why, are you a lawyer?
Man: No, I'm an asshole.

There used to be a lawyer who worked right next to my office who had Tourette's. I sure heard some strange sounds, but I don't recall ever hearing a woof.

Let us now consider the strange case of all the other lawyers who DON'T bark.

A point that is almost lost in all this: he won the case.

"Waiter, some champagne ... and a bowl of kibble for my lawyer!"

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