GOOD NAME FOR AN (OUTDOOR) ROCK BAND
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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May 22, 2004
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First! Ha, beat my sister, Ima.
Posted by: Watta Nasshat | May 22, 2004 at 07:51 AM
There are so many bad puns here that I won't even start...
Posted by: Irrelevant | May 22, 2004 at 07:53 AM
James Hogg, who was govenor of Texas at one point or he did something important *he even has a county named after him-I think* Anyways there's always been the joke *but it's quite possible that it's true* that he named his daughters Ima and Ura. It's been a day or two since 7th grade TX history and I have probs remembering what's true and what's not.
Posted by: MeL | May 22, 2004 at 07:59 AM
shouldn't the Kerry Ramparts have one this award? They were at Cannes working hard...
elfbrains I think she needs some tweaking
Posted by: mad scientist | May 22, 2004 at 08:01 AM
won the award not one it. Ok maybe my brain needs some tweaking
Posted by: mad scientist | May 22, 2004 at 08:02 AM
Mom and Dad liked Ima best.
Posted by: Sheeza Nasshat | May 22, 2004 at 08:03 AM
Sheeza, I think I work with your sister, Ima ... She's in middle management, right??
Coem to think of it, I think many people work with your sister...
Posted by: punky brewster | May 22, 2004 at 08:13 AM
Hey, I'm trying for promotion to middle management right now......
Does this mean I have to become posterior headwear?
Posted by: Graz | May 22, 2004 at 08:33 AM
You can always hope!
Posted by: Yucudbea Nasshat | May 22, 2004 at 08:43 AM
Graz ... you will never be a member of the Nasshat family in my eyes, Love.
Posted by: punky brewster | May 22, 2004 at 09:04 AM
Notta was always my favorite, out of all of them.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | May 22, 2004 at 09:39 AM
I take exception to that!
Posted by: Hooza Nasshat | May 22, 2004 at 10:11 AM
Awecia Wazza was always the hopeful one, if I remember correctly.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | May 22, 2004 at 11:12 AM
That was her maiden name. She married Garbanzo Noscarmeyerweiner.
Posted by: Sutcha Nasshat | May 22, 2004 at 12:25 PM
Not to knock flatulent bulldogs, but kitty-breath can stun pretty well too!
Posted by: eadn | May 22, 2004 at 01:27 PM
MeL,
Ima Hogg was real, she died in 1975. Ura never existed, just a gag I suppose.
Ima Hogg....won't even go into how cruel that is and on how many levels.
Posted by: TxGal | May 22, 2004 at 06:03 PM
Especially if she was really attractive, clever and successful. I suppose if Boss Hogg could be mayor of Hazzard, then anything goes in Texas, huh?
Posted by: Stash | May 23, 2004 at 07:31 AM
I used to have a wonderful little book called REMARKABLE NAMES OF REAL PEOPLE by John Train. He supposedly researched this and had proof that they were as advertised, names of real people.
Some favorites:
Suparporn Poopattana
Gaston J. Feeblebunny
Mary Louise Pantzaroff (!)
Mustafa Kunt (no lie)
Humperdink Fangboner
George Baretits, US Army
Cinderella Hardcock
Aphrodite Chuckass
Sodawater Bottlewalla
and
Mrs. Belcher Wack Wack (sounds like something Dave Barry and W. C. Fields could come up with)
If you ever see this little book, buy it!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 23, 2004 at 08:57 AM