WHY NUDE SKYDIVING IS NOT A GREAT IDEA

Unless you're just trying to give the world fun stuff to blog.

(Note: the actual skydiving does involved nudity, but the warning is more for the guy with the elephant.)

(Thanks to Lori Bodin)

Comments

[barbiguinness]

Flappy, flappy

[eadn]

Hellooo judi!

Glad to see you're back in fine form again! Even got ladies sending you stuff to stir up the ladies to stir up us men here, Thanks! :-)

Nope, no nude skydiving for me, I get in enough trouble on the ground!

[eadn]

Punky? Eagle eye of the hockey thonged guy?

They even put a red circle around him! Then, the show guy gave us an elephant equivalent!

Shall I refill your coffee cup? ;-)

[eadn]

Oops, my apologies Punky...you know me LTTG even with coffee! :-)

[Bangi_sizzles]

POOF!
( cant open it,but the idea is enuff...)

[Jessica]

exhilarating dive. He hit the ground singing soprano!

[JT]

I heard sound but saw no video. What am I doing wrong?

[Lmd33]

Crumb! I can't download it. I miss all the good stuff.

[Lmd33]

Okay, it finally downloaded.

Judi, you've earned your pay this week with this one; it is hysterical!!

[Lmd33]

P.S. It's even funnier, 'cause it's in German.

[Kasi]

Welcome to the weird world of German Late Night Retard Shows. This guy is exceptionally annoying - no wonder he got his nose broken by a German Rap "Star" one time.

[bigtom]

A friend of mine who is a skydiver tried this once. He told me he ended up with a perfectly circular zone of bruises because it was spinning like a propeller. He said the trick is to use duct tape.

[crash]

HAHA!!
There's nothing like a fresh breeze to refresh you.

And an elephant to punctuate your embarrassment.

[mudstuffin]

Remember the well-endowed duck we looked at a couple of weeks ago? Now I wonder that he (the duck) doesn't beat himself to death.

[BMX3]

German Rap star? Fünfzig Pfennig, Ya sizzle.

[Max]

When skydiving nude, always wear a Banana Guard.

[Kasi]

Sure, if it would´ve been an american gangsta ghetto star this guy would look at the carots from below by now...we are a peaceful folk, after all!

[nouti]

Got some serious wind burn going on plus the flap bruising. "He said the trick is to use duct tape." The trick is to use your banana guard.

[surfbunny]

well, one of us ladies could offer to hold it in place during a tandom jump...too bad I'm afraid of heights!

[Randy]

In skydiving cicles, it's traditional to make one's 100th skydive nude. I've seen it quite a few times. It's particularly funny when not everyone on the jump plane is aware that one of you is going to be jumping nude (usually first timers.. har, har, har)

[surfbunny]

Flap Bruising wbagnfarb!

[gfunksizzle]

my goodness. and yet he smiles. wacko.

[Lisa]

If I had a package I would NOT let it flop around like that in such a casual manner.

Plus, once again a man is risking the dreaded organ-imprint-on-belly.

[ChrisM]

You've inspired me to do a little research and add a new article to my site, many thanks. And ta to Dave for all the great books too. If you fancy finding out more about Sky Diving, give www.skydiving-news.org a try sometime.

[ninanord]

In this case, jumping naked was the prize in a competition - and it wored out sweety. Today, this girl landed in the middle of a rock festival =)
http://digg.com/extreme_sports/Naked_skydiver_arriving_at_rock_festival

[Bryan]

Haha.. I love your blog :)

http://www.skydivinggear.blogspot.com/