TERRORISM UPDATE

Now the bastards are using kangaroos to attack former kung fu star David Carradine.

Key Quote: "They were like Hells Angels kangaroos, man."

(Thanks to many people)

Comments

[Graz]

My, but aren't you a large grasshopper.

[Garret]

"... he woke up in the middle of a special reserve for troubled kangaroos ...".

Troubled kangraroos??????

[Graz]

Quote: "Someone said to me once: 'Why are you here?'. And I said: 'Because if I was at home I would be doing a crossword puzzle and drinking coffee with my dog at my feet and that's exactly what I'm doing now'."

Huh? Was this a slam?

By the way, I have never done this before, but " First".

[steve]

"But Master, how do I not contend with a man that would contend with me?" -- Caine
"In a heart that is one with nature, though the body contends, there is no violence, and in the heart that is not one with nature, though the body be at rest, there is always violence. Be, therefore, like the prow of a boat. It cleaves water, yet it leaves in its wake water unbroken." -- Master Po

[mudstuffin]

Steve: Huh?

[Graz]

Outlaw Marsupials wbagnfarb.

[theresa]

'kay, once again the other headlines look a lot more interesting than the main item. I give you "Turning up for work not to be encouraged"; "Fly larvae halts blockbuster."

[Garret]

More interesting than Grasshopper being attacked by troubled kangaroos?

I think not.

[Christobol]

Not to tarnish the spit-shine of Carradine's image or anything, but "Hell's Angels Kangaroos"? Just because they had an unfriendly expression? Where were the tattoos, the motorcycles, the orphan-organ necklaces?

[MOTW]

Where's Lulu when you need her?

[theresa]

Alex - I was referring to the headlines at the upper right when you're at the kangaroo story.

[elfbrains]

And if you look further, it seems we are ina porn war with Brazil. I say we all do our part and enlist now.

[mad scientist]

Alex afraid so- the Valley here is the porn capital and currently shut down but also trying to unionize. The porn industry wants their equivalent of SAG (screen actors guild). Go ahead and have fun filling in new meaning to SAG. Maybe they could talk to the museum in Russia....

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

WAIT A MINUTE, wasn't that in a movie or something and not real life?

[Lee]

"troubled kangaroos?"

porn industry wants...SAG? Har!

[Sadie]

He "asked his driver to show him some of Australia's most famous marsupials."

I can only think of one famous marsupial from Australia and that's Kangaroo Jack...

I mean, Roo and Kanga aren't Australian...

And everyone knows that Koala Bears can't get work because they're too busy filling their booze holes or getting stuck up in the power lines...

Hairy nosed wombats are destined for B-movie notoriety...but not fame...

I am just being honest.