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Now they're attacking the prisons.
Key Quote: "Who needs terrorists when you got a rattlesnake?"
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Now they're attacking the prisons.
Key Quote: "Who needs terrorists when you got a rattlesnake?"
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Wow- I was thinking that exact same thing Alex!! (insert creepy music here)
Posted by: looney girl | April 21, 2004 at 02:18 PM
Hmmm wonder what they're doing in the dark.
(creepy music abruptly stops)
Posted by: crash | April 21, 2004 at 02:22 PM
OK I DID NOT need that visual crash :-( I was perfectly happy in the Twilight Zone with alex LOL.
Posted by: looney girl | April 21, 2004 at 02:24 PM
I'm so sorry looney, I had too. The thought was begging to be posted.
Posted by: crash | April 21, 2004 at 02:34 PM
At this point I'd like to note:
Snake! The other, other, white meat.
Posted by: crash | April 21, 2004 at 02:35 PM
Hmmm.. one jail DID have a hot dinner that night, didn't they? Hmmmm.......
Posted by: looney girl | April 21, 2004 at 02:39 PM
I have to agree with the man in the story- ever since I got my rattlesnake I find that I don't need hardly any terrorists.
Posted by: daisyj | April 21, 2004 at 02:41 PM
Don't you hate when that happens? They had one giant fusebox for three prisons? And they weren't exactly keeping a close watch on it, were they?
Rattlesnake. It's what's for dinner (when the squid runs out).
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 21, 2004 at 02:42 PM
I believe it was the closest one...
Posted by: crash | April 21, 2004 at 02:42 PM
I have rattlesnakes in my backyard, and I have never seen a terrorist there.
Posted by: crash | April 21, 2004 at 02:43 PM
I would like to apologize for the severe grammer failure in the preceeding post.
Posted by: daisyj | April 21, 2004 at 02:43 PM
Boy- the security there just keeps looking better and better with each passing blog! I wonder if they HAD any inmates left? Or was it just the guards eating snakeburgers?
Posted by: looney girl | April 21, 2004 at 02:44 PM
Maybe they were able to sedate all the inmates (perhaps with Barry Manilow music?) and that's why they didn't have any problems with them? On second thought, BM would probably have caused major rioting, so there must be another explanation.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 21, 2004 at 02:45 PM
Whoops- I meant my last post. People post so dang fast.
Posted by: daisyj | April 21, 2004 at 02:46 PM
Oh the inmates were there alright.
The slime cannot resist the savory sizzle of scrumptious snake!
Posted by: crash | April 21, 2004 at 02:48 PM
LTTG, as usual, I'd just like to extend my apologies to Punky and daisyj for infecting them with it ;-)
There's no known antidote, life is jest so quick sometimes! :-)
Posted by: eadn | April 21, 2004 at 02:54 PM
"No warm meal? It's an infringement on thier constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous. - Jackie Chiles
Posted by: BMX3 | April 21, 2004 at 03:10 PM
"Not only that, it's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable. - Jackie Chiles
Posted by: BMX3 | April 21, 2004 at 03:11 PM
When did they start letting the lil rascals name things..."Otay Mesa" ??
Posted by: MeL | April 21, 2004 at 06:31 PM
I so rock like that alex. ;)
Posted by: MeL | April 21, 2004 at 08:41 PM
Hollywood ordered all porno movie shooting shut down on Friday due to an HIV outbreak at the studios. It didn't stop the action. By Tuesday, sex addicts were lined up outside the video stores for the first day's release of Debbie Does Nothing.
Posted by: ickeymay | April 22, 2004 at 01:18 AM
Debbie didn't do anything in Dallas either.
Posted by: crash | April 22, 2004 at 01:31 AM
I LOVE rattlesnakes, they taste like chicken.
p.s. I was born in miami. FLORIDA RULES.
Posted by: Psycho_Joe | April 22, 2004 at 02:07 AM
I'll take the terrorist. These snake stories are giving me nightmares!
Posted by: Lmd33 | April 22, 2004 at 01:40 PM
snakes
Posted by: jabba | April 23, 2004 at 07:43 AM
Sorry, just using an old thread to figure this stuff out...
snakes
Posted by: jabba | April 23, 2004 at 07:45 AM