NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING, BUT
...this blog loves cold weather.
(Thanks to Harry Poulter)
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Yay First for me
Posted by: Jacob Aldridge | April 18, 2004 at 04:16 PM
Just would like to say that I live in the northern latitudes.
Just thought that that was worth mentioning.
Posted by: Graz | April 18, 2004 at 04:23 PM
"The researchers compiled data on the size of the penis bone...in 122 carnivorous mammal species."
Sigh....too many of the women I'm interested in are vegitarians....
Posted by: mike | April 18, 2004 at 04:33 PM
aww, poor mike :(
Posted by: adrienne | April 18, 2004 at 04:37 PM
Geez, Dave! There ya go again boasting about your diagonal! And on a Sunday no less!
'Course if I understand your upbringing a-right, ya came up from being a preacher's kid. 'Splains it about like dealing wit cat-lick kids.
Them's in Puyallup is full o' them. Watch the floors for "strays" if you use the local library restroom.
Howsoever, from Spokane, ya got the entire Cascades to climb up through and I don't live in Puyallup :-)
Posted by: eadn | April 18, 2004 at 04:37 PM
Winnipeg, Ontario?
Winnipeg is in Manitoba.
Posted by: kmt | April 18, 2004 at 04:42 PM
If you like cold climates so much, Dave, when are you going to visit Bismarck, and check up on your Shadow government??? The Hamsters are getting tired of all that running in the wheel, running in the wheel, never finding ...Dick...
Posted by: EB | April 18, 2004 at 04:44 PM
...Cheney...
Posted by: EB | April 18, 2004 at 04:45 PM
Well writ, EB!
Posted by: eadn | April 18, 2004 at 05:18 PM
This blog loves cold weather? Well, I don't know about you, but cold weather always causes mine to shrivel up like a prune in the desert! :-)
Posted by: Gregg | April 18, 2004 at 06:03 PM
Ah yes Gregg, but spend enough time there and your baculum will grow to compensate.
And FYI - Australia is a lot colder than it sounds, alright. Honest. Definitely. For sure.
Anyway, I'm off to my hastily arranged skiing holiday. See ya'.
Posted by: Jacob Aldridge | April 18, 2004 at 06:18 PM
HAHA HE SAID BONE!!!
sorry had to be immature.
i was under the impression that the penis did not have bones, but was spongey matter.
Posted by: crash | April 18, 2004 at 07:23 PM
Speak for yourself crash :-)
(actually, I thought so too, but this was published on the internet so it has to be true)
Posted by: Jacob Aldridge | April 18, 2004 at 07:40 PM
*This person makes a mental note that Dave is from Florida...not the coldest region in the world*
Posted by: ann | April 18, 2004 at 08:08 PM
That WOULD explain the size of his TV...
Posted by: Jacob Aldridge | April 18, 2004 at 08:22 PM
alex - that has happened to me more than once - I think the blog staff here makes no guarantees about reading all the email they get or giving it all fair consideration - how could they? Besides, judi might read an email, consider it unworthy (e.g. no nude dudes) and Dave might read a similar item later and deem it worthy. Its Karma.
Harry P
Posted by: Harry P | April 19, 2004 at 12:24 AM
Dave's not FROM Miami (who is?) he's from Armonk. That's gotta be fairly cold.
Posted by: Harry P | April 19, 2004 at 12:29 AM
I just noticed that none of the commenters on this thread are female. Thought I'd rectify that.
It figures that the men are more obsessed with this topic than the women.
Posted by: Blogchik | April 19, 2004 at 04:35 AM
OK, just noticed that somebody named "Ann" has already posted...so I take my first comment back...
Posted by: Blogchik | April 19, 2004 at 04:37 AM
"Walrus Baculum and the Impressive Organs"
Posted by: russell | April 19, 2004 at 04:51 AM
I loved "different mating strategies." Would that include the walrus just whipping out his 30" and letting the females fight over it? Just asking.
I'm still waiting for Punky to weigh in on this issue.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 19, 2004 at 05:14 AM
Human males don't have a bone in their boner, but many other animals do.
Posted by: Amber | April 19, 2004 at 05:38 AM
Bangi, I knew a girl in high school who went to the University of Alaska (she was from Michigan)for one reason only: the supposed 4:1 ratio of guys to girls.
She was a bit odd, though.
Posted by: John | April 19, 2004 at 06:42 AM
NOW I understand "I am the Walrus"!
-ME
Posted by: mikee | April 19, 2004 at 07:42 AM
Definitely better to be the Walrus than the Eggman.
Posted by: jer | April 19, 2004 at 09:35 AM
All I have to say: who the hell cares about size if you've got love?
Posted by: Genevieve | April 19, 2004 at 11:59 AM
Okay, then somebody explain elephants.
Posted by: Lmd33 | April 19, 2004 at 02:18 PM
Awww, Genevieve ... that is SO sweet.
Like my Aunt Ginny used to say ... "Who cares about size when he's got money!"
I'm kidding. I'm really not that shallow! I mean, even with money, size is STILL important!
(disclaimer: my "anti-Sybil" meds have run out. please ignore all Punky posts until further notice.)
Posted by: Punky Brewster | April 19, 2004 at 04:42 PM
Punky, heh heh...heh heh heh...Hee Hee...Haa Haa...Ho Ho!
'Scuse me, I'll go back to my padded cell now ;-)
Posted by: eadn | April 19, 2004 at 04:49 PM