BUT IT'S LOW IN CARBS!
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We don't think this is funny. We're only linking to it so people will stop sending us the link.
(Thanks to many twisted individuals)
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WHY didn't I think of this 2 years ago?? It would have been So much simpler than getting a divorce!!
Oh wait- I don't cook. So maybe this wouldn't have worked for me either.
Posted by: looney girl | April 22, 2004 at 12:08 PM
Not everything is about funny, Dave. Lots of sick and twisted material on your blog.
Hence the audience.
Posted by: LaguitoMojo | April 22, 2004 at 12:09 PM
You're right. Not funny.
Blarf.
Posted by: Gregg | April 22, 2004 at 12:11 PM
I suppose he ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chi-an-ti?
Posted by: BMX3 | April 22, 2004 at 12:11 PM
"..often contain pork or chicken"...
Often, but not always, I guess. Welcome to the Pissed Off Gourmet's Cafe.
Posted by: tivomarcia | April 22, 2004 at 12:12 PM
Cannabalistic Tamales wbagnfarb
Posted by: Lee | April 22, 2004 at 12:14 PM
Tastes more like long pork -- really!
Posted by: alohamike | April 22, 2004 at 12:18 PM
Apparently this is not original. This is rumored to have happened at a local taco restaurant in Jackson, MI. This is unconfirmed, but I try not to think about it as much as possible.
I also avoid local Mexican fast food restaurants.
Eww, blech. Puh.
Posted by: DISC | April 22, 2004 at 12:21 PM
What do you think the English sometimes make Shepherds Pie with?
Posted by: BarryFS | April 22, 2004 at 12:26 PM
I'd just like to say that cannibalism is rare in the Royal Navy. By that, I mean there is a certain amount of it.
Posted by: important personage | April 22, 2004 at 12:26 PM
What did the cannibal say when he was eating the mexican?
Posted by: crash | April 22, 2004 at 12:54 PM
I went to the grocery store today and above some Romain Lettuce there was a sign that said:
LOW CARB LETTUCE!
It's low in carbohydrates!
I just shook my head and sighed. How is it that I'm this normal after having worked there two years?
Posted by: MeL | April 22, 2004 at 12:54 PM
Is it just me, or has the whole "Low Carb" thing gotten just a little out of hand?
I mean...lettuce?
Posted by: Factotum | April 22, 2004 at 02:35 PM
this distinctively reminds me of a picture I got in an email several months ago...it was a Chinese fortune cookie, and the fortune read: "That wasn't chicken."
I should go into the fortune cookie-making industry. Think of the fun you could have!!!
"We don't know when, we don't know how, but someday, you're going to die."
I could call it MISfortune cookies.
Ha!
Posted by: katykat | April 22, 2004 at 02:53 PM
So, Dave, I'm a twisted individual? I guess so.
"Mexicans - the other other white meat." (Well, maybe not.)
Low carb lettuce? Is that for real? Wow, some poeple will (literally) buy anything!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 22, 2004 at 02:54 PM
So will "people."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 22, 2004 at 03:16 PM
When it comes out in five years that the best thing to lose weight is a HIGH-carb diet, I'm going to laugh like a hyena.
Posted by: Factotum | April 22, 2004 at 06:34 PM
DISC: I live in Jackson, and I'm at work right now. I just mentioned this article to the four people in the room with me, and two of them simultaneously remarked, "Oh yeah, like the taco guy!"
Let's just say that workplace banter has been especially morbid, disturbing, and downright entertaining for the last few minutes.
By the way, here's a tip: Probably the safest place to go for Mexican food in Jackson these days is the freezer section of Meijer's.
Posted by: Dave Brandt | April 22, 2004 at 07:11 PM
I doubt tamales are low in carbs. They have a rather thick corn dough outer layer (or whatever).
Being a vegetarian who doesn't eat enough green vegetables, I pretty much live on carbs. And I can assure you, a high-carb diet is not the best way to lose weight.
(important personage- Very nice Python reference)
Posted by: barbiguinness | April 22, 2004 at 07:11 PM
Aren't we all missing something obvious here? I mean, tamales are basically Mexican meat pies.
*clears throat*
"Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd. . ."
Posted by: V-Square | April 22, 2004 at 08:45 PM
This is a job for the creepy PLUMP, JUICY, TENDER kid
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 23, 2004 at 03:47 AM
barbiguinness - I have a few vegetarian friends. Um, they tend to fart a lot. So, you could say that vegetarianism is a great way to lose weight, you can shed unwanted spouses, pets, aquaintences just by squeezing off a few.
Posted by: mudstuffin | April 23, 2004 at 04:25 AM
Almost all of the vegetarians I know smoke. They are all very quick to lecture me about the health concerns of eating meat. Go figure.
Posted by: steve | April 23, 2004 at 05:26 AM
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
(wait for it)
They taste funny.
Posted by: grimreaper | April 23, 2004 at 07:25 AM
Almost all of the vegetarians I know smoke
I'll bet this man is a vegetarian then
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 23, 2004 at 07:51 AM
MKJ: Thats for that GREAT article. I LOVED it. Who says Canadians don't have a sense of humor? Did you notice how many times they characterized the guy as "dumb ass" "witless" "moron" "idiot" etc. And they say objective reporting is dead!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 23, 2004 at 08:49 AM
From human tamales to flaming vegetarians . . .
blog careens out of control . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 23, 2004 at 09:03 AM
I never lecture anyone about the dangers of meat. But a lot of people are quick to bitch at me for telling them how to live their lives. And I don't smoke. But you know, "I don't smoke" and "You shouldn't smoke" are not the same thing, so I'm not lecturing anybody, okay?
Some people ask me why I am a vegetarian, and then get mad at me if they don't like the answer. I usually don't answer anymore.
Posted by: barbiguinness | April 23, 2004 at 09:17 AM
Sorry barb, but you didn't address the farting thing.
Posted by: mudstuffin | April 23, 2004 at 10:09 AM
Mudstuffin:
I haven't noticed an increase in my farting since going veg. You'd have to ask my friends. But I know a lot of people who eat *a lot* of meat, and they certaihnly are not gasless by any stretch of the imagination.
Alex- Do you listen to any Tool?
--Barbi (w/ an "i")
Posted by: barbiguinness | April 23, 2004 at 03:02 PM
Speaking of the "Disturbing Auctions" site, I know at least two people who own the chicken hat. (#96) Really.
Posted by: V-Square | April 23, 2004 at 04:28 PM
When we lived in Mexico City, we called tamales "surprise bags." You just never knew...
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! | April 24, 2004 at 05:23 PM