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March 19, 2004

WARNING WARNING WARNING

Do not click this link if you are at work. Do not click this link if you are offended by swear words. Do not click this link if you think a string of swear words with no apparent point is inherently unfunny. Do not click this link if people nearby might be offended by hearing swear words. Do not click this link if you are under 18. Do not click this link if you don't feel like clicking this link. Do not click this link if for any reason that I haven't listed you might potentially not like this link. I'm not (*&W$%^(* kidding.

(Thanks to Marisol Maldonado)

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How could anyone not click on that link after all the warnings not to do it?

I loved it. Not quite sure what is was, but it was pretty funny.

I didn't click the link.

I am so offended. That was completely obsene. I'm scarred after watching that 6 times ( I had to make sure that I was offended, and know exactly what words they said...didn't I? ok..ok..maybe I was just seeing if there were any words I haven't heard before, and trying to get the accent on some of the words right....) and it's your fault.

I clicked, and kept getting the damn connection closed to remote server error. I don't know if I should be annoyed or relieved. I guess I'll have to continue to get loud random swearing the old fashioned way: supply my own.

Fook.

Just in case you needed my special 7 Dirty Little Words list gathered from my 3rd grader and his friends, here they are:

1. shut-up
2. peepee
3. fudge
4. cooties
5. coo-coo bananas
6. phoney-baloney
7. tough nougies

Don't use "tough nougies" unless you're armed, locked, loaded.

I liked the inclusion of the characters from the OC. It really helps younger college viewers such as myself put the words in to their proper context.

I can't find the link..which word is it?

That was effing brilliant.

Too late.The page cannot be displayed
The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings.

It is an ad for Channel 4 in England. Gotta love the Brits.

It's still working for me. And I'm still offended......

They forgot "Belgium", although one guy did say "England".

The "C" word was used more often than I expected, especially by women.

A classy link from a classy gal. It would be a great ad for HBO, too.

What link? It seems to have been removed. If you still have it in your browser history, please post it.

The link has /ads/ in the url and you likely have to turn off your popup blockers to access it. It is F#$%ing funny.

What fun! All those actors finally getting to say those words on camera! I predict the "I like c**t!" girl gets an entirely new fan club...

Hey! That link needs a warning!

The "I like c**t" girl is Janel Moloney from West Wing...and yeah, she's got soem new admirers. But my question is...what the f**k is Parminder Nagra [the Indian chick from ER] saying?? F!!K I wish I knew...England...ha!

Geez, i thought my boss would never leave so i could see what the excitement was about!

I know *i'll* watch "The West Wing" with new eyes, that's for sure.

The word "c*nt" doesn't have quite the same taboo in Britain as it does in Merka. It's still a swear word, but not as bad for some reason. In Australia they would have the same reaction to "fanny" that most American would have to "c*nt".

My favorite was the first one; Tony Robinson, aka Baldrick from "Blackadder". Sh*t!, that was a good show!

I don't actually have a comment, except to say I laughed at Jean's byline. Oh and that I'm woefully behind in e-mail correspondence, so don't take my slow response time personally.


Unless your name is John Lavallee.

J.S.C.
(J*&^%$#@ SH!&&^ C*c#-*-s*c#er)

Maybe I'm just another ugly American (said proudly), but what the HELL is good about "SHITE"??
I also have posted in past my dislike of superfluous vowels (colour) and ANYONE with a business name that includes "shoppe".
Signed,
Dboe the isolationist.

what does the little link below, titled WARNING: DNOAW,OIYDWYMTTY(NY)G mean?

Do Not Open Any Way?
Only If You Don't Want_ _ _ _?

Guesses.

Open If You Don't Want Your Mother To Tell (not you) God.

I'm reaching
I'm Done
Help, Judi!

Do Not Open At Work,Or If You Don't Want Your Mother To Think You're (Not Your) Gay.

Wow. Kind of shatters the illusion of the West Wing cast...

Isn't Marisol Maldonado (the person who sent the link) married to Rob Thomas from Matchbox Twenty?

whoa, yeah. hey marisol, tell rob that 'smooth' is the best song in the entire universe. with the exception of everything the crows have done, of course.

Both my cats were shocked. I am speechless.

This is in response to the person who was wondering what Parminder Nagra was saying. loosely translated from Punjabi - "u bas&*@d dog" is what it sounded like. I had to watch it thrice to get it too :p . A poor effort for Punjabi i must say, barely scratches the surface for choice abuses possibilities. :p

I am an Indian and a computer programmer, you'll HAVE to beleive me. :)

the french one was a surprise, considering this was made in britain :)

Since the main link is (as others have noted) down, I went to the updater.co.uk site suggested as a replacement. I can't find the ad. (To be honest, I'm not even sure how to search for it.)

Dav2.718

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