TERRORISM UPDATE
Now the bastards are using oven guns.
(Thanks to Maura Conyngham)
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March 31, 2004
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Wait a minute- there was a story about a gun in the oven on this blog a week or two ago. I think Dave needs to stop posting these because of the copycat effect.
Posted by: evil little pixie | March 31, 2004 at 04:17 AM
Well, that's just silly. Everyone knows that the RIGHT place to hide a gun is in the vegetable crisper. How could anyone be so irresponsible?
Posted by: mike | March 31, 2004 at 04:19 AM
Concealed Weapon Appliances are the newest addition to the Martha Stewart Collection.
Posted by: steve | March 31, 2004 at 04:21 AM
A couple of years ago, the Chief of Police in Madison, Wisconsin, stashed his service revolver in his kitchen oven, forgot about it, turned on the oven and fired the gun. The Chief of Effing Police! (He has just retired.)
Posted by: chekhov | March 31, 2004 at 04:35 AM
The question is, what did Condoleezza Rice know about this gun? Where on her list of priorities was prevention of heating fish sticks in ovens where loaded .357s are stored? Did the FBI ignore a memo about fish sticks from OVER A WEEK AGO?
When Dave is president, there'll be a department of homeland fish-stick safety.
Posted by: Christobol | March 31, 2004 at 04:40 AM
When guns are outlawed, only ovens will have guns.
Posted by: steve | March 31, 2004 at 04:44 AM
Dang, I hate it when that happens.
Posted by: Blognik | March 31, 2004 at 04:51 AM
You kind of have to wonder how she got the fish sticks into the oven without noticing the .357 inside. Was it concealed in a potato?
Posted by: Ian | March 31, 2004 at 04:54 AM
So ... did the bullet breech the walls of the trailer house? Did it hit her pitcher of kool-aid? And did the kids have to settle for mac & cheese sans fish sticks?
So many unanswered questions.
Posted by: Goonboy | March 31, 2004 at 04:58 AM
A "friend" put the gun in her oven "after" she told him no guns allowed in the house.
What kind of friendship is this?
"Hey, come on over for some fish sticks, except no guns this time, kay?"
"Aww, shucks . . . not even a little one?"
"No"
*grumbling - well, I'll show her*
Posted by: grimreaper | March 31, 2004 at 05:07 AM
Guns dont kill people;ovens with guns kill people
Posted by: Bangladeshi_gurl | March 31, 2004 at 05:29 AM
Dang it, I sent this one a couple days ago too. What's happening? Am I being caught by the spam-filter?
Posted by: JCT | March 31, 2004 at 05:51 AM
Nuthin says lovin, like something from the oven...
Posted by: steve | March 31, 2004 at 05:52 AM
When I cast doubt on anyone in Texas turning on their oven my friend Bill told me that when he wants to cook fish sticks he just puts them on the hood of his car. (JCT: I sent this a couple of days ago too. Judi doesn't like us.) :)
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 31, 2004 at 06:22 AM
Dang it, I sent this one a couple days ago too. What's happening? Am I being caught by the spam-filter?
Posted by: JCT on March 31, 2004 10:51 AM
no, JCT, there are just sooooooooooooooooooooooo many emails, we miss some. we're sorry. and let me take this opportunity to say if anyone's still using the old daveblogger email address (the hotmail one), we're not really looking at that much any more.
Posted by: judi | March 31, 2004 at 06:30 AM
How come this woman hasn't used her oven in two weeks? (Let them eat Spam) I don't think that anything could be hidden in my oven for more than about 12 hours! I would have been shot much quicker, yikes!
What is the correct address to send "blog ideas" to? I tried to send a great chicken Productivity Enhancer, but apparently it wasn't read or you didn't like it. boohoo for me.
Posted by: Jessica | March 31, 2004 at 10:08 AM
Thanks! I just ordered a copy of that book and hope you get your commission.
Posted by: Sandra | May 02, 2004 at 06:22 AM