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March 31, 2004

SYSTEM BREAKDOWN

It's noon already and not ONE (Thanks to Claire Martin) in sight! What, do
you give her vacation days or something?

Mike DeCleene

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What no comments? Slackers.

Thanks to Claire Martin.

I would like to point out that this was posted at 11:50, NOT noon. Is Mike DeCleene some sort of psychic?

Sorry--my system clock is fast. This has been corrected.

If I've hit my guess, Claire Martin is actually royalty and living over in India. I determined this probably true fact a few minutes ago when I discovered that "Claire Martin"--get ready for this, citizens--anagrams to "Clarinet Amir." As in, she is the Amir of Clarinets, more or less.

No wonder.

Mike, if your clock is 10 minutes fast, is there really anything to believe in anymore?

Mike DeCleene
Icemen Keeled

mike, I must say that I liked you better when your clock was slow.

I had a cousin whose clock was a little slow, if you know what I mean.

The heading for this could also just as easily read: "WHAT NO GUY WOULD EVER BE CAUGHT DEAD BUYING" But that is a bit wordy. And how do you even buy something when you're dead. Explain that, somebody.

I think someone needs to rethink their requirements in a friend.

All I can say is...I'm 48, my wife is 24 and she has a stunning dark blonde, thick, hairy bush...it's wide, and the hair on her lips is extreamly long and thick.

Her inner and outer thighs are really hairy as well.

I am, indeed, a lucky man

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