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It's noon already and not ONE (Thanks to Claire Martin) in sight! What, do
you give her vacation days or something?
Mike DeCleene
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What no comments? Slackers.
Posted by: jsharp | March 31, 2004 at 06:56 AM
Thanks to Claire Martin.
Posted by: MOTW | March 31, 2004 at 06:56 AM
I would like to point out that this was posted at 11:50, NOT noon. Is Mike DeCleene some sort of psychic?
Posted by: Rachel | March 31, 2004 at 06:56 AM
Sorry--my system clock is fast. This has been corrected.
Posted by: mike | March 31, 2004 at 06:58 AM
If I've hit my guess, Claire Martin is actually royalty and living over in India. I determined this probably true fact a few minutes ago when I discovered that "Claire Martin"--get ready for this, citizens--anagrams to "Clarinet Amir." As in, she is the Amir of Clarinets, more or less.
No wonder.
Posted by: Doug Brockmeier | March 31, 2004 at 07:02 AM
Mike, if your clock is 10 minutes fast, is there really anything to believe in anymore?
Posted by: Rachel | March 31, 2004 at 07:04 AM
Mike DeCleene
Icemen Keeled
Posted by: MOTW | March 31, 2004 at 07:11 AM
mike, I must say that I liked you better when your clock was slow.
Posted by: OtherDave | March 31, 2004 at 07:51 AM
I had a cousin whose clock was a little slow, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: BMX3 | March 31, 2004 at 08:10 AM
The heading for this could also just as easily read: "WHAT NO GUY WOULD EVER BE CAUGHT DEAD BUYING" But that is a bit wordy. And how do you even buy something when you're dead. Explain that, somebody.
Posted by: greg | May 02, 2004 at 06:17 AM
I think someone needs to rethink their requirements in a friend.
Posted by: mix89 | May 02, 2004 at 06:19 AM
All I can say is...I'm 48, my wife is 24 and she has a stunning dark blonde, thick, hairy bush...it's wide, and the hair on her lips is extreamly long and thick.
Her inner and outer thighs are really hairy as well.
I am, indeed, a lucky man
Posted by: Keeper | July 01, 2005 at 09:38 AM