SYSTEM BREAKDOWN

It's noon already and not ONE (Thanks to Claire Martin) in sight! What, do
you give her vacation days or something?

Mike DeCleene

Comments

[jsharp]

What no comments? Slackers.

[MOTW]

Thanks to Claire Martin.

[Rachel]

I would like to point out that this was posted at 11:50, NOT noon. Is Mike DeCleene some sort of psychic?

[mike]

Sorry--my system clock is fast. This has been corrected.

[Doug Brockmeier]

If I've hit my guess, Claire Martin is actually royalty and living over in India. I determined this probably true fact a few minutes ago when I discovered that "Claire Martin"--get ready for this, citizens--anagrams to "Clarinet Amir." As in, she is the Amir of Clarinets, more or less.

No wonder.

[Rachel]

Mike, if your clock is 10 minutes fast, is there really anything to believe in anymore?

[MOTW]

Mike DeCleene
Icemen Keeled

[OtherDave]

mike, I must say that I liked you better when your clock was slow.

[BMX3]

I had a cousin whose clock was a little slow, if you know what I mean.

[greg]

The heading for this could also just as easily read: "WHAT NO GUY WOULD EVER BE CAUGHT DEAD BUYING" But that is a bit wordy. And how do you even buy something when you're dead. Explain that, somebody.

[mix89]

I think someone needs to rethink their requirements in a friend.

[Keeper]

All I can say is...I'm 48, my wife is 24 and she has a stunning dark blonde, thick, hairy bush...it's wide, and the hair on her lips is extreamly long and thick.

Her inner and outer thighs are really hairy as well.

I am, indeed, a lucky man