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March 30, 2004


Demba and Chaka are splitting up.

(Thanks to stevenregn)


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"Chaka, who had been dubbed "best stud muffin""

Someone needs to find out who dubbed the gorrila a "stud muffin" and get them some counseling, soon.

Demba gets to keep the gorilla house. Figures.

"she will be joined by a troupe from the St. Louis Zoo: a toddler, his parents and another female"

just what the heck are they trying to set up with THIS arrangement??????

And I thought the Tom Cruise/Nicole Kidman breakup was bad.

The divorce rate is rising in the gorilla world - sad, really.

I wonder what *her* monthly laser hair removal bill is? I expect Chaka will rue the day...

This kind of stuff goes on all the time in trailer parks. What's the big deal?

How does one get in on a "breeding exchange program"?

On the other hand, if it means travel to Cincinatti, nevermind.....

They're not splitting up on their own- they're being separated by the zoo keepers! Although I guess since they never mated, they won't really mind.

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride...now she gets to babysit the toddler for the other apes while they have fun....

Maybe Demba would have better luck finding a mate in Massachusetts or San Francisco, if you know what I'm sayin'...

Well, since they were introduced to each other by "Bennifer," I'm sure the strain of that breakup didn't do them any good.

Maybe it was all of those headaches Demba kept experiencing from constantly getting hit over the head with a banana.

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