CULTURAL UPDATE FROM MEXICO
WARNING: Don't click this if you don't want your mother to think you are a football player.
One wonders what exactly one will shout when cheering for these teams. "Gimme an F, Gimme an asterisk..."
(Thanks to Collins69S)
I think it's socchim now.
Posted by: steve | March 30, 2004 at 09:39 AM
"They will compete for a cup..."
I don't recommend competing if you don't have a cup already. That could HURT.
Posted by: mike | March 30, 2004 at 09:41 AM
I thought "football" and "gay" were more or less synonymous anyway. Where's the story?
Posted by: Aaron | March 30, 2004 at 09:44 AM
It's not so much that you shouldn't click the link if you don't want your mother to think you're a football player, but rather that, by clicking the link, you find out that Your Mother is actually part of a homosexual football league.
Posted by: Platypus | March 30, 2004 at 09:46 AM
(Heard over the loudspeaker):
"PENALTY ON NUMBER 23, BRUCE HERNANDEZ, FOR FAILING TO MINCE DOWN THE FIELD."
Posted by: Tomorrow's Man | March 30, 2004 at 09:46 AM
Dude 1: I totally loved watching Your Mother play footy last night
Dude 2: Don't talk about my mother like that
Dude 1: No really, I love watching Your Mother, in fact, I got season tickets
Posted by: surfbunny | March 30, 2004 at 09:50 AM
(Heard over the loudspeaker:)
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tomorrow's Man | March 30, 2004 at 09:52 AM
"Whose ball is it?"
"Your Mother."
Them's fightin' words!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 30, 2004 at 09:54 AM
I'm not sure if this means anything, but they stole my thunder!!!! I wanted to name my next hockey team 'Yermom'. Secondly, I also play football (world version, not american) and it is far from being a 'gay' sport Mr. Aaron.
Posted by: Brian B | March 30, 2004 at 09:59 AM
(with lisp)
"Fashion Team has the ball, but Your Mother
intercepts for a 20-yard carry!"
Posted by: MOTW | March 30, 2004 at 09:59 AM
Penalty against "Your Mother" for having really awful team colors! Were you raised in a BARN?!
Posted by: Hoolia | March 30, 2004 at 10:04 AM
Wasn't it on this very blog where we recently saw an article about a soccer player whose [sic] offensive strategy was to jam a finger or three into the unsuspecting back door of opposing players? Or did I just dream that and really need therapy?
Posted by: Tomorrow's Man | March 30, 2004 at 10:26 AM
THIS is non-contact?
Posted by: MOTW | March 30, 2004 at 10:26 AM
Hey, this could work out. All we have to do is revive the old Mayan practice of executing the losing team.
Posted by: steve | March 30, 2004 at 10:37 AM
Does the winning team get to march in the St. Patrick's Day parade?
Posted by: Tomorrow's Man | March 30, 2004 at 10:41 AM
Steve,
Having gone to many Mayan ruins and being extremely interested in meso-american history, I seem to recall our guide telling us that the WINNING team was actually the team sacrificed. It was considered a great honor.
Posted by: Brian B | March 30, 2004 at 10:48 AM
Already practiced in Columbia.
Posted by: davelamb | March 30, 2004 at 10:51 AM
Having a tough time confirming my assertation that it was the winning team that was sacrificed. Maybe I heard the guide wrong, but I could swear that's what he said. Although, I am finding many websites to the contrary. However, the guide was part Mayan, and seemed to be very knowledgeable about the history of his people.
Posted by: Brian B | March 30, 2004 at 11:00 AM
Thanks Brian, works either way. How about both.
Posted by: steve | March 30, 2004 at 11:03 AM
Brian: Yes, it was the winning team that was sacrificed. Makes you think it would lead to some seriously long games eh?
Mel: There is a gay rugby league actually. The Bingham Cup is in London, England this year.
Posted by: Sean | March 30, 2004 at 12:28 PM
We kill off the chapionship team here also, just look at the Florida Marlins, killed them off twice now.
Posted by: BMX3 | March 30, 2004 at 02:11 PM
Have you ever heard of a league for lesbians?
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