CAPTION CONTEST
No, you don't win anything. Except the knowledge that you have created the best caption for this picture, submitted to the blog by Paulo Ordoveza.
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March 04, 2004
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The Florida Marlins! Who woulda thought!
Posted by: Daniel Monteith | March 04, 2004 at 08:19 AM
"Cheng was sure that no one had hear it but as he hung his head in shame, the old adage 'Silent but deadly' kept ringing in his ears"
Posted by: SteveB | March 04, 2004 at 08:22 AM
What do you mean dogs and cat's are now extinct!?
Posted by: Steve | March 04, 2004 at 08:24 AM
"No, no, no, son, don't sing 'She Bangs',
open with Britney Spears, always play to your strengths"
J.S.C.
(Jeff Submits Caption)
Posted by: Starring Jeff Carrie as the Babushka Lady | March 04, 2004 at 08:25 AM
Three Monkeys Too Many Celebrate Their Delicate Craft...
Posted by: Matt P | March 04, 2004 at 08:27 AM
Will someone bury that dead cat on Donald Trump's head!
Posted by: Jason | March 04, 2004 at 08:27 AM
Oh GOD! My eyes!!!! Damn those pointy cup lids, damn them straight to hell, michagen.....
Posted by: Hollywood | March 04, 2004 at 08:28 AM
"I can't believe they actually spent money to put nipples on our mugs".
Posted by: James | March 04, 2004 at 08:29 AM
The tension is palpable during the finals of the "Best Creamer With a Knob on Top" competition.
Posted by: Jon | March 04, 2004 at 08:29 AM
"It wasn't me!"
Posted by: Barry | March 04, 2004 at 08:32 AM
speak evil, hear no evil, what is evil, apathetic to evil, see no evil, speak no evil
Posted by: Ben | March 04, 2004 at 08:32 AM
"Chang was right... my hands DO smell like shit!"
Posted by: Scott | March 04, 2004 at 08:32 AM
I decided a haiku caption would fit best here:
Six old chinese men
At the U.N. meeting hall
Three are the monkeys
Posted by: Brian B | March 04, 2004 at 08:33 AM
"Maybe breakfast wasn't the best time to tell Jim we were all 'coming out'."
Posted by: di in cincinnati | March 04, 2004 at 08:36 AM
Caption: "The reaction of the Chinese delegation upon finding this summer Olympic's opening day act will be Barry Manilow."
Posted by: Jason | March 04, 2004 at 08:37 AM
"Why does Kim Jong Il always insist on removing his pants before addressing the cabinet?"
Posted by: Theresa Hogue | March 04, 2004 at 08:39 AM
Alright, alright. For the fourth time today, did YOU fart, Kim Il?
Posted by: Drew J | March 04, 2004 at 08:46 AM
I think this one is pretty obvious...
This just flashed on the giant screen at the front of the UN.
(note how there is no joke following this about weapons of mass erections?)
Judi...my boss would like to have a word with you regarding your content filters. She's a big fan...
Posted by: Brad | March 04, 2004 at 08:46 AM
Got DirecTV?
Posted by: mike | March 04, 2004 at 08:51 AM
That's the sushi smell on my hands guys, not Judi.
Posted by: Steve | March 04, 2004 at 08:51 AM
... and the cat ate mother's toes.
Posted by: MikeZ | March 04, 2004 at 09:03 AM
....and I thought I was clever with my three anti-evil monkey thought...i'll just have to get here faster next time. If you can't be original, be quick in your unoriginality.
Posted by: Bex | March 04, 2004 at 09:07 AM
wait...mikez as in ZLOTNICK? HI! Nice to meet you!
Posted by: Bex | March 04, 2004 at 09:07 AM
"Wu, you fool! Your teacup is 0.00134 centimeters out of alignment! You've doomed our entire row to a life of prison labor!"
Posted by: Doofy | March 04, 2004 at 09:11 AM
"Oh, why am I surrounded by these idiots? I should have listened to my mother!"
Posted by: Jessica | March 04, 2004 at 09:11 AM
In an attempt to prove a point about low-flow toilets, the Chinese toilet industry provided a laxative-laced pot of tea for each cabinet member.
Posted by: Bismuth | March 04, 2004 at 09:19 AM
PRRREEEEEK-A-BOO!!!!
Posted by: Jeff | March 04, 2004 at 09:20 AM
"And this one time, at band camp..."
Posted by: DNC | March 04, 2004 at 09:21 AM
I can't believe how much I could have saved by switching to Geico!
Posted by: JustinB | March 04, 2004 at 09:22 AM
After much debating, blame-shifting and name-calling, the guys realized that it was no one's fault. They just weren't cut out for Hollywood Squares.
Posted by: ed | March 04, 2004 at 09:35 AM
Godzilla, Smodzilla. I could buy and sell you.
Posted by: David | March 04, 2004 at 09:37 AM
Commitee members pause to evaluate a sample of the latest nomination for the coveted "Best of All The Tea in China" title.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | March 04, 2004 at 09:41 AM
The stripper produced a wide range of different reactions among the members of the jury.
Posted by: Daniel | March 04, 2004 at 09:42 AM
"Oh... Oh... ahhh oh oh god... ahhh"
"They did that to there savior?"
"I'm not sure Gibson is all there in the head."
Posted by: Jeff | March 04, 2004 at 10:07 AM
Believing yet again that he has interested his colleagues on Hiroshima Squares in a rousing game of hide-and-see, Masihatsu "Moshi" Honiku, center, begins counting to one hundred.
Posted by: philintexas | March 04, 2004 at 10:14 AM
"Hey, these x-ray glasses I got from the back of that comic book really do work! Now if only I could get the image of the Prime Minister in nothing but his underwear out of my head..."
Posted by: JenneWoulph | March 04, 2004 at 10:15 AM
Six members of Asian Hair Club for Men show the true excitment of winning the "Get You Picture Posted on the BBC Website 2004" competition.
or
Chen, Chang, Ling, Wong, Yen, and Jason ponder just how to escape the embarrassing situation of accidentally walking into a Black Panthers meeting.
or
The first six candidates on the new NBC reality show Average Joeng
Posted by: Ross | March 04, 2004 at 10:19 AM
As the losing contestants look on, Takishi Armazowa sets a new world's record (17) in Japan's National Water Pitcher Eating finals.
Posted by: Crash Gordon | March 04, 2004 at 10:22 AM
Ok, one more....
1 in 6 people suffer from Genital Herpes. In real life, it isn't this obvious.
Posted by: Ross | March 04, 2004 at 10:22 AM
" See no weapons of mass destruction, hear no weapons of mass destruction, speak no weapons of mass destruction"
Posted by: Tim DeGrande | March 04, 2004 at 10:23 AM
Is the meeting over yet, me hearties?
Posted by: John | March 04, 2004 at 10:25 AM
You can keep counting if you like, but we are not going to hide! We're done with that game. We're ignoring you. Do you hear me? Ignoring you!
Posted by: Gordon | March 04, 2004 at 10:37 AM
No, we're NOT the Koreans. Can't you round-eyes figure that out?
Posted by: Sandi | March 04, 2004 at 10:38 AM
upper row:
"I wouldn't drink that. It's a long march to the toilet."
"I'm not listening."
"If he had at least done so in 1969, we might not be the only nation with seats farther from the restroom than Luxembourg."
lower row:
"Stop talking about it. My bladder is going to burst."
"Secular Mao, mine did!"
"Tell me something I don't smell."
Posted by: Biggles | March 04, 2004 at 10:42 AM
" the UN announced today, the successful installation of Ambassadorial Quality Toilets in the Main Conference room. Reactions varied,"
Posted by: agent 66 | March 04, 2004 at 11:07 AM
"The Chinese goverment is stumped by the crimson room"
Posted by: Burper53 | March 04, 2004 at 11:34 AM
Stupid political comments are hereby banned from these boards.
Posted by: John | March 04, 2004 at 11:44 AM
But I ALWAYS drive like this!
Posted by: Pam | March 04, 2004 at 11:51 AM
Damn, Judi posted another penis site.
Posted by: Phil | March 04, 2004 at 12:07 PM
He's taking his clothes off. What do we do?
Posted by: Monkeyspit | March 04, 2004 at 12:09 PM
"where's the delegate?"
"THERE he is!"
"where's the delegate?"
"THERE he is!"
Posted by: sarah gilbert | March 04, 2004 at 12:13 PM
in back: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALALLALA!"
in front: "WHY OH WHY DID WE HAVE TO BE SEATED IN FRONT OF THOSE IMMATURE IDIOTS?"
Posted by: Emark | March 04, 2004 at 12:15 PM
Middle guy in bottom row: "When I'm nervous, I stick my hands under my arms like this, and then I smell them like this..."
Other guys: Clueless because they have never seen Saturday Night Live.
Posted by: Rachel | March 04, 2004 at 12:21 PM
"The Speaker of the House asked Congress today to make suggestions for a new national anthem, and it was unanimously decided to go with Madonna's 'Vogue'."
Posted by: wild_magnolia | March 04, 2004 at 12:42 PM
Not going any where for awhile?
Posted by: Scott-o | March 04, 2004 at 12:49 PM
Bumper wins. They must be stumped by that damn crimson room. Look on the bedframe, sad dignified men!!
Posted by: smurfy | March 04, 2004 at 12:51 PM
Immodium AD: Where will YOU be when you need it?
Posted by: frennzy | March 04, 2004 at 01:17 PM
Now they must be using sleeping pills
Posted by: PJ | March 04, 2004 at 02:06 PM
The embarrassing consequences of saying, "Talk to the hand" to yourself.
Posted by: Bob | March 04, 2004 at 02:14 PM
Hear no evir, See no evir, Speak no evir...
Posted by: Tom | March 04, 2004 at 03:08 PM
Why oh WHY are the americans making such a big deal about Janet's nipple???
Posted by: Amy.Girl | March 04, 2004 at 03:37 PM
"Oh oh, here comes Bush, and we all know what his dad did on the Japanese Prime Minister"
PS: I'm fully aware that these men are Chinese, not Japanese. I know that and you know that, but the President may not know that
Posted by: Chris | March 04, 2004 at 03:55 PM
also
"Premering this fall on CBC, 'Chinese Idol', in which people with comically bad singing voices sing for a panel of judges including the overly critical Simon Wong"
Posted by: Chris | March 04, 2004 at 04:04 PM
This demonstrates the value of not being seen . . .
Posted by: John | March 04, 2004 at 05:28 PM
The Continuing Education Center's remedial class: "Evil Monkeys for the Impaired"
Posted by: Greylord | March 04, 2004 at 05:47 PM
You are evil
Hear no evil
I am evil
Bored with evil
See no evil
Speak no evil
Posted by: Mark H | March 04, 2004 at 05:47 PM
Hear no Bush, See no Bush, Speak no Bush...
Posted by: Mark A | March 04, 2004 at 06:39 PM
"Simon Says... Hands on Taiwan!"
Posted by: Love Rustler | March 04, 2004 at 06:48 PM
Well, to me it looks like they saw the Stealth Blogerette's 'Extreme Thong' party link! :o)
Posted by: Annie | March 04, 2004 at 08:49 PM
Scene from the boardroom of The Apprentice: China.
"Dong, you did not take the workers' interest into account. On top of that, you gave less than you could and took more than you need. Your ideology is impure. Dong, you're fired." said Chairman Mao.
Posted by: Brad Hutchings | March 04, 2004 at 08:53 PM
Where the hell is our sushi??!!
Posted by: Hacksaw | March 04, 2004 at 10:38 PM
...and the Chinese Army Xs out the entire top
row to block. Boy, they came here to win on
Tiannamen Squares.
J.S.C.
(Just Six Cubes)
Posted by: Starring Jeff Carrie as the Babushka Lady | March 05, 2004 at 04:46 AM
Now the the Yankees have A-Rod, the Red Sox will never break the curse of the Bambino
Posted by: Mike F. | March 05, 2004 at 06:21 AM
Now that the Yankees have A-Rod, the Red Sox will never break the curse of the Bambino
Posted by: Mike F. | March 05, 2004 at 06:21 AM
"Unable to control his grief Wang Liu broke into tears when it was announced that he would not be one of the five finalist in the 2004 DRC Suit Model of the Year Competition"
Posted by: The E Man | March 05, 2004 at 07:39 AM
"wow man killer weed. Ya know, if you press on ypur eyeballs really hard ya can see fireworks."
Posted by: james moore | March 05, 2004 at 09:11 AM
Ha! Now you can't see me!
Posted by: Steve | March 05, 2004 at 12:10 PM
see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil... and three other monkies.
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