ATTENTION, MEN

Do not click here.

Key quote: "Devils, I don't have any chicken or duck for you."

(Thanks to Dan Gross, and we do mean "Gross")

Comments

[SteveB]

It's a sad state of affairs if that was the only thing he could think of to offer the spirits. I would have at least offered them a beer or a bag of chips before I offered them that.

[Garrett]

There is a lesson to be learned here.
Never wave your penis in defiance if you aren't prepared to back it up.

[Scott]

Personally, I liked:

"waved his penis at them in defiance."

[Tomorrow's Man]

I would at least have tried to convince the spirits to go to KFC first....

[The Bob]

"and waved his penis at them in defiance".... perhaps, when Dave was dealing with the issue of someone cutting (no pun intended) in line in front of him, this might have been the appropriate response...eh?

[Jessica]

hmmm...I guess that it feeding them his penis didn't really ward off the "bad luck", did it?

[Dan Gross]

Thanks Dave. I knew I could count on you to come up a new and novel twist on my name that I hadn't heard before. ;)

If I were in the same situation, sans duck or chicken, I probably would have waved another "bird" at them in defiance.

[cw]

I know you've won a Pulitzer and everything, but I think it's quite clear that the key quote here is, "If you want to eat anything, you can eat my penis."

In fact, isn't that what you told the guy in front of you in the pizza line?

[nouti]

Soun Ney needs re-take that Dream Interpretation class at Phnom Penh Polytechnic. Evil spirits prefer Popeye's.

[steve]

Oh, you spirits said you wanted duck? With a "u"?I thought you said.......

[nuclear zombie]

Even if the chicken spirits got all bent out of shape when they were hungry, I don't think they would have done anything that crazy.

[philintexas]

I'd give a bucket of KFC to see the expression on John Bobbitt's face when he reads that item...

[TxGal]

What would he cut off if they hadn't agreed to eat the penis?

He should have offered something....ANYTHING else first. then, if they say "No, we want your penis", he'd be in the same predicament, but at least he would have tried to salvage his manhood.

Didn't he have any cake?

This story falls under the "don't try this at home" heading.

[TxGal]

Also, this story makes me very grateful to live in America, where we are vastly free of having roving bands of evil spirits coming into our homes, demanding our Butterballs (oh, that is bad), our cakes and even our very body parts! Oh, sure, sometimes you have things like that happen in NYC or LA, but it's really rare.

God Bless the USA!

[BMX3]

I guess this takes the expression "bite me!" to a whole new level. I hate to see this guys finances, when he says he had to pay an "arm and a leg" for something, he probably really has.

[Jon]

I'm never eating devil's food cake again.

[evil little pixie]

I hope you're not becoming anorexic, alex. On the other hand, if you do starve yourself to death, at least we can be sure your spirit won't go around demanding to eat people's penises.