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February 27, 2004
MOTHER EARTH NEWS
Is that a rock in your crevasse, or are you just glad to see me?
(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick, who seemed to think I would be interested)
THE ULTIMATE IN GUY COMFORT
Wanna come over and watch TV?
(Thanks to Chris Miller)
WATCH OUT
He's carrying a concealed weapon.
(Thanks to Jim Hohnbaum)
ATTENTION GUYS
You wanna hold her hand.
(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick)
FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
Those Russians, they really know how to immortalize your top musical acts.
(Thanks to Drew Harchick)
February 26, 2004
HELPFUL BOOK
A need is met.
(Thanks to Cat Conner)
WHOOPS
Don't bogart that saphenous vein
Hand it over to me...
(Thanks to David Tong)
OK ALREADY
TV doesn't get any more real than this.
(Thanks to several billion people)
TERRORISM UPDATE
Now they're using Barbie.
(Thanks to James Cole)
February 25, 2004
DRAMATIC SNAKE RESCUE!
Monty the Python is saved.
KINDA COOL, KINDA STUPID, KINDA GROSS, BUT FUN, IF YOU GET 'EM PINNED DOWN BEFORE YOU START
Just like guys.
(Thanks to Bob Hopf)
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON
...with cows?
(Thanks again to our Cow News Correspondent, Claire "Moo" Martin)
CRIME UPDATE
It's about damn time the authorities cracked down on this.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
SOUTH FLORIDA POLITICS: A CLASS ACT
Go here to read Miami Herald columnist Joan Fleischman's account of a thoughtful, issue-oriented race for a commissioner's seat in the city of Surfside. Be SURE to click on the video link.
ATTENTION, OFFICE WORKERS AND COMMERCIAL AIRLINE PILOTS WISHING TO BE DISCREET
Here you (burp) go.
(Thanks to Chris Miller)
February 23, 2004
WATCH OUT!
Yeti could be lurking on any mountainside.
(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick)
LAZYBOY
...seeks mate.
(Thanks to Joe "I jog, pollenate" Pignatiello)
TRAVEL ADVISORY
You definitely want to take your medications with you to the UK.
(Thanks to Charlotte Buckley)
MOURE FROUM ANOUTHER COULTURE
We don't want to know how they figured this out.
(Thanks to John Dodds)
THOSE WACKY CANADIANS
What could be more fun than electrocuting children at a birthday party, eh?!
(Thanks to Martin Saidla)
UNEXPECTED BENEFIT OF DRINKING
Other species become more attractive also.
(Thanks to Elaine Harder)
GUARANTEED
Somehow this is going to turn out to be her fault.
(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick)
February 22, 2004
OTHER CULTURES ARE NOT WEIRD!
Really! They're just... different.
("Thanks" to Brian Noury)
HERCULES THE LOBSTER UPDATE
February 21, 2004
NO NO NO
This is just not possible. Right?
(Thanks to John Dodds)
MORE URINAL NEWS
(Thanks to elizabeth8)
URINALYSIS
This is far too tasteless to blog.
(Thanks to Christine Holmes)
TERRORISM UPDATE
Now the bastards are using piranhas.
(Thanks to Scott Brown)
A SONG FOR YOU
If you are old and lame and watched a lot of TV in the 60s.
(One of many quotes: "We're not a one to saddle up and run Bonanza! Anyone of us who starts a little fuss knows he can count on me."
(Thanks to Steve Oglesby)
PENGUIN UPDATE
February 20, 2004
ATTENTION, LADIES LOOKING FOR A MAN WITH A PLAN
Here he is.
(Thanks to Danelle Bowron)
CREEPING FASCISM ALERT
What, there's something wrong with this?
(Thanks to M. Roizman)
NEWS FLASH
From the UK.
(Key quote, from John Renshaw of the British Dental Association: "Patients are apprehensive and conscious, which just increases the pressure.")
(Thanks to Mark Allen Adams, Jr.)
FLORIDA VOTER REGISTRATION DRIVE
It won't be long now.
(Thanks to Jack Adler)
OH YEAH?
LilMoonGal writes "You won't believe this one!" Little does she know that the stealth bloggerette owns one.
(Thanks to whoever sent it to Dave, who oh-so-generously said I could have it. Eventually.)
ANOTHER HERCULES SIGHTING
He's everywhere.
(Thanks to Justin Barber)
GAMES PEOPLE PLAY
Sounds like ... fun?
(Thanks to COLLINS69S)
RESPONSIBLE TEENS?
At least they're recycling.
(Thanks to Thad Humphries)
HOWEVER
Only a guy would do this.
(Thanks to Michelle Tourigny)
TASTELESS LINK
In more ways than one.
Sorry.
(Thanks to Tavarishch from the message board)
IF THERE IS ONE THING THIS BLOG KNOWS FOR SURE
...it is that this blog is way too busy for this kind of foolishness.
DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON
Don't take a shower.
(Thanks to CyberPossum)
TRAY KEWL
Does "swotty" means "spends 70,000 pounds on a cloakroom"? (Or does it mean "spent 15 minutes trying to figure out why the alt code for pound - 0163 - won't work on the blog"?) (edit: & # 163 ; equals £)
(Thanks to Chris Hathaway)
IS IT SOUP YET?
Hercules, NO!
(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick)
ATTENTION, GNOMES AND CERAMIC FROGS OF OREGON
You can rest easy once again.
KEY QUOTE: "Inside the house, Onchi found what he called a lawn-ornament 'chop shop.'"
(Thanks to Claire Martin)