WE SURE AS HECK KNOW WHAT WE'LL BE DOING AT 9 TONIGHT!
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December 11, 2003
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Posted by: Chris Grenard | March 03, 2004 at 10:19 AM
And how did it become december already?!? Crap, I missed all of summer! And now I gotta buy gifts for family members I don't even like.
*sniffle*
Posted by: Chris Grenard | March 03, 2004 at 10:20 AM
I recommend "Soul Mountain," by Gao Xingjian.
The reason I recommend it is not because it is a good book - although it is - but because I sound incredibly intellectual by recommending something by the first Chinese winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature. And frankly, I like sounding incredibly intellectual, at every possible opportunity.
Posted by: Aaron | March 03, 2004 at 10:21 AM
Far out, man! 30 year old acid must have kicked in!
Posted by: twopuppies | March 03, 2004 at 10:23 AM
Ah, but our comments are in March... perhaps we're in the new month known as Marchember!
Posted by: Chris Grenard | March 03, 2004 at 10:26 AM
Oh man.....flashbacks! I've now known you before I met you Punkster! Oh look-my fingers-trails!
Posted by: twopuppies | March 03, 2004 at 10:27 AM
Damn flux capacitor...
Posted by: Mike Weasel | March 03, 2004 at 10:27 AM
I don't think so, Dave. I still have complete confidence in the mission. I can feel it. I can feel it. Daisy, dai...sy....give me your....
Posted by: twopuppies | March 03, 2004 at 10:29 AM
And now Hotmail goes down! It's a madhouse, I tell ya! We're all doomed. Doomed I tell you!
Posted by: twopuppies | March 03, 2004 at 10:33 AM
Um...no. It's ok. It's back up. Never mind the doomed thing. That was crazy talk. I don't know where that came from.
Posted by: twopuppies | March 03, 2004 at 10:35 AM
What the...? Now it's December?! Oh well, at least my birthday's coming up sooner.
Posted by: Beth | March 03, 2004 at 10:36 AM
i'm scared ... someone hold me ... johnny?
Posted by: Amber "not a stripper" Leann | March 03, 2004 at 10:36 AM
It's worse than that! If you use the calendar thingy on the right to go to back to March, the blog entries are there, but... YOU CAN'T ADD COMMENTS! AIIIEEEEE!!! (insert Psycho music)
Posted by: Mike Weasel | March 03, 2004 at 10:37 AM
I think we all need to calm down, take stock, and let our leader reassure us. Dave, will you speak to us, please? We need you now like we've never needed you before!
Posted by: twopuppies | March 03, 2004 at 10:39 AM
And it just gets weirder and weirder... If you click on March 3rd on the calendar at the top right of the screen, you get the blog entries, but no links to comments.
Posted by: Beth | March 03, 2004 at 10:40 AM
I see Mike beat me to it...
Posted by: Beth | March 03, 2004 at 10:42 AM
Hi, March. Hi, December!
*poke poke*
Posted by: Buddha | March 03, 2004 at 10:42 AM
Looks like everyone's rampant commenting broke the server. Way to go guys!
Posted by: Michael | March 03, 2004 at 10:43 AM
Ex-CUSE me. I am NOT rampant!
Posted by: Buddha | March 03, 2004 at 10:44 AM
People, people. If we let this get to us, then the terrorists will have won.
Posted by: twopuppies | March 03, 2004 at 10:44 AM
Well, phooey, I'm going to lunch. Spoon!
Posted by: Mike Weasel | March 03, 2004 at 10:46 AM
There is no spoon. Duh!
Posted by: Chris Grenard | March 03, 2004 at 10:48 AM
Do you get the feeling that Dave sort of lost control here? Sort of a Lord of the Flies thing going on.
Posted by: twopuppies | March 03, 2004 at 10:48 AM
Nice timing for Dave to go to Michigan...
Posted by: Liesl | March 03, 2004 at 10:50 AM
And I'm your new leader!! Mwahhahaaa....
Posted by: twopuppies | March 03, 2004 at 10:50 AM
I want March back!
Posted by: Blognik | March 03, 2004 at 10:51 AM
we're actually trying to fix it. well, not WE. WE don't know anything about it. but WE have called the people who know how to fix it and maybe they will.
til then, shall we sing a song?
Posted by: judi | March 03, 2004 at 10:51 AM
Lord, I need a life.
Posted by: twopuppies | March 03, 2004 at 10:51 AM
Yes Judi-a song! Or a puppet show! No, I guess that wouldn't work online.
Posted by: twopuppies | March 03, 2004 at 10:52 AM
The wheels on the blog go round and round, round and round, round and round . . .
Posted by: Buddha | March 03, 2004 at 10:53 AM
Yes, yes... a song!
We are the world... we are the children...
:swaying:
Posted by: Beth | March 03, 2004 at 10:54 AM
Maybe, if we're vewy vewy quiet, Dave won't notice when he gets back. It's fun being bad!
Posted by: twopuppies | March 03, 2004 at 10:54 AM
Maybe what's his name from www.timecube.com is attacking and taking over the blog.
Posted by: Dan | March 03, 2004 at 10:54 AM
After all, when the cat's away, the internet junkies...continue being internet junkies!
Posted by: Buddha | March 03, 2004 at 10:55 AM
Punky-do you have fruit on your head for that song?
Posted by: twopuppies | March 03, 2004 at 10:57 AM
I quit agree, m'dear.
Posted by: Buddha | March 03, 2004 at 10:57 AM
Judi-you got some 'splainin to do when Dave gets back!
Posted by: twopuppies | March 03, 2004 at 10:58 AM
Hey you can get to the march blog comments by going to march 3rd on the calendar, then click "permanent link to this item"...
Posted by: Liesl | March 03, 2004 at 10:59 AM
Spell checker, working great?...I don't think sew.
Posted by: Buddha | March 03, 2004 at 11:02 AM
But... I'm having fun here! Why do you always have to look to the future! Have fun in the now, I say!
Ok, goin' on a beer run. Who wants a beer? Anyone? Is it too early for that?
Posted by: Chris Grenard | March 03, 2004 at 11:02 AM
Aw, Liesl wins the prize :(
You always were the teacher's pet!
Posted by: Buddha | March 03, 2004 at 11:03 AM
count me in for beer!
Posted by: Liesl | March 03, 2004 at 11:04 AM
I'll have a dry martini, shaken -- not stirred.
Posted by: Buddha | March 03, 2004 at 11:07 AM
Sure, sounds good Punky :)
Posted by: Chris Grenard | March 03, 2004 at 11:07 AM
Where'd everybody go?
Posted by: twopuppies | March 03, 2004 at 11:07 AM
*e-pokes you*
Over here..!
Posted by: Buddha | March 03, 2004 at 11:11 AM
Ah yes, December 11. What a lovely day that was.
Beer me.
Posted by: Bo | March 03, 2004 at 11:15 AM
*e-pokes twopuppies again*
No, behind you!
Posted by: Chris Grenard | March 03, 2004 at 11:15 AM
Everybody poke twopuppies! Eventually he'll go crazy! C'mon, it's be hilarious!
Posted by: Chris Grenard | March 03, 2004 at 11:16 AM
Suddenly, I feel like I'm in that bad Ashton Kutcher movie.
Homer: Aah! OK, don't panic -- remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day.
Abe: If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.
Homer: Fine. As long as I stand perfectly still anything, I won't destroy the future.
[a mosquito flies in] Stupid bug! You go squish now!
Posted by: Scott-o | March 03, 2004 at 11:17 AM
Eyah! Eyah again! I feel so used! (But I like it!)
Posted by: twopuppies | March 03, 2004 at 11:18 AM
Also I must add...this is EXCELLANT, cause now I'm calling my bookie, and placing bets on the Super Bowl, and when they stop laughing at me when I tell them New England will go all the way, I'll bet on those Oscars too. Oh! and the outcome of the Democratic primary.
MUHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Scott-o | March 03, 2004 at 11:21 AM
[From the martini experiment link:]
"Objectives: As Mr Bond is not afflicted by cataracts or cardiovascular disease, an investigation was conducted to determine whether the mode of preparing martinis has an influence on their antioxidant capacity."
This made me chuckle. I wonder if Mr. Bond was at all aware of the implications of his choice? "Give me a dry martini, bartender, shaken -- not stirred. Let's keep those nasty cardio diseases in check, shall we?"
[/in a Sean Connery accent, of course]
Posted by: Buddha | March 03, 2004 at 11:21 AM
not only are all the posts from Dec. while the comments are in march...but the last post, though labeled december, links to a synopsis of Will and Grace THIS week.....whoaaaaa.
The good news is, thanks to all those old posts popping up, I was able to be the number one commenter on the snake trial one!
Posted by: Bex | March 03, 2004 at 11:22 AM
you know, if James Bond had been Amish spy instead of English, he would have drank buttermilk instead of vodka.
shaken, not churned.
also, who in their right mind would put their real email addy on this site? do people realize they are doing this? Dave, you should seriously reconsider this function. I'll mention this again elsewhere as I assume you'll never read this far down the comments section.
Posted by: Dave | March 03, 2004 at 11:25 AM
well congratulations bex - we're all in awe.
Posted by: Liesl | March 03, 2004 at 11:25 AM
Clearly the blog is on California time - which can spontaneously be thrown back in time several months, as recently approved by the California Supreme Court.
No wonder everyone thinks they're a renegade court.
Posted by: Aaron | March 03, 2004 at 11:25 AM
also, for those of you who are extremely short or born recently...I was making a sublimely sarcastic point in calling myself "Dave." While "Dave" actually is my real name, I am not the almighty blog. He needs to fix this function (as well as the email thing) or there will be idiots all over the place purporting to be "Dave" or "Judi" or whomever. Of course, I'm not one of those idiots, because I actually am named "Dave" (again, not THE Dave, if you're still catching on), and therefore I don't have to purport.
Posted by: Dave | March 03, 2004 at 11:31 AM
So . . . you're Dave Barry? Is that what you're trying to say?
Posted by: Buddha | March 03, 2004 at 11:33 AM
No, I'm saying you're an idiot if your name isn't Dave. A rampantly purporting idiot. This comments section has turned into a chat room and I don't doubt we'll soon destroy The Herald's bandwidth. I hope we don't get our beloved blog in trouble. So, I'm doing my part, and leaving.
Posted by: Dave | March 03, 2004 at 11:35 AM
um, calendar?
Posted by: this is my name | March 03, 2004 at 11:40 AM
I like the old Dave better.
Posted by: Bo | March 03, 2004 at 11:57 AM
Now what?!
Posted by: twopuppies | March 03, 2004 at 12:48 PM
Hey, we're on Eastern time...what's up with that? Doesn't everyone realize the world revolves around California? (This would give us quite a wobbly orbit... Wobbly Orbit WBAGNFARB)
Posted by: Mike Weasel | March 03, 2004 at 12:53 PM
Nice acronym. I'll need to use that one in everyday conversation.
Posted by: Randall Wald | March 03, 2004 at 12:57 PM
Hah! You broke it again.
Posted by: Michael | March 03, 2004 at 01:02 PM
Oh, and I can't believe this hasn't been done yet:
In A.D. 2004
MT were beginning
Dave Barry: What happen ?
Judi: Somebody set up us the month.
IT person: We get signal.
Dave Barry: What !
Judi: Main screen turn on.
Dave Barry: It's You !!
December: How are you gentlemen !!
December: All your blog are belong to us.
December: You are on the way to destruction.
Dave Barry: What you say !!
December: You have no chance to survive return your time.
December: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
Judi: Dave Barry !!
Dave Barry: Take off every 'Comment'!!
Judi: You know what you doing.
Dave Barry: Move 'Comments'.
Dave Barry: For great booger.
Posted by: Randall Wald | March 03, 2004 at 01:07 PM
Wow, I've just realized that there are people out there more pathetic than I am, and that every one of them has posted in this thread. Gee whiz. . .
Posted by: Sparky | March 03, 2004 at 01:13 PM
And now, not only are we stuck in December of 2003, we're reliving the stupid internet jokes of late 1999.
Posted by: Sparky | March 03, 2004 at 01:15 PM
We're back in December again?
Posted by: Buddha | March 09, 2004 at 11:09 AM
Yep. December again.
And I thought my AYBABTU parody was funny...
Posted by: Randall Wald | March 09, 2004 at 11:10 AM
What's going on...
Posted by: gfunksizzle | March 09, 2004 at 11:14 AM
Ooh, it was. However, I never found the time to revisit December after the first time this happened. Now that we're back, I can give you the satisfaction of saying that yes, Randall Wald, that was highly amusing of you.
Posted by: Buddha | March 09, 2004 at 11:14 AM
Crap - I gotta do my Christmas shopping AGAIN?
this isn't a BLOG, its a TARDIS.
Posted by: Harry P | March 09, 2004 at 11:15 AM
David Barry, you fix this blog THIS INSTANT
Posted by: gfunksizzle | March 09, 2004 at 11:15 AM
Stop the madness! Deja vu all over again...
Posted by: Riotg | March 09, 2004 at 11:16 AM
Dave. Come on, now...
Posted by: gfunksizzle | March 09, 2004 at 12:05 PM
Hello....is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me....
Posted by: tayster | March 09, 2004 at 12:11 PM
Dave, could you do this for real life also? See there was this girl I met in college, and......well, I won't get into details, but I think I could avoid a pretty bad moment that continues to haunt me......
Posted by: Graz | March 09, 2004 at 12:13 PM
Now, people, let's get a grip. Since it's December 11, BUY IDSA (Industrial Svc of North America) UP 684%
Buy FMTI UP 300%
Buy DHC UP 213%
SELL Short RBAK, STCR
We'll be rich, I tell you, rich!
Posted by: Ernie G | March 09, 2004 at 12:31 PM
Great site will and grace good show also.
Posted by: T1 Texas. T1 Dallas. T1 Houston | June 20, 2005 at 11:59 AM