EDUCATIONAL UPDATE

Things appear to be going very smoothly in the South Allegheny, Pa., schools, other than the fact that classes were canceled after a school board member, angered that her husband had been arrested, allegedly struck the chief of police with her car.

Key quote: "Eugene 'Gino' Dozzi, 44, was arrested at the couple's home last night and charged with inciting South Allegheny High School students to engage in a food fight in the school cafeteria in April and supplying cigarettes to some of the students."

(Thanks again to Mike Zlotnick)