Remember the fortune cookie game? I don't know if it was a huge hit outside of Utah (where I reside), but the basics of that game was to read your fortune and then add the phrase "...under the sheets" or "...in bed" after it.
Example: Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily...under the sheets.
A little childish, maybe, but when you'd get a really good one (Enjoy what you have. Hope for what you lack...in bed.) your friends will spew Coke out of their nostrils.
To make a long story longer, I decided to put a twist on this game, but use news headlines instead of fortunes, and add the phrase, "...in my pants" to the end.
Examples using CNN:
"Buffalo-sized guinea pig revealed...in my pants!"
"Cuban hijacker sentenced to 20 years...in my pants!"
"Pizza man probably not alone...in my pants!"
You see how this can be a fun little game?
Anyway, I'm only one man with a smaller blog than yours (don't tell anyone I admitted that my blog is smaller), so I though maybe your readers could have some fun with this.
Thank you for your time, and I hope that I'm not officially on your 'block e-mail' list.
Eric C. Taylor: Traffic Dude KALL KURR KZHT
You're welcome, Eric... in my pants!
No, wait.
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