HEADLINES-IN-MY-PANTS UPDATE

"Yahoo Launches New Search Engine In My Pants" (Paul G) "45 Passengers Reportedly OK After Accident In My Pants" (Amy Snively) "Sonics Take It To The Hole In My Pants" (Colin McCluney) "Suit Says Protesters Kept Away From Bush In My Pants" (Michelle Megret) "I hate to tell you this, but David Letterman wore out that gag months ago." (Bill Crider)

Dang.