EMAIL REPORT: NAKED PEOPLE TALKING LIKE PIRATES IN CLEVELAND, GEORGIA

Dear Mr. Barry, I just wanted to let you know that naked people in northeast Georgia LOVED Talk Like a Pirate Day, arrr. Those who were initially annoyed got into the spirit soon enough (thanks to grog). Thanks for all the columns that make my wife wonder what the hell's wrong with me. Yours sincerely, Stuart Antrim Co-manager of Customer Satisfaction and Park Operations Serendipity Park Nudist Resort Cleveland, GA

"Customer satisfaction"?