BOOK TOUR UPDATE

Well, I made it to New York City. It took about three hours to fly here from Miami, and another three to get from La Guardia to my hotel. The problem is that the United Nations, without consulting me, has decided to have some kind of meeting, and I am booked at the same hotel as a famous world leader, who I think is the Dalai Lama (brother of the Bob Lama). But I don't know for sure who it is. All I know is that, to check in, I had to talk my way through numerous police officers guarding the hotel from terrorists. Although I frankly I doubt that the terrorists would ever have dealt with the traffic, which is a horrible mess. "The hell with terrorism, let's go home," is what they would have said.

Maybe that's the point.