ARRRGGH

As I write these words, I am in a car traveling westbound on Manhattan Island. We're trying to get to LaGuardia, which is actually located -- ask anybody -- east of Manhattan Island. But we can't go east because the police have blocked off all the streets so major world leaders can have meetings wherein -- ask anybody -- nothing will be accomplished. So everybody in New York is in a terrific mood.

Next time, they should put the United Nations in North Dakota.