POETRY PROJECT UPDATE

The poetry.com site now has more than 500 poems by people coincidentally named Freemont concerning the consumption of mother's toes by the dog. Some of these poems are genuinely alarming. This blog is SO very proud of you all. Just think: If you were to take all that energy, creativity and talent, and apply it to something truly useful -- something that would benefit humankind -- this blog would be very disappointed.

And now for our:

VACATION REPORT

There is no vacation report. That's why it's called a "vacation." Thank you.