CULTURAL UPDATE
If people in other cultures jump over babies, that is not at all weird or anything, because it is cultural.
(Thanks to Kevin Breslin)
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If people in other cultures jump over babies, that is not at all weird or anything, because it is cultural.
(Thanks to Kevin Breslin)
>From the medical community.
(Thanks to Karen Keffer)
Dave Why not end the charade and rename your blog "The Claire Martin Blog?" She seems to have staged a successful takeover. Thanks DaveThat is just SO cruel. This blog writes a LOT of its own material.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
Right here.
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(Thanks to Claire Martin and Brian Cruze)
When antlers are outlawed, only mature male deer will have antlers.
(Thanks to Marlo Dianne)
Whoever you are, stop messing with hens.
(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick)
Be on the lookout for 25 million bees.
(Thanks to Eric Dyck)
Because they are so darned innocent and idealistic.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
Finally, an explanation that makes sense.
(Thanks to Corey Friedman)
...but for the record, I did not write this book.
Keep an eye out for Tracey.
For one thing, they are not worms.
(Thanks to Theresa Hogue)
(Thanks to Marlo Dianne)
Brad Lemon of Australia (a continent) emails to report that the link below entitled "BREAKING FROG NEWS -- Big Rescue in Bicholim," is not working. Be advised that we have dispatched a repair crew to assess the situation and should have a status report within the next two or three weeks, or five weeks at most. This blog apologizes for any inconvenience, and urges all customers who feel an acute need to click on something rescue-related to click on this. Thank you.
A guy needs a lot of computers.
(Thanks to Catherine Conner)
For all of you who have been longing for a product that will make a hot dog look like an octopus, your wait is over at last.
(Thanks to Caya Jappinen)
At last, this guy can receive unwanted calls from telemarketers.
(Thanks to Laurie White)
Construction halted by "slow worms." (Slow worms?)
Police subdue deadly rubber mamba.
India plans to send us cow poop AND cow weewee.
(Thanks to Jonathan Scupin)
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Big rescue in Bicholim.
We report, you decide.
(Thanks to Phil Luce)
Norwegian livens up party.
(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick)
Right here.
(Thanks to Catherine Conner)
When people tell this blog that Americans don't like to get involved in causes, this blog laughs in a derogatory manner and directs them here.
(Thanks to Theresa Hogue)
Only to prevent 17,000 more people from suggesting it.
...please bear in mind that you will need to provide a quiet fornicatorium. Thank you.
(Thanks to Elizabeth Vestal)
Only three more months to International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
At first, we thought this headline referred to some bizarre rodent-politician sex act. Unfortunately, it does not.
(Thanks to Theresa Hogue)
Hard-working dedicated professionals are finding that they get a real productivity boost from the Bug on a Wire application here.
(Thanks to Jennifer Jones)
Here is a good example.
(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick)
When people ask us, "What is a good brand of sucker rod?" We always say that we have heard nothing but praise for the Norris sucker rod.
(Thanks to Rick Kasten)
What is the deal with this?
(Thanks to Marlo Dianne)
Maybe they should just try cloud seeding.
(Thanks to Laurie White)
A detailed plot summary of the new Harry Potter book is available here.
...learn to live with beavers?
(Thanks to Elizabeth Vestal)
I hate to be a complainer, but I was dismayed to see you endorsing the commercial sale of reptiles as pets today. My wife and I run a reptile rescue organization, and we take in HUNDREDS of unwanted reptile pets each year.� In most cases the reptiles have endured improper care simply because people do not research the needs of these animals before purchasing them. I urge you to visit our website: www.coloradoreptilerescue.org and learn a little about some of the "homeless" reptile situation Respectfully, Jonathan Scupin Associate DirectorFYI, this blog did not mean to endorse anything. This blog is irresponsible scum and was merely expressing amusement at the name "Reptile Depot."
(Thanks to Anonymous)
Dave, What is so newsworthy about this?� Women have been marrying dogs for millennia. Carson
Be on the lookout for a speeding ostrich.
(Thanks to John Durkee)
You wonder: Will this marriage last?
(Thanks to Robert Breen, who writes: "I understand her mother-in-law is a real bitch")
Here is another valuable resource for professionals needing to make efficient use of their time.
(Thanks to Sean Wilson)
You are talking about Orrin and Barry.
(Thanks to Justin Pagano)
Boy squirrels are wilder than girl squirrels.
(Thanks to pretty much everybody with email)
When people ask this blog, "Where can I purchase a quality reptile?" This blog always says: Reptile Depot.
Another good place to get business-related work done is here, in the part called "Insaniquarium."
(Thanks to Jeff Wiegand)
Dave, I believe serious consideration should be given to the possibility that prairie dogs have been framed by squirrels for the recent monkeypox outbreak.� Are you aware of any research on this issue?� I could not find any. Matt Mesmer