STATE OF THE UNION

Yes, the economy is in serious trouble. And yes, Saddam Hussein may be developing weapons of mass destruction. But I know I speak for all thinking Amercians when I say that our number one priority must be to track down and neutralize, by whatever means necessary, the individuals who were responsible for the loud conversation directly outside my hotel room at 3:20 a.m. today

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[Federal Duck]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!