Dave Barry's Blog

A JOB WE DID NOT KNOW EXISTED

Intimacy coordinator shares how she helps actors look naked on TV

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

FINE DINING, FLORIDA STYLE

Chez Waffle House

Advisory If You Click On The Video, Which You Definitely Should: Bad words.

(Thanks to Lynn Goodfriend and pharmaross)

MAYBE THE MOST FLORIDAN FLORIDA MAN EVER

We can't even.

(Thanks to Holland Daze)

THAT SHOULD DO IT

A vegan campaigner is set to run from dawn to dusk on the Winter Solstice in memory of the turkeys slaughtered for Christmas dinner this year.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

STAND TALL, KENAI MAN

Kenai man has the nation’s 19th-best mullet

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

LOOKING FOR A FUN WAY TO APPEAR TO BE WORKING WHEN YOU ARE ACTUALLY NOT?

Try launching asteroids at Earth!

(Thanks to John Lobert)

POLICE HAVE SOMETHING TO GO ON

A Chicago cop vacationing in Florida was arrested early yesterday after being caught urinating into an ice machine at a beachside bar

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

WE’RE NUMBER THREE

2022’s Most Fun Cities in America

AND IN SPORTS II

Navy carries out secret mission to drop ping pong balls on Army rivals ahead of annual football game

(Thanks to The Perts)

AND IN SPORTS

Rattlesnake found in ball dispenser at Arizona Topgolf

(Thanks to pharmaross)

GUESS THE CONTINENT

Huge deadly brown snake with super-strength is captured lurking in an everyday suburban backyard

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HEH HEH HEH II

Volkswagen’s Italian branch — which goes by Volkswagen Italia — was mocked by social media users after the car dealership launched its Instagram handle “@volkswagenitalia.”

(Thanks to Ralph)

YA THINK?

The three-day suspension of a Longueuil nurse sanctioned for eating a slice of toast with peanut butter while on duty has been rescinded after the local health authority admitted  “the measure was too severe for the act committed.”

(Thanks to B&C)

HEH HEH HEH

“We don’t want people to get the wrong idea when we say stuff like, ‘Put your Beaver to work’ or ‘Put this Beaver to your lips and take a sip.’ Our Beaver is just great-tasting water from the mountains of Beaver, Utah. So, get your mind out of the gutter and put this Beaver in your mouth, why don’t you?” added Hunt.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

YOU CAN’T PUT A PRICE ON DENTAL HYGIENE

Man arrested after stealing over $1,000 worth of electric toothbrushes from Walgreens

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “I bet this isn’t his first brush with the law.”)

OF ALL THE LINKS WE HAVE WARNED YOU NOT TO CLICK ON…

Here’s the one you should not click on the most.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE $100

Couple accused of spending $10.5M sent in error by Crypto.com on houses, a car, furniture, and gifts will face trial

Sounds Plausible: The couple claimed they didn't know the money had been sent in error

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND IN OUTDOOR SPORTS

Ice Fishermen Drill Their Hole Right Into A Moose Frozen Into The Ice

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

THE NEWS FROM ASIA

A 'dead body' discovered in a roadside bin in Thailand has turned out to be a life-sized sex doll.

Police Officer Name That This Blog Is In No Way Amused By: Chainarong Tang-on

(Thanks to Carlos Montage)

THIS WOULD BE MORE THAN ENOUGH VISIBILITY FOR DRIVING IN FLORIDA

Washington State Patrol ticketed a driver Sunday after they drove more than 5 miles along SR 16 in Kitsap County with their windshield almost completely covered in snow.

(Thanks to pharmaross)