February 04, 2023
PRO TIP FOR BANK ROBBERS:
(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "I object, Your Honor! Corona Light isn't really 'beer'!")
Posted by Dave on February 4, 2023 at 11:22 AM
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IF HE SAYS YOU ORDERED IT WITH ANCHOVIES, YOU ORDERED IT WITH ANCHOVIES
Mafia boss found working as pizza boss after 16 years on the run
(Thanks to B&C)
Posted by Dave on February 4, 2023 at 08:02 AM
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FLORIDA: STATE OF ROMANCE
‘Swingers’ swap upside-down pineapples for color-coded loofahs
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on February 4, 2023 at 07:59 AM
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WE OBJECT TO THE SOCKS
(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)
Posted by Dave on February 4, 2023 at 07:54 AM
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February 03, 2023
TODAY IN GOBSMACKERY
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Posted by Dave on February 3, 2023 at 07:26 PM
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HELLO, FARMERS?
Loose cow in California breaks windshield, poops on Tesla
(Thanks to Rob and Ralph)
Posted by Dave on February 3, 2023 at 07:25 PM
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THOSE THINGS SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on February 3, 2023 at 07:19 PM
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
(Thanks to Steve K)
Posted by Dave on February 3, 2023 at 07:05 PM
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THEY'RE BLAMING A WOODPECKER, BUT IT'S OBVIOUS WHO'S REALLY RESPONSIBLE
Guy Cuts Hole In Wall And Is Shocked By What Comes Pouring Out
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
Posted by Dave on February 3, 2023 at 07:03 PM
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CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR
Quebec's Weather Groundhog Was Found Dead On Groundhog Day
(Thanks to many people)
Posted by Dave on February 3, 2023 at 01:16 PM
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BOLO
Thieves steal gold-plated SEX TOYS worth £15,000 EACH from Spanish factory
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
Posted by Dave on February 3, 2023 at 01:15 PM
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BECAUSE YOU NEED MORE THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT
(Thanks to Robert Moats)
Posted by Dave on February 3, 2023 at 01:13 PM
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THEY DETERMINED ITS AGE BY LOOKING AT ITS FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
A 319-million-year-old brain has been discovered.
(Thanks to Michael Parry)
Posted by Dave on February 3, 2023 at 01:10 PM
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THANK GOD FOR STUDIES
Unattractive people are MORE likely to keep wearing face masks in post-Covid era, study suggests
(Thanks to Charles Cates)
Posted by Dave on February 3, 2023 at 01:00 PM
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February 02, 2023
DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING
Hi again
I hope you appreciate my helpful reminder.
Posted by Dave on February 2, 2023 at 12:25 PM
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CSI: REYKJAVIK
Police Called Out to Investigate Sound of Resident Pounding Pork
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on February 2, 2023 at 12:15 PM
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AND IN SPORTS
Tom Jones classic Delilah banned by Welsh rugby
(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)
Posted by Dave on February 2, 2023 at 12:12 PM
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CAN THE MIRROR MAKE A ‘NEWS’ STORY OUT OF VIRTUALLY ANYTHING?
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says “I’m guessing they were gobsmacked.”)
Posted by Dave on February 2, 2023 at 12:09 PM
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FLORIDA’S IS A MIXTURE OF SEA AIR, POT FUMES AND VOMIT
New Mexico considers roasted chile as official state aroma
(Thanks to GJ and Ralph)
Posted by Dave on February 2, 2023 at 12:04 PM
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WE’RE NOT 100 PERCENT CERTAIN THAT CANADA EXISTS
Montreal's No. 1 restaurant on Tripadvisor didn't really exist
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on February 2, 2023 at 11:56 AM
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