July 10, 2025

WE NEED 23,000 PINTS OF ICE CREAM STAT

Semi-truck spills chocolate syrup on I-75 in Monroe County

Related: Spilled blueberries create 'traffic jam' in Mission

"Traffic jam." Har!

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Police had to preserve evidence at the accident scene. Thankfully, no commuters were berried alive.") (Also thanks to EricY)

Posted by Dave on July 10, 2025 at 08:30 AM
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SHE CAN COOK A BOYFRIEND?

Rental grandma service growing in Japan, can help cook or break up with boyfriends

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 10, 2025 at 08:23 AM
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SO YOU'LL NEED A DOG TO BLAME IT ON

Doctors warn butt lift side effect may leave awful odor

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on July 10, 2025 at 08:21 AM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

12:58 p.m. A woman was prepared to defend herself with knives and a baseball bat when a draft slammed a door shut.

(Thanks to Mary Smith)

Posted by Dave on July 10, 2025 at 08:18 AM
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ARE THESE 'EXPERTS' GOING TO GET IT OUT?

Find a snake in your toilet in California? Don’t get rattled, experts say

(Thanks to EricY)

Posted by Dave on July 10, 2025 at 08:15 AM
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July 09, 2025

FASHION ALERT

Chimpanzees are running around with grass in their ears and butts at the Chimfunshi Wildlife Orphanage in Zambia.

(Thanks to Gary Schroeder and Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on July 9, 2025 at 08:45 AM
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THE HORROR

Woman Leaves Squirrel Little Treats on Her Patio and He Ends Up Bringing All of His Friends Over

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on July 9, 2025 at 08:42 AM
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ALWAYS EMPTY YOUR BLADDER BEFORE SURFING

He slides down the face of waves on Western Australia's southern coast on an empty wine bladder.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 9, 2025 at 08:40 AM
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CSI: NESQUEHONING

BOLO for Ronald McDonald.

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on July 9, 2025 at 08:38 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

A mysterious man in a black cat suit has been menacing residents of a small British town, leaping from behind trees and graves and yelling “meow” — leaving locals more puzzled than panicked.

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on July 9, 2025 at 08:34 AM
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SMALL BUSINESS SPOTLIGHT

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Small Business Spotlight.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on July 9, 2025 at 08:32 AM
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July 08, 2025

I'M ALWAYS THE LAST ONE TO HEAR THE NEWS

Image 7-8-25 at 4.22 PM

Posted by Dave on July 8, 2025 at 04:25 PM
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AND THEY WERE BALL PYTHONS (REALLY)

Bulge in man’s underwear at airport turns out to be 3 pythons

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on July 8, 2025 at 08:41 AM
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WELL HOW WAS HE SUPPOSED TO CELEBRATE?

Florida Keys man marks birthday by doing meth, stealing Conch Train and picking up riders

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on July 8, 2025 at 08:37 AM
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LET THE BEARS HANDLE IT

Police at Washington State University (WSU) are warning visitors to stop poking bears at the school’s Bear Research, Education, and Conservation Center.

(Thanks to Papa John)

Posted by Dave on July 8, 2025 at 08:34 AM
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'SORRY IF THIS HORRIFIES YOU'

UK Gardeners Urged To Pee In Watering Cans For 2 Surprising Benefits

(Thanks to Ed. Floden)

Posted by Dave on July 8, 2025 at 08:31 AM
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SPOILER ALERT: IT'S NEXT FRIDAY

‘Death date’ of universe revealed as scientists predict when ‘shrinking’ will start before ‘Big Crunch’ wipes us all out

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on July 8, 2025 at 08:28 AM
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YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

Rural Cheyenne Garage Invaded By Stoat With Active Anal Glands

(Thanks to pharmaross, who notes that this WBAGNFARB) 

Posted by Dave on July 8, 2025 at 08:23 AM
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July 07, 2025

CANADA: ALSO A LAND OF DISGUSTING BICYCLE SEATS

Roads awash with hundreds of bare bikers for annual Vancouver World Naked Bike Ride

(Thanks to EricY)

Posted by Dave on July 7, 2025 at 08:50 AM
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CANADA: LAND OF INNOVATION

The Moment a B.C. man built a cheese curd catapult

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on July 7, 2025 at 08:47 AM
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