June 19, 2021

GUESS THE STATE

Man arrested after driving wrong way in Burger King drive-thru

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2021 at 07:14 PM
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YOU CAN'T HAVE TOO MANY

Man suspected of stealing at least 63 golf carts

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2021 at 07:12 PM
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WHAT CHOICE DID HE HAVE?

His bagel didn’t have cream cheese, so he pulled gun on a police chief’s daughter, cops say

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2021 at 08:48 AM
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O THE HUMANITY

Air Force Says Hypersonic Missile Tests Could Kill Four Snails And 90 Clams

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2021 at 08:46 AM
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AS RECOMMENDED BY LEGAL EXPERTS

A Texas man literally asked a game warden who pulled him over for driving erratically to hold his beer.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2021 at 08:46 AM
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WORLD'S BRAVEST VETERINARIAN

Aquarium shark receives underwater surgery for prolapsed rectum

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2021 at 08:44 AM
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'APPARENTLY'

McDonald’s employee apparently quits with drive-thru ‘I hate this job' sign

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2021 at 08:42 AM
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TAKING IMPROV TO A NEW LEVEL

Viewers are raising safety concerns over a Chinese play, in which real-life wolves were seen chasing performers through the middle of a crowded theater in Xi’an.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2021 at 08:41 AM
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CANADA PLUNGES EVEN DEEPER INTO ANARCHY

A Sask. couple was caught having sex on someone else’s lawn. Then they started throwing rocks

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2021 at 08:39 AM
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SO WE CAN FIND LOST ROLLER COASTERS

Scientists are teaching drones to hunt down human screams

(Thanks to wiredog)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2021 at 08:38 AM
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THE OFFICIAL START OF SUMMER

Washington's first Asian giant hornet of the season detected in Snohomish County

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2021 at 08:36 AM
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June 18, 2021

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A HOBBY

Nebraska man makes 60 naked skydiving jumps in 24 hours

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2021 at 09:45 AM
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THEY WERE WORTH ‘N1.3 MILLION,’ WHATEVER ‘N’ IS

Court remands driver for allegedly stealing 41 toilet seats

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says “Police now have what to go on.”)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2021 at 09:43 AM
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SOMETIMES IT’S HARD TO BE A WOMAN

Weird 'living fossil' fish lives 100 years, pregnant for 5

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and dc, who says “Big deal. Keith Richards is 150, easy.”)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2021 at 09:40 AM
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THAT SHOULD DO IT

Netherlands offers free herring as Covid jab incentive

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2021 at 08:42 AM
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THE CORRECT TERM IS ‘LADY OF THE NIGHT’

A US news website wrongly substituted a rugby position in a headline to label Leicester Tigers hooker Tom Youngs a "prostitute".

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2021 at 08:40 AM
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THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

It is both good and bad.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2021 at 08:35 AM
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June 17, 2021

SO WEIRD, BECAUSE THIS USUALLY WORKS

Couple handcuffed together for 123 days in a bid to save relationship break up

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on June 17, 2021 at 02:06 PM
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DO CICADAS LIKE THE BEACH?

Apparently.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on June 17, 2021 at 02:04 PM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR...

Florida Man On Clearwater Beach Says He Had Permission To Expose Himself

In his defense, he was wearing a shirt.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 17, 2021 at 02:01 PM
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