August 18, 2022
DINNER’S HERE, DUDE
DoorDash customer says delivery came with side of marijuana
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on August 18, 2022 at 08:48 AM
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AND IN SPORTS
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on August 18, 2022 at 08:38 AM
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THE BAND WAS ‘MONSTER TRUCK’
(Thanks to Rod Nunley, who says “This didn’t happen at Woodstock.”)
Posted by Dave on August 18, 2022 at 08:32 AM
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NEVERTHELESS IT QUALIFIES FOR A FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE
‘Angry minion’ with no anus not related to humans after all, scientists conclude
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston and Ralph)
Posted by Dave on August 18, 2022 at 08:30 AM
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IT’S PATRIOTIC
Japan’s latest alcohol advice: please drink more
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on August 18, 2022 at 08:28 AM
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ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER APOCALYPSE PREDICTED BY SCIENTISTS
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
Posted by Dave on August 18, 2022 at 08:26 AM
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August 17, 2022
FOLLOW THE SCIENCE, PEOPLE
Ice Cream Is Better for You Than a Multigrain Bagel, New Study Suggests
(Thanks to MOTW)
Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 01:08 PM
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DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING
Hey Miami Herald, me again
Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:27 AM
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THIS JUST IN
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:25 AM
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HE HAD HIS REASONS
Man Ordered to Pay Ex-Girlfriend $1,150 After Urinating in Her Louis Vuitton Handbag
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:23 AM
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NOOOOOOOOO
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:20 AM
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BRATWURST QUEEN DEPOSED
We will never forget where we were when we got the news.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:18 AM
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DO NOT MESS WITH THEM, EVEN WHEN THEY ARE VERY YOUNG
Toddler Bites Snake to Death after It Sunk Its Fangs into Her Lip
Incredibly, this did not happen in Australia.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:14 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION
Male spiders maximize sperm transfer to counter female cannibalism
(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “Spider scientists come up with an excuse for premature ejaculations.”)
Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:12 AM
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THEN IT BLENDED, UNDETECTED, INTO THE MIAMI TRAFFIC
Spinning UFO Makes Appearance at Miami Air Show
(Thanks to Fabian Marson)
Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:09 AM
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August 16, 2022
COMING SOON: FROZEN URINAL POPS
Miller High Life Makes an Ice Cream Bar That Tastes Like Dive Bars
(Thanks to kenzen in Oregon)
Posted by Dave on August 16, 2022 at 03:35 PM
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THIS IS GOOD, RIGHT? RIGHT??
The 10,000th hellbender is released into Missouri river. Watch ‘snot otter’ swim away
Posted by Dave on August 16, 2022 at 02:26 PM
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HOW NOW, BRONZE COW
Cows invade beach, take over sunbathing hot spots
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on August 16, 2022 at 12:40 PM
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SIR, A LOST BANANA IS NOT AN EMERGENCY
Monkey at California zoo calls 911
(Thanks to MOTW)
Posted by Dave on August 16, 2022 at 12:35 PM
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IT LOOKS EVERY BIT AS INVITING AS IT SOUNDS
You Can Rent a Giant Potato Airbnb in Idaho
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on August 16, 2022 at 12:31 PM
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