March 23, 2023
ASTEROID-MEASUREMENT-UNIT UPDATE
Huge asteroid the size of London's Big Ben will get closer to Earth than the MOON on Saturday
(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)
Posted by Dave on March 23, 2023 at 11:04 AM
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SO YOU'RE SAYING IT HAS FEET?
Lab-grown chicken is one step closer to being sold in the US
(Thanks to Ronald Troyer, who says "No.")
Posted by Dave on March 23, 2023 at 11:02 AM
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KIND OF LIKE WHEN EXPLORERS DISCOVERED THE TOMB OF TUTANKHAMUN, EXCEPT... IT'S A CONVERSATION PIT
Homeowners discover pink 1970s ‘conversation pit’ hidden under their floors, and TikTok is obsessed
(Thanks to Robert Moats)
TikTok is easily obsessed.
Posted by Dave on March 23, 2023 at 11:00 AM
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CANADA SINKS EVER DEEPER INTO CHAOS
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on March 23, 2023 at 10:56 AM
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FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS
An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes.
For you skeptics: A website urging anyone with proof to share it has popped up at ShowMeTheToes.com.
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on March 23, 2023 at 09:38 AM
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YOU KNOW WHO’S RUNNING THE SHOW
Feral Pigs Are Casually Destroying the Country. No One Can Stop Them.
(Thanks to Robert Moats)
Posted by Dave on March 23, 2023 at 09:34 AM
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WHAT’S THAT SMELL?
I have a 55-inch butt — I use it to smuggle booze into bars
(Thanks to Michael Parry and Doug Ogg)
Posted by Dave on March 23, 2023 at 09:31 AM
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WE KNOW WHERE THIS DRIVER WAS HEADED
Suspected impaired driver crashes into impaired driver sign
(Thanks to Jane Linderman and Gregory Snow)
Posted by Dave on March 23, 2023 at 09:30 AM
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THIS IS WHAT YOUR DOG IS BARKING AT
(Thanks to many people)
Posted by Dave on March 23, 2023 at 09:28 AM
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BUT THEY HAVE TROUBLE ARTICULATING THEM
Even worms make complex decisions
(Thanks to EricY, who says “FedEx them overnight to Washington.”)
Posted by Dave on March 23, 2023 at 09:22 AM
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WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS
Video shows couch fly through the San Francisco sky
(Thanks to Al Barkafski and vee, who says “Auntie Em! Auntie Em!”)
Posted by Dave on March 23, 2023 at 09:20 AM
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WE’RE GONNA NEED MORE CHEESE
Overturned truck spills 10,000 wine bottles onto California highway
(Thanks to Rick Day)
Posted by Dave on March 23, 2023 at 09:18 AM
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March 22, 2023
WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHRED THE BILL OF RIGHTS
California bill would ban the sale of Skittles
(Thanks to vee)
Posted by Dave on March 22, 2023 at 10:01 AM
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SEND THIS SMELL TO WASHINGTON
Disgusting sewer smell drives Senate to abandon debates
(Thanks to Ralph)
You probably can't read the article. But you don't need to read the article.
Posted by Dave on March 22, 2023 at 09:59 AM
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NEVER, EVER, RELAX IN A HOT TUB
Mountain lion attacks man from behind while he and his wife relaxed in hot tub
(Thanks to Robert Moats)
Posted by Dave on March 22, 2023 at 08:49 AM
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WE CAN NOW RETIRE THE NOBEL PRIZE
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on March 22, 2023 at 08:45 AM
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NIGHTY-NIGHT!
Horror as monster snake discovered in bed
(Thanks to Ubetcha and John Lobert, who says “I was gobsmacked when I saw that this happened in Australia.”)
Posted by Dave on March 22, 2023 at 08:43 AM
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THIS IS ASSUMING THEY CAN SOLVE THE GIANT SELF-CLONING GOLDFISH PROBLEM
Edmonton is where you want to be when the zombie apocalypse comes, study finds
(Thanks to B&C)
Posted by Dave on March 22, 2023 at 08:37 AM
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ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK
Men tunnel out of Virginia jail cell, then are found at IHOP
The first place you look is Waffle House.
(Thanks to Dennis Walter and Robert Moats)
Posted by Dave on March 22, 2023 at 08:32 AM
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GUESS WHERE THE BRIGALOW BELT IS*
'Rare and giant' trapdoor spider species, Euoplos dignitas, discovered in Brigalow Belt
(Thanks to Christopher Shelley, The Fourth George and Robert Moats)
*Right below the Brigalow Suspenders.
Posted by Dave on March 22, 2023 at 08:28 AM
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