September 26, 2020

TO BOLDLY GO

NASA's new $23 million space toilet is ready for launch

$19 million of that was for toilet paper.

Posted by Dave on September 26, 2020 at 09:14 AM
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DUDE, THE HUMANITY

Largest California wildfire threatens marijuana growing area

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 26, 2020 at 09:10 AM
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September 25, 2020

A FLORIDA LICENSE

...is en route via drone.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2020 at 04:50 PM
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LAWMAKERS IN ACTION

A legislator in Argentina’s lower house of congress has been forced to resign after he was seen kissing his girlfriend’s bare breasts during an online congressional debate.

(Thanks to Jim Perth, Jay Brandes and pharmaross)

Japanese politician caught watching crocodile video in parliament meeting finally explains himself

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2020 at 04:42 PM
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WHEREAS THE BACK LAWN IS TOTALLY LEGAL

Two drunk women, one naked, charged for fighting on front lawn

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2020 at 04:40 PM
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MIRACLE MOOSE

He runs on water.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

We're guessing it's fake. But it's amusing.

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2020 at 04:13 PM
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TURN OFF THOSE CEILING FANS

Ring’s latest security camera is a drone that flies around inside your house

(Thanks to John Lobert, who asks "What could possibly go wrong?")

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2020 at 04:10 PM
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FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

Costco Is Already Selling An Advent Calendar Full Of Beer

(Thanks to klezmerphan)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2020 at 10:47 AM
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APPARENTLY THEY DON'T READ THE WARNING LABELS

Vaping while pregnant found to have potential impact on prenatal brain development in zebrafish

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2020 at 10:33 AM
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THIS BLOG HAS STOPPED WEARING THEM

Will Working From Home Kill the Bra Forever?

(Thanks to Steve K., who notes "sagging sales figures")

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2020 at 10:29 AM
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GUESS THE CONTINENT

Woman finds venomous snake in her glove compartment

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Related: Snake Visits Beauty Store in Kentucky

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2020 at 10:18 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR, PLEASE DRIVE ON

Man driving stolen construction machinery in Keys tells deputies, ‘I like it’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2020 at 10:16 AM
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September 24, 2020

WHOA

Pregnant woman jumps into water, saves husband from shark attack near Florida

(Thanks to Jeffrey Meyerson, who says -- and he is not referring to sharks -- "Do not mess with them.")

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 03:26 PM
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AND IN HOCKEY

Neighbor calls police on Lightning fans screaming ‘shoot’

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 03:24 PM
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WELL DUH

RCMP investigating man reportedly hiking nude on Summerland’s Full Frontal trail

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 03:23 PM
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MARTHA STEWART UPDATE

Dude.

(Thanks to wiredog)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 03:22 PM
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AUTHORITIES WERE TOLD THE ROOM CONTAINED 'SENSITIVE SUPPLIES'

Three Metro-North Railroad employees were suspended after Metropolitan Transportation Authority investigators discovered they'd created a “man cave,” complete with a flat-screen television and a beer-stocked refrigerator, in a storage room beneath Grand Central Terminal.

(Thanks to John Lobert and Mike)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 11:23 AM
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'AN APOLOGY WAS LATER DAUBED ON THE WALL IN BROWN PEN'

Environmental enforcement speak to Brighton diarrhoea suspect

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

At least they're assuming it was brown pen.

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 11:19 AM
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THEY SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Florida man suing McDonald's, claims he was injured by Chicken McNugget

(Thanks to John Lobert and Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 11:16 AM
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IT WAS ON THE TONIGHT SHOW

Illinois man keeps sandwich Richard Nixon half-ate 60 years ago

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 11:14 AM
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