August 11, 2022

THAT'S REALLY.... SOMETHING

Man who changed his name to 'Fire Exit' declares 'there's nobody more famous than me'

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 01:46 PM
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SEEMS LEGIT

A 'time traveller' from 2090 has claimed the "worst hurricane in history" is set to rip through the coast in the coming days.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 01:40 PM
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‘OFFICERS NOTICED A LARGE BEAR BREATHING’

Rochdale car thief tried to hide from police inside teddy bear

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:24 AM
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE

Wausau police capture turkey breaking and entering

(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsen)

Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:21 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

A flatbed truck spilled at least seven portable toilets early Tuesday morning on I-94 in Wisconsin.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:18 AM
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STATE OF ROMANCE

Florida officials ask local perverts to stop interrupting horny manatees

(Thanks to Asher Schreiner)

Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:16 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Archaeologists Find Evidence That The Maya Turned Their Rulers’ Remains Into Rubber Balls For The Game Of Pelota

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:13 AM
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IRONY ALERT

Rodent infestation closes Disneyland shop

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:11 AM
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CSI: HOLLSOPPLE

Hollsopple woman used pages from "spell book" to set car on fire

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:09 AM
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OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A LOVELY SERVICE

Casket gets knocked over at Bay Area funeral where massive family fight breaks out

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:07 AM
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WE’RE GONNA NEED MORE KETCHUP

Woolly mammoths are making a comeback. Should we eat them?

(Thanks to Fabian Matson)

Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:04 AM
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August 10, 2022

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

These researchers watched dead fish rot for 70 days—for science

(Thanks to Frank)

Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 05:42 PM
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AND IN FINANCE

You don’t want to know.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 05:41 PM
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WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE KLEENEX

Sneeze by Sneeze, Sponges Fill the Seas With Their Mucus

(Thanks to Steve K., who says "I saw the Sneezing Sponges open for Snot.")

Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 04:17 PM
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O, THE HU.... WAIT, BUD LIGHT? NEVER MIND

Massive Bud Light spill on interstate in Louisville

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and Emily, Leslie and w)

Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 04:13 PM
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AVOID METALLICA

How to calm your dog in the car with music: Play some reggae or soft rock hits

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 11:12 AM
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UH-OH

China gives green light to self-driving cars

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 11:10 AM
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THIS ONCE HAPPENED TO BABE RUTH

The Pittsburgh infielder lost his phone during a slide into third base and the Pirates lost to the Arizona Diamondbacks 6-4 on Tuesday night.

(Thanks to pharmaross) 

Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 08:10 AM
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HE REQUESTED MEDIUM RARE

A Florida Woman is facing a domestic assault charge for allegedly throwing a raw steak at her partner during a confrontation Sunday night in their residence.

(Thanks to pharmaross, Rod Nunley and Barry Nester, who says “Those things shouldn’t be in civilian hands.  They should be in my stomach.”)

Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 08:00 AM
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NEVER FORGET

Twitter Remembers 18th Anniversary of Dave Matthews Band Dumping 800 Pounds of Poop on Passenger Cruise

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 07:57 AM
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