February 27, 2022
‘NO ONE TURNED UP FOR LAST WEEK’S PLANNING MEETING’
Volunteers wanted for Muff Festival
(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “I’m all in.”)
Posted by Dave on February 27, 2022 at 03:49 PM
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WHEN IT GETS TO THE BORDER IT HAS TO WALK
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on February 27, 2022 at 03:46 PM
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NOOOO
How the Russian invasion of Ukraine could increase the cost of your beer
(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “This is getting serious.”)
Posted by Dave on February 27, 2022 at 08:17 AM
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IF YOU SQUINT YOU CAN ALSO SEE ITS FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE
The world’s largest bacterium discovered – and you can see it with your own eyes
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on February 27, 2022 at 08:12 AM
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TO ‘BAT OUT OF HELL’
Woman thrown out of theatre by eight bouncers for singing and tapping along
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on February 27, 2022 at 08:09 AM
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February 26, 2022
HIS DOG IS ‘A TRAINED IGUANA RETRIEVER’
Iguana Hunter Kills Giant Invasive Lizards in Florida
(Thanks to Charles Cates, who says “Seriously, do parents let there children roam in the wild there?”)
(To which this blog responds: The wild here is a lot safer than the roads.)
Posted by Dave on February 26, 2022 at 08:53 AM
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A CALM AND RATIONAL RESPONSE
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on February 26, 2022 at 08:49 AM
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SIT TALL, AMERICA
U.S. ranks No. 2 in toilet paper usage
“Coming in behind China.”
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on February 26, 2022 at 08:45 AM
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CSI: HENRY COUNTY
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on February 26, 2022 at 08:42 AM
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February 25, 2022
A SKILL THAT WILL TAKE HIM FAR
Canadian teen solves 211 Rubik's cubes while on a pogo stick
(Thanks to B'game)
Posted by Dave on February 25, 2022 at 03:14 PM
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THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN
Hank the Tank turns out to be 3 bears
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on February 25, 2022 at 03:13 PM
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WE SAW SPADE-WIELDING WOMAN OPEN FOR THE BANGLES
Moment five monkeys mob a tourist for food before they are chased off by a spade-wielding woman
(Thanks to Alfredo Ortiz Jr.)
Posted by Dave on February 25, 2022 at 03:08 PM
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WE THINK HE'D HAVE BEEN AMUSED
Weber Grills Issues Apology for Sending Out Meatloaf Recipe So Close to Meat Loaf’s Death
(Thanks to B'game)
Posted by Dave on February 25, 2022 at 11:15 AM
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LOOKING FOR A CAREER CHANGE?
Company offers more than $6,000 to smell dog poop for two months
(Thanks to B'game, Ralph, MOTW and pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on February 25, 2022 at 11:12 AM
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TGIF
Two Supermassive Black Holes on Track to Collide Will Warp Space and Time
(Thanks to Steve K. who says "Time to buy plywood.")
Posted by Dave on February 25, 2022 at 11:02 AM
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IT WAS ETC. AFTER PRODUCING ETC.
Crocodile jumps from zoo van and chaos breaks out in Florida traffic
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on February 25, 2022 at 11:01 AM
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WE DESPERATELY NEED THESE OFFICERS IN MIAMI
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on February 25, 2022 at 10:59 AM
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HE WAS RELEASED AFTER THE HORSE PRODUCED VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
‘Reckless’ Amish buggy driver arrested for DUI tells cops he ‘had a couple beers’
(Thanks to Geoff Scott and pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on February 25, 2022 at 10:58 AM
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THEY COULD AT LEAST RING THE BELL
Georgia woman finds herd of dairy cows mooing at her door
(Thanks to Static Joeage)
Posted by Dave on February 25, 2022 at 09:35 AM
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February 24, 2022
GRACELAND?
Mysterious Repeating Fast Radio Burst Traced to Very Unexpected Location
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
Posted by Dave on February 24, 2022 at 09:23 AM
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