October 12, 2024
'HE ATE A *LOT*'
Vet in shock after dog poops out entire bag of rainbow Orbeez
(Thanks to Rick Day)
Posted by Dave on October 12, 2024 at 11:06 AM
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CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR
Woman pleads guilty to trying to smuggle 29 turtles across a Vermont lake into Canada by kayak
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on October 12, 2024 at 11:04 AM
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THESE ROBOT VACUUMS TODAY
Hacked U.S. robot vacuums are yelling racial slurs, chasing pets
(Thanks to B&C)
Posted by Dave on October 12, 2024 at 11:02 AM
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COMPELLING
Pizza Hut Will Deliver Your Resume Printed on a Pizza Box to Prospective Employers
(Thanks to Jim Perth)
Posted by Dave on October 12, 2024 at 10:58 AM
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WHICH IS GOOD, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE IT POOPS
(Thanks to Ron Wylie)
Posted by Dave on October 12, 2024 at 10:56 AM
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WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE SO-CALLED 'BILL OF RIGHTS'
San Diego fines massage parlor after "loud sexual moaning" disrupts Bible study sessions
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
Posted by Dave on October 12, 2024 at 10:53 AM
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'HEADSPIN HOLE'
Man develops scalp tumor after decades of breakdancing
(Thanks to B&C, Mezrap, Ron Wylie and Alan West)
Posted by Dave on October 12, 2024 at 09:01 AM
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October 11, 2024
CATEGORY WHOA
BBC Weather app forecasts 15,759mph winds in UK
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on October 11, 2024 at 01:35 PM
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THE COMMENTS
We know.
Posted by Dave on October 11, 2024 at 01:34 PM
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SURE IT COULD
A flying shopping cart could make your future grocery runs that much easier
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on October 11, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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IT ALMOST WORKED
(Thanks to Doug Ogg and Ralph)
Posted by Dave on October 11, 2024 at 11:36 AM
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OUR DARKEST HOUR
The history of The Great Squirrel Stampede
(Thanks to Ranger Denny, who says "I've recently relocated from central Illinois to Carmel, Indiana — home to a bazillion roundabouts — and where every September the locals celebrate The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822. Road trip?")
Posted by Dave on October 11, 2024 at 11:34 AM
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WITHOUT EXPERTS, WE WOULD BE LOST
A Butt Expert Reveals The Single Biggest Mistake You're Making Down There After You Poop
(Thanks to Ron Wylie)
Posted by Dave on October 11, 2024 at 09:24 AM
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ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK
Mystery lemur found wandering loose in Houston park
(Thanks to John Lobert, who saw them open for the Cowsills)
Posted by Dave on October 11, 2024 at 09:21 AM
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APPARENTLY KEITH SNEEZED THERE
Oldest living microbes found in 2-billion-year-old rock
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on October 11, 2024 at 09:18 AM
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October 10, 2024
THIS IS WHAT GENE WEINGARTEN CALLS AN 'APTONYM'
Funeral home of the week so far.
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on October 10, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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A GRATEFUL WORLD REJOICES
The largest arthropod to ever live finally has a head
(Thanks to John Hayden and Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on October 10, 2024 at 11:13 AM
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BOLO
Koala leads police on chase through Sydney train station
(Thanks to John Lobert, who believes the headline should be "Brave Police Chase Only Creature in Australia That Will Not Kill You.”)
Posted by Dave on October 10, 2024 at 11:12 AM
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WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS
...instead, we have this.
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
Posted by Dave on October 10, 2024 at 09:04 AM
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YET ANOTHER REASON NOT TO HAVE SEX WITH A SLOTH
Brain-swelling ‘sloth’ fever could be caught via SEX
(Thanks to Annette)
Posted by Dave on October 10, 2024 at 09:02 AM
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