May 17, 2022
YOU KNOW WHO'S GIVING THE ORDERS
Hawaii is waging war on 'aggressive' feral chickens. The chickens are winning.
(Thanks to Barry Nester, Le Petomane and Rich Alpin)
Posted by Dave on May 17, 2022 at 09:19 AM
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NEW JERSEY POLICE CHIEF OF THE WEEK SO FAR
“You’re sleeping in the middle of the road… your pants are down.”
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
Posted by Dave on May 17, 2022 at 09:14 AM
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THEY'RE ALSO A STRONG OPENING ACT
'Voracious' Jumping Worms Can Leap 1 Foot In The Air, Destroy Soil
(Thanks to Rich Klinzman)
Posted by Dave on May 17, 2022 at 09:12 AM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT
Man Invents The ‘Burrito Bumper’ That Collects All The Dropped Food And Places It Into A New Burrito
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on May 17, 2022 at 09:09 AM
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AT LEAST IT WAS DEAD
Horrified dad finds dead frog hanging out of McDonald's burger
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on May 17, 2022 at 09:07 AM
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May 16, 2022
WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE BACON
35,000 pounds of eggs spill on Dallas freeway
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 12:45 PM
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DRAMA CLUB NEWS
Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Drama Club News.
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 12:20 PM
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FOR AN EXTRA $250 THE SALESPERSON WILL SPIT ON YOU
Luxury Brand Sells $1,850 “Fully-Destroyed” Sneakers
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 09:49 AM
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WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT STUDIES?
Women really do fancy men more if they’re richer, study confirms
(Thanks to Frank)
Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 09:47 AM
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SACRILEGE
(Thanks to Barry Nester and Doug Ogg)
Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 09:46 AM
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JUST FRIES FOR US, THANKS
Child porn investigation reveals Arby’s worker peeing in milkshakes, Washington cops say
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 09:44 AM
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MAKES SENSE, SINCE FLORIDIANS DRIVE ON GOLF COURSES
Florida man caught golfing on side of I-75
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 09:36 AM
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THAT SHOULD DO IT
Two-seater plane spells 'make beer not war' using its flightpath in skies over Poland
(Thanks to Roberto)
Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 09:32 AM
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May 15, 2022
OK, WE HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS
Engineer who designed Sask. bridge that collapsed hours after opening facing disciplinary hearing
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 15, 2022 at 03:22 PM
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DEFINITELY NOT A GUY IN A GORILLA SUIT
Two hikers claim they've spotted scary Bigfoot creature while walking in woods
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on May 15, 2022 at 02:56 PM
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JUST A BEER FOR US, THANKS
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 15, 2022 at 02:48 PM
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WHAT’S THAT SMELL?
Full manure spreader overturns in Schuykill County
Full. Why did it have to be full?
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 15, 2022 at 02:40 PM
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*THE* PLACE TO BE
One Phuket Sustainability Fair and Lean On Me Live Fest 2
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 15, 2022 at 02:07 PM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
9:14 a.m. Someone reported hearing a dog bark, then gunshots, and then no more barking.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 15, 2022 at 02:05 PM
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SO HOW WAS SCHOOL?
Snake bites testicles of level 300 student in Assin Fosu College
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 15, 2022 at 02:00 PM
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