July 19, 2019

THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS

Cadillac Parked On Brooklyn Street For 25 Years Finally Towed

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2019 at 11:04 AM
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HEY, IT'S HOT DOWN HERE

Florida man wearing nothing but bra burglarized several cars

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2019 at 10:57 AM
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IF THEY'RE OFFERING BUD LIGHT, THIS WOULD RESULT IN INTERGALACTIC WAR

Bud Light is offering free beer to any alien that makes it out of Area 51

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2019 at 10:54 AM
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IT WAS INEVITABLE

Five guys arrested at Five Guys restaurant in Stuart

(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert, Ranald Adams, Jeff Meyerson, pharmaross and Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2019 at 10:48 AM
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HOWEVER WOKE YOU ARE, BERKELEY IS WOKER

The city voted Tuesday night to replace gendered terms in its municipal codes, like "manhole" and "manpower," with gender-neutral ones like "maintenance hole" and "human effort."

(Thanks to Matt Filar and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2019 at 10:39 AM
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TENSION MOUNTS IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

11:30 p.m. Someone called 911 to rave about the 1991 movie “Sleeping with the Enemy.”

(Thanks to Fabian Marson, Le Petomane and Roberto)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2019 at 10:38 AM
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LONG, LONG AGO....

Just wanted to pass this along to fellow travelers on the geezer bus, just in case this weekend sparks a moment of nostalgia for any others among us.
 

This is a recording of the entire Apollo 11 mission in real time.  Of course July 20 is the day that Neil and Buzz walked on moon.  During the transit phase from the Earth to the moon there hasn't been so much to listen to, though this Saturday should be quite interesting, and especially for those of us who were huddled around the family t.v. 50 years ago tomorrow.  Here's the link:

https://apolloinrealtime.org/11/mobile/  

Incidentally, here's the #1 song on the charts in the U.S. at the time: In the Year 2525.
 
-- Jim Kenaston

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2019 at 10:28 AM
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July 18, 2019

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS THE STATE

Strip club patron can’t decide between wanting to fight and passing out after drinking 33 beers

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2019 at 11:35 AM
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COINCIDENTALLY, THE REMARKABLY LOUD SNAPS USED TO OPEN FOR THE MOUTH-FIGHTING SPONGE-DWELLING WORMS

Remarkably loud snaps during mouth-fighting by a sponge-dwelling worm

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2019 at 11:34 AM
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ADVISORY

Big Penis supplement contains hidden ingredient, FDA warns

(Thanks to Kevin Smith and Peter [Har!] Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2019 at 11:24 AM
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IF THAT DOESN'T CHANGE HIS MIND, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL

A 30-year-old Illinois woman repeatedly grabbed her 43-year-old boyfriend’s genitals and stabbed him in the scrotum with a knife because she didn’t want him to leave her, police said.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2019 at 11:21 AM
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DATELINE NEBRASKA

Public art Spider-Man hands confused for devil horns, called anti-Christian

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2019 at 11:18 AM
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PROBABLY SO THEY CAN CHARGE MORE FOR THOSE SEATS

Airline helpfully tweets advice on where on a plane you are least likely to die in a crash

(Thanks to Zann B and John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2019 at 11:15 AM
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COULD BE ANOTHER SQUIRREL TRICK

Pop-Up Bar Hidden In A National Forest Offering Free Beer

(Thanks to Todd Thomas, who says "There are going to be many folks trying to sober up wondering why they're lost in the middle of a forest.")

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2019 at 11:13 AM
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AUSTRALIA, OF COURSE

These Horny Toads Hopped A Ride On a Snake To Avoid A Storm

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2019 at 11:10 AM
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IF YOU HAVE EYEBALLS...

...do NOT click here.

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and Zann B)

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2019 at 11:04 AM
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OUR INTERNATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER

Police apprehend penguins who keep sneaking into sushi restaurant

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2019 at 11:02 AM
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NOW ALL THE CHILDREN WILL WANT THIS

New Jersey Devils Mascot Runs Through Window At Kid's Birthday Party

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2019 at 11:00 AM
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OR DRIVE THEM INSANE

City hopes ‘Baby Shark’ song will drive homeless away

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, Ralph, man tom, pharmaross, Allen at Division and Andrew Mendez, who says "If this doesn't work they will employ the nuclear option: Manilow.")

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2019 at 10:45 AM
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SMILE!

A Texas mother was stunned when she looked through her family’s vacation photos — and found a woman flashing her breasts behind them.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2019 at 10:44 AM
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