August 19, 2022

A REMINDER TO COMMENTERS

We love you. But please don't post political comments here. You have the whole rest of the Internet for that.

Update in response to comments: Needless to say we make exceptions for certain causes.

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2022 at 09:41 AM
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DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING

Hello sir/mam,
I have visited your site. I like your site.

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2022 at 08:23 AM
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AUSTRALIAAAAAA

Kangaroo attacks leave coast town residents scared to leave home

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2022 at 08:22 AM
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SURF’S UP!

Florida sheriff's deputies find 70 pounds of suspected cocaine marked '100%' floating in ocean

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2022 at 08:19 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Team New Brunswick's gnome arrives at the Canada Games

(Thanks to EricY)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2022 at 08:17 AM
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IMAGINE WHAT ‘COPACABANA’ WOULD DO

Old laptop hard drives will allegedly crash when exposed to Janet Jackson music

(Thanks to Zen Dude)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2022 at 08:15 AM
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REMINDS US OF OURSELVES AT 20

In Surreal Story, 20-Year-Old Student Acquires 6% Of Bed Bath & Beyond, Makes $110 Million In 3 Weeks

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2022 at 08:13 AM
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SECURE YOUR WOOLENS, PEOPLE

One of the world's largest moths detected for the first time in U.S., officials say

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2022 at 08:10 AM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

8:46 a.m. Someone called law enforcement and said “Congress owes me $4 million, you know what to do,” before hanging up.  

Also: Grapefruit-sized puddles of blood!

(Thanks to Mary Smith and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2022 at 08:06 AM
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‘EXPERT’ APPARENTLY HAS NEVER MET ANY ACTUAL HUMANS

Expert warns never to spend longer than five minutes on the loo

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2022 at 08:03 AM
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August 18, 2022

SENIOR GUYS IN ACTION

Self-Taught Senior Builds Jet Engine Go Kart and Takes It for a Wild Ride

(Thanks to Jessie Wilson)

Posted by Dave on August 18, 2022 at 02:40 PM
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DINNER’S HERE, DUDE

DoorDash customer says delivery came with side of marijuana

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 18, 2022 at 08:48 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

The USA Mullet Championships

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 18, 2022 at 08:38 AM
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THE BAND WAS ‘MONSTER TRUCK’

Balding rock fan 'beat ANOTHER bald concertgoer senseless after complaining that the glare from his head was spoiling his view of the band'

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, who says “This didn’t happen at Woodstock.”)

Posted by Dave on August 18, 2022 at 08:32 AM
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NEVERTHELESS IT QUALIFIES FOR A FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE

‘Angry minion’ with no anus not related to humans after all, scientists conclude

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 18, 2022 at 08:30 AM
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IT’S PATRIOTIC

Japan’s latest alcohol advice: please drink more

(Thanks to Ralph and Evil Mr. M)

Posted by Dave on August 18, 2022 at 08:28 AM
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ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER APOCALYPSE PREDICTED BY SCIENTISTS

There's a one-in-six chance of a massive world-altering volcanic eruption this century and humanity is NOT prepared for it, scientists warn

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on August 18, 2022 at 08:26 AM
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August 17, 2022

FOLLOW THE SCIENCE, PEOPLE

Ice Cream Is Better for You Than a Multigrain Bagel, New Study Suggests

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 01:08 PM
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DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING

Hey Miami Herald, me again

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:27 AM
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THIS JUST IN

Organisers at a peanut festival felt they had no choice but to rethink their mascot’s costume after complaints rolled in likening the original design to a penis.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:25 AM
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