July 04, 2022
'IT WAS LIKE AN EYEBALL-LOOKING UFO'
UFO over Iowa can't be explained, officials investigating
(Thanks to Frank)
Posted by Dave on July 4, 2022 at 11:49 AM
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WHAT’S THAT SMELL?
South African Gin Is Made With Elephant Waste
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on July 4, 2022 at 11:47 AM
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A FLORIDA ETC.
Car lands on top of caravans after Glossop collision
Derbyshire Fire and Rescue Service said no-one was injured in the collision, which happened due to a "parking mishap".
"Mishap."
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
Posted by Dave on July 4, 2022 at 11:46 AM
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TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAAAAAAAAAAAAME
Minor league manager sings classic tune to thousands while getting a prostate exam
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
Posted by Dave on July 4, 2022 at 11:39 AM
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SOME THINGS ARE TOO TASTELESS EVEN FOR THIS BLOG
And this is one of them.
(Thanks to pharmaross, Unholy Slacker and Chuck Cody)
Posted by Dave on July 4, 2022 at 11:31 AM
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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on July 4, 2022 at 11:30 AM
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July 03, 2022
SORRY, BUT THERE WON'T BE MUCH BLOGGING TODAY
Posted by Dave on July 3, 2022 at 11:19 AM
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FORTUNATELY THEY ALL POSSESS VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
More than 10 million bees released when semi-truck crashes on Utah highway
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Posted by Dave on July 3, 2022 at 11:12 AM
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July 02, 2022
'MONSTER GALILEO'
New Baby's Name Is So Bad That Nurse Calls Child Services
Another Baby Name Mentioned: "Latrine."
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on July 2, 2022 at 10:51 AM
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HARD TO ARGUE
Putin: Western leaders would look 'disgusting' topless
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on July 2, 2022 at 10:47 AM
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DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME
Frisky orangutan grabs woman’s breasts, lays on sloppy kiss at zoo
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on July 2, 2022 at 10:41 AM
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WE SEE A LAWSUIT COMING
Grape-Doling Tourists Gave Endangered Iguanas High Blood Sugar
(Thanks to Ralph)
Announcer: Are you Northern Bahamian Rock Iguana with high blood sugar? Have you ever consumed grapes doled out by tourists? If so, call the number on your screen now.
Posted by Dave on July 2, 2022 at 07:46 AM
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July 01, 2022
THE 'CHALLENGE' IS, BASICALLY, 'DIG A HOLE'
TikTok challenge blamed for deep holes left on Florida beaches
(Thanks to Alan Dean)
Posted by Dave on July 1, 2022 at 03:56 PM
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BUT YOU KNOW WHO THE PARROT WAS WORKING FOR
Louisiana kangaroo was released from enclosure by a parrot
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on July 1, 2022 at 03:52 PM
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JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THINGS COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE
There's a shortage of crab sperm.
(Thanks to Rich Alpin)
Posted by Dave on July 1, 2022 at 12:03 PM
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DEPARTMENT OF THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPEN TO YOU
Delta Air Lines offered passengers $10,000 each to get off an oversold flight
(Thanks to EricY)
Posted by Dave on July 1, 2022 at 11:59 AM
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THE WORST PART IS, THEY CAN LEGALLY DRIVE DOWN HERE
Another giant African snail sighting forces Florida county into quarantine
(Thanks to many people)
Posted by Dave on July 1, 2022 at 11:57 AM
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AND IN SPORTS
Plan to replace Wimbledon ball boys with dogs fails for very adorable reason
(Thanks to Annette)
We personally would watch a LOT more tennis if the players had to battle dogs to get the balls back.
Posted by Dave on July 1, 2022 at 11:51 AM
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A GIANT LEAP FOR VEGETARIANISM
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "Hard pass.")
Posted by Dave on July 1, 2022 at 11:50 AM
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HE WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.
Missing homing pigeon Bob found 4,000 miles away in Alabama
(Thanks to Steve Bradford and wiredog)
Posted by Dave on July 1, 2022 at 11:46 AM
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