August 13, 2022

IT HAS HAPPENED TO EVERYONE

Man's Penis Held Ransom For £700 By Hackers Who Accessed His Digital Chastity Belt

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

Posted by Dave on August 13, 2022 at 08:51 AM
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GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER; THIS IS ABOUT WILDLIFE

How to keep your beaver wet when things are getting a bit too hot

(Thanks to James Flynn)

Posted by Dave on August 13, 2022 at 08:48 AM
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SEND THIS BEE TO WASHINGTON

Doug Ford swallows bee while responding to question about healthcare

(Thanks to Roberto and B&C, who says “Who says Canada is boring?”)

Posted by Dave on August 13, 2022 at 08:45 AM
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YOU CAN’T TRUST ANYBODY

Anonymous poop gifting site hacked, customers exposed

(Thanks to Sean T)

Posted by Dave on August 13, 2022 at 08:43 AM
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WHAT POOL, OFFICERS?

Illegal pool with 60 tons of water discovered on rooftop in New York City

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on August 13, 2022 at 08:36 AM
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August 12, 2022

PRO TIP FOR SCAMMERS:

If you're pretending to be a government agency, you should consider trying to get the agency's name right.

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Posted by Dave on August 12, 2022 at 02:12 PM
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MAYBE IT HAS A DIPLOMATIC POUCH

Kangaroo caught red-handed trying to break into Australia's Russian embassy

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 12, 2022 at 12:26 PM
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THESE KIDS TODAY...

...give this blog reason to hope.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 12, 2022 at 12:24 PM
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IT NEVER GETS OLD

NASA Has Plans to Probe Uranus

(Thanks to Annette and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 12, 2022 at 12:20 PM
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THIS IS NOT GOOD

In Australia, Sharks Can Walk

Posted by Dave on August 12, 2022 at 08:29 AM
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DUDE, TRY THIS HONEY

Bear high on 'mad honey' rescued in Turkey

(Thanks to Ralph, Dave Vander Ark and Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on August 12, 2022 at 08:27 AM
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TO BE FAIR, HE WAS WEARING SOCKS

New Yorkers barely flinch as a naked man strolls through subway station

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 12, 2022 at 08:18 AM
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DO *NOT* LET THAT THING DEFROST

500-year-old 'goatelope' mummy found in melting European glacier

(Thanks to Klezmerphan, who says “it was clutching a photo of Mick Jagger.”)

Posted by Dave on August 12, 2022 at 08:15 AM
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August 11, 2022

THAT'S REALLY.... SOMETHING

Man who changed his name to 'Fire Exit' declares 'there's nobody more famous than me'

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 01:46 PM
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SEEMS LEGIT

A 'time traveller' from 2090 has claimed the "worst hurricane in history" is set to rip through the coast in the coming days.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 01:40 PM
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‘OFFICERS NOTICED A LARGE BEAR BREATHING’

Rochdale car thief tried to hide from police inside teddy bear

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:24 AM
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE

Wausau police capture turkey breaking and entering

(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsen)

Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:21 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

A flatbed truck spilled at least seven portable toilets early Tuesday morning on I-94 in Wisconsin.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:18 AM
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STATE OF ROMANCE

Florida officials ask local perverts to stop interrupting horny manatees

(Thanks to Asher Schreiner)

Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:16 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Archaeologists Find Evidence That The Maya Turned Their Rulers’ Remains Into Rubber Balls For The Game Of Pelota

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:13 AM
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