March 22, 2025

THANK GOD FOR STUDIES

Study Reveals Athletes Perform Better Post-Poop

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on March 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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WE DON'T WANT ANY DETAILS

Police recover four Tiffany earrings two weeks after Texas man swallowed them during arrest

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on March 22, 2025 at 09:50 AM
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WE'RE TELLING THEM IT'S VIAGRA

Pigeons to be tricked into taking contraceptive pill

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 22, 2025 at 09:44 AM
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DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING

Dear Team,

Posted by Dave on March 22, 2025 at 09:42 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Bowlers cheer India's saliva ban lift for shining cricket balls

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

Posted by Dave on March 22, 2025 at 09:41 AM
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COLLEGE SPORTS UPDATE

Unfortunately, etc.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on March 22, 2025 at 09:35 AM
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MAYBE HE WANTED DIFFERENT BILLS

Hyderabad Man Allegedly Urinates on ATM After Withdrawing Cash

(Thanks to Ubnholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on March 22, 2025 at 09:31 AM
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BRILLIANT

Police Search For Man Who Painted His Dog Like A Tiger To Scare Away Bank Loan Recovery Teams In Kasoa

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on March 22, 2025 at 09:27 AM
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GUESS THE CONTINENT

...the frightening dream became a reality last Friday night after she reached under her sheets and felt a snake’s tail near her leg.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on March 22, 2025 at 09:25 AM
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March 21, 2025

TODAY'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL NEWS

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you Today's College Football News.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on March 21, 2025 at 08:34 AM
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OR NOT

See farmers provide acupuncture treatment to their cows in France

(Thanks to Ron T)

Posted by Dave on March 21, 2025 at 08:32 AM
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NEARLY A TWO-DAY SUPPLY FOR MIAMI

Over half a billion dollars worth of cocaine offloaded in Fort Lauderdale by Coast Guard

(Thanks to pharmaross and Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on March 21, 2025 at 08:28 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR...

Louisiana Man Claims It Was "Not A Crime To Throw Food On His Wife"

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on March 21, 2025 at 08:22 AM
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WERE THERE ANY PENGUINS IN THE AREA?

FAA: Ice chunk that crashed through Florida roof was not from plane

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "I blame global climate change.")

Posted by Dave on March 21, 2025 at 08:19 AM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Scientists invent 3D-printed penis implant to restore erections — and it works in rabbits and pigs

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on March 21, 2025 at 08:15 AM
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March 20, 2025

AND THEY LOOK AS APPETIZING AS THEY SOUND

Marco Island man turns iguana eggs into breakfast

(Thanks to pharmaross and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 20, 2025 at 09:28 AM
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NO SENSE WASTING IT

A Tampa man accused of stealing an ambulance on Saturday “finished drinking a beer in full view of Troopers” before he was arrested, according to the Florida Highway Patrol.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on March 20, 2025 at 09:15 AM
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GEESE ARE ALWAYS IN DISTRESS

Police: Reported swimmers in distress 'turned out to be geese'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on March 20, 2025 at 09:14 AM
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POLICE ETC.

Jury convicts man who stole $6M golden toilet from English palace

(Thanks to many people)

Posted by Dave on March 20, 2025 at 09:12 AM
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YOU'RE TELLING US

HUMAN INTELLIGENCE SHARPLY DECLINING

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 20, 2025 at 09:03 AM
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