July 03, 2023

AND IT WAS NOT DEAD

Grandad finds snake in bag of broccoli he bought in Aldi

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on July 3, 2023 at 02:06 PM
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FORGET SPACECRAFT; WHAT ABOUT FLYING CARS?

Aliens are helping Western governments develop spacecraft, expert claims

(Thanks to Barry Nester, who says "He's an expert, so he must know.")

Posted by Dave on July 3, 2023 at 11:56 AM
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THANKS TO EVERYBODY

...for the Happy Birthday wishes. I can honestly say this is the best birthday I've had in, like, a year. 

Image 7-3-23 at 11.55 AM

Posted by Dave on July 3, 2023 at 11:05 AM
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NOBODY EVER SAID THIS ABOUT 'COPACABANA'

"For some bizarre reason, women seem to feel compelled to take their shirts off when we play it..."

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

Posted by Dave on July 3, 2023 at 09:31 AM
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YOU MAY NOW KISS THE... WATCH OUT!

Mexican mayor weds crocodile in harvest ritual

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

Posted by Dave on July 3, 2023 at 09:29 AM
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WE'RE GONNA NEED A WETSUIT CHANGE

Florida woman felt a ‘tap’ on her paddleboard — and a hammerhead was hot on her tail

(Thanks to EricY)

Posted by Dave on July 3, 2023 at 09:12 AM
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July 02, 2023

WE'VE ALL DONE IT

Dennis Rodman Reveals He Played An NBA Game Right After Breaking His Penis

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Posted by Dave on July 2, 2023 at 04:36 PM
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AND THEY WANT BEER

Asian hornet numbers 'absolutely crazy' this year

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on July 2, 2023 at 04:34 PM
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DON'T MESS WITH MAINE WOMEN

Maine woman punches bear that chased her dog

(Thanks to EricY)

Posted by Dave on July 2, 2023 at 04:32 PM
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DOWN BOY

Meet Thermonator, the Flamethrower-Wielding Robot Dog

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 2, 2023 at 04:30 PM
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AND IN SOUTH FLORIDA SPORTS

Here's the moon rising while the sun sets over DRV Pink Stadium during the Inter Miami vs. Austin soccer game last night.

Moonrise Sunset

Posted by Dave on July 2, 2023 at 02:20 PM
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OR WHAT?

Kim Jong Un Orders North Koreans To Stop Killing Themselves

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "This should work.")

Posted by Dave on July 2, 2023 at 08:44 AM
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'UNTAPPED' IS MAYBE NOT THE BEST WORD CHOICE

The vagina has huge untapped medical potential.

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on July 2, 2023 at 08:43 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day Yesterday!

He's happy, anyway.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on July 2, 2023 at 08:38 AM
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UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT

Plymouth woman accused of driving drunk to job interview at Sheriff’s Department

(Thanks to Bernie Black, who says "Amazingly NOT a FL resident.")

Posted by Dave on July 2, 2023 at 08:27 AM
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THEY'LL LEAVE ONCE THEY SEE THE RENT PRICES

Tiny, winged insects swarm New York City: ‘The end is nigh’

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

Posted by Dave on July 2, 2023 at 08:25 AM
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OOPS

We might have accidentally killed the only life we ever found on Mars nearly 50 years ago

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Ed. Floden)

Posted by Dave on July 2, 2023 at 08:22 AM
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July 01, 2023

THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

Sex life of rare 'leopard-print' frog revealed

(Thanks to Steve Bradford and Michael Parry)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2023 at 09:23 AM
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SWANS ARE BASICALLY LARGE FEATHERED SQUIRRELS

London train line halted by swan on the tracks

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2023 at 09:21 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

The croquet grudge match that decides how River Nene is pronounced

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2023 at 09:19 AM
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