March 28, 2023
IN THAT CASE, SIR...
Florida Man Arrested For Going 100 MPH, Claims He Needed To Go To Taco Bell
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on March 28, 2023 at 12:22 PM
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DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING
Hello, I’m working on a mental health and wellness campaign
Posted by Dave on March 28, 2023 at 08:59 AM
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'SO HOW WAS YOUR COMMUTE?'
(Thanks to Al Barkafski, who says "Kia Soul is the first flying car!")
Posted by Dave on March 28, 2023 at 08:57 AM
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FINALLY
MR ROGERS’ ‘WON’T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR?’ TO THE TUNE OF ‘HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN’
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
Posted by Dave on March 28, 2023 at 08:54 AM
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FOR POSTERITY, DUDE
This Bay Area startup is preserving the world’s best pot strains
(Thanks to Doug Ogg)
Posted by Dave on March 28, 2023 at 08:52 AM
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HOW HEAVY IS THAT IN ARMADILLOS?
A 1,500 pound great white shark named ‘Breton’ is currently swimming off the coast of North Carolina
(Thanks to Jay Brandes and B&C, who asks "How do they know his name is Breton?")
Posted by Dave on March 28, 2023 at 08:49 AM
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'GAINING ACADEMIC CREDIBILITY' IS THE NEW WAY TO SAY 'STUPID'
The Idea That Everything From Spoons to Stones is Conscious is Gaining Academic Credibility
(Thanks to Robert Moats)
Posted by Dave on March 28, 2023 at 08:47 AM
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ASTEROID MEASUREMENT-UNIT UPDATE
Asteroid the size of 33 armadillos to pass Earth Sunday - NASA
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Mary Smith)
Posted by Dave on March 28, 2023 at 08:45 AM
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WHAT IF WE JUST WANT TO PEE?
Related: Finnish Company Debuts 'World's First' Flushable Wooden Toilet
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Posted by Dave on March 28, 2023 at 08:40 AM
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WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS
You can now 'experience death' in virtual reality with disturbing new simulation
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "Exhibit does not include Elvis at the end of the tunnel.")
Posted by Dave on March 28, 2023 at 08:38 AM
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IF IT'S THE SQUIRRELS, WE'RE NOT SURE WHO WE'RE ROOTING FOR
Black widows are vanishing. Here's their new enemy.
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
Posted by Dave on March 28, 2023 at 08:34 AM
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March 27, 2023
THE EPIDEMIC IS SPREADING
Nightmare As Child Lifts Toilet Seat Lid To Find 5ft Python
Enormous Python Found Emerging from Toilet That Wouldn't Flush
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Posted by Dave on March 27, 2023 at 08:39 AM
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WE HAVE LOST OUR MINDS, AS A SPECIES
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Posted by Dave on March 27, 2023 at 08:37 AM
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DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING
Hello admin,
I have found your website from a google search and visited.
Posted by Dave on March 27, 2023 at 08:33 AM
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IT WAS THE ONLY RATIONAL RESPONSE
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on March 27, 2023 at 08:30 AM
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BUT STILL ON THE CLOCK
Firefighters discover ‘missing’ plumber asleep in crawl space under California home
(Thanks to Robert Moats)
Posted by Dave on March 27, 2023 at 08:29 AM
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THEY'RE WEARING DISGUISES, YOU FOOL
I Can't Believe How Different Squirrels Look In Other Countries
(Thanks to Robert Moats)
Posted by Dave on March 27, 2023 at 08:26 AM
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WE ASSUME IT WILL FAIL
NYC’s Museum of Failure opens to make us feel better about our lives
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
Posted by Dave on March 27, 2023 at 08:22 AM
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March 26, 2023
APPARENTLY THESE RESEARCHERS HAVE NEVER RIDDEN THE NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
Posted by Dave on March 26, 2023 at 09:50 PM
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WHICH CAN ALSO BE DEADLY
Bomb-sniffing dog leads handlers to explosive outside the NYSE — which turned out to be rat poop
(Thanks to EricY and John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on March 26, 2023 at 09:44 PM
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