February 14, 2025
ADVISORY TO KAYAKERS:
(Thanks to Rick Day)
Posted by Dave on February 14, 2025 at 09:25 AM
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NOT THAT YOU ASKED
Here’s what happens when astronauts ejaculate in space
(Thanks to Ron Wylie)
Posted by Dave on February 14, 2025 at 09:22 AM
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KINKY!
(Thanks to Rick Day)
Posted by Dave on February 14, 2025 at 09:14 AM
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VALENTINE'S DAY
Have a romantic one, blog people.
Here (thanks to pharmaross) are a guide to flower-buying for clueless guys and a story about things that can go wrong.
Posted by Dave on February 14, 2025 at 09:05 AM
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THE GUY TRADITION CONTINUES, AND THIS BLOG COULD NOT BE PROUDER
“The Complete Guide to Guys,” is probably the funniest book I ever read. Although with full disclosure, I haven’t read all of your books.
In “the Complete Guide to Guys”, the Chicagoland Corvair Enthusiasts club explains the blowing up of vacuum cleaners, and at the end of the story you state:
“You must remember that gasoline and vacuum cleaners do not mix, and under no circumstances should you attempt to do anything like this yourself. AND IF YOU DO, PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHERE AND WHEN.”
Sooo…. About 25 years ago we went to the desert near 29 Palms and actually took videos of our attempts at blowing up vacuum cleaners. I just published the video on YouTube, and here is the link.
-- Ron Schendel
Advisory: The video shows guys being guys.
Posted by Dave on February 14, 2025 at 09:00 AM
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February 13, 2025
INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT WORK
Florida woman dances during sobriety test, tells deputy ‘you sound like my ballet coach'
(Thanks to ubetcha)
Reminds us of this.
Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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‘THE OPOSSUM LOOKED A LITTLE DISTRESSED’
Opossum eats entire Costco chocolate cake in Nebraska yard
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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‘LAST SEEN ON HIGHWAY 6’
Miss. police seek escaped emu for 'felony fleeing and disorderly conduct'
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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WHAT’S THAT SMELL?
‘Sewage’ is the secret ingredient in Singapore’s beer
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says “Whiskey for me, thanks.”)
Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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‘IN THE END SHE HAD TO CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE’
Woman cut free from office chair after getting NOSE RING stuck in it
(Thanks to Ron Wylie)
Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 09:00 AM
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AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE DEFENSIVE LINE
Eagles Fan Used a Voodoo Doll at the Super Bowl to Help the Team Win
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 08:57 AM
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A QUESTION YOU SHOULD ASK YOURSELF AS WE APPROACH VALENTINE'S DAY
Can these wild Florida monkeys give you herpes?
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 06:47 AM
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THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 06:46 AM
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February 12, 2025
BOLO
Company offers $45-per-fish bounty on 27,000 escaped salmon
(Thanks to MOTW, John Lobert and Rick Day)
Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 06:37 PM
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IT'S GETTING SO YOU CAN'T BELIEVE ANYBODY
Man Who Claims to Have Anti-Gravity Device Now in Deep Trouble
(Thanks to Steve Thompson)
Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 05:01 PM
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YIKES
Terrified kayaker stalked by great white shark
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 04:45 PM
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CLASSY!
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 04:44 PM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
(Thanks to Alan West)
Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 04:37 PM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT
What’s the largest couch that can turn a corner? After 58 years, we finally know
(Thanks to Alkali Bill, who says "It takes 119 pages to solve, so I doubt couch-moving guys will read it.")
Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 04:34 PM
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A DOG WOULD NEVER DO THIS
Plane grounded for two days after stowaway cat enters electrical bay
(Thanks to MOTW)
Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 03:26 PM
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