October 03, 2023

PAGE-TURNER

28 years ago, a book club began reading one novel. It's finally reached the end

(Thanks to klezmerphan)

Posted by Dave on October 3, 2023 at 08:03 PM
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'PROBABLY'

This Vanilla Ice Cream Is Made With Recycled Plastic And It’s Probably Safe to Eat

(Thanks to Ron T)

Posted by Dave on October 3, 2023 at 07:59 PM
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JUST LET NATURE TAKE ITS COURSE, MEDICAL EXPERTS

Medical experts are sounding the alarm over a new bizarre TikTok trend that has people hitting themselves in the face with hammers in hopes it will make them more attractive.

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on October 3, 2023 at 07:57 PM
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RATIONAL *AND* SCIENTIFIC, PEOPLE

Loch Ness Monster's 'long neck and short head is spotted by rational and scientific' nurse

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(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on October 3, 2023 at 07:53 PM
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NOW *THIS* IS FASHION

Paris Fashion Week 2023: Model dressed as giant furball gets lost on runway, crashes into crowd at Christian Cowan show

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Ron T)

Posted by Dave on October 3, 2023 at 07:49 PM
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GO GRANNY GO

Chicago woman, 104, skydives from plane, aiming for record as the world’s oldest skydiver

(Thanks to EricY)

Posted by Dave on October 3, 2023 at 10:00 AM
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WHY THE OTHER SNAKE WAS ON SAFARI WE'LL NEVER KNOW

Nature enthusiast captures video of a snake eating another snake on safari

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on October 3, 2023 at 09:54 AM
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CASE CLOSED

Loch Ness Monster expert claims he has 'baby Nessie' footage poking its head out

WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT?

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(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Please share this expert’s photo so that we can put this controversy to bed.")

Posted by Dave on October 3, 2023 at 09:51 AM
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DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Woman drove with husband on hood of car in St. Louis County

(Thanks to William Falzone)

Posted by Dave on October 3, 2023 at 09:48 AM
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TRY TURNING IT OFF, THEN TURNING IT BACK ON

A Ukrainian Officer’s Captured Russian Tank Wasn’t Working. So He Called Tech Support—In Russia.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 3, 2023 at 09:36 AM
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HARD (heh heh) PASS

Spider venom that causes excruciating erections could be the next Viagra

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on October 3, 2023 at 09:27 AM
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October 02, 2023

SIXTY YEARS OF SEMI-INTELLIGIBLE GREATNESS

'Louie Louie' marathon to feature 60-plus acts

(Thanks to Chris Houghton and Donna Jean Paterson)

Posted by Dave on October 2, 2023 at 02:15 PM
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DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING

Hi Dave, I realise you're busy so I'll get straight to the point.

Posted by Dave on October 2, 2023 at 12:07 PM
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THE COMMENTS

We know, we know. 

Posted by Dave on October 2, 2023 at 12:06 PM
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AND IN SPORTS

World Champs conker players must bake their nuts as they're too soft to play with

(Thanks to Annette)

Posted by Dave on October 2, 2023 at 08:47 AM
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NOT AS FAR AS THIS BLOG IS CONCERNED

Nope.

("Thanks" to EricY)

Posted by Dave on October 2, 2023 at 08:46 AM
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CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

Keeping ants as pets: Enthusiasts in Edmonton say it's becoming a thing

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on October 2, 2023 at 08:44 AM
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WHICH IS WHY IT COMES WITH A HANDLE

Scientists Disappointed to Find That Antimatter Falls When You Drop It

(Thanks to Annette)

Posted by Dave on October 2, 2023 at 08:39 AM
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WE SAW C.S.F. OPEN FOR AC/DC

Crocodile sex frenzy triggered by Chinook helicopters and thunder in central Queensland

Poetry: "...it's lighting a bonfire in the big bull's loins."

(Thanks to Jim Perth)

Posted by Dave on October 2, 2023 at 08:31 AM
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October 01, 2023

ANY PORT IN A STORM

Close call.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on October 1, 2023 at 11:20 AM
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