July 06, 2022

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

12:45 a.m. A car successfully stopped at an intersection after colliding with the stop sign.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on July 6, 2022 at 04:48 PM
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WE'RE GUESSING HE'S SINGLE

Man Collects Pebbles Stuck in the Soles of His Shoes for a Whole Year

To clarify: He collected them for a whole year. They weren't stuck on his shoes for a whole year. That would be pathetic.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 6, 2022 at 04:44 PM
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FINALLY, SAN FRANCISCO CRACKS DOWN

Couple fined $1,500 for parking in own driveway

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on July 6, 2022 at 08:49 AM
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THE EXCITING LIVES OF RESEARCHERS

Researchers identify the microbes in 100-year-old snail guts

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 6, 2022 at 08:24 AM
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THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING

We don't like the looks of this.

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on July 6, 2022 at 08:21 AM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

8:33 a.m. A teenager lied to both of his parents and snuck out to his girlfriend’s house.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on July 6, 2022 at 08:20 AM
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IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR, WHEN WE BRING THE COW DOWN FROM THE ROOF

In Pakistan, cows hoisted from rooftop ahead of Eid al-Adha

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on July 6, 2022 at 08:16 AM
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THIS IS LIKE THE 19 MILLIONTH TIME WE'VE SEEN SOME VERSION THIS STORY, AND STILL NOBODY IS EATING BUGS. IT'S LIKE THE FLYING CARS.

S.African entrepreneur seeks to turn caterpillars into tasty snacks

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on July 6, 2022 at 08:13 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

Can’t a man just sleep fully clothed in the middle of a flowing river in peace anymore?

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, who asks "Do we have no rights left?")

Posted by Dave on July 6, 2022 at 08:03 AM
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July 05, 2022

WE GUESS THIS IS GOOD NEWS

Deadly asteroid feared to be on collision course with Earth in 2052 will miss planet

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on July 5, 2022 at 04:01 PM
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EVERY WEDDING HAS THIS GUEST

This is a video of a drunk man at a wedding reception dancing with a sparkler then dry humping his partner and setting a dry flower display on fire in the process. He then proceeds to wipe the fire off the barrel with the sleeve of his suit jacket, and stomp it out, before continuing his dance and getting reprimanded by who I assume is his daughter. “I did it for the Tok!”

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on July 5, 2022 at 03:59 PM
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BETTER THAT THAN THE LARGE HAIRY ONES

Lumberjack saw 'fire in the sky' before being experimented on by 'small hairless aliens'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on July 5, 2022 at 03:55 PM
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TICKETS ARE VIRTUALLY UNOBTAINABLE

Tasmanian hopeful off to world ploughing championships in Ireland

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on July 5, 2022 at 03:49 PM
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BLESSED ARE THE CHEESEMAKERS*

The Bridge Bakehouse was asked to make a public apology and donate to a village church after a customer took offence when the bakery named a sandwich ‘Cheesus Christ’

(Thanks to John Lobert)

*Monty Python reference here.

Posted by Dave on July 5, 2022 at 03:44 PM
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WE CAN'T WAIT FOR THE FLYING VERSION!

Cruise driverless cars blocked traffic for hours Tuesday night

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston, Fabian Marson and Jay Brandes, who says -- correctly -- "Wouldn’t happen in Miami; the cars would be stolen or someone would run into them and push them off a bridge.")

Posted by Dave on July 5, 2022 at 03:40 PM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

12:29 a.m. Two vehicles went to a car wash, but only one was successfully washed.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on July 5, 2022 at 10:10 AM
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THIS IS HOW THE GRAND CANYON WAS FORMED

A huge mass of used wet wipes has formed an ‘island’ that has changed the course of England’s second longest river, MP says

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on July 5, 2022 at 10:08 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Nude Pickleball Is Taking Off

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on July 5, 2022 at 10:05 AM
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July 04, 2022

'IT WAS LIKE AN EYEBALL-LOOKING UFO'

UFO over Iowa can't be explained, officials investigating

(Thanks to Frank)

Posted by Dave on July 4, 2022 at 11:49 AM
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WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

South African Gin Is Made With Elephant Waste

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker) 

Posted by Dave on July 4, 2022 at 11:47 AM
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