August 11, 2022
‘OFFICERS NOTICED A LARGE BEAR BREATHING’
Rochdale car thief tried to hide from police inside teddy bear
(Thanks to Steve Bradford)
Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:24 AM
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE
Wausau police capture turkey breaking and entering
(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsen)
Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:21 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
A flatbed truck spilled at least seven portable toilets early Tuesday morning on I-94 in Wisconsin.
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:18 AM
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STATE OF ROMANCE
Florida officials ask local perverts to stop interrupting horny manatees
(Thanks to Asher Schreiner)
Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:16 AM
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AND IN SPORTS
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:13 AM
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IRONY ALERT
Rodent infestation closes Disneyland shop
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:11 AM
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CSI: HOLLSOPPLE
Hollsopple woman used pages from "spell book" to set car on fire
(Thanks to Doug Ogg)
Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:09 AM
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OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A LOVELY SERVICE
Casket gets knocked over at Bay Area funeral where massive family fight breaks out
(Thanks to Doug Ogg)
Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:07 AM
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WE’RE GONNA NEED MORE KETCHUP
Woolly mammoths are making a comeback. Should we eat them?
(Thanks to Fabian Matson)
Posted by Dave on August 11, 2022 at 08:04 AM
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August 10, 2022
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
These researchers watched dead fish rot for 70 days—for science
(Thanks to Frank)
Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 05:42 PM
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AND IN FINANCE
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 05:41 PM
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WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE KLEENEX
Sneeze by Sneeze, Sponges Fill the Seas With Their Mucus
(Thanks to Steve K., who says "I saw the Sneezing Sponges open for Snot.")
Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 04:17 PM
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O, THE HU.... WAIT, BUD LIGHT? NEVER MIND
Massive Bud Light spill on interstate in Louisville
(Thanks to Rod Nunley and Emily, Leslie and w)
Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 04:13 PM
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AVOID METALLICA
How to calm your dog in the car with music: Play some reggae or soft rock hits
(Thanks to Roberto)
Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 11:12 AM
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UH-OH
China gives green light to self-driving cars
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 11:10 AM
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THIS ONCE HAPPENED TO BABE RUTH
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 08:10 AM
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HE REQUESTED MEDIUM RARE
(Thanks to pharmaross, Rod Nunley and Barry Nester, who says “Those things shouldn’t be in civilian hands. They should be in my stomach.”)
Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 08:00 AM
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NEVER FORGET
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 07:57 AM
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August 09, 2022
IT *IS* KINDA HOT
South Korean video ad criticized for 'sexually objectifying' garlic
(Thanks to Carlos Montage)
Posted by Dave on August 9, 2022 at 02:04 PM
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SURE, THAT'S WHAT THEY *WANT* YOU TO BELIEVE
Recent Loch Ness Monster sighting turned out to be an Alpaca going for a swim
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "That's a fake alpaca.")
Posted by Dave on August 9, 2022 at 11:15 AM
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