May 19, 2022
PROUDLY NOT DEAD YET
Wisconsin man celebrates 50 years of eating Big Macs every day
(Thanks to Rick Stevenson, who says "A life well spent.")
Posted by Dave on May 19, 2022 at 11:49 AM
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PRESENTING THE ROLLING STONES
Scientists Discover Nearly 1 Billion-Year-Old Organisms, Possibly Alive
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
Posted by Dave on May 19, 2022 at 09:55 AM
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CSI: WICHITA
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on May 19, 2022 at 09:53 AM
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THE SEAGULL GETS THE BLAME, BUT YOU KNOW WHO'S MASTERMINDING THIS OPERATION
Shameless and greedy seagull steals 17kg of food from Tesco worth over £300
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on May 19, 2022 at 09:50 AM
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WE'LL HAVE A CHARITABLE SPACE BEER, THANKS
New charitable space beer launched in Guelph, Ont. to raise funds for science centre
(Thanks to EricY)
Posted by Dave on May 19, 2022 at 09:48 AM
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(YOUR 'NUTS' JOKE HERE)
(Thanks to Watson B)
Posted by Dave on May 19, 2022 at 09:47 AM
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NOOOOOOO
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
Posted by Dave on May 19, 2022 at 09:41 AM
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YOU WANT CONCLUSIVE UFO PROOF?
Hey, seeing is believing:
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
Posted by Dave on May 19, 2022 at 09:08 AM
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MIAMI IS NO STRANGER TO NON-HUMAN DRIVERS
Ford-backed robotaxi start-up Argo AI is ditching its human safety drivers in Miami and Austin
(Thanks to Rod Nunley, who asks "What could possibly go wrong?")
Posted by Dave on May 19, 2022 at 08:57 AM
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May 18, 2022
MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
(Thanks to Mary Smith and pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2022 at 12:56 PM
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IT WILL SOON BE COVERED IN SEAGULL POOP
Park bench dedicated to man who used to sit and shout at seagulls to 'f**k off'
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2022 at 12:54 PM
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IT SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS
St. Pete woman charged with felony battery after throwing lettuce at someone
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2022 at 12:50 PM
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AND YOU THOUGHT THE NEWS COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Dave, I think this guy is for real.")
(Agreed. If we can't trust time-travelers on TikTok, who can we trust?)
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2022 at 12:49 PM
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JUST WHAT WE NEED
(Thanks to Josh Evans)
They definitely opened for somebody.
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2022 at 12:35 PM
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LET FREEDOM RING
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2022 at 12:31 PM
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FLORIDA EDUCATION REPORT
Large alligator blocks door to Central Florida elementary school
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2022 at 09:45 AM
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COMING SOON TO THE HOME SHOPPING NETWORK
Mind-Altering Parasite May Make Infected People More Attractive, Study Suggests
(Thanks to Fabian Marson)
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2022 at 09:44 AM
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NO PRESSURE
Man with nine wives 'anxious' as all partners want to be first to bear his kids
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2022 at 09:40 AM
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May 17, 2022
ATTENTION, SOUTH FLORIDA SPORTS FANS WISHING TO JUMP ON THE HEAT OR PANTHERS PLAYOFF BANDWAGONS:
Posted by Dave on May 17, 2022 at 05:04 PM
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YOU KNOW WHO'S GIVING THE ORDERS
Hawaii is waging war on 'aggressive' feral chickens. The chickens are winning.
(Thanks to Barry Nester, Le Petomane and Rich Alpin)
Posted by Dave on May 17, 2022 at 09:19 AM
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