February 13, 2025

INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT WORK

Florida woman dances during sobriety test, tells deputy ‘you sound like my ballet coach'

(Thanks to ubetcha)

Reminds us of this.

Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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‘THE OPOSSUM LOOKED A LITTLE DISTRESSED’

Opossum eats entire Costco chocolate cake in Nebraska yard

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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‘LAST SEEN ON HIGHWAY 6’

Miss. police seek escaped emu for 'felony fleeing and disorderly conduct'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

‘Sewage’ is the secret ingredient in Singapore’s beer

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says “Whiskey for me, thanks.”)

Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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‘IN THE END SHE HAD TO CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE’

Woman cut free from office chair after getting NOSE RING stuck in it

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 09:00 AM
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AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE DEFENSIVE LINE

Eagles Fan Used a Voodoo Doll at the Super Bowl to Help the Team Win

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 08:57 AM
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A QUESTION YOU SHOULD ASK YOURSELF AS WE APPROACH VALENTINE'S DAY

Can these wild Florida monkeys give you herpes?

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 06:47 AM
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THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

Lazy people have longer lives

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 06:46 AM
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February 12, 2025

BOLO

Company offers $45-per-fish bounty on 27,000 escaped salmon

(Thanks to MOTW, John Lobert and Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 06:37 PM
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IT'S GETTING SO YOU CAN'T BELIEVE ANYBODY

Man Who Claims to Have Anti-Gravity Device Now in Deep Trouble

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 05:01 PM
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YIKES

Terrified kayaker stalked by great white shark

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 04:45 PM
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CLASSY!

Taco Bell Launches Las Vegas-Themed Wedding Package with Elvis Impersonator and Hot Sauce Bouquet for $777

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 04:44 PM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

1:18 p.m. A man wanted law enforcement to deliver an affidavit to someone, which may or not be related to quantum computers and the U.S. government.

(Thanks to Alan West)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 04:37 PM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

What’s the largest couch that can turn a corner? After 58 years, we finally know

(Thanks to Alkali Bill, who says "It takes 119 pages to solve, so I doubt couch-moving guys will read it.")

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 04:34 PM
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A DOG WOULD NEVER DO THIS

Plane grounded for two days after stowaway cat enters electrical bay

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 03:26 PM
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THEY OPENED FOR THE BYRDS

The Cacophonous Sound of 500,000 King Penguins

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "They're better in concert.")

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 03:24 PM
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AND IN SPORTS

Apple juggler takes 198 bites in one minute

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 03:22 PM
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HOW DO THEY OBTAIN IT?

Zoo under fire for selling tiger urine at £5 a pop

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT

Florida man accused of punching woman in face over handicapped parking spot at church

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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FLORIDA MOTORIST OF THE WEEK SO FAR, LAWNMOWER DIVISION

Just watch the video.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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