December 07, 2024
WHO NEEDS COLLEGE, PART 2,038
How to Make $100 an Hour Scratching Someone’s Back
(Thanks to Steve K.)
Posted by Dave on December 7, 2024 at 11:39 AM
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WHEN FLIPPER GOES BAD
Traces of fentanyl and other drugs found in bottlenose dolphins in Gulf of Mexico
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
Posted by Dave on December 7, 2024 at 10:36 AM
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AND IN SPORTS
Ohio golf course offers fresh underpants, wipes and shorts for any golfer who poops themselves
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on December 7, 2024 at 09:44 AM
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THEY ARE NATURAL ENEMIES
Bear steals inflatable Grinch from Florida home
(Thanks to John Lobert, who notes that "the bear was released after producing etc.")
Posted by Dave on December 7, 2024 at 09:43 AM
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LOOKING FOR A GIFT FOR THE OUTDOORSPERSON ON YOUR HOLIDAY LIST?
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Wait until the bears find out about this!")
Posted by Dave on December 7, 2024 at 09:36 AM
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WE ASSUME THEY'RE USING FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES FOR ID
Former SoCal candidate is accused of registering cartoon cats to vote.
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on December 7, 2024 at 09:30 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME
After years on the rise, ‘All I Want for Christmas Is You’ listenership is slipping
(Thanks to EricY, who says "Hallellujah!")
Posted by Dave on December 7, 2024 at 09:21 AM
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WE NEED MARSHMALLOWS AND GRAHAM CRACKERS *STAT*
Traffic chaos caused by 30K pounds of melted chocolate on Bay Area highway
(Thanks to Pirateboy)
Posted by Dave on December 7, 2024 at 08:44 AM
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BUT DID SHE CONFESS?
Italian police arrest nun over links to mafia
(Thanks to Barry Nester and Al Barkafski)
Posted by Dave on December 7, 2024 at 08:41 AM
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FIRE UP THE BARBIE
Australians urged to eat invasive species — including feral cats
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on December 7, 2024 at 08:37 AM
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December 06, 2024
YOU GO, ELDERLY RESIDENTS
Tempers spill over as elderly residents revolt against booze ban
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on December 6, 2024 at 08:48 AM
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HEY, IT'S 2024
Zoo discovers 10-year-old king penguin 'Maggie' is actually 'Magnus'
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on December 6, 2024 at 08:14 AM
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HE HAS OUR VOTE
State Senator Filmed Urinating On Himself During DUI Arrest
(Thanks to Annette)
Posted by Dave on December 6, 2024 at 07:57 AM
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AND IN SPORTS
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Once in a while, you get a feel-good story from Australia not involving spiders the size of a stuffed turkey.")
Posted by Dave on December 6, 2024 at 07:52 AM
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BUT OF COURSE
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on December 6, 2024 at 07:46 AM
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THE SNAKES WILL TAKE CARE OF THEM
Scarab beetles descend on Canberra homes and businesses as the weather warms up
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on December 6, 2024 at 07:44 AM
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December 05, 2024
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
Welsh folk fart more than anywhere else in Britain as new study reveals top trumpers
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Without studies, we would know nothing.
Posted by Dave on December 5, 2024 at 11:19 AM
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CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR
Heron pooping on Ayr homes, not drone, says Waterloo Regional Police
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on December 5, 2024 at 11:16 AM
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THEY BOTH HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
Video captures alligator parading massive python through Everglades water
(Thanks to pharmaross and MOTW, who says "Python... the other other white meat.")
Posted by Dave on December 5, 2024 at 08:54 AM
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JUST SPRINKLES FOR US, THANKS
A soft-serve milk ice cream topped with generous slices of raw whale meat. Anyone?
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on December 5, 2024 at 08:49 AM
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