September 14, 2024

CANADA CONTINUES ITS TERRIFYING DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO TOTAL ANARCHY

Camper stinking mad over public pooping eviction

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 14, 2024 at 09:32 AM
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THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

Butterfly thieves handed $200,000 fine

(Thanks to B&C)

Posted by Dave on September 14, 2024 at 08:40 AM
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TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT THE BICYCLE SEATS

Friends causing stir with six-day naked tandem bike trip

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on September 14, 2024 at 08:38 AM
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HOLD OFF ON THAT MORTGAGE PAYMENT

'God of Chaos' asteroid could knock Earth out of solar system

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on September 14, 2024 at 08:36 AM
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THEN IT'S SETTLED: IN JANUARY WE INVADE

Canadian Army says new military sleeping bags not suitable for 'typical Canadian winter'

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 14, 2024 at 08:32 AM
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UPDATE ON CRUMBS THE CELEBRITY OBESE RESCUE CAT

38-pound rescue cat Crumbs gets stuck in shoe rack while trying to escape from fat camp: ‘He caused a ruckus’

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

Posted by Dave on September 14, 2024 at 08:30 AM
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THE WORD IS 'HEROES'

Lifeboat crew praised for rescuing missing dummy

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on September 14, 2024 at 06:46 AM
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September 13, 2024

AND IN SPORTS

How a small town in Derbyshire became the toe-wrestling capital of the world

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on September 13, 2024 at 04:52 PM
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THEY GROW UP SO FAST

13-foot Burmese python seized from New York home, owner unprepared for how fast snake grew

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on September 13, 2024 at 04:51 PM
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SO WHO DID SHE CALL?

Policing Minister Dame Diana Johnson’s handbag was stolen while she was at a conference for senior police officers on Tuesday.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on September 13, 2024 at 04:45 PM
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YOU'RE ALL DOING IT WRONG

The ideal amount of time to spend having sex revealed in new study

(Thanks to Jim Perth, who says "Thank God for sexperts.")

Posted by Dave on September 13, 2024 at 04:44 PM
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THERE IS NOTHING MORE UNNATURAL THAN NATURE

'Stout' Snake Gets Collected for Nature Survey. Then It Vomits Up Two More Snakes — One Living!

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on September 13, 2024 at 08:04 AM
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SO THAT'S A NO

Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten

(Thanks to Ralph)

UPDATE: It has been brought to this blog's attention that this item is old. Judi etc. 

Posted by Dave on September 13, 2024 at 08:00 AM
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CLEANUP ON AISLES SIX THROUGH NINE

Car smashes through entrance of Scots supermarket as shoppers left horrified

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

Posted by Dave on September 13, 2024 at 07:58 AM
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JUST STOP

Would you eat insects if they were tastier?

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on September 13, 2024 at 07:56 AM
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*WHAT* KIND OF COCOA?

Experience feel of animal boobs, sip penguin-humping cocoa to your heart’s content at Tokyo aquarium

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 13, 2024 at 07:54 AM
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WE ASSUME IT SAYS 'HELP!'

NASA sending message to possible alien life on Jupiter’s moon

(Thanks to Steve K.)

Posted by Dave on September 13, 2024 at 07:50 AM
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IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS

Driver saves a kitten on the 91 Freeway but causes a three-car crash

(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsen)

Posted by Dave on September 13, 2024 at 07:48 AM
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CHECK BETWEEN THE SOFA CUSHIONS

Happy the Elephant Hasn’t Been Seen in Months. What’s Going On?

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on September 13, 2024 at 07:46 AM
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September 12, 2024

GUYS IN ACTION

Macomb County man straps propane tanks to car in bomb hoax to prevent repossession

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on September 12, 2024 at 08:21 AM
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