October 26, 2020
FAKE NEWS! IN FLORIDA, *ALL* ANSWERS ARE CORRECT.
Florida driving school suspended after giving out correct exam answers
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on October 26, 2020 at 02:59 PM
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A THREE-HOUR TOUR....
Investor Bill Gross accused of blaring ‘Gilligan’s Island’ song on loop to torment neighbor
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
Posted by Dave on October 26, 2020 at 02:57 PM
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THEY WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT CYMBALS
Thieves steal trailer full of drums from Seattle World Percussion Society
(Thanks to pharmaross)
We saw Trailer Full of Drums open for Cream.
Posted by Dave on October 26, 2020 at 02:56 PM
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GETTING SERIOUS OVER THERE
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
Posted by Dave on October 26, 2020 at 02:52 PM
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EVERYBODY'S STRESSED
Plumber punches co-worker during toilet repair
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on October 26, 2020 at 11:37 AM
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'BEST WORK?'
In venturing over to YouTube I've noticed a lot of "reaction videos" popping up. They typically involve a hip young person reacting to a video of some classic rock or blues performance by one of the great artists of the time ("First time hearing" Stevie Ray Vaughan reaction videos are a good example). Sadly, I've yet to see a reaction video for the Rock Bottom Remainders best work.
-- Jim Kenaston
Posted by Dave on October 26, 2020 at 10:02 AM
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'COVETED?'
Walmart exclusively nabs KFC's coveted chicken-scented firelogs
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on October 26, 2020 at 10:01 AM
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THEY WERE ALL RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
Crews vacuum 'murder hornets' out of Washington nest
(Thanks to many people)
Posted by Dave on October 26, 2020 at 09:58 AM
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October 25, 2020
BECAUSE YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR BEER ACCESSIBLE AT *ALL TIMES*
Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 06:19 PM
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THEY'LL FIT RIGHT IN
UFO sighting: Claim ‘Alien fleet’ spotted flying over California - ‘Something big going on
(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)
Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 05:49 PM
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THE CORRECT ANSWER IS: SHUT UP
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 12:24 PM
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GOOD FOR HIM, WE GUESS
Famous fish that ate all his friends gets cheered up by 16th birthday party
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 10:06 AM
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A BRILLIANT GUY DOES A NICE THING
Satirist Tom Lehrer has put his songs into the public domain
(Thanks to Ranald Adams)
Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 10:04 AM
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TAKE ALL REASONABLE PRECAUTIONS
Impossible milk could be coming to your cereal bowl
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 10:01 AM
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CSI: TENNESSEE
Severed finger leads to arrest in log splitter theft in Anderson County
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 09:59 AM
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October 24, 2020
FYI
Happy Endings Could Mess Up Your Brain's Decision-Making, Study Says
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "Most misleading headline of the day so far.")
Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 11:40 AM
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THIS IS THE THANKS YOU GET
Man Arrested After Calling 911 To Alert Authorities About Alien Invasion
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 11:32 AM
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EVENTUALLY HE'LL MAKE CHANGE
Gainesville police arrested a man who stole and ate a woman’s $5 bill.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 11:23 AM
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YOU KNOW WHO IS BEHIND THIS
Walmart store evacuated when skunk wanders inside
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 11:16 AM
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THERE IS NO FUN LIKE SCIENTIST FUN
Scientists Drive Tiny Robot Around Inside Living Butthole
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 11:06 AM
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