September 25, 2021

YOUR FLYING CAR?

It will have to wait.

(Thanks to Michael Johnson)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2021 at 09:47 AM
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THEY ALSO LOVED TO PLAY FETCH

Dinosaurs wagged their tails while running, simulations reveal

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2021 at 09:44 AM
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PLEASE CANCEL OUR RESERVATION

No, Portales motel doesn’t have meth on tap

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2021 at 09:40 AM
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LOOKS LEGIT

'Loch Ness Monster' caught on drone footage by wild camper

(Thanks to pharmaross)

"Wild camper?"

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2021 at 09:39 AM
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A GIANT LEAP

They're sending up William Shatner.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2021 at 09:35 AM
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September 24, 2021

BUT OF COURSE

A sneezing ferret has tested positive for COVID in Florida, federal authorities say

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 10:59 PM
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ADVISORY TO FLORIDA GARDENERS:

Always carry a shovel.

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 03:48 PM
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'I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS A NATURAL ACT'

Gorillas shock onlookers with oral sex show at Bronx Zoo in hilarious video

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:35 AM
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WE'RE GONNA PASS ON THE ENGINEERS' BARBECUE

Engineers figured out how to cook 3D-printed chicken with lasers

(Thanks to Ranald Adams)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:32 AM
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SHARE THEIR PASSWORDS?

What vampire bats do for their closest friends

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:30 AM
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SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON

Wild boar on streets of Rome are being used against me, says mayor

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:29 AM
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ADVISORY TO AUSTRALIANS WITH ATTICS:

Stay downstairs.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:27 AM
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WHILE AT THE SAME TIME OPENING FOR THE WHO

Crypto trading hamster outperforms Bitcoin, Warren Buffett, Cathie Wood

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:25 AM
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September 23, 2021

A PAIR OF FLORIDA LICENSES ARE ON THE WAY

Copulating couple’s car rolls, flips over after handbrake released during romp

(Thanks to DaninDallas and Emily, Leslie and w)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2021 at 03:32 PM
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FLORIDIAN + FLATHEAD = CRITICAL MASS

5:04 p.m.  A Floridian who had previously been unable to find the library was now at the library and unable to find his car.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2021 at 11:24 AM
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TRAFFIC ADVISORY

The great tarantula migration is underway in Colorado

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2021 at 11:18 AM
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'STAY OUT OF NATURE'

Terrified woman hears 'squeak' then finds bat hanging upside-down on her crotch

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2021 at 11:17 AM
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IT HAD *BETTER* BE RARE

Man poops out of penis due to rare condition

(Thanks to AmoebaStampede and DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2021 at 11:13 AM
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THAT SHOULD DO THE TRICK

Scientists Are Trying To Save Texas Ocelots. So They Sent Testicles To Ohio

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2021 at 11:04 AM
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ALMOST THE PERFECT CRIME

Lake City man steals car, tries to trade it back to same dealership days later

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, Jim Kenaston, Barry Nester and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2021 at 11:02 AM
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