March 26, 2025

NEVER LEND YOUR CAR TO A SQUIRREL

A squirrel caused $1,000 in car damage.

(Thanks to Gregory Snow)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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WE'RE GONNA NEED A MOUNTAIN-LION SUIT

Mountain lion caught on camera peeking through pet door in California

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Japanese restaurant chain apologises after rat found floating in miso soup

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

North Carolina man dons bear costume to scare off persistent real-life black bear

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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DO *NOT* FALL OUT OF THE BOAT

Brisbane 2032 Olympic rowing may be held in saltwater crocodile habitat

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Tatted up Florida man found with meth hidden in his underwear tells cops ‘there’s nothing wrong with drugs’

(Thanks to Mezrap and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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'IT'S A WHOLE NEW KETTLE OF FISH BECAUSE IT'S ON YOUR FACE'

The sudden, surprising rise of beard transplants: ‘This industry is a wild west’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

'Shining anus' volcano in Tonga coughs up cloud of smoke during recent eruption

(Thanks to Gary Schroeder and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2025 at 07:28 AM
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March 25, 2025

URGENT ADVISORY FOR MEN:

Do NOT click here.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on March 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

New scientific study shows you’re smarter after you just pooped

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Update: OK, it turns out we blogged an item about this several days ago. We're conducting an investigation to determine how this happened, although we all know there are only two possible explanations:

  1. judi.
  2. Global Climate Change.

Posted by Dave on March 25, 2025 at 09:14 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Man Pulls Down Pants, Moons Camera

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on March 25, 2025 at 09:12 AM
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EVERYBODY GET INDOORS

Space Tornadoes Are Swirling Around the Milky Way's Core

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on March 25, 2025 at 09:10 AM
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WHY THE DONKEY HAD MINTS, WE'LL NEVER KNOW

Police wrangle loose donkey with mints

(Thanks to John Lobert, who is not saying that "Loose Donkey With Mints" WBAGNFARB.)

Posted by Dave on March 25, 2025 at 09:00 AM
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PRIORITIES

A Palm Beach woman struck a bicyclist, then continued on to a country club where she turned over her Mercedes to a valet and took a golf lesson.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on March 25, 2025 at 08:58 AM
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WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE

Man Requires Medical Attention After Getting Girlfriend’s Hand Stuck in His Mouth

(Thanks to MOTW and Ralph)

 

Posted by Dave on March 25, 2025 at 08:55 AM
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March 24, 2025

'A GIANT U-TURN'

United flight forced to divert after pilot realises they forgot their passport

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

Posted by Dave on March 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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CSI: HORRY COUNTY

Goat opens gate, lets kangaroo loose in South Carolina

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "And we know who put both of them up to it.")

Posted by Dave on March 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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WE ARE APPROACHING PEAK FLORIDA LIFESTYLE

Waffle House opens golf cart accessible location near The Villages

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on March 24, 2025 at 08:36 AM
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FINALLY

A mysterious black hump filmed “rising and falling” is believed by an enthusiast to be the Loch Ness Monster, finally caught on camera.

(Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert, who says "clear and convincing evidence.")

Posted by Dave on March 24, 2025 at 08:34 AM
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FOR SOME OF US...

...this is every day.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on March 24, 2025 at 08:23 AM
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