April 20, 2024

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CRICKETS

The cicadas are coming, and some may become ‘flying saltshakers of death’

(Thanks to WYSIWYG)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2024 at 09:04 PM
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WELL IT IS 4/20, DUDE

Americans are buying more marijuana than chocolate

(Thanks to Steve K.)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2024 at 08:47 PM
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HE THOUGHT IT WAS $143

Florida man slapped with $143,000 T-Mobile phone bill after a 3-week trip to Europe — despite saying he told them of his travel plans

(Thanks to Bill Shaw)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2024 at 07:44 PM
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GOT WEEDS?

You need a damn flamethrowing tractor.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2024 at 07:37 PM
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'BUG APPETIT'

New Orleans Restaurant Puts Cicada Salad On Menu

(Thanks to Doug Ogg, Ralph, John Lobert and Mezrap)

Related: Scientists push new paradigm of animal consciousness, saying even insects may be sentient

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2024 at 10:36 AM
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IT HAS THIS BLOG'S SUPPORT

“It suddenly just came to me. What if the glacier was president?”

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2024 at 08:38 AM
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IT'S ART, DUDE

San Francisco museum unveils a fancy new cannabis bong collection

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2024 at 08:34 AM
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WHY DID THE GATOR CROSS THE WALL?

To get to the pedestrians.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2024 at 07:31 AM
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YOU KNOW WHO GAVE THE ORDER

Video shows bear opening door to Northern Michigan chocolate shop, stealing bag of sugar

(Thanks to Geoff Scott and Dave Vander Ark, who says "Bears are basically giant squirrels.")

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2024 at 07:07 AM
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April 19, 2024

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

The US Air Force is putting AI in the pilot’s seat.

(Thanks to wiredog, who asks "Have these people never gone to the movies?") 

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2024 at 06:14 PM
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DEAR MEDIA: PLEASE STOP USING THE TERM 'FLYING CARS' TO DESCRIBE VEHICLES THAT DON'T EVEN HAVE WHEELS

Boeing aims to bring flying cars to Asia by 2030

(Thanks to Prairie Cynic)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2024 at 10:59 AM
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BECAUSE WHEN WE'RE LOOKING FOR A SPARK OF FUN AND JOY, WE LOOK TO OUR COMMODE

Clorox thinks it can help with a new toilet bomb, a tablet of pre-dosed cleaner that foams and fizzes in the toilet bowl and releases a pleasant scent. “People are looking for a spark of fun and joy,” said Rhonda Lesinski, Clorox’s general manager of cleaning.

(Thanks to Annette)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2024 at 10:56 AM
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OF COURSE HE DID

Jason Kelce says he’s lost his Super Bowl LII ring… in a pool filled with chili

(Thanks to The Perts and Stan Ruth, who says "It happens to all of us.") 

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2024 at 10:52 AM
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AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

‘I’m cracking this beer, OK?’: Florida man asks police if he can drink a beer during his arrest

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2024 at 10:50 AM
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SO THERE IS, IN FACT, AN END TO THE SHRIMP

Red Lobster Is Reportedly Heading For Bankruptcy After Losing Millions On Endless Shrimp

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2024 at 10:49 AM
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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Alien life might actually be purple

(Thanks to Matt Filar, who says "There is nothing to believe in any more.")

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2024 at 10:47 AM
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THE NEW YORK POST TACKLES THE ISSUES

Why do men in Greek statues all have a small penis?

(Thanks to Linda Schutjer)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2024 at 10:45 AM
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WHAT?

Trained birds hired to take on downtown poop ahead of NFL Draft in Detroit

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2024 at 10:41 AM
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SO THEY SHARE A RECTUM?

Two men have been arrested by customs officials at the international airport here for allegedly smuggling gold worth Rs 1.21 crore into the country by concealing it in their rectum, according to an official statement issued on Thursday.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston, who says "Anything to declare?")

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2024 at 10:38 AM
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THIS IS NOT WHAT WE WERE PROMISED

Video shows car flying through the air before it crashes into California home

(Thanks to Tim)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2024 at 10:36 AM
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