October 25, 2020

BECAUSE YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR BEER ACCESSIBLE AT *ALL TIMES*

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Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 06:19 PM
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THEY'LL FIT RIGHT IN

UFO sighting: Claim ‘Alien fleet’ spotted flying over California - ‘Something big going on

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 05:49 PM
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THE CORRECT ANSWER IS: SHUT UP

A heated debate is spreading across Twitter: What, exactly, is the best way to organize groceries on a conveyor belt?

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 12:24 PM
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GOOD FOR HIM, WE GUESS

Famous fish that ate all his friends gets cheered up by 16th birthday party

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 10:06 AM
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A BRILLIANT GUY DOES A NICE THING

Satirist Tom Lehrer has put his songs into the public domain

(Thanks to Ranald Adams)

Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 10:04 AM
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TAKE ALL REASONABLE PRECAUTIONS

Impossible milk could be coming to your cereal bowl

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 10:01 AM
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CSI: TENNESSEE

Severed finger leads to arrest in log splitter theft in Anderson County

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 09:59 AM
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October 24, 2020

FYI

Happy Endings Could Mess Up Your Brain's Decision-Making, Study Says

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "Most misleading headline of the day so far.")

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 11:40 AM
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THIS IS THE THANKS YOU GET

Man Arrested After Calling 911 To Alert Authorities About Alien Invasion

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 11:32 AM
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EVENTUALLY HE'LL MAKE CHANGE

Gainesville police arrested a man who stole and ate a woman’s $5 bill.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 11:23 AM
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YOU KNOW WHO IS BEHIND THIS

Walmart store evacuated when skunk wanders inside

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 11:16 AM
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THERE IS NO FUN LIKE SCIENTIST FUN

Scientists Drive Tiny Robot Around Inside Living Butthole

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 11:06 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE TROGGS

Escaped cloned female mutant crayfish take over Belgian cemetery

(Thanks to pharmaross and AmoebaStampede, who says "We might as well just shred the Crustatucean.")

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 11:04 AM
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STAND WITH ME, AMERICA

You can be in the cabinet.

DB4prez

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 10:58 AM
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AND THEN PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

'Hey, crap, this bird is alive!' Driver describes how bald eagle came back to life in back seat of his van

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 10:44 AM
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October 23, 2020

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER T-SHIRT

The World's Largest Air Cannon

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2020 at 03:59 PM
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OOPS

A young couple who once dined at the Big Apple’s iconic Balthazar couldn’t bottle up their emotions after ordering an $18 Pinot Noir — but being served a $2,000 Mouton Rothschild instead by accident, the eatery’s owner recounted this week.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2020 at 03:18 PM
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AS FORETOLD IN THE OLD TESTAMENT

A pig appears in Brooklyn.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who wants to send it to Washington.)

Related: The City of Tallahassee Animal Service Center says they have rescued a pig who was living in a fraternity house.

Statement made by a person who apparently has never been in a frat house: "...pigs aren't meant to live in frat houses..."

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2020 at 10:08 AM
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THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

A giant inflatable Borat has taken over the Toronto waterfront

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2020 at 08:52 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO PUT ON A MASK AND GO

Florida man accused in cocaine bust was ‘only selling due to COVID’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2020 at 08:50 AM
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