February 15, 2025

THERE IS NOTHING MORE UNNATURAL THAN NATURE

Moroccan fly maggot uses fake face on its butt to infiltrate termite colony

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

Posted by Dave on February 15, 2025 at 08:58 AM
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TODAY IN CRICKET

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you Today in Cricket.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker) 

Posted by Dave on February 15, 2025 at 08:56 AM
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IT'S YOUR CIVIC (burppp) DUTY

...voters who have not yet applied for a postal vote will be able to vote at the Citizens’ Office in Sonnenvale and receive a free “König Pilsener” beer.

(Thanks to B&C and Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on February 15, 2025 at 08:53 AM
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THIS IS HOW WE TREAT OUR HEROES

Husband’s Disability Claim Undermined by Evidence of Repeated Sasquatch Hunts

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

Posted by Dave on February 15, 2025 at 08:50 AM
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THE ONGOING EPIDEMIC CONTINUES ONGOING

Ampang boy bitten by python hiding in toilet bowl

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on February 15, 2025 at 08:46 AM
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OTHER THAN IT WAS AN UNEVENTFUL TRIP

Nagasaki Airport bus runs 1.5 km with passenger locked in luggage compartment

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

Posted by Dave on February 15, 2025 at 08:43 AM
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February 14, 2025

ADVISORY TO KAYAKERS:

Avoid the ocean.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on February 14, 2025 at 09:25 AM
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NOT THAT YOU ASKED

Here’s what happens when astronauts ejaculate in space

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

Posted by Dave on February 14, 2025 at 09:22 AM
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KINKY!

Human sniffers evaluated the odors from nine mummies as old as 5,000 years at the Egyptian Museum in Cairo.

(Thanks to Rick Day and Carl Youngdahl)

Posted by Dave on February 14, 2025 at 09:14 AM
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VALENTINE'S DAY

Have a romantic one, blog people.

Here (thanks to pharmaross) are a guide to flower-buying for clueless guys and a story about things that can go wrong.

Posted by Dave on February 14, 2025 at 09:05 AM
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THE GUY TRADITION CONTINUES, AND THIS BLOG COULD NOT BE PROUDER

The Complete Guide to Guys,” is probably the funniest book I ever read.  Although with full disclosure, I haven’t read all of your books.

In “the Complete Guide to Guys”, the Chicagoland Corvair Enthusiasts club explains the blowing up of vacuum cleaners, and at the end of the story you state:

“You must remember that gasoline and vacuum cleaners do not mix, and under no circumstances should you attempt to do anything like this yourself. AND IF YOU DO, PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHERE AND WHEN.”

Sooo….   About 25 years ago we went to the desert near 29 Palms and actually took videos of our attempts at blowing up vacuum cleaners.  I just published the video on YouTube, and here is the link.

-- Ron Schendel

Advisory: The video shows guys being guys.

Posted by Dave on February 14, 2025 at 09:00 AM
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February 13, 2025

INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT WORK

Florida woman dances during sobriety test, tells deputy ‘you sound like my ballet coach'

(Thanks to ubetcha)

Reminds us of this.

Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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‘THE OPOSSUM LOOKED A LITTLE DISTRESSED’

Opossum eats entire Costco chocolate cake in Nebraska yard

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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‘LAST SEEN ON HIGHWAY 6’

Miss. police seek escaped emu for 'felony fleeing and disorderly conduct'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

‘Sewage’ is the secret ingredient in Singapore’s beer

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says “Whiskey for me, thanks.”)

Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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‘IN THE END SHE HAD TO CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE’

Woman cut free from office chair after getting NOSE RING stuck in it

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 09:00 AM
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AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE DEFENSIVE LINE

Eagles Fan Used a Voodoo Doll at the Super Bowl to Help the Team Win

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 08:57 AM
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A QUESTION YOU SHOULD ASK YOURSELF AS WE APPROACH VALENTINE'S DAY

Can these wild Florida monkeys give you herpes?

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 06:47 AM
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THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

Lazy people have longer lives

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 06:46 AM
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February 12, 2025

BOLO

Company offers $45-per-fish bounty on 27,000 escaped salmon

(Thanks to MOTW, John Lobert and Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 06:37 PM
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