December 09, 2023

DON'T MESS WITH BROOKLYN

Rocket launcher found in a B’klyn home basement

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2023 at 09:37 AM
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'HE STILL HAS LOVE FOR HER'

Hamilton man shot in testicle by ex-girlfriend

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2023 at 09:36 AM
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PIZZA

First tyrannosaur fossil discovered with its last meal perfectly preserved in its stomach

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2023 at 09:33 AM
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IT DOESN'T GET ANY MORE FLORIDA

Man Arrested for Theft After Refusing to Pay for Waffle House Logo Tattoo

(Thanks tio Buck Nekkid)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2023 at 09:29 AM
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THERE IS NOTHING MORE UNNATURAL THAN NATURE

Worm’s rear end develops its own head, wanders off to mate

(Thanks to Doug Shedd)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2023 at 08:49 AM
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Alabama Robber Shouted, ‘Happy Holidays, I Don’t Want to Hurt Y’all,’ Then Blasted Bear Spray — so Store Owner Shot Her

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2023 at 08:47 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Large pregnant sea lion hides from horny males on golf course

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2023 at 08:45 AM
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December 08, 2023

WHATEVER THE BOTTOM NEWS STORY OF TODAY IS

...this is somewhere below it.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2023 at 05:00 PM
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EVERYONE OUT OF THE LOCHS

Shark warning mistakenly sent to Scotland after mix-up with New Zealand town

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "New Zealand, on the other hand, received a Nessie warning.")

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2023 at 04:58 PM
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OTHER THAN THAT IT WORKED TO PERFECTION

A toaster placed under a car to warm up the battery is thought to have started a fire which destroyed the vehicle and damaged a house.

(Thanks to Laura)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2023 at 04:54 PM
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Florida bear attacks, takes off with reindeer Christmas decoration

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2023 at 12:17 PM
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ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Half a Million Worth of ‘Floating Gold’ Found in Dead Whale

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2023 at 11:15 AM
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'DESIGNER'

This designer purse that looks like a brown paper bag costs $2,500

(Thanks to Linda Schutjer)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2023 at 10:11 AM
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WHICH IS MARGINALLY BETTER THAN DEAD ONES

Bloke's bulge causes stir as airport staff catch him with live otters stuffed in his pants

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2023 at 09:11 AM
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AND IN MOTOR SPORTS

The Forklift Driving World Championship Is a Surprisingly Exciting Event

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2023 at 09:06 AM
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AS IS HER CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt

(Thanks to Frank and Not My Usual Alias, who says: "I have had enough radiation in the past year that at one point I could warm my coffee by holding it in both hands for 90 seconds. A person concealing a firearm for an MRI seems to be a waste of perfectly good radiation.")

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2023 at 09:04 AM
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WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Not this blog.

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2023 at 08:56 AM
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STAND TALL, AUSTRALIA, IF YOU CAN STILL STAND

Australian men visit 99 pubs in 24 hours to break world record

(Thanks to EricY)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2023 at 08:49 AM
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NIVEAU D'ALERTE : ÉLEVE

Krispy Kreme has invaded France.

(Thanks to Howard from Broward)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2023 at 08:48 AM
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December 07, 2023

CHANUKAH

Have a happy one!

Posted by Dave on December 7, 2023 at 05:28 PM
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