September 12, 2024
GUYS IN ACTION
Macomb County man straps propane tanks to car in bomb hoax to prevent repossession
(Thanks to Doug Ogg)
Posted by Dave on September 12, 2024 at 08:21 AM
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WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS
Dangerous Self-Cleaning Litter Boxes Are Reportedly Claiming Cats' Lives
(Thanks to Robert Moats)
Posted by Dave on September 12, 2024 at 08:19 AM
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AND IN SPORTS
The World Black Pudding Throwing Championships
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
Posted by Dave on September 12, 2024 at 08:16 AM
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NO WORD ON WHETHER LEONARDO DICAPRIO WAS ABOARD
Carnival cruise ship collides with large piece of ice
(Thanks to The Perts and EricY)
Posted by Dave on September 12, 2024 at 08:13 AM
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NO WORD ON WHETHER IT WAS CONSENTING
Man wanted for sex act with cucumber in Northwest DC
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on September 12, 2024 at 08:11 AM
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A GRATEFUL WORLD REJOICES
Japan’s cat testicle calendar is here
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on September 12, 2024 at 08:08 AM
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THREE OVER THE LEGAL FLORIDA LIMIT
Florida Man Parked Car In Turn Lane And Passed Out After 25 Beers
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on September 12, 2024 at 08:06 AM
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OTTERS ARE BASICALLY AQUATIC SQUIRRELS
Jogger left bloodied, dazed and crying after getting mauled — by a gang of otters
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and Ron Wylie, who notes that "Gang of Otters WBAGNFARB.")
Posted by Dave on September 12, 2024 at 08:03 AM
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September 11, 2024
CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR
Water gun fight leads to criminal assault charge for SW Ontario mom
(Thanks to B&C)
Posted by Dave on September 11, 2024 at 08:46 AM
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MICHIGAN HAS ALL THE LUCK
First-ever 'candy corn suite’ is just a short drive from Michigan
(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark)
Posted by Dave on September 11, 2024 at 08:43 AM
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THE SCENIC ROUTE
Itinerary nightmare: Ontario couple’s trip to Italy includes five flights, via Ontario, California
(Thanks to B&C)
Posted by Dave on September 11, 2024 at 08:40 AM
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THERE IS NOTHING MORE UNNATURAL THAN NATURE
The Terrifying Way That Eels Escape a Hungry Fish’s Stomach
(Thanks to Steve K., who says "And people eat these.")
Posted by Dave on September 11, 2024 at 08:38 AM
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WE SAW MYSTERIOUS PINECONE FORMATION OPEN FOR THE COWSILLS
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on September 11, 2024 at 08:36 AM
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CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT
Thousands of N.B. licence plates — dumped in the woods — thrill collectors
"...like Disneyland for licence plate people."
(Thanks to The Perts and Doug Ogg)
Posted by Dave on September 11, 2024 at 08:33 AM
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9/11
Let's not forget what happened 23 years ago today. Here's an essay I wrote on the first anniversary.
Posted by Dave on September 11, 2024 at 08:30 AM
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WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE SO-CALLED 'BILL OF RIGHTS'
Ohio regulators: Marijuana sellers can’t give out food from ice cream truck
(Thanks to Alan West)
Posted by Dave on September 11, 2024 at 08:24 AM
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September 10, 2024
AND IN MOTOR SPORTS
Car takes 213-foot bungee jump to break world record in Paris
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "At last, a flying car.")
Posted by Dave on September 10, 2024 at 10:16 AM
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'FASHION'
Daring models strip to nothing but duct tape for saucy New York Fashion Week show
(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w, who say "That's gotta hurt.")
Posted by Dave on September 10, 2024 at 10:11 AM
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ADVISORY:
Sitting all day can cause dead butt syndrome
(Thanks to Annette, and Doug Ogg, who says "Now they tell me!")
Posted by Dave on September 10, 2024 at 10:08 AM
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SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE
ROBOTIC SPY FISH INFILTRATES SHOAL OF FARTING HERRING
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on September 10, 2024 at 10:07 AM
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