May 24, 2025
FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT
Sales of viral plush toy Labubu halted in UK stores after reports of brawls
(Thanks to EricY)
Posted by Dave on May 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
11:44 p.m. The suspect of a marinara sauce assault could not be located.
(Thanks to Mary Smith)
Posted by Dave on May 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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May 23, 2025
EVERYONE'S PITCHING IN
How penguin poop can help to mitigate climate change
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on May 23, 2025 at 09:49 AM
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ANYTHING TO DECLARE?
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 23, 2025 at 09:45 AM
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WE THINK IT'S FATAL
Yawning may be more dangerous than you think, experts say
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on May 23, 2025 at 09:42 AM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE
Punk band Private Function release record that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on May 23, 2025 at 09:41 AM
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IT HAS HAPPENED TO ALL OF US
Norwegian man wakes to cargo ship in his garden
(Thanks to Ralph and Jan in Grimsby)
Posted by Dave on May 23, 2025 at 09:34 AM
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SEND THIS MAN TO WASHINGTON
(Thanks to Michael Parry)
Posted by Dave on May 23, 2025 at 09:32 AM
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May 22, 2025
OTHER THAN THAT, IT WENT EXACTLY AS PLANNED
(Thanks to Malcolm Hoar)
Posted by Dave on May 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT
Swedish Guillemot Mistaken for Spy Bird in Ethiopia
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on May 22, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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'OLIVIA'S WATER HAS BROKE'
Schenectady news anchor goes into labor on air, but delivers the news
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Posted by Dave on May 22, 2025 at 09:14 AM
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TODAY'S SUBSTACK TOPIC
Posted by Dave on May 22, 2025 at 09:11 AM
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May 21, 2025
THAT SHOULD DO IT
Snakes released in condo hallway in protest against noisy dog
(Thanks to pharnariss)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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ATTENTION PULITZER BOARD
Chicago Paper Publishes ‘Summer Reading List’ of Fake Books Created With AI
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
Toilet Scrolling Is Hurting Your Butt
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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WE CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DIDN'T ASK US TO DRIVE
Wienermobiles to compete in inaugural ‘Wienie 500’ at Indianapolis Motor Speedway
(Thanks to Ralph and The Perts)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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May 20, 2025
REMINDS US OF COLLEGE
This Austin book club has been reading the same book for 12 years. They’re not even close to done.
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "Maybe they should get off their phones.")
Posted by Dave on May 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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HE WILL FIGHT FOR YOU
(Thanks to Actual Name)
Posted by Dave on May 20, 2025 at 08:59 AM
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'URBAN?'
CNC Research Forest team is looking for public help with collecting urban bear poop
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on May 20, 2025 at 08:44 AM
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ATTENTION MEN:
GP issues urgent warning over 'summer penis' phenomenon that could destroy intimate moments
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 20, 2025 at 08:38 AM
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