October 27, 2020
FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS
Vampire bats socially distance when they fall ill
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
Posted by Dave on October 27, 2020 at 03:42 PM
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I WANT TO BE A PART OF IT, NEW YORK, NEW YORK!
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
Posted by Dave on October 27, 2020 at 03:41 PM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
(Thanks to Stan Ruth)
Posted by Dave on October 27, 2020 at 10:16 AM
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IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?
She also said she wasn’t aware that she was missing a tire.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on October 27, 2020 at 10:14 AM
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IF YOU THOUGHT 'SHARKNADO' HAD THE WORST HORROR-MOVIE PREMISE EVER
Somewhat NSFW.
(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Hard pass.")
Posted by Dave on October 27, 2020 at 10:12 AM
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BUTTOCKS MAKING NEWS
Rochester Man Pleads Guilty Over Cocaine Found In Someone Else's Buttocks
Stamford man stabbed in buttocks over game of chess
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on October 27, 2020 at 09:56 AM
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October 26, 2020
FAKE NEWS! IN FLORIDA, *ALL* ANSWERS ARE CORRECT.
Florida driving school suspended after giving out correct exam answers
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on October 26, 2020 at 02:59 PM
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A THREE-HOUR TOUR....
Investor Bill Gross accused of blaring ‘Gilligan’s Island’ song on loop to torment neighbor
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
Posted by Dave on October 26, 2020 at 02:57 PM
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THEY WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT CYMBALS
Thieves steal trailer full of drums from Seattle World Percussion Society
(Thanks to pharmaross)
We saw Trailer Full of Drums open for Cream.
Posted by Dave on October 26, 2020 at 02:56 PM
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GETTING SERIOUS OVER THERE
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
Posted by Dave on October 26, 2020 at 02:52 PM
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EVERYBODY'S STRESSED
Plumber punches co-worker during toilet repair
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on October 26, 2020 at 11:37 AM
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'BEST WORK?'
In venturing over to YouTube I've noticed a lot of "reaction videos" popping up. They typically involve a hip young person reacting to a video of some classic rock or blues performance by one of the great artists of the time ("First time hearing" Stevie Ray Vaughan reaction videos are a good example). Sadly, I've yet to see a reaction video for the Rock Bottom Remainders best work.
-- Jim Kenaston
Posted by Dave on October 26, 2020 at 10:02 AM
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'COVETED?'
Walmart exclusively nabs KFC's coveted chicken-scented firelogs
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on October 26, 2020 at 10:01 AM
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THEY WERE ALL RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
Crews vacuum 'murder hornets' out of Washington nest
(Thanks to many people)
Posted by Dave on October 26, 2020 at 09:58 AM
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October 25, 2020
BECAUSE YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR BEER ACCESSIBLE AT *ALL TIMES*
Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 06:19 PM
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THEY'LL FIT RIGHT IN
UFO sighting: Claim ‘Alien fleet’ spotted flying over California - ‘Something big going on
(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)
Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 05:49 PM
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THE CORRECT ANSWER IS: SHUT UP
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 12:24 PM
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GOOD FOR HIM, WE GUESS
Famous fish that ate all his friends gets cheered up by 16th birthday party
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 10:06 AM
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A BRILLIANT GUY DOES A NICE THING
Satirist Tom Lehrer has put his songs into the public domain
(Thanks to Ranald Adams)
Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 10:04 AM
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TAKE ALL REASONABLE PRECAUTIONS
Impossible milk could be coming to your cereal bowl
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 10:01 AM
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