July 22, 2019

SUAVE

Man, 65, made fake bomb threat to get date with flight attendant

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2019 at 03:09 PM
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YOUTUBER IS A CAREER?

Number One Career Choice For American Kids is to be YouTubers, For Chinese Kids It’s an Astronaut

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2019 at 03:06 PM
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GO AHEAD, SHATTER OUR HOPES AND DREAMS

Tennessee police department says it was joking about people creating 'meth gators' by flushing drugs down toilet

(Thanks to Steve K)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2019 at 03:03 PM
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ALL WE KNOW AT THIS POINT IS THAT IT HAS A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

‘Half-human, half-dog’ creature seen lurking near Texas river leaves fishermen terrified

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Advisory: Very convincing photographs.

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2019 at 03:02 PM
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RULE 1: STAY HOME

A Former FBI Agent Tells You How Not to Get Murdered on Vacation

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2019 at 10:18 AM
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MEANWHILE ABROAD

Latitude Festival criticised after dyeing sheep pink 

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Related: The grand champion market lamb title earned at the Logan County Junior Fair has been stripped of its title following a positive test for a banned drug.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2019 at 10:13 AM
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THE HOLIDAYS ARE AROUND THE CORNER

The flamethrower drone will soon be a thing you can buy

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2019 at 09:51 AM
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ADVISORY:

Stay the hell out of the ocean.

(Thanks to OldPhil, who says “”Perhaps ‘Groupernado’ is in the works?”)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2019 at 09:48 AM
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ATTENTION, ENTREPRENEURS:

With her 1,000 snails, the teacher makes an extra $320 to $650 a month.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2019 at 09:34 AM
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WHILE LOOKING FOR SEASHELLS

Woman finds brick of cocaine worth $33K washed up on Bolivar beach

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2019 at 09:30 AM
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NEEDS TO GET TO THE AIRPORT EARLIER

Man jumps on plane wing as it prepares for takeoff

(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2019 at 09:26 AM
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July 20, 2019

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE BYRDS

Elusive Emu Remains at Large in North Carolina After More Than Three Weeks

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on July 20, 2019 at 11:37 AM
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19 FLORIDA LICENSES ARE ON THE WAY

Learner drivers take practical test 19 times in a year and fail every single one

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on July 20, 2019 at 11:35 AM
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INCREDIBLY, HE WAS NOT FROM FLORIDA

Naked Customer Surprises Vermont Store Owners

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on July 20, 2019 at 11:33 AM
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A KEY VOTING BLOC

Japan’s prime minister asks men cheating on their wives, and their girlfriends to vote for him

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 20, 2019 at 11:31 AM
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'UH, THERE'S THREE GUYS FROM THE AIR FORCE HERE TO SEE YOU'

Unbeknownst to anybody at the brewery, something had accidentally activated the plane’s emergency locator beacon.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on July 20, 2019 at 11:28 AM
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July 19, 2019

THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS

Cadillac Parked On Brooklyn Street For 25 Years Finally Towed

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2019 at 11:04 AM
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HEY, IT'S HOT DOWN HERE

Florida man wearing nothing but bra burglarized several cars

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2019 at 10:57 AM
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IF THEY'RE OFFERING BUD LIGHT, THIS WOULD RESULT IN INTERGALACTIC WAR

Bud Light is offering free beer to any alien that makes it out of Area 51

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2019 at 10:54 AM
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IT WAS INEVITABLE

Five guys arrested at Five Guys restaurant in Stuart

(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert, Ranald Adams, Jeff Meyerson, pharmaross and Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2019 at 10:48 AM
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