June 26, 2022

CSI: NOWATA COUNTY

Oklahoma man leads authorities on pursuit, found hours later hiding in cow manure

Please note that, in accordance with our Strict Policy, we are not making fun of the suspect's name.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 26, 2022 at 08:56 AM
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WHAT'S THAT... OH, HI, FRIEND!

People drawn to others who smell like them

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 26, 2022 at 08:51 AM
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GOING TO AUSTRALIA?

Take a frying pan.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on June 26, 2022 at 08:50 AM
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IF YOU WATCH ONLY ONE VIDEO OF REALLY SMALL TOADS HAVING TROUBLE LANDING ON THEIR FEET...

...this is an option.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

Posted by Dave on June 26, 2022 at 08:48 AM
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IT DOESN'T TAKE MUCH

Frozen baby mammoth discovered in Yukon excites Canada

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on June 26, 2022 at 08:44 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Oregon man breaks world record for alphabetizing soup

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on June 26, 2022 at 08:43 AM
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June 25, 2022

HENCE THE LAUGHTER

The female hyena has an 8-inch clitoris

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 11:03 AM
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NO WORD ON FLAMINGOS

CDC tells public to not 'kiss or snuggle' chickens, ducks, backyard poultry amid salmonella outbreaks

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 11:01 AM
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FLATHEAD COUNTRY CRIME WAVE UPDATE

11:59 a.m. A woman wanted to report that she ran a red light in 2010, and did it again yesterday, but understood what she did was wrong.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 10:52 AM
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ALWAYS CARRY CASH

What to Do When There’s No Toilet Paper in a Public Restroom

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 10:48 AM
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OTHER THAN THAT IT'S TOTALLY RELIABLE

Toyota is recalling its first mainstream electric car because the wheels can fall off

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 10:47 AM
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THIS IS WHY WE NEVER LEND OUR COCKROACHES

NASA wants its moon dust and cockroaches back.

(Thanks to Ralph and AmoebaStampede)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 08:50 AM
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IT ALSO PRODUCED A VALID ETC.

World’s biggest bacterium found in Caribbean mangrove swamp

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 08:45 AM
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DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Half of UK adults are unable to identify a healthy poo

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 08:42 AM
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June 24, 2022

THIS IS ALSO A NO

Swiss 'hotel' offers sleepless nights to ponder world's crises

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2022 at 07:40 AM
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NO.

Amazon's Alexa could soon mimic voice of dead relatives

(Thanks to many people)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2022 at 07:38 AM
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AND IT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL!

Growing 'mermaiding' subculture makes a splash

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2022 at 07:37 AM
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FIRST MONKEYPOX, NOW THIS

'Tongue-eating parasite' discovered in box of imported fish in Suffolk

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2022 at 07:33 AM
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CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Heroin pusher caught red-handed after his ringtone sang 'Hello, it's your drug dealer'

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2022 at 07:31 AM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Chinese researchers have reportedly developed a device that can detect when a man is watching pornography by ‘reading his mind’.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2022 at 07:30 AM
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