November 30, 2020

FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

A PENNILESS fisherman has stumbled on possibly the world's biggest blob of rare whale vomit - worth an astonishing £2.4million.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2020 at 11:18 AM
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THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Wizard coming back from coven meeting crash lands on rooftop

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2020 at 11:14 AM
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WELL THIS ISN'T WEIRD AT ALL

Twitter user Just Jon Nah fired up his 3D printer and gave his pet chicken these beautiful T-Rex arms.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2020 at 11:00 AM
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AGAINST ALL ODDS, CANADA MANAGES TO DESCEND EVEN FURTHER INTO ANARCHY

Watch this raccoon ‘go shopping’ at Best Buy in Toronto

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Perhaps This Will Help: Canadian Army promotes polar bear to honorary master corporal

(Thanks to Mary Smith)

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2020 at 10:46 AM
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GOOD FOR SENIORS TO KEEP ACTIVE

65-year-old Chinese martial artist loves to get hit in the crotch with a log

Note that this blog is not making fun of anybody's name.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2020 at 10:42 AM
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November 29, 2020

BOLO

The mysterious silver monolith in the Utah desert has disappeared

(Thanks to vee and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 29, 2020 at 09:12 AM
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TENNESSEE SOCIAL SCENE

Man goes to cemetery for date, gets shot at

Note that this blog, in accordance with our strict policy, is not making fun of anybody’s name.

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Posted by Dave on November 29, 2020 at 09:08 AM
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NOBODY TELL THE OREGON HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT

Bizarre dragon-like blue sea creatures wash up on South African beach

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on November 29, 2020 at 09:03 AM
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TOAD VENOM: IT WORKS FOR TOADS, AND IT CAN WORK FOR YOU

Mike Tyson says psychedelic drug inspired his return to boxing

(Thanks to man Tom)

Posted by Dave on November 29, 2020 at 09:01 AM
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November 28, 2020

NOW *THIS* IS LEADERSHIP

Mayor of Novosibirsk defends decision to shape city’s main ice rink like a penis for 2nd consecutive year

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2020 at 01:18 PM
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BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

Kid Shoves Metal Coin Into His Nose, Forgets About It For 53 Years

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2020 at 01:17 PM
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WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

UFO SIGHTING OF ‘ALIEN SPACESHIP’ ABOARD ISS TURNED OUT TO BE RUSSIAN URINE

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2020 at 01:15 PM
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TAKE A SEAT, RODENTS OF NYC

This Rat Covers Itself With Poison That Can Take Out an Elephant

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2020 at 01:10 PM
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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Earth is 2,000 light years closer to supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy than we thought

(Thanks to vee)

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2020 at 01:08 PM
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IT KILLED IN THE SWIMSUIT COMPETITION

Danish Mayfly named 2021 insect of the year

(Thanks to EricY and The Perts)

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2020 at 01:04 PM
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'I HOPE YOU ENJOY THAT TIRE BECAUSE YOU COULD HAVE GAVE THAT TURKEY TO SOMEBODY WHO REALLY NEEDED IT'

A man told FOX6 News a tire was stolen from his vehicle -- and replaced with a turkey.

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2020 at 01:02 PM
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'I'M A NERD. I CAN'T HELP IT.'

B.C.'s 'nerd' premier gives Vulcan salute during swearing-in ceremony

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2020 at 12:59 PM
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November 27, 2020

AUSTRALIANS: INSANE, OR CRAZY?

Brave man allows monstrous huntsman spider to live in his house for a YEAR

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 27, 2020 at 11:19 AM
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SEND THESE LAWMAKERS TO WASHINGTON

Lawmakers throw pig guts, punches on Taiwan parliament floor

(Thanks to Ralph, Chris, Alkali Bill and Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on November 27, 2020 at 11:14 AM
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IT WILL HENCEFORTH BE KNOWN AS M*THERF*KING

Austrian village named F–king to change name after unwanted tourist attention

(Thanks to Michael Parry, Asher Scheiner, Doug Ogg, John Lobert and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 27, 2020 at 11:13 AM
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