June 25, 2022

HENCE THE LAUGHTER

The female hyena has an 8-inch clitoris

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 11:03 AM
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NO WORD ON FLAMINGOS

CDC tells public to not 'kiss or snuggle' chickens, ducks, backyard poultry amid salmonella outbreaks

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 11:01 AM
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FLATHEAD COUNTRY CRIME WAVE UPDATE

11:59 a.m. A woman wanted to report that she ran a red light in 2010, and did it again yesterday, but understood what she did was wrong.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 10:52 AM
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ALWAYS CARRY CASH

What to Do When There’s No Toilet Paper in a Public Restroom

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 10:48 AM
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OTHER THAN THAT IT'S TOTALLY RELIABLE

Toyota is recalling its first mainstream electric car because the wheels can fall off

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 10:47 AM
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THIS IS WHY WE NEVER LEND OUR COCKROACHES

NASA wants its moon dust and cockroaches back.

(Thanks to Ralph and AmoebaStampede)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 08:50 AM
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IT ALSO PRODUCED A VALID ETC.

World’s biggest bacterium found in Caribbean mangrove swamp

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 08:45 AM
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DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Half of UK adults are unable to identify a healthy poo

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 08:42 AM
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June 24, 2022

THIS IS ALSO A NO

Swiss 'hotel' offers sleepless nights to ponder world's crises

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2022 at 07:40 AM
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NO.

Amazon's Alexa could soon mimic voice of dead relatives

(Thanks to many people)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2022 at 07:38 AM
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AND IT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL!

Growing 'mermaiding' subculture makes a splash

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2022 at 07:37 AM
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FIRST MONKEYPOX, NOW THIS

'Tongue-eating parasite' discovered in box of imported fish in Suffolk

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2022 at 07:33 AM
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CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Heroin pusher caught red-handed after his ringtone sang 'Hello, it's your drug dealer'

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2022 at 07:31 AM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Chinese researchers have reportedly developed a device that can detect when a man is watching pornography by ‘reading his mind’.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2022 at 07:30 AM
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June 23, 2022

THE WHAT?

Trail enthusiasts will soon have more ground to cover as construction of Phase 6A of the Dick and Willie Passage will get underway next month.

(Thanks to Don Murphy)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2022 at 11:47 AM
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SUCH EXCITEMENT: FIRST THE EEL PIT, AND NOW THIS

History was made in Massachusetts recently when two TikTok stars created the world's largest chicken nugget.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2022 at 11:45 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

TIKTOK’S HIGHLY ANTICIPATED EEL PIT IS FINALLY REVEALED

This blog, for one, has never anticipated an eel pit more highly.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2022 at 11:30 AM
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WE'RE CLAIMING 'A' AND 'AN'

Ohio State gets approval to trademark ‘The’ for merchandise

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2022 at 11:26 AM
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AUSTRALIAN REAL-ESTATE AGENT OF THE WEEK

Unfortunately, our strict etc.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2022 at 11:18 AM
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YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

PUD Introduces new squirrel mascots Zip and Zap

(Thanks to Chris from the Northwest)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2022 at 11:16 AM
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