December 01, 2020

SO MUCH TO UNPACK HERE

Va. woman charged after opening fire on suspected drunk driver who crashed in her backyard

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on December 1, 2020 at 10:48 AM
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IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

Authorities arrested a wanted fugitive Friday in Baxter County after he crashed his motorcycle into a deputy’s patrol car.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on December 1, 2020 at 10:46 AM
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PLANNING A SWIM IN AUSTRALIAN WATERS?

Carry a camera.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on December 1, 2020 at 10:44 AM
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COUNT THIS BLOG AMONG THE FAITHFUL

Tequila bar applies to become church to skirt COVID-19 lockdown rules

(Thanks to Le Petomane, pharmaross and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 1, 2020 at 10:35 AM
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HE WILL OF COURSE BE GRANTED A FLORIDA CAPTAIN'S LICENSE

Drunk boater in Naples gives ‘poop deck’ new meaning…

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on December 1, 2020 at 10:34 AM
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ASK MISTER LANGUAGE PERSON

I have a question for Mr. Language Person.

The question is: is there a difference between a Clusterf#$% and a Sh@# Show?

Thank you for your masterful use and explanation of all things “wordy”.

With warmest regards,   Susan Kosturik, Dawsonville, GA

Dear Susan:

Yes, there is.

Warmest Human Regards,

Mister Language Person

Posted by Dave on December 1, 2020 at 10:32 AM
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WE NEED TO STOP DOING STUDIES

Otter penis bones are becoming less dense and more breakable due to toxic chemicals trickling into rivers from oil hubs in Canada - and it could have the same impact on human men, study reveals

(Thanks to Michael Moyer and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on December 1, 2020 at 10:26 AM
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THE SEVENTIES....

...every bit as tasteful as you remember.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on December 1, 2020 at 10:23 AM
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TMI

Why I’m Embracing Peeing Outside

(Thanks to Matt Filar, who says, "Embracing?")

Posted by Dave on December 1, 2020 at 10:15 AM
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WORKS FOR US

Cambodian villagers trust magic scarecrows to ward off coronavirus

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on December 1, 2020 at 10:11 AM
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November 30, 2020

FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

A PENNILESS fisherman has stumbled on possibly the world's biggest blob of rare whale vomit - worth an astonishing £2.4million.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2020 at 11:18 AM
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THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Wizard coming back from coven meeting crash lands on rooftop

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2020 at 11:14 AM
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WELL THIS ISN'T WEIRD AT ALL

Twitter user Just Jon Nah fired up his 3D printer and gave his pet chicken these beautiful T-Rex arms.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2020 at 11:00 AM
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AGAINST ALL ODDS, CANADA MANAGES TO DESCEND EVEN FURTHER INTO ANARCHY

Watch this raccoon ‘go shopping’ at Best Buy in Toronto

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Perhaps This Will Help: Canadian Army promotes polar bear to honorary master corporal

(Thanks to Mary Smith)

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2020 at 10:46 AM
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GOOD FOR SENIORS TO KEEP ACTIVE

65-year-old Chinese martial artist loves to get hit in the crotch with a log

Note that this blog is not making fun of anybody's name.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2020 at 10:42 AM
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November 29, 2020

BOLO

The mysterious silver monolith in the Utah desert has disappeared

(Thanks to vee and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 29, 2020 at 09:12 AM
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TENNESSEE SOCIAL SCENE

Man goes to cemetery for date, gets shot at

Note that this blog, in accordance with our strict policy, is not making fun of anybody’s name.

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Posted by Dave on November 29, 2020 at 09:08 AM
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NOBODY TELL THE OREGON HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT

Bizarre dragon-like blue sea creatures wash up on South African beach

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on November 29, 2020 at 09:03 AM
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TOAD VENOM: IT WORKS FOR TOADS, AND IT CAN WORK FOR YOU

Mike Tyson says psychedelic drug inspired his return to boxing

(Thanks to man Tom)

Posted by Dave on November 29, 2020 at 09:01 AM
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November 28, 2020

NOW *THIS* IS LEADERSHIP

Mayor of Novosibirsk defends decision to shape city’s main ice rink like a penis for 2nd consecutive year

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2020 at 01:18 PM
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