January 24, 2022
KENTUCKY TRAFFIC REPORT
A Limo With A Trunk-Mounted Stripper Pole Crashed Into A Creek
No doubt en route to Florida.
(Thanks to James Flynn)
Posted by Dave on January 24, 2022 at 03:58 PM
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ATTENTION, DETROIT LIONS FANS:
Trophy drought: A cow must be sacrificed to reverse the bad luck on Black Stars – Prophet
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on January 24, 2022 at 03:33 PM
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UPDATE
Nephew who took uncle's corpse to post office for pension 'didn't know he was dead'
Totally plausible.
(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w
Posted by Dave on January 24, 2022 at 03:29 PM
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IF IT WAS 'COPACABANA,' WE'D UNDERSTAND
Man divorces wife in record time after her song choice at their wedding sparks family row
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on January 24, 2022 at 03:28 PM
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WARREN
The great Warren Zevon would have turned 75 today. He played many times with the Rock Bottom Remainders, possibly because he learned so much about music from me and Steve King.
Posted by Dave on January 24, 2022 at 08:01 AM
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THAT SHOULD FIX HIS CREDIT RATING
Man Sets Bank Branch on Fire After Being Denied Loan
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on January 24, 2022 at 07:54 AM
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WONDER WHY
Is Old Music Killing New Music?
(Thanks to Rod Nunley and pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on January 24, 2022 at 07:49 AM
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HARD PASS
...it’s time to meet Rémy Vicarini who likes to make tiny helmets for his cat.
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on January 24, 2022 at 07:41 AM
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January 23, 2022
MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
9:38 a.m. A woman at a motel told the housekeepers she was immortal.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on January 23, 2022 at 09:33 AM
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UNUSED, FORTUNATELY
Truck carrying 30,000 pounds of diapers dumps on Highway 401
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on January 23, 2022 at 09:32 AM
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THESE TODDLERS TODAY
Toddler clears out mom's online shopping cart, orders $2K worth of items from Walmart
(Thanks to EricY and Jeff Meyerson)
Posted by Dave on January 23, 2022 at 09:30 AM
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AND IN SPORTS
Frisky Henry Dwyer-trained 2YO jumps out with erection at Geelong
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on January 23, 2022 at 09:18 AM
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IT WAS INEVITABLE, DUDE
Pot bust made on Stoner Drive in Bakersfield
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on January 23, 2022 at 09:16 AM
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WE THINK THIS IS IMPORTANT, BUT WE CAN'T READ IT
Doctor Claims It's Possible To Fart Yourself Blind
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on January 23, 2022 at 09:14 AM
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MEN: LOOKING FOR A VERY SPECIAL GIFT FOR A VERY SPECIAL SOMEONE?
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on January 23, 2022 at 09:08 AM
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JUST A BEER FOR US, THANKS
Sheep-Face Pizza On Offer For Farmer’s Day
(Thanks to Art Kraus)
Posted by Dave on January 23, 2022 at 09:01 AM
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THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR
Dead man brought to post office by friends seeking his pension
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, pharmaross and Roberto)
Posted by Dave on January 23, 2022 at 08:59 AM
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WHO DOESN'T?
Wish you could lift dumbbells with your feet like you can with your hands?
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
Posted by Dave on January 23, 2022 at 08:55 AM
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January 22, 2022
BOLO
Robot vacuum cleaner escapes from Cambridge Travelodge
(Thanks to MrX)
Posted by Dave on January 22, 2022 at 08:41 AM
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THIS SHOULD TRIGGER A LOCKDOWN
Barry Manilow serenaded by fans singing ‘Copacabana’ at NYC hot spot
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on January 22, 2022 at 08:37 AM
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