February 21, 2024

WE CAN THINK OF NOBODY MORE QUALIFIED

‘El Chapo’s’ granddaughter, 18, joins hunt for Loch Ness Monster while romping through Scotland

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2024 at 04:07 PM
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HEARTLAND SOCIAL NOTE

An Ohio couple held their wedding in an unusual venue: a Kentucky gas station's viral "disco bathroom."

(Thanks to John Lobert, who asks "What's that smell?")

NOTE: We may have blogged this item already, but we thought it was too important to take any chances. As a precautionary measure, judi has been fired.

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2024 at 04:05 PM
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HE DOESN'T SOUND *THAT* WILD

Woman Has Spent Months Sharing Her Toilet With A Wild Frog Named Stanley

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2024 at 03:59 PM
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NO, BUT THANKS FOR ASKING

Is it time for a more subtle view on the ultimate taboo: cannibalism?

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2024 at 03:58 PM
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SQUIRREL TERRORISM UPDATE

They've taken over The Washington Post.

Also the the little furred bastards are using a paywall.

(Thanks to Debbie in the Hague, Not My Usual Alias and Jeff from Pittsburgh)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2024 at 03:56 PM
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM PRODUCED

Florida doctors pull 150 live parasites from man’s nose

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2024 at 09:26 AM
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'GAZEBOED?'

Sloshed, plastered and gazeboed: why Britons have 546 words for drunkenness

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2024 at 09:25 AM
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THE WORD IS ‘HERO’

Minn. brewer sent flying across floor after beer tank valve explodes, blasting him with powerful stream of IPA

(Thanks to Mezrap)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2024 at 09:24 AM
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WHAT IF THEY ESCAPE?

Lab-Grown Testicles Created In Male Fertility Breakthrough

(Thanks to Ron T, Al Barkafski, Michael Parry and Bill Hudgins, who says "Send them to Washington.")

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2024 at 09:22 AM
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ASTEROID MEASUREMENT-UNIT UPDATE

Asteroid the size of 6 peacocks to fly close to Earth on Thursday

(Thanks to Chuck)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2024 at 09:16 AM
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February 20, 2024

LARGE SNAKES IN THE NEWS

Incredible moment world’s largest SNAKE is discovered by TV crew with 26ft beast as thick as a car tyre filmed in water

This Northern Green Anaconda was found by TV wildlife presenter Professor Freek Vonk in remote Brazil.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

This blog has questions:

  • It's not in Australia?
  • "Freek Vonk?"
  • Why is "Freek Vonk" diving in what appears to be a dress shirt?

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2024 at 05:12 PM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Man modifies ride-on toy car to reach 92.24 mph

(Thanks to MOTW, who notes "Father's Day is coming.")

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2024 at 05:04 PM
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BETTER THAN CHEEZ-IT BRAIN

A psychologist has warned against scrolling on your phone and ending up with 'popcorn brain'.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2024 at 02:49 PM
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ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Human leg found abandoned on New York Subway track

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2024 at 02:47 PM
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AS SO OFTEN HAPPENS

He got a box of penises in the mail, but not the ones he's looking for

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2024 at 10:06 AM
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AND IN SPORTS DOWN UNDER

Australian showjumper cleared to resume Olympic bid after ‘mankini’ controversy

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2024 at 10:05 AM
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BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

The fan who alleges they pooped their pants during the 2024 Hanteo Music Awards has made another shocking confession.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2024 at 10:04 AM
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THEY LEFT THE OWNER IN THERE

Nebraska zoo extracts 70 coins from white alligator's stomach

(Thanks to Doug Ogg, Rick Day and The Perts)

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2024 at 10:00 AM
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WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE CEREAL

Truck spills 10,000 gallons of milk onto Massachusetts highway

(Thanks to MOTW, who says "Officials urged citizens not to cry.")

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2024 at 09:59 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Cincinnati Reds Used Stuffed Pigs To Practice Tagging Runners

(Thanks to EricY, who says "Pork sliders?")

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2024 at 09:56 AM
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