January 27, 2022

THIS WAS IN FLORIDA, SO HIS STORY CHECKS OUT

Drug Suspect Claimed Bag Of Syringes Was "For Fishing," Police Report

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 27, 2022 at 12:58 PM
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IT WAS A FAKE DINOSAUR, OF COURSE, BUT IT HAD A REAL FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

T-Rex stuns drivers on Interstate 4

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 27, 2022 at 12:51 PM
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THE HAZARDS OF BRONCO BUSTING

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from reporting on the hazards of bronco busting.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 27, 2022 at 12:16 PM
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EMAILS THIS BLOG NEVER FINISHED READING

Hi, This would be the last time I contact.

Posted by Dave on January 27, 2022 at 12:13 PM
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WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

TV Weatherman Appears To Fart On Air

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “Sounds like a partially occluded front is passing through the area.”) 

Posted by Dave on January 27, 2022 at 08:46 AM
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THESE ARE MESSAGES CONCERNING YOUR CAR WARRANTY

Unknown space object beaming out radio signals every 18 minutes remains a mystery

(Thanks to B&C)

Posted by Dave on January 27, 2022 at 08:43 AM
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MAKES SENSE

New scientific paper claims octopuses are actually aliens from outer space

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on January 27, 2022 at 08:40 AM
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MOON THE MOON

The moon appears larger when it’s near the horizon, but you can defeat this illusion by bending over and viewing it between your legs.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on January 27, 2022 at 08:38 AM
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DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Lion loses a TESTICLE after lionesses attack him for trying to steal their food

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 27, 2022 at 08:33 AM
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January 26, 2022

JUSTICE BREYER IS RETIRING

This blog enjoyed serving as his mentor.

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2022 at 01:01 PM
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YIKES

Seriously, yikes.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says “there had to be vodka involved.”)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2022 at 09:38 AM
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WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

Hippos unleash poop tornado in response to stranger danger

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2022 at 09:35 AM
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UH OH

Woman who helped monkeys in Pennsylvania crash experiencing health issues: report

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2022 at 09:34 AM
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THIS IS WHY WE HAVE THE DEATH PENALTY

Alabama man accused of keeping meth-fed ‘attack squirrel’ faces new charges

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2022 at 09:32 AM
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THE NEWS FROM EUROPE

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting The News From Europe.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2022 at 09:30 AM
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NO WORD ON HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT BARRY MANILOW

Aliens love the Queen but not Prince Harry or Prince Andrew, UFO expert claims

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2022 at 09:27 AM
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January 25, 2022

IN SLOVAKIA, ANYWAY

Flying car wins airworthiness certification

Longer story here.

(Thanks to Gerry Studzinski and Michael Moyer)

Posted by Dave on January 25, 2022 at 11:44 AM
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SAID BY WHOM?

Japanese lingerie manufacturer Wacoal recently launched a line of lace boxer briefs for men that are said to be both beautiful and functional.

(Thanks to Static Joeage)

Posted by Dave on January 25, 2022 at 09:25 AM
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TWO GLASSES, PLUS A BOOSTER GLASS

Drinking red wine can reduce risk of catching Covid, according to new research

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on January 25, 2022 at 09:23 AM
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CSI: BLEACHFIELD

At some point in the preceding hours Mr Ross had male genitals drawn on his face which enabled police to quickly track him down from a description of the culprits.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on January 25, 2022 at 09:19 AM
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