March 21, 2023
WAKE UP, CANADA
Squirrel in equipment causes downtown Edmonds power outage Wednesday afternoon
(Thanks to EricY)
Posted by Dave on March 21, 2023 at 11:03 AM
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WE ASSUME THEY'LL USE A DELOREAN
Scientists Are Preparing to Create a Traversable Quantum Wormhole
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston, who says "These scientists have never been to the movies.")
Posted by Dave on March 21, 2023 at 11:02 AM
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IF PEPPERONI WAS INVOLVED, IT'S A FELONY
(Thanks to Rick Day)
Posted by Dave on March 21, 2023 at 10:47 AM
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THE GOOD NEWS: THEY'RE ABOVE-AVERAGE DRIVERS
(Thanks to Robert Moats)
Posted by Dave on March 21, 2023 at 09:26 AM
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WE ASKED CHATGPT, AND IT SAID: 'THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. YOU CAN TRUST ME!'
In San Francisco, some people wonder when A.I. will kill us all
(Thanks to EricY, who says "If the squirrels don't get us first.")
Posted by Dave on March 21, 2023 at 09:24 AM
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NO WORD ON HOW MANY GIRAFFES IT IS
Asteroid to fly between Earth and the Moon this week: report
(Thanks to Robert Moats)
Posted by Dave on March 21, 2023 at 09:21 AM
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HELP YOURSELF
Crocodile joins picnic, steals cooler box
(Thanks to John Lobert and Ralph)
Posted by Dave on March 21, 2023 at 09:15 AM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT
Man Invents Device So He Can Kiss Insects
(Thanks to Ralph)
After You Kiss Them, You Can Eat Them: Scorpion tamales and grasshopper tacos are on the menu at one of America’s best restaurants
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on March 21, 2023 at 09:14 AM
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March 20, 2023
SPRING IS HERE, TIME TO REPAINT THE LAWN
Do Your Neighbors Paint Their Lawns Green? Increasingly, Yes
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on March 20, 2023 at 02:06 PM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
Poop and parody to be argued at Supreme Court
(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w and Robert Moats)
Posted by Dave on March 20, 2023 at 10:19 AM
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WE'RE SEEING KERMIT
Woman discovers Shrek's face in pistachio ice cream
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "You guessed it: she was gobsmacked.")
Posted by Dave on March 20, 2023 at 10:17 AM
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HE'S PROBABLY THRILLED TO LEARN THEY WERE WRONG
Norfolk council sorry for wrongly telling man he is dead
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on March 20, 2023 at 08:08 AM
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HARD PASS
Pike Place Fish Market to Offer New Smoked Salmon Peeps for Easter
(Thanks to Jane Linderman)
Posted by Dave on March 20, 2023 at 08:07 AM
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March 19, 2023
BUT WE KNOW WHO'S REALLY GIVING THE ORDERS
Murder, Inc.: Gang of Crows Runs Denver's Uptown Neighborhood
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on March 19, 2023 at 09:44 AM
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'LAMB MOWERS'
This company lets you rent sheep to mow your lawn in an environmentally friendly way
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
Posted by Dave on March 19, 2023 at 09:32 AM
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CSI: NORFOLK
Burglar stole vibrator after breaking in through dog flap
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
Posted by Dave on March 19, 2023 at 09:26 AM
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ALSO VERY FAINT TRACES OF FARTS
Mount Everest has preserved climbers’ frozen sneezes for centuries: study
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
Posted by Dave on March 19, 2023 at 09:24 AM
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March 18, 2023
NOBEL PRIZE ALERT
Six scientists swallow lego heads to see how long it takes to poo them out
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
We have the vague feeling that we already blogged this, but we are way too lazy to look into it. As a precautionary measure, we will fire judi.
Posted by Dave on March 18, 2023 at 11:16 AM
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WHY THE HELL NOT?
Florida woman pushes for ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ at board meeting
“You guys may not be aware, but Florida has the largest per-capita population of sugar daddies in the U.S.”
(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark)
Posted by Dave on March 18, 2023 at 10:54 AM
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YOU GO, STUD
90-year-old tortoise becomes father of three
(Thanks to Michael Parry, who says “Guy tortoise in action)
Posted by Dave on March 18, 2023 at 09:02 AM
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