December 04, 2023

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Woman celebrating her 115th birthday says the secret is eating 'lots of beans'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 04:56 PM
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CANADIAN TERROR UPDATE

Escaped kangaroo punches police officer in face before Oshawa capture

(Thanks to The Perts and B&C)

Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 04:53 PM
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FESTIVE!

Man accidentally prints neighbour's dental X-ray on his family Christmas cards

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 04:49 PM
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OH SHUT UP

You've been holding your wine glass wrong - expert warns it's different for white and red

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 04:45 PM
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FRANCE ON HIGHEST ALERT

Milford Haven: Garden ornament turns out to be live bomb

(Thanks to wiredog)

Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 04:43 PM
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OOPS

Passengers surprised when plane lands 200 miles from destination

(Thanks to Frank)

We'd be more than "surprised."

Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 08:55 AM
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A FLORIDA COMMERCIAL LICENSE IS ON THE WAY, DUDE

A bus driver ate gummies containing THC, then passed out on highway.

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 08:53 AM
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THE COMMENTS

They're back. For now. Thanks to judi. Who has nevertheless, as a precautionary measure, been fired.

Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 08:50 AM
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APPARENTLY SHE WAS NOT DONE DINING

Drunk dine-and-dash suspect bites West Van police officer

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 08:43 AM
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SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT

Snow White Has Her Arm Ripped Off By Dopey At Disney World

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 08:35 AM
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WE'RE NUMBER THREE

Most Fun Cities in America

Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 08:33 AM
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December 03, 2023

FALL IN FLORIDA

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Posted by Dave on December 3, 2023 at 12:04 PM
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DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Woman hurls clothes over sixth-floor NYC balcony after boyfriend caught cheating: video

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

Posted by Dave on December 3, 2023 at 09:33 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Dr Pepper Awards Two $100,000 Scholarships to Correct Halftime Blunder

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on December 3, 2023 at 09:32 AM
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UNTIL NOW IT WAS ONLY A DREAM

You could own the world’s largest pheasant

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 3, 2023 at 09:30 AM
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THE COMMENTS

They're still not working. Judi, despite being fired, has tried various things that sometimes fix the problem but so far they have not worked. She has also reached out to TypePad, which feels like appealing to the Wizard of Oz. We apologize for the fact that you cannot comment. If you feel your comments backing up internally, you could try relieving the pressure by speaking directly to another human, although we do not advise this.

Posted by Dave on December 3, 2023 at 09:28 AM
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HALLELUJAH, DUDE

Massive marijuana grow operation with ‘booby traps’ discovered in Tennessee church

(Thanks to Bill Carver and Doug Ogg, who says "Lord, lift us higher.")

Posted by Dave on December 3, 2023 at 09:19 AM
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SO THEY CAN WRITE?

...ecologists at Mexico’s National Autonomous University are giving the public the chance to virtually adopt an axolotl. For $30, $180 or $360, donors can choose the sex, age and name of the little buddy they get to call theirs for a month, six months or a year, respectively. The axolotls stay in Mexico, but donors receive an adoption kit with an infographic, the axolotl’s identification card, a certificate of adoption and a personalized thank-you letter.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on December 3, 2023 at 09:17 AM
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CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Kangaroo escapes Ontario zoo during overnight stay

(Thanks to B&C, Doug Ogg and The Perts)

Posted by Dave on December 3, 2023 at 09:09 AM
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LET'S START A GOFUNDME

Jeff Bezos’ Giant Yacht Is Apparently Too Big to Anchor Near Others in Florida

(Thanks to Steve K.)

Posted by Dave on December 3, 2023 at 09:06 AM
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