March 20, 2023
SPRING IS HERE, TIME TO REPAINT THE LAWN
Do Your Neighbors Paint Their Lawns Green? Increasingly, Yes
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on March 20, 2023 at 02:06 PM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
Poop and parody to be argued at Supreme Court
(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w and Robert Moats)
Posted by Dave on March 20, 2023 at 10:19 AM
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WE'RE SEEING KERMIT
Woman discovers Shrek's face in pistachio ice cream
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "You guessed it: she was gobsmacked.")
Posted by Dave on March 20, 2023 at 10:17 AM
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HE'S PROBABLY THRILLED TO LEARN THEY WERE WRONG
Norfolk council sorry for wrongly telling man he is dead
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on March 20, 2023 at 08:08 AM
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HARD PASS
Pike Place Fish Market to Offer New Smoked Salmon Peeps for Easter
(Thanks to Jane Linderman)
Posted by Dave on March 20, 2023 at 08:07 AM
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March 19, 2023
BUT WE KNOW WHO'S REALLY GIVING THE ORDERS
Murder, Inc.: Gang of Crows Runs Denver's Uptown Neighborhood
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on March 19, 2023 at 09:44 AM
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'LAMB MOWERS'
This company lets you rent sheep to mow your lawn in an environmentally friendly way
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
Posted by Dave on March 19, 2023 at 09:32 AM
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CSI: NORFOLK
Burglar stole vibrator after breaking in through dog flap
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
Posted by Dave on March 19, 2023 at 09:26 AM
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ALSO VERY FAINT TRACES OF FARTS
Mount Everest has preserved climbers’ frozen sneezes for centuries: study
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
Posted by Dave on March 19, 2023 at 09:24 AM
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March 18, 2023
NOBEL PRIZE ALERT
Six scientists swallow lego heads to see how long it takes to poo them out
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
We have the vague feeling that we already blogged this, but we are way too lazy to look into it. As a precautionary measure, we will fire judi.
Posted by Dave on March 18, 2023 at 11:16 AM
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WHY THE HELL NOT?
Florida woman pushes for ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ at board meeting
“You guys may not be aware, but Florida has the largest per-capita population of sugar daddies in the U.S.”
(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark)
Posted by Dave on March 18, 2023 at 10:54 AM
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YOU GO, STUD
90-year-old tortoise becomes father of three
(Thanks to Michael Parry, who says “Guy tortoise in action)
Posted by Dave on March 18, 2023 at 09:02 AM
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SURE
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
Posted by Dave on March 18, 2023 at 09:00 AM
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FOOD, NOT PETS
(Thanks to EricY and Sean T, who says "Progress in the investigation had been slow.")
Posted by Dave on March 18, 2023 at 08:56 AM
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WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
Posted by Dave on March 18, 2023 at 08:50 AM
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March 17, 2023
TODAY IN GOBSMACKERY
People gobsmacked to discover meaning of squiggly symbol on car dashboard
(Thanks to John Lobert, who notes that "the gobsmacked bar gets lower and lower.")
Posted by Dave on March 17, 2023 at 12:12 PM
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WITHOUT STUDIES, WE WOULD KNOW NOTHING
Earning More Money Actually Does Make People Happier: Study
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on March 17, 2023 at 12:10 PM
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CANADA: A NATION IN CHAOS
Skunks take over Winnipeg school
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on March 17, 2023 at 12:08 PM
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NAH
Insect Farming Is Booming. But Is It Cruel?
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on March 17, 2023 at 09:08 AM
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BECAUSE WE NEED MORE MICE
(Thanks to EricY)
Posted by Dave on March 17, 2023 at 09:04 AM
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