May 27, 2022

MORE THAN FAIR

Bermuda Triangle cruise offers all guests full refund - if the ship disappears

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2022 at 08:37 AM
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HUH

A jury in Portland has convicted a self-published romance novelist — who once wrote an essay titled "How to Murder Your Husband" — of fatally shooting her husband four years ago.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2022 at 08:35 AM
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DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING

Hi, I know how busy you must be answering a lot of emails day by day.

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2022 at 08:30 AM
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OUR GUESS IS, THEY'RE HAVING SEX

Why California’s rattlesnake population is booming

(Thanks to Ranald Adams)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2022 at 08:29 AM
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THEY SHOULD PUT WINDSHIELDS ON THOSE THINGS

US submarine that crashed into an underwater mountain in the South China Sea ran into a pier months earlier

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "The helmsman had a valid etc.")

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2022 at 08:21 AM
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May 25, 2022

WITH A NAME LIKE WWW.WELSHITALIANPIZZA.CO.UK, IT HAS TO BE GOOD

Pizza company mortified over 'worst name ever' after website blunder

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2022 at 08:48 AM
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EXCEPT WHEN THEY'RE OPENING FOR CARDI B

Skydiving salamanders live in world’s tallest trees

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko and Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2022 at 08:39 AM
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WHY THE DIAPERS HAVE LONG NAILS WE'LL NEVER KNOW

Cardi B drops a tutorial video showing how to change diapers with long nails

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2022 at 08:34 AM
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WHY THE SNAKE WAS PLAYING A VIDEO GAME WE'LL NEVER KNOW

Snake Bites Man on Butt as He Sat on Toilet Playing Video Game

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2022 at 08:31 AM
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May 24, 2022

IN FLORIDA, IT WOULD BE DRIVING

Cow sits on family’s lap in backseat of car

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2022 at 11:58 AM
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NEBRASKA: WHERE THE ACTION NEVER STOPS

Pool noodle fight over the name Josh again attracts hundreds

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2022 at 10:56 AM
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CSI: IBERIA PARISH

Two arrested in Louisiana for illegally transporting house, abandoning it in road

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2022 at 09:55 AM
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SO HOW WAS SCHOOL?

Nine-year-old boy discovers puma in school toilet cubicle

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2022 at 09:02 AM
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HI THERE...... DENISE!

Dolphins Recognize Each Other By Tasting One Another's Urine

(Thanks to GJ)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2022 at 08:53 AM
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WE FEEL OLD

Crews remove last functioning pay phone in New York City

(Thanks to Alan Dean and The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2022 at 08:50 AM
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EVERYBODY STAY INDOORS

Asteroid the size of 350 giraffes to fly past Earth this week

(Thanks to Paul, and to Fabian Marson, who notes that "comets are measured in hippos.")

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2022 at 08:49 AM
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HEARTBREAKING NEWS FOR GOURMANDS EVERYWHERE

Gourmet boiled peanut restaurant Randeez Nutz Express closes in south Jacksonville

(Thanks to Rick Stevenson)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2022 at 08:47 AM
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LET'S NOT HEAR ANY MORE WHINING ABOUT SPIDERS

Wisconsin couple kills bear that attacked them in their home

(Thanks to Bill Ostroot)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2022 at 08:44 AM
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IT CONFESSED AFTER THEY TIED IT TO A STOOL

Peruvian police catch “narco pigeon” trying to smuggle marijuana into prison

(Thanks to B&C)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2022 at 08:36 AM
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SPOILER ALERT: IT WAS A FLIP PHONE

Japanese teen calls cops on man she thinks is holding a knife

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2022 at 08:32 AM
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