Dave Barry's Blog

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

'Shining anus' volcano in Tonga coughs up cloud of smoke during recent eruption

(Thanks to Gary Schroeder and Ralph)

URGENT ADVISORY FOR MEN:

Do NOT click here.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

New scientific study shows you’re smarter after you just pooped

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Update: OK, it turns out we blogged an item about this several days ago. We're conducting an investigation to determine how this happened, although we all know there are only two possible explanations:

1. judi.
2. Global Climate Change.

AND IN SPORTS

Man Pulls Down Pants, Moons Camera

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

EVERYBODY GET INDOORS

Space Tornadoes Are Swirling Around the Milky Way's Core

(Thanks to The Perts)

WHY THE DONKEY HAD MINTS, WE'LL NEVER KNOW

Police wrangle loose donkey with mints

(Thanks to John Lobert, who is not saying that "Loose Donkey With Mints" WBAGNFARB.)

PRIORITIES

A Palm Beach woman struck a bicyclist, then continued on to a country club where she turned over her Mercedes to a valet and took a golf lesson.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE

Man Requires Medical Attention After Getting Girlfriend’s Hand Stuck in His Mouth

(Thanks to MOTW and Ralph)

 

'A GIANT U-TURN'

United flight forced to divert after pilot realises they forgot their passport

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

CSI: HORRY COUNTY

Goat opens gate, lets kangaroo loose in South Carolina

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "And we know who put both of them up to it.")

WE ARE APPROACHING PEAK FLORIDA LIFESTYLE

Waffle House opens golf cart accessible location near The Villages

(Thanks to Rick Day)

FINALLY

A mysterious black hump filmed “rising and falling” is believed by an enthusiast to be the Loch Ness Monster, finally caught on camera.

(Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert, who says "clear and convincing evidence.")

FOR SOME OF US...

...this is every day.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IS WE GETTING STUPIDER?

We is.

'A LATE SURGE IN SUPPORT'

The blobfish, described as the world's ugliest animal, has been voted fish of the year in New Zealand.

(Thanks to Ralph)

NEVER FORGET

Bath County celebrates the mysterious meat shower of 1876

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN SPORTS

“He Had to Poop;” Milwaukee Brewers Manager Reveals Hilarious Reason Joey Ortiz Exited Game Early

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

DEFINITELY

Did the National Weather Service capture a photo of Bigfoot during a Pennsylvania storm survey?

(Thanks to John Lobert, EricY and Barry Nester)

THANK GOD FOR STUDIES

Study Reveals Athletes Perform Better Post-Poop

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WE DON'T WANT ANY DETAILS

Police recover four Tiffany earrings two weeks after Texas man swallowed them during arrest

(Thanks to MOTW and The Perts)