Dave Barry's Blog

THIS IS ALSO A NO

Swiss 'hotel' offers sleepless nights to ponder world's crises

(Thanks to pharmaross)

NO.

Amazon's Alexa could soon mimic voice of dead relatives

(Thanks to many people)

AND IT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL!

Growing 'mermaiding' subculture makes a splash

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

FIRST MONKEYPOX, NOW THIS

'Tongue-eating parasite' discovered in box of imported fish in Suffolk

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Heroin pusher caught red-handed after his ringtone sang 'Hello, it's your drug dealer'

(Thanks to pharmaross)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Chinese researchers have reportedly developed a device that can detect when a man is watching pornography by ‘reading his mind’.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Barry Nester)

THE WHAT?

Trail enthusiasts will soon have more ground to cover as construction of Phase 6A of the Dick and Willie Passage will get underway next month.

(Thanks to Don Murphy)

SUCH EXCITEMENT: FIRST THE EEL PIT, AND NOW THIS

History was made in Massachusetts recently when two TikTok stars created the world's largest chicken nugget.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

TIKTOK’S HIGHLY ANTICIPATED EEL PIT IS FINALLY REVEALED

This blog, for one, has never anticipated an eel pit more highly.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE'RE CLAIMING 'A' AND 'AN'

Ohio State gets approval to trademark ‘The’ for merchandise

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AUSTRALIAN REAL-ESTATE AGENT OF THE WEEK

Unfortunately, our strict etc.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

PUD Introduces new squirrel mascots Zip and Zap

(Thanks to Chris from the Northwest)

WE'VE WANTED TO DO THIS TO MANY APPLIANCES

Swedish man throws washing machine more than 14 feet

(Thanks to MOTW, who says "It was asking for it.")

FLORIDIANS: ANYBODY MISSING A HORSE?

Giant Florida Burmese Python Had Hoofs in Stomach and Was Carrying 122 Eggs

(Thanks to klezmerphan and pharmaross)

INSTEAD OF LEMONADE...

...kids in the blog's neighborhood sell homegrown mangoes, honey and rose apples.

THE DAY WHEN THE DOGS RISE UP AND KILL US ALL...

...it's coming soon.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

'DETAILS OF HOW EXACTLY THE RULE WILL BE ENFORCED ARE UNKNOWN'

Swimmers face £645 fine for peeing in the sea

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AUSTRALIAN POLITICAL REPORT

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Australian Political Report.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CSI: PHUKET

Phuket police play down Patong tuk-tuk driver brawl

(Thanks to pharmaross)

YOU'D THINK THEY'D STEP OUTSIDE

International Space Station smells awful because astronauts fart more in space

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)