June 20, 2025

WE SAW B.C.O.M. OPEN FOR DISGRUNTLED MONKEY

Florida Sheriff Warns Beachgoers to Ignore Bizarre Clumps of Manatees Near Shore for NSFW Reason

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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BOLO

Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE ANIMALS

Disgruntled monkey tears down 'No Feeding' banner in apparent protest

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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VERY HARD PASS

CARBONATING TUNA FISH

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Tempting, but no.")

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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TWO WORDS THAT DO NOT GO TOGETHER: 'BREAKFAST' AND 'ADVENTURE'

The father, John Tolkien, sat down with his family for what was marketed as an unforgettable dining experience—the Princess Breakfast Adventure. When the bill arrived, it totaled a staggering $937.65 for five people, which included a hefty tip of $150.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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IRREFUTABLE

I waited 50 years for loch trip – and took a photo of ‘Nessie’ in just minutes

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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LETTER TO A BRIDE-TO-BE

Do not screw it up.

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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June 19, 2025

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS WE DID NOT FINISH READING

Hi Name,

We saw your book, "Book," on Amazon and think it deserves even more attention!

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2025 at 01:17 PM
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BOTH THE MAN AND THE CAMEL WERE RELEASED AFTER ETC.

In an unusual and dangerous incident, a visibly inebriated man was seen riding a camel on the PV Narsimha Rao Expressway in Hyderabad, terrifying motorists.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2025 at 07:38 AM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Poisonous hammerhead worms rising in Texas. When chopped in two, they double

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2025 at 07:36 AM
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IT PRODUCED A VALID ETC.

At Virginia motel, an odd guest checks in: A six-foot alligator

(Thanks to Gary Shcroeder)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2025 at 07:34 AM
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WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE SO-CALLED 'BILL OF RIGHTS'

No-nonsense Texas judge scolds man for wearing ‘World’s Best Farter’ shirt in courtroom

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2025 at 07:33 AM
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WHAT *CAN'T* HE DO?

Jack Bauer, who has thrown 102 mph pitch, flips from Virginia to Mississippi State baseball

(Thanks to  [of course] The Amazing Steve, who says "p.s. Edgar is still dead.') 

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2025 at 07:30 AM
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June 18, 2025

IT WAS THE MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO FLORIDA

An 80-year-old drives a luxury Mercedes sedan down Rome’s Spanish Steps and gets stuck

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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LEAVING HIM WITH NO CHOICE

Pasco man starts roadway gunfight because victims were ‘2 big guys’ in a ‘bigger truck’: affidavit

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2025 at 09:13 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Liquid Death Is Selling Empty Iced Tea Cans Containing Ozzy Osbourne’s DNA

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2025 at 09:11 AM
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June 17, 2025

SEND SOME TO WASHINGTON

Mouth tape has become a billion-dollar industry.

(Thanks to Fred Preller)

Posted by Dave on June 17, 2025 at 02:39 PM
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ALWAYS THE LAST ETC.

Astronomers locate universe's 'missing' matter

(Thanks to Steve K, who says "It was in the unclaimed luggage at O'Hare Airport.")

Posted by Dave on June 17, 2025 at 08:31 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Southern Europeans protest overtourism with water pistols

(Thanks to Steve Pudlo)

Posted by Dave on June 17, 2025 at 08:29 AM
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THEY HAVE AN ASSOCIATION?

Ghana: Reduce alcohol prices or we’ll shut down everywhere — Drunkards association warns govt

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 17, 2025 at 08:27 AM
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