September 19, 2021

GOOD LUCK, ME HEARTY

This Guy Running For Canadian Parliament Wants Men Not to Ejaculate

(Thanks to Unholy Slackarrrrr)

Posted by Dave on September 19, 2021 at 03:16 PM
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MATEYS:

DO NOT CLICK HAARRRRR

(Thanks to way too many people)

 

Posted by Dave on September 19, 2021 at 09:57 AM
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AHOY THE POOP DECK

Nebraska students stealing soap dispensers, toilet seats as part of TikTok challenge

(Thanks to Asher Scheinarrrrr)

Posted by Dave on September 19, 2021 at 09:51 AM
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ARRRR

Arrrrr.

Posted by Dave on September 19, 2021 at 09:47 AM
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September 18, 2021

ADVICE FOR AUSTRALIANS PLANNING TO DO THE LAUNDRY:

Don't.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 18, 2021 at 11:43 AM
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BOLO

Colorado town pleads for return of stolen phone booth

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on September 18, 2021 at 11:38 AM
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PRECISELY THE PURPOSE FOR WHICH 911 WAS CREATED

Man Kept Calling 911 To Report He Was Tired

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 18, 2021 at 11:37 AM
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WE KNOW WHO *NOT* TO CALL

Whale carcass prompts emergency response at Great Kills Park

(Thanks to Jane Linderman and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 18, 2021 at 11:30 AM
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EMAIL TO THE BLOG

Because there was once a time when I cared about such things, I will occasionally still get emails from a group that tracks academic publications.  Supposedly (meaning I have to believe these folks) when they spot my name, they send a query to make sure I am the author.

Here is an actual real life question I got today: Are you the Craig Magee who wrote  "Diachronous sub-volcanic intrusion along deep water margins: insights from the Irish Rockall Basin"?

I replied:  No, you've got me confused with the Craig Magee who wrote about diachronous sub-volcanic intrusions in SHALLOW water.  Easy mistake.  Happens all the time.

-- Craig Magee

Posted by Dave on September 18, 2021 at 11:27 AM
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'BEPANTED?'

Bepanted shovel-toting farmer wins privacy payout from France TV

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Wouldn't that mean with pants?

Posted by Dave on September 18, 2021 at 11:24 AM
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TIME TO START HOARDING

Earth’s oxygen is projected to run out in a billion years

The toilet paper will be long gone by then.

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on September 18, 2021 at 11:21 AM
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WHAT NOW

Shopkeepers urged by police not to sell baked beans to children due to new TikTok trend

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 18, 2021 at 11:20 AM
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IT BE TOMARRRRRRRROW, ME HEARTIES

Arr.

Posted by Dave on September 18, 2021 at 11:16 AM
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September 17, 2021

IN THAT CASE, SIR, PLEASE RESUME FIRING

Kentucky man shoots out of hotel window, says he was aiming at aliens

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2021 at 09:38 AM
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'COREGASMS'

10 per cent of gym goers have had an orgasm while exercising, study finds

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Please wipe down the equipment when you are finished.")

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2021 at 09:36 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR HEART

Stonington police warn residents of aggressive minks

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2021 at 09:34 AM
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A PAIR OF FLORIDA LICENSES ARE ON THE WAY

Indiana State Police say a drunk husband crashed his car into a tractor trailer not far from his house. When his allegedly drunk wife went to pick him up, she crashed her car into his wrecked vehicle that was still on the road.

(Thanks to Jillian)

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2021 at 09:31 AM
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WE HAVE SOME QUESTIONS

Astronaut blood can be used to make concrete on Mars, scientists say

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2021 at 09:30 AM
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WE LIKE 'COME AND TASTE TE PUKE'

The hunt for New Zealand's worst-ever city slogan is nearing its end, and it's looking like Hutt Valley is the town to beat.

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2021 at 09:28 AM
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'EXCITING ECOLOGICAL OPTION'

Body composting a ‘green’ alternative to burial, cremation

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2021 at 09:24 AM
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