June 20, 2024

AHOY, DUDES

Boaters find over $1 million of cocaine — packaged with bald eagle designs — floating at sea off Florida Keys

(Thanks to EricY)

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2024 at 08:28 AM
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BROOKLYN: THE AUSTRALIA OF BOROUGHS

Man bitten by baby corn snake he found in bathtub in Brooklyn apartment

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2024 at 08:27 AM
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AGAIN: BEARS ARE BASICALLY LARGE SQUIRRELS

Thieving bear steals workers' lunch from pickup truck in California

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says the message to the Uber Eats driver would be "I'm the guy that is just past the bear.")

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2024 at 08:23 AM
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ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Microplastics discovered in human penises for the first time

(Thanks to EricY)

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2024 at 08:19 AM
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June 19, 2024

THAT IS ONE SLOW DIGESTIVE PROCESS

Watch believed to have been eaten by cow turns up 50 years later

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2024 at 11:44 AM
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PASS

Meet the hobbyists who collect barf bags

(Thanks to Ron T)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2024 at 11:42 AM
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AND THEY ALL CAN LEGALLY VOTE IN FLORIDA

Chinese Sex Doll Mega Producer Says Next-Gen AI Bots Are On the Way

(Thanks to wiredog, who says "Humanity is doomed.")

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2024 at 11:40 AM
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CANADA: A NATION ON THE CUTTING EDGE

Virtual buffalo will soon be roaming Regina's Māmowimīwēyitamōwin Park.

(Thanks to The Perts)

No word on whether virtual deer and antelope will be playing.

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2024 at 11:39 AM
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IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THERE...

Florida man tosses furniture off 20-story Midtown Manhattan building

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Because there are no 20 story buildings in Florida?")

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2024 at 11:37 AM
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EXACTLY WHAT GOLF NEEDS

Insane six-man golf brawl breaks out during Father’s Day round

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2024 at 09:37 AM
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A BENEFIT FOR PRIME MEMBERS

Bengaluru couple finds cobra in Amazon package

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2024 at 09:36 AM
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THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

Drunk Man at Disney World Punches Cast Member And Threatens Others With Pole

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2024 at 06:32 AM
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GUESS THE STATE

Moment McDonald’s worker opens fire on drive-thru customer who complained about incorrect order

(Thanks to pharmaoss and Janice Gelb, who says "Just eat the cold fries.")

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2024 at 06:29 AM
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June 18, 2024

JUST A BEER FOR US, THANKS

Russians Used To Keep Their Milk Fresh With Frogs

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2024 at 04:23 PM
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MAKES SENSE, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THE BOOK OF GENESIS, THEY BOTH HAD FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Was the Biblical Garden of Eden in Florida? Minister long claimed park in northwestern part of the state was once home to Adam and Eve

(Thanks to pharmaross and Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2024 at 04:18 PM
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NEW ZEALAND BUSINESS SPOTLIGHT

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the New Zealand Business Spotlight.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2024 at 10:36 AM
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IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME

San Diego is cracking down on... yoga.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2024 at 10:34 AM
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PASS THE EXTENSION CORD

Electrical brain stimulation can ease heartbreak, study finds

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2024 at 10:31 AM
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THE SQUIRRELS ARE BEHIND THIS

'Mysterious' monolith similar to column seen in 2020 appears in Las Vegas desert

(Thanks to Ed. Floden)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2024 at 10:29 AM
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SO HOW WAS YOUR COMMUTE?

Snake spurs evacuation of Hong Kong commuter train

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2024 at 08:46 AM
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