September 16, 2024

WHEW

A Distant Spacecraft Has Confirmed That Earth Is Habitable

(Thanks to Robert Moats and Annette) 

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2024 at 03:25 PM
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PERSONAL FOUL

Matt LaFleur reacts to Packers center vomiting on ball: 'First time I've heard that'

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2024 at 03:22 PM
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THE NAME THEY USE IS 'CHAMP'

These Monkeys Call One Another by Name

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "This is precisely why we have studies.")

 

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2024 at 03:20 PM
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AND IN SPORTS

Missouri water lily holds 142 pounds of sandbags, wins worldwide contest

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2024 at 09:00 AM
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ATTENTION, PEOPLE SWIMMING NEAR NEW SMYRNA BEACH, FL:

Get out of the water now.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2024 at 08:59 AM
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THESE KIDS TODAY

Gen Z employees are entitled, too easily offended, lazy and generally unprepared for the workplace — according to their bosses.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2024 at 08:54 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Cat stuck in 10-metre-deep tank at sewage plant rescued

(Thanks to Geoffrey Scott)

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2024 at 07:51 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Buckingham Palace guard slips and lands on his butt while on duty

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2024 at 07:01 AM
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SO THEY CAN VOTE *AND* DRIVE IN FLORIDA

Organisms Created in Laboratory Are "Third State" Beyond Life and Death, Scientists Say

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2024 at 06:54 AM
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'WE EAT A LOT OF FIBER'

Why Going on Daily ‘Fart Walks’ Is Great for Your Health, According to an Award-Winning Cookbook Author

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2024 at 06:45 AM
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THOSE THINGS SHOULD NOT EVEN BE LEGAL

Arizona man blows Lego out of nose after three decades: 'I can breathe now'

(Thanks to Ron Wylie and Dave Vander Ark, who both say "Always the last place you look.")

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2024 at 06:28 AM
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September 15, 2024

'THE SQUIRREL WAS EATING ME'

Police find squirrel in Florida man’s shirt during traffic stop

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 15, 2024 at 04:00 PM
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SOUNDS LEGIT

'Time traveller' says he's comes back from 2671 to warn of 5 'danger' events this year

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "We should listen to this guy.") 

Posted by Dave on September 15, 2024 at 03:50 PM
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WE CAN NEVER TELL THEM APART

Vessel rescued in English Channel after emergency call to Dover, Delaware, instead of Dover, England

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

Posted by Dave on September 15, 2024 at 03:43 PM
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WELL IN THAT CASE, MA'AM....

Woman says God gave her permission to steal from Walmart

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

Posted by Dave on September 15, 2024 at 03:27 PM
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WE ASSUME THE SURGERY IS TO MAKE HIM STOP

Man plays trombone during brain surgery

(Thanks to B&C)

Posted by Dave on September 15, 2024 at 02:38 PM
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AND IN SPORTS

We broke the record for World’s Largest Charcuterie Board, with more than 1,032 pounds of cured meats and cheeses!

Horseback wrestling to sheep bone tossing: Highlights from the World Nomad Games

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on September 15, 2024 at 02:34 PM
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PLAIN AS DAY

Loch Ness monster's 'twin' discovered as 'two large' mysterious shapes captured

(Thanks to Annette)

Posted by Dave on September 15, 2024 at 02:32 PM
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THANKS, BUT WE CAN ALREADY DETECT OUR HOME PARTICLES

It Is Surprisingly Easy To Build Your Own Particle Detector At Home

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on September 15, 2024 at 07:56 AM
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September 14, 2024

CANADA CONTINUES ITS TERRIFYING DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO TOTAL ANARCHY

Camper stinking mad over public pooping eviction

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 14, 2024 at 09:32 AM
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