January 24, 2025

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Not this blog.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2025 at 01:13 PM
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AND IN SPORTS

Ice marathon runner dons polar bear suit, breaks world record

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2025 at 01:10 PM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Man uses flame thrower to melt ice on Georgia street

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2025 at 01:09 PM
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'THE COUPLE WAS SITUATED IN FRONT OF A PET GROOMING BUSINESS'

Even In Key West, You Will Get Arrested For Having Sex On a Public Sidewalk

(Thanks to Charles Cates, who says "This is why we need a new Constitutional convention.")

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2025 at 01:04 PM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Elvis Presley's personalised jockstrap for sale

(Thanks to pharmaross and Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2025 at 07:33 AM
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WHAT'S THAT GLOW?

This famous Florida drinking fountain is radioactive. Would you take a sip?

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2025 at 06:24 AM
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ATTENTION TONY JUDGES

The saga of Gwyneth Paltrow’s ski trial is now an off-Broadway musical

(Thanks to Annette)

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2025 at 05:32 AM
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January 23, 2025

MEANWHILE IN THE HOTBED OF CRIMINAL ACTIVITY THAT IS FLATHEAD COUNTY

2:07 p.m. A caller did not need law enforcement, but mentioned he did a great cover of Bonnie Raitt that can be heard on iTunes.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2025 at 03:31 PM
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MEN:

Do not click here.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2025 at 03:29 PM
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TACKLING THE ISSUES

Over or Under? Charmin Settles the 'How to Hang Toilet Paper' Debate

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2025 at 03:28 PM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Kiehl's, a pioneer in skincare for all, continues to champion inclusivity and body positivity with the launch of a bold new campaign introducing Pubic Display Type. This first-of-its-kind font, crafted entirely from actual human pubic hair, is a creative response to censorship and an unapologetic celebration of self-care for all skin, including intimate areas.

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2025 at 03:26 PM
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WE'VE HAD BARBERS WHO WOULDN'T EVEN NOTICE

Haircuts interrupted when cow forces its way into barbershop

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2025 at 03:22 PM
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AND IN SPORTS

World record set as GR man lifts 206 pounds while riding unicycle

(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2025 at 09:46 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

A Polish general was dismissed last week by the nation’s defense minister after reportedly misplacing a batch of anti-tank mines that were later found in an Ikea warehouse

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Good luck assembling them.

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2025 at 09:44 AM
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OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A LOVELY FLIGHT

Qantas has issued an apology and refund to a passenger who had to endure eight hours sitting in someone else’s vomit after a passenger on the previous leg became violently ill.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2025 at 08:34 AM
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THAT'S ONE WAY TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF

Surgeon and father of three performs vasectomy on himself as a gift for his wife: ‘I am really brave’

(Thanks to John Lobert and Roberto)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2025 at 07:36 AM
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ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Scientists detect chirping cosmic waves in an unexpected part of space

(Thanks to GJ, who says "Birds in space?")

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2025 at 07:29 AM
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BUT THEY CAN LEGALLY DRIVE AND VOTE IN FLORIDA

Elephants can’t sue to leave the zoo, court rules

(Thanks to Jim Perth, Charles Cates and Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2025 at 06:32 AM
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HEY, WE DON'T GET A LOT OF OPPORTUNITIES TO DO THIS DOWN HERE

Florida snow: Truck driver crashes while doing doughnuts in road, deputies say

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2025 at 06:27 AM
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January 22, 2025

NO WE DON'T

The Exhaust Burger is a prototype for a grill you attach to your car's exhaust system.

(Thanks to Terri Card)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2025 at 09:31 AM
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