January 15, 2021

JUST IN CASE, WE MUST *STOP THIS CHEETO*

Debate Rages Over Whether Single Speeding Cheeto Could Destroy Space Station

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2021 at 09:24 AM
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AUSTRALIA: EVEN THE SPONGES ARE DEADLY

Three new carnivorous sponges found in Great Australian Bight

(Thanks to Dave Emery)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2021 at 09:21 AM
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NO IT'S NOT

Monkey Tail Beard Is The Latest Male Fashion Trend

(Thanks to Matt Filar and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2021 at 09:19 AM
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JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT 2020 WAS OVER

Bad omen for UK as Tower of London raven missing, feared dead

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2021 at 09:18 AM
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IT'S ON THE RIGHT STREET

Coronation Street actor finds 4ft royal python on toilet seat

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2021 at 09:13 AM
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DUDES

Activists Plan To Give Away Marijuana At COVID Vaccination Sites In D.C.

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2021 at 09:11 AM
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January 14, 2021

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAA

Drunk man steals floating tiki hut in Key West

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 14, 2021 at 05:08 PM
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WE ARE NOT THE ONLY NATION IN TURMOIL

People in Toronto are anonymously mailing cow poo to each other as a prank

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on January 14, 2021 at 05:02 PM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR...

West Monroe man says he had permission to urinate on house

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on January 14, 2021 at 05:01 PM
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THEREBY RAISING THE AVERAGE AUDIENCE IQ

Praying mantises watching TV.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on January 14, 2021 at 04:59 PM
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UH-OH

A new machine called ColdSnap, which looks and functions like a Keurig for soft serve ice cream, has emerged as one of the buzziest products of this year's all-digital CES tech show.

(Thanks to Fred Preller, who says “We were promised flying cars, which I never wanted. THIS I WANT!”)

Posted by Dave on January 14, 2021 at 08:48 AM
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ORGANIC, DUDE

Psychedelic Mushrooms Grew in a Man's Veins After He Injected Them

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on January 14, 2021 at 08:44 AM
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YOU GO AHEAD, FOOD-SAFETY-AGENCY PERSONS

Maggot-like worms safe for humans to eat: food safety agency

(Thanks to pharmaross and Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on January 14, 2021 at 08:42 AM
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January 13, 2021

FLORIDA MAN SAYS:

Don’t mess with our manatees.

Posted by Dave on January 13, 2021 at 09:22 PM
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HE WON'T GET FAR ON FOOT

Russian CO Under Investigation for Stealing His Own Ship's Propellers

(Thanks to Michael Hardt, who says "When I quit my last job, I took a stapler.")

Posted by Dave on January 13, 2021 at 04:03 PM
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THIS ACTUALLY MAKES PRACTICAL SENSE IN FLORIDA

Residents of the usually quiet South Florida community of Palmetto Bay are buzzing after spotting one of their neighbors riding his military style tank down residential roads.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Not just a tank: a "military style" tank.

Posted by Dave on January 13, 2021 at 03:56 PM
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THE NIGHTMARE IS OVER

Serial toilet thief captured by police in Japan

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 13, 2021 at 08:41 AM
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SO SWEET

CROSSVILLE LAW FIRM GIVING AWAY FREE DIVORCE FOR VALENTINES DAY

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 13, 2021 at 08:38 AM
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BECAUSE THEY NEED A RIDE?

Every 8 Years, Swarms of Millipedes Stop Trains in Japan. Scientists Finally Know Why

(Thanks to Art Kraus, who says “And here I thought I'd heard every excuse for being late to work.”)

Posted by Dave on January 13, 2021 at 08:36 AM
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REMINDER TO AUSTRALIANS:

Always check under the microwave.

(Thanks to Matt Filar, John Lobert and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 13, 2021 at 08:27 AM
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