May 23, 2022
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
Try Peeing On Your Plants, Say Experts
(Thanks to EricY)
Posted by Dave on May 23, 2022 at 07:46 AM
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MEANWHILE DOWN UNDER
Why Australians are voting in their budgie smugglers
(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)
Posted by Dave on May 23, 2022 at 07:43 AM
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AW
Over 100 Young Crocodiles Find Refuge on Their Father’s Back in India’s Chambal River
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "He’s hoping they’ll move out after college.")
Posted by Dave on May 23, 2022 at 07:40 AM
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THEY ARE ATTACKING OUR BEDROCK INSTITUTIONS
Richard Bland's ball stopped and rolled off green by squirrel at PGA Championship
(Thanks to B&C, Ralph, pharmaross, Le Petomane and Doug in Sacramento)
Posted by Dave on May 23, 2022 at 07:38 AM
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WITHOUT STUDIES WE WOULD KNOW NOTHING
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
Women more likely to engage in risky sexual behaviors with more attractive partners
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Posted by Dave on May 23, 2022 at 07:36 AM
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PARTY INSECTS
Fruit flies keep having sex when they are dying
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 23, 2022 at 07:31 AM
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THE WEST: STILL WILD
Loving County judge arrested for cattle theft
Excellent Name For Suspected Cattle-Thief Judge: "Skeet Jones"
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 23, 2022 at 07:30 AM
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WHAT POLE, OFFICER?
Florida man drives car up pole, arrested for DUI
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 23, 2022 at 07:27 AM
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May 22, 2022
SPLISH SPLASH, DUDE
Detroit customs officers seize over 2,000 pounds of marijuana labeled as ‘pool toys’
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "Pass the flotation aid, bro.")
Posted by Dave on May 22, 2022 at 10:36 AM
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DON'T THANK ME; I'M JUST DOING MY JOB
Here I am preparing to do battle with one of New York City's notorious giant cement squirrels.
Posted by Dave on May 22, 2022 at 10:34 AM
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UPDATE
Wichita Woman Accused of Pooping on Beauty Store Wigs Is Allegedly a Serial Fecal Offender
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 22, 2022 at 10:32 AM
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May 21, 2022
ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK
Warzone players find XP glitch in King Kong's testicles
Doc shocked to find money up patient’s butt
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 11:38 AM
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THE FLATHEAD COUNTY DATING SCENE
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:43 AM
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MEANWHILE ABROAD
The Russian military fired a rocket at Odesa and destroyed the beach toilet.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:41 AM
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NEEDLESS TO SAY THE HORSE PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:34 AM
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'LEARN TO MONETIZE'
National bank hit by ransomware trolls hackers with dick pics
(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:32 AM
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TRY UNPLUGGING IT, THEN PLUGGING IT BACK IN
NASA engineers trying to figure out strange readings from aging interstellar spacecraft
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:29 AM
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WHAT'S IN THE U-HAUL, DUDE?
Man busted with nearly 1 ton of marijuana near Florida border, officials say
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:28 AM
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GUYS IN COVID-RELIEF ACTION
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, EricY and The Perts)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:27 AM
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WHY WE AVOID CAVE EVENTS
Man hauled to safety after hanging from tree at cave event in place known locally as Devil’s Arse
(Thanks to Adrian Hope)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:17 AM
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