October 20, 2021

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAA

Florida man uses finger guns to steal Waffle House napkins, deputies say

True Fact: This happened on Bandit Street.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2021 at 03:47 PM
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THAT EXPLAINS WHY SO FEW OF THEM GRADUATE FROM COLLEGE

Dogs can develop ADHD just like humans

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "A dog with ADHD is otherwise known as a 'dog'.")

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2021 at 03:42 PM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE RAMONES

A group of violent otters is mysteriously attacking people and dogs in Alaska

(Thanks to Nancy Gill, who says "Directed to do so by the squirrels, no doubt.")

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2021 at 03:36 PM
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WHERE THE HELL IS THE FDA?

Wisconsin meat market offers candy corn brats just in time for Halloween

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2021 at 03:34 PM
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FLORIDA EDUCATORS OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Two newly hired physical education teachers at a Florida elementary school were arrested after the shooting of a man whose apartment they entered thinking it belonged to someone else following a night of drinking.

A Mistake Anyone Could Have Made: One of the teachers mistakenly climbed into bed with the man, his wife and their baby, and the other teacher went to the bathroom before the male occupant of the house escorted them out. The teachers believed they had entered the apartment of one of their friends.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2021 at 11:36 AM
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THE DEFINITIVE PLAYLIST FOR MUSIC-LOVERS

This is definitely not it.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2021 at 10:29 AM
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A NATION ON EDGE

Candy Corn Maker Hit With Ransomware

(Thanks to Michael Marsh, who says “I'm not sure if these are terrorist bastards or heroes.”)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2021 at 09:21 AM
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October 19, 2021

CSI: THEODOSIA, MO.

Investigators say while the deputy chased Cole, he noticed something suspicious in his hand. The deputy arrested him, realizing Cole was holding a Marie Callender chocolate cream pie.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 19, 2021 at 11:33 AM
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BECAUSE IT WAS HUMMING 'COPACABANA'

Baby crab in ear ruins woman’s vacation

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 19, 2021 at 11:31 AM
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AUSTRALIAAAAAA

Bizarre footage captures the moment a man wearing only his underpants arms himself with a broom and PELLET gun to fend off a huntsman spider

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on October 19, 2021 at 11:28 AM
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'THE FART AND THE FURIOUS'

Tattoo artist set ablaze during butt tattoo ‘gas leak’

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 19, 2021 at 11:26 AM
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THE WORST PART: IT WAS RED BULL

Scottish police rescue seal with beverage can stuck over its jaw

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 19, 2021 at 08:23 AM
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PLEASE MAKE A NOTE OF IT

Kanye West's name change to 'Ye'

(Thanks to MOTW and man tom)

Posted by Dave on October 19, 2021 at 08:20 AM
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October 18, 2021

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE NOBEL PRIZES

Penis ring is the first ever wearable “erection tracker” that can detect if you’re at risk of diseases

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on October 18, 2021 at 03:47 PM
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WHY FLORIDA IS NOT LIKE WHERE YOU LIVE

Here's the most recent entry on the Nextdoor site for this blog's neighborhood:

Hello, does anyone know of capture and relocation services for crocodiles in the area? This one has been hanging out behind my house for about a week and I’m concerned because I have children and small dog.

Posted by Dave on October 18, 2021 at 03:40 PM
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YOU GOT AN 'A,' DUDE

Marijuana edibles found in teacher’s reward box for students

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 18, 2021 at 09:56 AM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

How Mathematics Helps You To Find The Best Porta Potty

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on October 18, 2021 at 09:50 AM
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THEY FOUND *WHAT*?

Police find hundreds of frozen edible dormice in drugs raid in Italy

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on October 18, 2021 at 09:49 AM
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ABSOLUTELY, SIR. OUR BAD.

Suspect who stole U-Haul calls police and asks for deputies to stop chasing him

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 18, 2021 at 09:46 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Steward Scores A Goal With Dildo In Lincoln City Vs Charlton Athletic Game

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 18, 2021 at 09:44 AM
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