November 28, 2022

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING

I'm sorry to hurry you up. I've been waiting for your reply during 8 days.

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2022 at 10:39 AM
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DO *NOT* PASS GO

Man arrested after family Monopoly game turns violent, Tulsa police say

(Thanks to Alan West, who says "I hope he kept his 'Get Out of Jail Free' card.")

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2022 at 10:39 AM
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THIS IS THE 376,438TH TIME WE HAVE READ SOME VERSION OF THIS STORY

...and we're still not biting.

(Thanks to Ashe Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2022 at 10:34 AM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Oxford scientists crack case of why ketchup splatters from near-empty bottle

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2022 at 10:30 AM
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AND IN THE ARTS

A contemporary pop artist known for transforming The Simpsons in his art says he could take action against Cardi B for recreating his work in a Halloween Instagram post. Italian artist aleXsandro Palombo claims Cardi B was never authorized to use his art for her Oct. 31 post, in which the rapper portrayed Marge Simpson in a dress cut out on the backside to expose her butt cleavage.

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2022 at 10:26 AM
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NOTHING SAYS "'TIS THE SEASON"

...like Caesar salad candy canes.

"With a dash of anchovy."

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2022 at 10:10 AM
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November 27, 2022

WHY ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO HAVE SPEARS

City employee in  Japan kills wild boar with spear on elementary school grounds

Vaguely related: Japanese zoo practices lion escape protocol in hilarious drill

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on November 27, 2022 at 09:04 AM
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YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT NOT TO PARTY

A French court has ruled that companies can't fire their workers for failing to be sufficiently "fun."

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

Posted by Dave on November 27, 2022 at 09:02 AM
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THEY ALSO HATE SQUIRRELS

Octopus Brains Evolved to Share a Surprising Trait in With Our Brains

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on November 27, 2022 at 08:53 AM
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THE WORD IS 'HERO'

The 30-year-old supermodel gave researchers a sample of her blood before and after reaching climax so they could study its effects on her body chemistry – and the results will be screened on TV this week. 

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on November 27, 2022 at 08:50 AM
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November 26, 2022

AND IN WEST VIRGINIA SPORTS

The Commode Bowl

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 26, 2022 at 09:38 AM
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LOOKING FOR A SPECIAL HOLIDAY GIFT?

Sculpture of naked Putin on golden toilet up for auction

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 26, 2022 at 09:36 AM
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THE INTERNET: AN EASILY AMUSED PLACE

"Fast And Furious": Video Of Snake Slithering Away With Slipper Leaves Internet In Splits

(It’s actually a flip-flop.) (Why a snake needs a flip-flop, we’ll never know.)

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 26, 2022 at 09:32 AM
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SQUIRRELS ARE BASICALLY LARGE FURRY PARASITES

A Mind-Controlling Parasite Is Making Yellowstone Wolves Foolhardy

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on November 26, 2022 at 09:21 AM
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AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING

World Cup fan known as 'T*ts Man' forced to remove inflatable boobs by Qatar cops

We’ve known many guys who were T*ts Men.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 26, 2022 at 09:16 AM
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WE DON’T KNOW ABOUT ON THE ROAD, BUT PROBABLY YES IN THE CAR

Will Self-Driving Cars Lead to More Sex on the Road?

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 26, 2022 at 09:13 AM
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STILL SITTING INSIDE THE ORIGINAL VENDING MACHINE

World’s ‘oldest meal’ discovered in 550-million-year-old fossil

(Thanks to Steve K, who says “And another Hostess Twinkie was nearby, still in perfect condition.”)

Posted by Dave on November 26, 2022 at 09:07 AM
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November 25, 2022

USA! USA !



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Posted by MiamiHerald on November 25, 2022 at 01:33 PM
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THEY WERE BOTH RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.

Rarely seen snake species shows up in middle of Florida road — eating another animal

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Robert Moats)

Posted by Dave on November 25, 2022 at 10:45 AM
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CANADA: A NATION IN CHAOS

Watch RCMP chase down escaped ostriches running amok in Taber

(Thanks to B&C and Roberto)

Posted by Dave on November 25, 2022 at 10:43 AM
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