March 20, 2023

SPRING IS HERE, TIME TO REPAINT THE LAWN

Do Your Neighbors Paint Their Lawns Green? Increasingly, Yes

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on March 20, 2023 at 02:06 PM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Poop and parody to be argued at Supreme Court

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w and Robert Moats)

Posted by Dave on March 20, 2023 at 10:19 AM
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WE'RE SEEING KERMIT

Woman discovers Shrek's face in pistachio ice cream

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "You guessed it: she was gobsmacked.")

Posted by Dave on March 20, 2023 at 10:17 AM
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HE'S PROBABLY THRILLED TO LEARN THEY WERE WRONG

Norfolk council sorry for wrongly telling man he is dead

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on March 20, 2023 at 08:08 AM
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HARD PASS

Pike Place Fish Market to Offer New Smoked Salmon Peeps for Easter

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Posted by Dave on March 20, 2023 at 08:07 AM
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March 19, 2023

BUT WE KNOW WHO'S REALLY GIVING THE ORDERS

Murder, Inc.: Gang of Crows Runs Denver's Uptown Neighborhood

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 19, 2023 at 09:44 AM
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'LAMB MOWERS'

This company lets you rent sheep to mow your lawn in an environmentally friendly way

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on March 19, 2023 at 09:32 AM
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CSI: NORFOLK

Burglar stole vibrator after breaking in through dog flap

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on March 19, 2023 at 09:26 AM
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ALSO VERY FAINT TRACES OF FARTS

Mount Everest has preserved climbers’ frozen sneezes for centuries: study

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Posted by Dave on March 19, 2023 at 09:24 AM
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March 18, 2023

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Six scientists swallow lego heads to see how long it takes to poo them out

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

We have the vague feeling that we already blogged this, but we are way too lazy to look into it. As a precautionary measure, we will fire judi.

Posted by Dave on March 18, 2023 at 11:16 AM
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WHY THE HELL NOT?

Florida woman pushes for ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ at board meeting

“You guys may not be aware, but Florida has the largest per-capita population of sugar daddies in the U.S.”

(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark)

Posted by Dave on March 18, 2023 at 10:54 AM
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YOU GO, STUD

90-year-old tortoise becomes father of three

(Thanks to Michael Parry, who says “Guy tortoise in action)

Posted by Dave on March 18, 2023 at 09:02 AM
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SURE

Philly Meteorologist Says Her Colleague Likes To Be “Double Fisted” On Live TV: “She Means Beer, My God”

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Posted by Dave on March 18, 2023 at 09:00 AM
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FOOD, NOT PETS

Six giant African land snails have been found in the luggage of a traveler who flew to Michigan from the west African country of Ghana.

(Thanks to EricY and Sean T, who says "Progress in the investigation had been slow.")

Posted by Dave on March 18, 2023 at 08:56 AM
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WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Not this blog.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on March 18, 2023 at 08:50 AM
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March 17, 2023

TODAY IN GOBSMACKERY

People gobsmacked to discover meaning of squiggly symbol on car dashboard

(Thanks to John Lobert, who notes that "the gobsmacked bar gets lower and lower.")

Posted by Dave on March 17, 2023 at 12:12 PM
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WITHOUT STUDIES, WE WOULD KNOW NOTHING

Earning More Money Actually Does Make People Happier: Study

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on March 17, 2023 at 12:10 PM
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CANADA: A NATION IN CHAOS

Skunks take over Winnipeg school

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on March 17, 2023 at 12:08 PM
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NAH

Insect Farming Is Booming. But Is It Cruel?

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on March 17, 2023 at 09:08 AM
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BECAUSE WE NEED MORE MICE

Scientists have created baby mice with two fathers for the first time by turning male mouse stem cells into female cells in a lab.

(Thanks to EricY)

Posted by Dave on March 17, 2023 at 09:04 AM
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