March 27, 2023

THE EPIDEMIC IS SPREADING

Nightmare As Child Lifts Toilet Seat Lid To Find 5ft Python

Enormous Python Found Emerging from Toilet That Wouldn't Flush

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2023 at 08:39 AM
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WE HAVE LOST OUR MINDS, AS A SPECIES

Since February, the city has begun to unveil the concrete squirrel sculptures as part of the Seguin Squirrel Trail Program. Each sponsored squirrel is painted by a local artist and then permanently mounted somewhere throughout the community.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2023 at 08:37 AM
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DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING

Hello admin,

I have found your website from a google search and visited.

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2023 at 08:33 AM
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IT WAS THE ONLY RATIONAL RESPONSE

Taco Bell customer damages drive-thru, threatens to shoot employees when told he can't order breakfast burrito

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2023 at 08:30 AM
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BUT STILL ON THE CLOCK

Firefighters discover ‘missing’ plumber asleep in crawl space under California home

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2023 at 08:29 AM
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THEY'RE WEARING DISGUISES, YOU FOOL

I Can't Believe How Different Squirrels Look In Other Countries

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2023 at 08:26 AM
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WE ASSUME IT WILL FAIL

NYC’s Museum of Failure opens to make us feel better about our lives

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2023 at 08:22 AM
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March 26, 2023

APPARENTLY THESE RESEARCHERS HAVE NEVER RIDDEN THE NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY

Apparently, sniffing the sweat of another person could be a useful way to give your mental health a boost, says a team of Swedish researchers

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2023 at 09:50 PM
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WHICH CAN ALSO BE DEADLY

Bomb-sniffing dog leads handlers to explosive outside the NYSE — which turned out to be rat poop

(Thanks to EricY and John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2023 at 09:44 PM
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ASTEROID MEASUREMENT-UNIT UPDATE

Giant 'city killer' asteroid to fly by Earth TOMORROW - and it's bigger than 4,000 buses

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2023 at 09:42 PM
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GUESS WHERE THIS PLANT IS LOCATED

'Hurt more than childbirth': Mom of 4 who fell onto deadly 'suicide plant' while biking recounts ordeal

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2023 at 09:22 AM
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WE'RE GUESSING IT'S DRUGS

How jumping spiders became the new ‘it’ pets

(Thanks to Woozy Barnes)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2023 at 09:20 AM
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HEY, CAT PEOPLE:

You have some explaining to do.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2023 at 09:18 AM
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'INTERTWINING THEIR GIANT PENISES'

David Attenborough’s Wild Isles shocks viewers with graphic slug sex scene

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2023 at 08:03 AM
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WE STAND WITH BERLIN

Berlin welcomes topless female swimmers in victory for activists

(Thanks to Carlos Montage)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2023 at 06:56 AM
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CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

B.C. family comes home from vacation to find a goat has moved in

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2023 at 06:02 AM
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SO SCIENTISTS ARE ALSO DOING THIS?

Beetles suck water into their butts to stay hydrated, and now scientists know how

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2023 at 05:52 AM
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March 25, 2023

IS THERE ANYTHING THAT *ISN'T* OUR FAULT?

French blame 'Americanisation' of baking bread for causing farting epidemic

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on March 25, 2023 at 04:01 PM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) have revealed that they’ve tested over 1,000 Oreos to figure out the best way to eat the beloved cookie.

(Thanks to Annette)

Posted by Dave on March 25, 2023 at 03:56 PM
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THERE'S AN OINTMENT FOR THAT

What's That Big White Splotch on Uranus?

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on March 25, 2023 at 03:51 PM
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