February 18, 2025
MEANWHILE IN PHUKET
Frenchman Arrested in Phuket for Illegal Laughing Gas Sales
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on February 18, 2025 at 08:57 AM
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AND IN SPORTS
Runner finishes last in 400m sprint after his 'penis comes out in the middle of the race'
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on February 18, 2025 at 08:51 AM
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FORTUNATELY NOT *GOOD* BEER
Truck overturns on Florida highway, spills 44,000 pounds of beer
(Thanks to MOTW, who says "Emergency pretzel and chip trucks are en route.")
Posted by Dave on February 18, 2025 at 08:50 AM
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IT WAS THAT OR PICKLEBALL
Central NY couple builds 8,000-pound igloo on Oneida Lake to fulfill childhood dream
(Thanks to RonT)
Posted by Dave on February 18, 2025 at 08:48 AM
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WITHOUT A TICKET
"What the hell is my cat doing in Waterloo getting on trains and going for a ride?"
(Thanks to B&C)
Posted by Dave on February 18, 2025 at 08:45 AM
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ART ALERT
'£24.8m' taped bananas appear in village
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on February 18, 2025 at 08:43 AM
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HARD TO TELL THESE DAYS
DFW Airport says 'Electronic Genital Verification' notice is not real
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on February 18, 2025 at 08:41 AM
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February 17, 2025
APOCALYPSE UPDATE
Disney’s ‘It’s a Small World’ ride to get new song lyrics
Mother Earth unites us in heart and mind
And the love we give makes us humankind
Through our vast wondrous land
When we stand hand-in-hand
It’s a small world after all.
(Thanks to pharmaross) (For the news item, not the lyrics)
Posted by Dave on February 17, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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FLORIDAAAAAAA
Driver passed out at gas pumps wakes up, bites Fla. deputy, K-9
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on February 17, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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A HOUSE WITH A VIEW
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on February 17, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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BEAVERS ARE BASICALLY OBESE AQUATIC SQUIRRELS
'Vast amount of water': Beaver dam blamed for 2023 Maine train derailment
(Thanks to Rick Day)
Posted by Dave on February 17, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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BARNEY?
3-foot-long purple footprint found pressed in clay on coast of UK island, photo shows
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)
Posted by Dave on February 17, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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WHY THE 7-ELEVEN HAD NO PANTS WE'LL NEVER KNOW
Drunk Florida man hits a pole and sits outside of 7-Eleven with no pants
(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on February 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK
148 pounds of crystal meth found in stone landscaping pavers in North Carolina
Venomous Snake Found Inside Box of Bananas at New Hampshire Grocery Store
(Thanks to MOTW, EricY and pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on February 17, 2025 at 09:52 AM
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February 16, 2025
ATTENTION MUSIC LOVERS
Vomit Forth announcing routing dates between Chaos and Carnage tour
(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “Mark your calendar or carve a notch on your hand.”)
Posted by Dave on February 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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GUESS THE CONTINENT
Professional Snake Catcher Stunned to Find Snake Hiding in Person's Pillow: 'This Is a First'
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on February 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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WE KNOW THEY’RE AMERICAN, BECAUSE THEY HAVE FLORIDA DRIVERS’ LICENSES
American Crocodiles Are Thriving in Florida’s Nuclear Power Plant Cooling Canals
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on February 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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‘PALEONTOLOGISTS CAN BE PRONE TO TOILET HUMOR’
Dinosaur Domination Is Marked in a Timeline of Vomit and Feces Fossils"
(Thanks to Annette)
Posted by Dave on February 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
Sum 41 fans gobsmacked after realising what band's name actually means after 28 years
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says “Should I be gobsmacked? Because I’ve never heard of this band.”)
Posted by Dave on February 16, 2025 at 01:40 PM
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NOBODY SUSPECTS A CAPYBARA
Peruvian policeman in capybara costume makes Valentine's drug bust
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
Posted by Dave on February 16, 2025 at 01:36 PM
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