June 19, 2025

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS WE DID NOT FINISH READING

Hi Name,

We saw your book, "Book," on Amazon and think it deserves even more attention!

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2025 at 01:17 PM
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BOTH THE MAN AND THE CAMEL WERE RELEASED AFTER ETC.

In an unusual and dangerous incident, a visibly inebriated man was seen riding a camel on the PV Narsimha Rao Expressway in Hyderabad, terrifying motorists.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2025 at 07:38 AM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Poisonous hammerhead worms rising in Texas. When chopped in two, they double

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2025 at 07:36 AM
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IT PRODUCED A VALID ETC.

At Virginia motel, an odd guest checks in: A six-foot alligator

(Thanks to Gary Shcroeder)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2025 at 07:34 AM
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WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE SO-CALLED 'BILL OF RIGHTS'

No-nonsense Texas judge scolds man for wearing ‘World’s Best Farter’ shirt in courtroom

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2025 at 07:33 AM
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WHAT *CAN'T* HE DO?

Jack Bauer, who has thrown 102 mph pitch, flips from Virginia to Mississippi State baseball

(Thanks to  [of course] The Amazing Steve, who says "p.s. Edgar is still dead.') 

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2025 at 07:30 AM
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June 18, 2025

IT WAS THE MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO FLORIDA

An 80-year-old drives a luxury Mercedes sedan down Rome’s Spanish Steps and gets stuck

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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LEAVING HIM WITH NO CHOICE

Pasco man starts roadway gunfight because victims were ‘2 big guys’ in a ‘bigger truck’: affidavit

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2025 at 09:13 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Liquid Death Is Selling Empty Iced Tea Cans Containing Ozzy Osbourne’s DNA

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2025 at 09:11 AM
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June 17, 2025

SEND SOME TO WASHINGTON

Mouth tape has become a billion-dollar industry.

(Thanks to Fred Preller)

Posted by Dave on June 17, 2025 at 02:39 PM
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ALWAYS THE LAST ETC.

Astronomers locate universe's 'missing' matter

(Thanks to Steve K, who says "It was in the unclaimed luggage at O'Hare Airport.")

Posted by Dave on June 17, 2025 at 08:31 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Southern Europeans protest overtourism with water pistols

(Thanks to Steve Pudlo)

Posted by Dave on June 17, 2025 at 08:29 AM
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THEY HAVE AN ASSOCIATION?

Ghana: Reduce alcohol prices or we’ll shut down everywhere — Drunkards association warns govt

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 17, 2025 at 08:27 AM
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June 16, 2025

'WELCOME ABOARD FLIGHT BITEME1'

United Airlines Passengers Shocked By Lewd Message That Greeted Them On Every Inflight Video Screen On Plane

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 16, 2025 at 03:48 PM
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COLDPLAY?

Unexplained radio signals coming from Antarctic ice

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on June 16, 2025 at 03:47 PM
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GO GRANNY GO

Reckless pensioners have been hit with a 4mph speed limit to stop them terrorising shoppers on their mobility scooters.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on June 16, 2025 at 08:08 AM
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YOU NEVER FORGET YOUR FIRST

Largo police officer goes viral for hilarious reaction to his first alligator encounter

(Thanks to pharmaross and Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on June 16, 2025 at 07:50 AM
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EVER WONDER WHAT THEY PUT IN SAUSAGE?

You don't want to know.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on June 16, 2025 at 05:02 AM
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June 15, 2025

EW

Kings Island visitors warned to keep mouths closed on amusement park rides because of cicadas

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 15, 2025 at 08:56 PM
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AND IN BASEBALL

...the infielder was actually seen wearing a pair of fake testicles as he jumped up and down.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 15, 2025 at 08:49 PM
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