November 26, 2020

ENOUGH ALREADY, 2020

‘Zombie’ minks rise from Denmark’s mass graves after COVID-19 slaughter

(Thanks to John Lobert, Janice Gelb and Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on November 26, 2020 at 09:06 AM
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DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Woman uses ‘Fresh Meth Tonight’ cyberstalking campaign to target romantic rival, deputies say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 26, 2020 at 09:01 AM
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AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T INVOLVE URANUS

Jupiter and Saturn are about to do something not seen for nearly 800 years

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on November 26, 2020 at 08:55 AM
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THEY'RE FIGURING IT OUT

Deer steals hunter's gun, flees into woods

(Thanks to Mary Smith, Le Petomane, Ralph and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 26, 2020 at 08:53 AM
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING, BLOG PEOPLE

It'll be better next year.

Here's a column from simpler times.

Posted by Dave on November 26, 2020 at 08:51 AM
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November 25, 2020

GREAT FOR BARBECUE

Chinese residents are terrified to discover their tap water can be set on fire after 'natural gas was leaked into groundwater'

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 25, 2020 at 10:36 AM
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CANADA: A NATION ON THE BRINK OF ANARCHY

Giant snow penis spotted in Toronto's Riverdale Park

The spots could be an indication of disease.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 25, 2020 at 10:22 AM
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AW

Good Samaritan tries to rescue 'injured baby owl'… before she realises it's actually a MUSHROOM

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on November 25, 2020 at 10:18 AM
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OTHER THAN THAT IT SHOULD BE A FESTIVE HOLIDAY

Millions of 'starving giant rats' could invade British homes this Christmas

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on November 25, 2020 at 10:16 AM
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'OK THAT'S A BEAR... THAT'S A COW... THAT'S ANOTHER COW....'

Face recognition isn't just for humans — it's learning to identify bears and cows, too

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on November 25, 2020 at 10:15 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Florida man tosses Thanksgiving turkey into pool to defrost

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 25, 2020 at 10:12 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Florida man loses pants, boxers in wild Wawa fight

The winner will take on the guy who lost his pants fighting over a spot in the In-N-Out Burger line in Colorado.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 25, 2020 at 10:10 AM
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DUH

Are we in for a turkey uprising?

(Thanks to Ann)

Posted by Dave on November 25, 2020 at 10:05 AM
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THEY'RE A KILLER OPENING ACT

Dog-Sized Lizards Are Spreading Across Southern United States

(Thanks to John W. and Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on November 25, 2020 at 10:04 AM
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THE NEWS FROM DOWN UNDER

Is someone working at the Northern Territory (NT) government responsible for editing the Wikipedia page for Hungry Jack’s to add “Pee pee poo poo yee haw im very cock a doodle do”? Maybe, but not likely.

This has been The News From Down Under.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on November 25, 2020 at 10:02 AM
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VISITING MIAMI?

Stay on land.

(Thanks to John Lobert and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 25, 2020 at 09:53 AM
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November 24, 2020

OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS A VERY CLASSY AFFAIR

A bride has posted a video on TikTok of the moment her new husband "ruined our wedding" by heel-kicking her in the side of the head during a shirtless dance to the Magic Mike soundtrack

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on November 24, 2020 at 11:34 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR, GO ON BACK TO SLEEP

DUI suspect thought he was dreaming and that UHP trooper was trying to race him, police say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 24, 2020 at 11:29 AM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

7:01 p.m. A dog has been barking since June.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 24, 2020 at 09:43 AM
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MORE THAN 15 MELONS IS A FELONY

Surprisingly strong Hokkaido woman arrested for poking holes in 13 expensive melons with finger

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 24, 2020 at 09:40 AM
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