May 24, 2024

HARD PASS

Suburban brewpub goes all in on Chicago cicada craze with ‘Cicada-infused Malört'

(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsen)

"Cicada craze?"

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2024 at 09:08 AM
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ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Man finds huge 30,000-year-old mammoth bones in his wine cellar

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2024 at 07:53 AM
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DON'T TELL THE HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT

Ultra-rare fish, almost never seen by humans, washes up on Oregon coast for first time

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2024 at 07:44 AM
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YOU COULD GET STONED OUT OF YOUR GOURD

1,400 packages of meth weighing almost 6 tons, worth $18M found in squash shipment

(Thanks to Ron T)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2024 at 07:03 AM
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GOD HELP THEM IF A SQUIRREL SNEAKS ON BOARD

Bark Air, a new airline for dogs, set to take its first flight

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2024 at 06:41 AM
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THIS IS WHY WE NEED STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS

Woman Arrested For Battering Man. With A Cinnamon Roll.

(Thanks to Ron T.)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2024 at 06:01 AM
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May 23, 2024

WELL THAT SHOULD DO IT

New Minnesota law makes flying cars legal

(Thanks to Carolyn L)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2024 at 06:08 PM
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TRY UNPLUGGING IT THEN PLUGGING IT BACK IN

Tesla in Full Self-Driving Mode Allegedly Tries to Drive Into Speeding Train

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2024 at 05:52 PM
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OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS A LOVELY SERVICE

Florida priest accused of biting woman during Communion

(Thanks to pharmaross and Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2024 at 05:48 PM
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THERE MAY BE HOPE FOR CONGRESS

World’s first head transplant system revealed – but can it be done?

"BrainBridge"

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2024 at 05:39 PM
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SHOW AND TELL, DUDE

North Ogden police are investigating after an 11-year-old elementary school student unknowingly brought a bag of THC-infused gummies to school in March and shared them with four other children at recess, police announced Tuesday.

(Thanks to Joshua Lutes)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2024 at 10:52 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Joey Chestnut wins men's hot dog eating contest after weather delay

(Thanks to EricY)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2024 at 10:51 AM
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THIS IS NOT GOOD

Squirrel with a Gun

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2024 at 10:48 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Central American weasel escapes from British zoo

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2024 at 10:44 AM
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ATTRACTIVE *AND* PRACTICAL

Nigerian woman creates world's widest wig at almost 12 feet

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2024 at 10:43 AM
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IF AI SAYS SO, IT MUST BE LEGIT

Google's new AI search feature has been recommending people drink urine ('light in color')

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2024 at 10:37 AM
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WE CAN'T BELIEVE WE MISSED THIS

Performer turf war as firebreather fights off mariachi band with flames from mouth

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "Why is soccer televised but THIS isn't?")

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2024 at 07:40 AM
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ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

Is The Guillotine Painful?

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2024 at 06:55 AM
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May 22, 2024

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A BAD THING?

The internet is disappearing, study says

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

They better not disappear this.

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2024 at 10:49 AM
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TALK ABOUT THE SWIFT COMPLETION OF THEIR APPOINTED ROUNDS

Postal worker caught racing Mustang in USPS van, hitting 105 mph in a 60 mph zone

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

We had no idea those vans could go that fast. 

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2024 at 10:46 AM
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