August 18, 2022

DINNER’S HERE, DUDE

DoorDash customer says delivery came with side of marijuana

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 18, 2022 at 08:48 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

The USA Mullet Championships

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 18, 2022 at 08:38 AM
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THE BAND WAS ‘MONSTER TRUCK’

Balding rock fan 'beat ANOTHER bald concertgoer senseless after complaining that the glare from his head was spoiling his view of the band'

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, who says “This didn’t happen at Woodstock.”)

Posted by Dave on August 18, 2022 at 08:32 AM
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NEVERTHELESS IT QUALIFIES FOR A FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE

‘Angry minion’ with no anus not related to humans after all, scientists conclude

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 18, 2022 at 08:30 AM
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IT’S PATRIOTIC

Japan’s latest alcohol advice: please drink more

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 18, 2022 at 08:28 AM
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ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER APOCALYPSE PREDICTED BY SCIENTISTS

There's a one-in-six chance of a massive world-altering volcanic eruption this century and humanity is NOT prepared for it, scientists warn

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on August 18, 2022 at 08:26 AM
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August 17, 2022

FOLLOW THE SCIENCE, PEOPLE

Ice Cream Is Better for You Than a Multigrain Bagel, New Study Suggests

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 01:08 PM
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DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING

Hey Miami Herald, me again

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:27 AM
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THIS JUST IN

Organisers at a peanut festival felt they had no choice but to rethink their mascot’s costume after complaints rolled in likening the original design to a penis.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:25 AM
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HE HAD HIS REASONS

Man Ordered to Pay Ex-Girlfriend $1,150 After Urinating in Her Louis Vuitton Handbag

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:23 AM
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NOOOOOOOOO

Major motorway flooded with BEER after a truck carrying kegs smashes into another heavy vehicle causing traffic chaos

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:20 AM
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BRATWURST QUEEN DEPOSED

Abigail was forced to give up her crown at a special meeting held by the Bratwurst Festival Board on Monday, August 8.

We will never forget where we were when we got the news.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:18 AM
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DO NOT MESS WITH THEM, EVEN WHEN THEY ARE VERY YOUNG

Toddler Bites Snake to Death after It Sunk Its Fangs into Her Lip

Incredibly, this did not happen in Australia.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:14 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Male spiders maximize sperm transfer to counter female cannibalism

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “Spider scientists come up with an excuse for premature ejaculations.”)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:12 AM
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THEN IT BLENDED, UNDETECTED, INTO THE MIAMI TRAFFIC

Spinning UFO Makes Appearance at Miami Air Show

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:09 AM
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August 16, 2022

COMING SOON: FROZEN URINAL POPS

Miller High Life Makes an Ice Cream Bar That Tastes Like Dive Bars

(Thanks to kenzen in Oregon)

Posted by Dave on August 16, 2022 at 03:35 PM
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THIS IS GOOD, RIGHT? RIGHT??

The 10,000th hellbender is released into Missouri river. Watch ‘snot otter’ swim away

Posted by Dave on August 16, 2022 at 02:26 PM
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HOW NOW, BRONZE COW

Cows invade beach, take over sunbathing hot spots

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 16, 2022 at 12:40 PM
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SIR, A LOST BANANA IS NOT AN EMERGENCY

Monkey at California zoo calls 911

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on August 16, 2022 at 12:35 PM
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IT LOOKS EVERY BIT AS INVITING AS IT SOUNDS

You Can Rent a Giant Potato Airbnb in Idaho

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on August 16, 2022 at 12:31 PM
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