October 15, 2021

THIS BLOG WAS NOT INVITED

'Even the port-a-potties are beautifully designed!' Bill Gates' daughter Jennifer, 25, has tents erected on her 124-acre property as she makes last minute preparations for extravagant wedding to millionaire equestrian Nayel Nassar

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on October 15, 2021 at 09:41 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Wisconsin man grows 2,500-pound pumpkin, but a crack will keep it out of record books

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 15, 2021 at 09:39 AM
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WILD KINGDOM

A rare bird spotted in England turned out to be a seagull covered in curry

(Thanks to DaninDallas, who says "And it was delicious.")

Posted by Dave on October 15, 2021 at 09:38 AM
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UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT

Kentucky store earns Guinness record for world's largest pocket knife

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on October 15, 2021 at 09:34 AM
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October 14, 2021

FORESHADOWING

Unfortunate moment bride bats ball straight into new husband's groin caught on camera

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

Note that she then runs the bases with little apparent concern for her spouse.

Posted by Dave on October 14, 2021 at 10:51 AM
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IT HAD LEFT ITS FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT

Video shows bison with its head trapped in car at Quebec wildlife park

(Thanks to Bonni and Craig Harden)

Posted by Dave on October 14, 2021 at 10:49 AM
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INCLUDING A YOUNG KEITH RICHARDS

‘Sophisticated’: ancient faeces shows humans enjoyed beer and blue cheese 2,700 years ago

(Thanks to many people)

Posted by Dave on October 14, 2021 at 10:45 AM
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October 13, 2021

BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

Here's a Wall Street Journal article devoted to the topic of whether you should part your hair on the side or in the middle.

Posted by Dave on October 13, 2021 at 01:18 PM
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TOMORROW'S HEADLINE: CITY COUNCIL TURNED INTO FROGS

The Christchurch City Council will stop paying The Wizard $16,000 a year after more than two decades on the public payroll to “provide acts of wizardry” for the city.

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

Posted by Dave on October 13, 2021 at 12:41 PM
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WE'RE GUESSING IT'S THE SQUIRRELS

Did a meteor explode over New Hampshire? That may explain the boom

(Thanks to Flathead County Frank)

Posted by Dave on October 13, 2021 at 12:39 PM
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THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Toilet Explosion Rocks Pine City Home: ‘It Was Like Old Faithful’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 13, 2021 at 11:32 AM
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THIS SEEMS LEGIT

UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA (UBA)
653 Gana Fasola Street, Victoria Island,
Lagos, Nigeria,

Attention:

During our regularly scheduled account maintenance and verification
procedures to effect transfer of fund , we have detected a slight
error in your receiving information.

This might be due to either of the following reasons:

1. A recent change in your personal information .
2. Submitting a change of ownership/banking information by JIM TAMMY
who claimed that you are late and he is your Partner/heir apparent.

Please update and verify your information as you receive this message
so as to proceed with the remittance process within three banking
days.

Yours Faithfully,
DR. PETER AMAIBE
UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA (UBA)
(Head, Banking Operations

Posted by Dave on October 13, 2021 at 09:56 AM
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OR AS THEY SAY IN AUSTRALIA, A QUORUM

Nearly 100 snakes found in Santa Rosa home

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 13, 2021 at 08:46 AM
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IT CLAIMS TO BE MURRAY THE K*

Strange Radio Signal From Galactic Center Has Astronomers Flummoxed

(Thanks to The Perts)

*That’s for you geezers.

Posted by Dave on October 13, 2021 at 08:36 AM
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HARD PASS

Milk Fish Intestines

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 13, 2021 at 08:28 AM
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THESE GANGSTERS TODAY

Mafia bosses worry for future as 'soft' millennial mobsters prefer texting to pistol-whipping

(Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on October 13, 2021 at 08:26 AM
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IN THAT CASE, MA'AM...

Boca Raton resident Chivan Stanley allegedly told police that the reason one tire of her 2012 Hyundai was on a rim, another tire was missing and her driver side mirror was broken off was because “it might have blown up.”

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 13, 2021 at 08:23 AM
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October 12, 2021

WAKEY WAKEY

Brit woman finds terrifying 4ft escaped python lurking in her toilet bowl at 5.30am

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 12, 2021 at 03:16 PM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAA

Central Florida man wielding sword sets fire in roadway, floods booking office after arrest

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Posted by Dave on October 12, 2021 at 09:14 AM
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MARRIED GUYS IN ACTION

A man who was tired of his wife’s “complaining” about the view from their home has built a rotating house that can spin as she wishes.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on October 12, 2021 at 09:12 AM
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