August 15, 2022

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THINGS COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE

Spaghetti Sauce Is Under Threat as Water Crisis Slams Tomatoes

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on August 15, 2022 at 11:42 AM
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THEY JUST WANT ATTENTION

City tells New Yorkers: don’t panic about ‘splooting’ squirrels

(Thanks to many people)

Posted by Dave on August 15, 2022 at 11:40 AM
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WHAT'S THAT NEW-CAR SMELL?

This Toyota Fortuner Has A Built-In Toilet That Is Accessible From Inside The Cabin

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on August 15, 2022 at 11:39 AM
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SOUTH FLORIDA WILDLIFE UPDATE

This is how they relax in between toilet forays.

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Posted by Dave on August 15, 2022 at 10:19 AM
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WE’RE TOO EXHAUSTED TO READ THIS

Why thinking hard makes you tired

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on August 15, 2022 at 08:45 AM
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THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR ECONOMICS IS A LOCK

Study says 5'6" men need to earn $175,000 more a year to be as desirable as 6’ men

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on August 15, 2022 at 08:42 AM
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August 14, 2022

AND IN NERD SPORTS

The World Excel Championships!

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 14, 2022 at 09:07 AM
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SCIENTIFIC GUYS IN ACTION

As an experiment, this man let a Venus flytrap digest his finger for an entire day

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on August 14, 2022 at 09:03 AM
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SERIOUSLY?

The sign read: "Ladies...This toilet is to be used for PEEING only. If you need to create a smell please use the plaza toilets upstairs or the toilet across the road at Rydges! Please have respect for your fellow workers."

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 14, 2022 at 08:54 AM
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THESE FOOLS THINK THIS IS FICTION

A new game known very simply as Squirrel With a Gun has gone viral after some gameplay clips showed the playable squirrel terrorizing the world with guns.

At least some people understand what is happening: The government had decided to remove the grizzled giant squirrel as the national mammal of Sri Lanka, given that it is an animal that caused much crop damage through its voracious eating habits 

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 14, 2022 at 08:49 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

'World's longest pub crawl' sees two mates down more than 165 pints over 3,000 miles

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on August 14, 2022 at 08:45 AM
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INDISPUTABLE

Man captures footage of 'sparkling UFO' hoovering in sky above his garden

Yes, “hoovering.”

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says “I, personally, have seen enough.”)

Posted by Dave on August 14, 2022 at 08:43 AM
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August 13, 2022

IT HAS HAPPENED TO EVERYONE

Man's Penis Held Ransom For £700 By Hackers Who Accessed His Digital Chastity Belt

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

Posted by Dave on August 13, 2022 at 08:51 AM
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GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER; THIS IS ABOUT WILDLIFE

How to keep your beaver wet when things are getting a bit too hot

(Thanks to James Flynn)

Posted by Dave on August 13, 2022 at 08:48 AM
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SEND THIS BEE TO WASHINGTON

Doug Ford swallows bee while responding to question about healthcare

(Thanks to Roberto and B&C, who says “Who says Canada is boring?”)

Posted by Dave on August 13, 2022 at 08:45 AM
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YOU CAN’T TRUST ANYBODY

Anonymous poop gifting site hacked, customers exposed

(Thanks to Sean T)

Posted by Dave on August 13, 2022 at 08:43 AM
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WHAT POOL, OFFICERS?

Illegal pool with 60 tons of water discovered on rooftop in New York City

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on August 13, 2022 at 08:36 AM
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August 12, 2022

PRO TIP FOR SCAMMERS:

If you're pretending to be a government agency, you should consider trying to get the agency's name right.

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Posted by Dave on August 12, 2022 at 02:12 PM
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MAYBE IT HAS A DIPLOMATIC POUCH

Kangaroo caught red-handed trying to break into Australia's Russian embassy

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 12, 2022 at 12:26 PM
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THESE KIDS TODAY...

...give this blog reason to hope.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 12, 2022 at 12:24 PM
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