February 07, 2023
WHILE WE WERE DISTRACTED BY THE BALLOON
Scientists in China are cloning "super cows"
(Thanks to The Amazing Steve™)
Posted by Dave on February 7, 2023 at 03:06 PM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Posted by Dave on February 7, 2023 at 03:02 PM
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HE WAS CHARGED WITH ‘ASSAULT WHILE DISPLAYING A DANGEROUS WEAPON’
Naked man ran through Des Moines hotel swinging toilet plunger, police say
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on February 7, 2023 at 08:30 AM
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THE UPSIDE: FEWER, AND SMALLER, SNAKES
(Thanks to Roberto)
Posted by Dave on February 7, 2023 at 08:27 AM
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METAPHOR ALERT
Water service restored after shutdown prompted by sewage backup in the Legislature
(Thanks to Laura)
Posted by Dave on February 7, 2023 at 08:25 AM
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February 06, 2023
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY ETC?
Blobs of human brain planted in rats hold promise for a new treatment
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
Posted by Dave on February 6, 2023 at 02:47 PM
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DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING
Hi again
I hope you haven't minded my making contact from out of the blue.
Posted by Dave on February 6, 2023 at 02:33 PM
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CHIC
Model Walks Ramp With Tablecloth Dress With Food On It At Copenhagen Fashion Week
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on February 6, 2023 at 02:31 PM
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IS ROMANCE DEAD?
It's starting to look that way.
(Thanks to Robert Moats)
Posted by Dave on February 6, 2023 at 02:26 PM
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UNFORTUNATELY THIS HAPPENED TO BE THE ONLY GROUP OF KIDS IN THE UNITED STATES WITHOUT A PHONE
Group of kids come 'eye-to-eye with Bigfoot' after following awful smell in forest
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says “That children saw it convinces me.”)
Posted by Dave on February 6, 2023 at 08:16 AM
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February 05, 2023
CANADA: A NATION IN CHAOS
Security footage shows suspects driving stolen car into shopping mall
(Thanks to Steve K., who says “It was between them and Florida.”)
Posted by Dave on February 5, 2023 at 09:06 AM
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WE READ THE STORY AND WE’RE STILL NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED
Man wanted for leaving a dead fish at ‘The Goonies’ house saved by Coast Guard in daring rescue
(Thanks to Steve K.)
Posted by Dave on February 5, 2023 at 09:02 AM
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GIBBON GUYS IN ACTION
Japanese zoo solves mystery of isolated gibbon's pregnancy
Key Excerpt:
The father of the male baby was found to be Itou, a 34-year-old agile gibbon. Zookeepers said the two apes were never on display together, but they discovered that the partition between Momo's exhibit and the back yard where Itou was kept while off-display had a perforated board with holes about 9 millimeters (.35 inches) in diameter.
Officials said they now believe the apes managed to mate through one of the holes.
“Agile” is right!
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says he saw Isolated Gibbon open for the Monkees.)
Posted by Dave on February 5, 2023 at 09:00 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on February 5, 2023 at 08:45 AM
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ROAD TRIP, DUDE
Bolivar's new roadside attraction? Glass shop houses 11-foot, 150-pound functioning bong
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on February 5, 2023 at 08:41 AM
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ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!
People are zapping their brains at home to improve focus and clear brain fog. But is it safe?
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on February 5, 2023 at 08:39 AM
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February 04, 2023
PRO TIP FOR BANK ROBBERS:
(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "I object, Your Honor! Corona Light isn't really 'beer'!")
Posted by Dave on February 4, 2023 at 11:22 AM
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IF HE SAYS YOU ORDERED IT WITH ANCHOVIES, YOU ORDERED IT WITH ANCHOVIES
Mafia boss found working as pizza boss after 16 years on the run
(Thanks to B&C)
Posted by Dave on February 4, 2023 at 08:02 AM
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FLORIDA: STATE OF ROMANCE
‘Swingers’ swap upside-down pineapples for color-coded loofahs
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on February 4, 2023 at 07:59 AM
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WE OBJECT TO THE SOCKS
(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)
Posted by Dave on February 4, 2023 at 07:54 AM
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