January 21, 2021

A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY

Seriously?

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and B'game)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2021 at 11:24 AM
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OKLAHOMA TACKLES THE ISSUES

A bill to establish a Bigfoot hunting season was introduced in Oklahoma Wednesday.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2021 at 11:21 AM
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WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

This Premium Gin Is Made From Distilled Elephant Dung

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2021 at 10:53 AM
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GOOD LUCK GETTING THEM TO LET GO

Invasive pythons hold key ingredient for COVID-19 vaccine

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2021 at 09:39 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Australian Open players in quarantine accused of feeding mice in their hotel rooms

(Thanks to Susie Q Wacvet)

We never knew that mice had hotel rooms.

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2021 at 09:33 AM
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January 20, 2021

WE READ THE STORY, AND WE STILL HAVE NO IDEA

“We’re not crossing our fingers, we’re pressing our buttocks,” the organizers shouted to Roselyne Bachelot

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2021 at 01:41 PM
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HE WAS RELEASED AFTER THE HORSES PRODUCED VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Florida man accused of trying to steal horses, riding them home, deputies say

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2021 at 01:38 PM
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APPARENTLY THEY USE THEIR WINGS

Scientists have finally worked out how butterflies fly

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2021 at 12:00 PM
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INAUGURATION DAY

Here's a story about the time I marched in a presidential inaugural parade, back when we had those.

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2021 at 11:34 AM
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THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Edwin Poots issues jelly and gravy shortage warning

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2021 at 11:16 AM
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APPROACH WITH CAUTION

Cumming man accused of trespassing naked

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2021 at 11:12 AM
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CSI: MYRTLE BEACH

The couple, who live in Myrtle Beach, were arguing when McCoy allegedly “brought up how the victim only has one testicle which caused the victim to get upset.”

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2021 at 11:06 AM
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THESE JUST IN

Wiltshire referral centre treats world-first dual penis dog successfully

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2021 at 11:01 AM
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THE 2021 MEN'S FASHION COLLECTION

...will make you long to have 2020 back.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2021 at 10:58 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Finally in 3-D: A Dinosaur’s All-Purpose Orifice

(Thanks to Steve K. and vee)

We think "all-purpose orifice" might be a good replacement for a cruder term we sometimes use to describe people we do not care for.

Another Way of Putting It: Scientists Have Described a Dinosaur's Butthole in Exquisite Detail

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet, Jim Kenaston and Jen Hansen)

Also: This fossil reveals how dinosaurs peed, pooped and had sex

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Also: 1st preserved dinosaur butthole is 'perfect' and 'unique,' paleontologist says

(Thanks to Doug in Sacramento and Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2021 at 10:53 AM
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January 19, 2021

THIS JUST IN

Paleontologists Detect 50-million-year-old Fossil Bug Penis

(Thanks to Art Kraus)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2021 at 03:06 PM
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THEY CAN LEGALLY VOTE AND DRIVE IN FLORIDA

Army is working on Frankenbots with living tissue to better robot capabilities

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who asks "What could possibly go wrong?")

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2021 at 10:34 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR, PLEASE RESUME SPEEDING

’I would have crashed:’ Fleeing suspect claims he was driving too fast to pull over, police say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2021 at 10:16 AM
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LIKE, WOOF, DUDE

Great Falls veterinarian reports spike in marijuana ingestion by dogs

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2021 at 10:09 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Zimbabwe Manager Accuses Cameroon Of ‘Witchcraft’ After Finding Dead Bat On The Field

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2021 at 09:59 AM
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