July 13, 2024

WHERE THE HELL IS THE NATIONAL GUARD?

Accordion aficionados gather in Philadelphia area this weekend

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on July 13, 2024 at 12:21 PM
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WE CAN TOTALLY RELATE

Llama escapes Maine property to avoid dental exam

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on July 13, 2024 at 12:17 PM
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NO KIDDING, DUDE

Sheep start behaving strangely after eating 100kg of cannabis in greenhouse

(Thanks to John Lobert and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 13, 2024 at 12:16 PM
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GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, SIR

Arkansas man sues Las Vegas dancer for over $38M | Says he was misled to believe they were exclusive

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on July 13, 2024 at 09:12 AM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

8:04 p.m. A woman who “did a lot of drugs” called 911 and said she thought she’d run over 23 kids with her car.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on July 13, 2024 at 09:07 AM
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YOU SAY 'GENETIC MUTATION'; WE SAY 'APOCALYPSE'

Rare genetic mutation turns green frog blue

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on July 13, 2024 at 09:05 AM
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July 12, 2024

WE KNOW HOW *NOT* TO

How do you dispose of a whole pod of 77 whales?

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 12, 2024 at 10:36 AM
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DARN TOOTIN' IT IS

US ban on at-home distilling is unconstitutional, Texas judge rules

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on July 12, 2024 at 10:35 AM
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CANADA PLUNGES EVEN DEEPER INTO ANARCHY

Secret society steals, restores Kelowna gnomes

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

At least we think "Kelowna" is in Canada.

Posted by Dave on July 12, 2024 at 10:24 AM
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EMPLOYEE OF THE DECADE SO FAR

Man skipped work for 6 years and was only found out after he was set to win an award

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on July 12, 2024 at 09:40 AM
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, YOU SICKO

Cannibal tribe ate humans 'whole' except for one 'bitter' part

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on July 12, 2024 at 09:38 AM
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MAYBE THEY WERE EMOTIONAL-SUPPORT GRENADES

TSA removes 2 grenades from bag at Pittsburgh International Airport

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Geoff Scott)

Posted by Dave on July 12, 2024 at 09:05 AM
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IT'S PROBABLY WRONG

New theory claims humans are ‘probably’ the only intelligent life in our galaxy

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

Posted by Dave on July 12, 2024 at 09:03 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Two lions make record-breaking swim for ‘female affection’

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

Posted by Dave on July 12, 2024 at 09:00 AM
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July 11, 2024

GOOD TO GET THOSE THINGS OFF THE STREET

Oregon police recover over $200,000 worth of Lego sets in massive bust

(Thanks to EricY and MOTW)

Posted by Dave on July 11, 2024 at 01:43 PM
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WE WERE NOT PROMISED FLYING TURTLES

ATSB data reveals Perth Airport has most turtle strikes with planes over past decade

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 11, 2024 at 01:30 PM
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ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

‘Rare’ 1,100-year-old skeletons found at hotel in UK, photos show.

(Thanks to The Fourth George, who says "That's a long wait to check in.")

Posted by Dave on July 11, 2024 at 01:27 PM
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SHE WAS A GOLD POINT MEMBER

Pastor ‘smacked his wife and flipped her the bird’ in the middle of a flight when she got upgraded to first class without him

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on July 11, 2024 at 09:10 AM
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CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Video shows shipment of live eels spilling at Vancouver airport

(Thanks to The Perts and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 11, 2024 at 09:05 AM
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IT WAS WEARING A KNIGHT COSTUME

An 80-pound black bear, who was named Smoky, made his way into the Renaissance Festival and decided to take a break under one of the buildings.

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on July 11, 2024 at 09:03 AM
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