May 22, 2025
OTHER THAN THAT, IT WENT EXACTLY AS PLANNED
(Thanks to Malcolm Hoar)
Posted by Dave on May 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT
Swedish Guillemot Mistaken for Spy Bird in Ethiopia
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on May 22, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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'OLIVIA'S WATER HAS BROKE'
Schenectady news anchor goes into labor on air, but delivers the news
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Posted by Dave on May 22, 2025 at 09:14 AM
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TODAY'S SUBSTACK TOPIC
Posted by Dave on May 22, 2025 at 09:11 AM
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May 21, 2025
THAT SHOULD DO IT
Snakes released in condo hallway in protest against noisy dog
(Thanks to pharnariss)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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ATTENTION PULITZER BOARD
Chicago Paper Publishes ‘Summer Reading List’ of Fake Books Created With AI
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
Toilet Scrolling Is Hurting Your Butt
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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WE CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DIDN'T ASK US TO DRIVE
Wienermobiles to compete in inaugural ‘Wienie 500’ at Indianapolis Motor Speedway
(Thanks to Ralph and The Perts)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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May 20, 2025
REMINDS US OF COLLEGE
This Austin book club has been reading the same book for 12 years. They’re not even close to done.
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "Maybe they should get off their phones.")
Posted by Dave on May 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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HE WILL FIGHT FOR YOU
(Thanks to Actual Name)
Posted by Dave on May 20, 2025 at 08:59 AM
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'URBAN?'
CNC Research Forest team is looking for public help with collecting urban bear poop
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on May 20, 2025 at 08:44 AM
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ATTENTION MEN:
GP issues urgent warning over 'summer penis' phenomenon that could destroy intimate moments
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 20, 2025 at 08:38 AM
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CAUSING HIM TO 'SUFFER PERSONAL INJURIES'
Texas man sues Whataburger for nearly $1 million because restaurant didn’t hold the onions, he says
(Thanks to EricY)
Posted by Dave on May 20, 2025 at 08:33 AM
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May 19, 2025
WHO'S HUNGRY?
Stir-Fried Cassia Caterpillars
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on May 19, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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THIS CANNOT BE GOOD
NASA Scientists Uncover Giant Glowing Life Form in Ocean, Visible From Space
(Thanks to The Perts, who say "We saw this movie back in '62.")
Posted by Dave on May 19, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL
Texas officials introduce bill aimed at stopping New World screwworm
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)
Posted by Dave on May 19, 2025 at 09:58 AM
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BEST CLASS EVER
Primary school evacuated after student brings in a grenade for show and tell
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on May 19, 2025 at 09:33 AM
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May 18, 2025
MAYBE HER INSURANCE WAS DENIED
Moose gives birth on the grass outside Alaska hospital
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Almost made it.")
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2025 at 08:24 AM
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WHY HIS ROLLS-ROYCE WAS WEARING A TOWEL WE'LL NEVER KNOW
Florida man tries to stop his Rolls-Royce from being towed wearing only a towel
(Thanks to Ralph)
The video is pretty great.
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2025 at 08:19 AM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2025 at 08:14 AM
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