March 26, 2025

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

'Shining anus' volcano in Tonga coughs up cloud of smoke during recent eruption

(Thanks to Gary Schroeder and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2025 at 07:28 AM
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March 25, 2025

URGENT ADVISORY FOR MEN:

Do NOT click here.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on March 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

New scientific study shows you’re smarter after you just pooped

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Update: OK, it turns out we blogged an item about this several days ago. We're conducting an investigation to determine how this happened, although we all know there are only two possible explanations:

  1. judi.
  2. Global Climate Change.

Posted by Dave on March 25, 2025 at 09:14 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Man Pulls Down Pants, Moons Camera

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on March 25, 2025 at 09:12 AM
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EVERYBODY GET INDOORS

Space Tornadoes Are Swirling Around the Milky Way's Core

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on March 25, 2025 at 09:10 AM
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WHY THE DONKEY HAD MINTS, WE'LL NEVER KNOW

Police wrangle loose donkey with mints

(Thanks to John Lobert, who is not saying that "Loose Donkey With Mints" WBAGNFARB.)

Posted by Dave on March 25, 2025 at 09:00 AM
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PRIORITIES

A Palm Beach woman struck a bicyclist, then continued on to a country club where she turned over her Mercedes to a valet and took a golf lesson.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on March 25, 2025 at 08:58 AM
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WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE

Man Requires Medical Attention After Getting Girlfriend’s Hand Stuck in His Mouth

(Thanks to MOTW and Ralph)

 

Posted by Dave on March 25, 2025 at 08:55 AM
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March 24, 2025

'A GIANT U-TURN'

United flight forced to divert after pilot realises they forgot their passport

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

Posted by Dave on March 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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CSI: HORRY COUNTY

Goat opens gate, lets kangaroo loose in South Carolina

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "And we know who put both of them up to it.")

Posted by Dave on March 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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WE ARE APPROACHING PEAK FLORIDA LIFESTYLE

Waffle House opens golf cart accessible location near The Villages

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on March 24, 2025 at 08:36 AM
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FINALLY

A mysterious black hump filmed “rising and falling” is believed by an enthusiast to be the Loch Ness Monster, finally caught on camera.

(Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert, who says "clear and convincing evidence.")

Posted by Dave on March 24, 2025 at 08:34 AM
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FOR SOME OF US...

...this is every day.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on March 24, 2025 at 08:23 AM
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March 23, 2025

IS WE GETTING STUPIDER?

We is.

Posted by Dave on March 23, 2025 at 01:34 PM
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'A LATE SURGE IN SUPPORT'

The blobfish, described as the world's ugliest animal, has been voted fish of the year in New Zealand.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 23, 2025 at 08:55 AM
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NEVER FORGET

Bath County celebrates the mysterious meat shower of 1876

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 23, 2025 at 08:53 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

“He Had to Poop;” Milwaukee Brewers Manager Reveals Hilarious Reason Joey Ortiz Exited Game Early

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on March 23, 2025 at 08:50 AM
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DEFINITELY

Did the National Weather Service capture a photo of Bigfoot during a Pennsylvania storm survey?

(Thanks to John Lobert, EricY and Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on March 23, 2025 at 08:48 AM
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March 22, 2025

THANK GOD FOR STUDIES

Study Reveals Athletes Perform Better Post-Poop

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on March 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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WE DON'T WANT ANY DETAILS

Police recover four Tiffany earrings two weeks after Texas man swallowed them during arrest

(Thanks to MOTW and The Perts)

Posted by Dave on March 22, 2025 at 09:50 AM
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