May 21, 2022

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Warzone players find XP glitch in King Kong's testicles

Doc shocked to find money up patient’s butt

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 11:38 AM
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THE FLATHEAD COUNTY DATING SCENE

5:08 p.m. A woman who tackled a man off of a scooter later told law enforcement they were not in a romantic relationship, but everything was okay.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:43 AM
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MEANWHILE ABROAD

The Russian military fired a rocket at Odesa and destroyed the beach toilet.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:41 AM
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NEEDLESS TO SAY THE HORSE PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Ohio deputy encounters 'drunk Amish guy' slumped over in moving buggy: 'The horse knows how to get home'

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:34 AM
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'LEARN TO MONETIZE'

National bank hit by ransomware trolls hackers with dick pics

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:32 AM
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TRY UNPLUGGING IT, THEN PLUGGING IT BACK IN

NASA engineers trying to figure out strange readings from aging interstellar spacecraft

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:29 AM
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WHAT'S IN THE U-HAUL, DUDE?

Man busted with nearly 1 ton of marijuana near Florida border, officials say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:28 AM
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GUYS IN COVID-RELIEF ACTION

Rather than return the $360,000 in Covid-19 aid that his small town mistakenly wired to his personal bank account, Sho Taguchi gambled most of the money away online, police said.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, EricY and The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:27 AM
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WHY WE AVOID CAVE EVENTS

Man hauled to safety after hanging from tree at cave event in place known locally as Devil’s Arse

(Thanks to Adrian Hope)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:17 AM
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WAIT, WHAT?

Coke's new bottle cap doesn't come off

OK, it turns out that's not actually what the story says.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:10 AM
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May 20, 2022

WILL WE EVER LEARN?

Apparently not.

(Thanks to Fearless Phil)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2022 at 10:49 AM
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IN LIEU OF A DRIVER'S LICENSE

Slippery Florida woman throws fake snake to avoid arrest, police say

(Thanks to pharmaross and Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2022 at 10:47 AM
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MAINLY BIG MACS

Ancient poop reveals what the builders of Stonehenge liked to eat

(Thanks to GJ and Alkali Bill)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2022 at 10:30 AM
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CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

Topless mom in her undies rescues pet goose from bald eagle in shocking video

(Thanks to pharmaross and Frank)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2022 at 08:29 AM
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DEPARTMENT OF THINGS YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT

The online spider market.

(Thanks to Sean T and Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2022 at 08:27 AM
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THE NEWS FROM CORNWALL

A FARMER has been left astonished at how many drivers seem willing to pay MORE to park like “wallys”.

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "He'd make a fortune in Miami.") (Except he wouldn't, because he uses an "honesty box," which in Miami would last maybe five minutes.)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2022 at 08:26 AM
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JUST KEEP SWIMMING, DUDES

Study reveals fish on drugs in South Florida waters

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2022 at 08:23 AM
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PRACTICAL!

Adidas, Gucci selling $1,300 'umbrella' that isn't waterproof

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2022 at 08:19 AM
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AS IF THINGS WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH ALREADY

IKEA causes chaos by revealing its Swedish meatballs aren't actually Swedish

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "There is nothing left to believe in.")

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2022 at 08:16 AM
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May 19, 2022

PROUDLY NOT DEAD YET

Wisconsin man celebrates 50 years of eating Big Macs every day

(Thanks to Rick Stevenson, who says "A life well spent.")

Posted by Dave on May 19, 2022 at 11:49 AM
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