September 24, 2021
BUT OF COURSE
A sneezing ferret has tested positive for COVID in Florida, federal authorities say
Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 10:59 PM
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ADVISORY TO FLORIDA GARDENERS:
Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 03:48 PM
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'I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS A NATURAL ACT'
Gorillas shock onlookers with oral sex show at Bronx Zoo in hilarious video
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:35 AM
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WE'RE GONNA PASS ON THE ENGINEERS' BARBECUE
Engineers figured out how to cook 3D-printed chicken with lasers
(Thanks to Ranald Adams)
Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:32 AM
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SHARE THEIR PASSWORDS?
What vampire bats do for their closest friends
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:30 AM
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SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON
Wild boar on streets of Rome are being used against me, says mayor
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:29 AM
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ADVISORY TO AUSTRALIANS WITH ATTICS:
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:27 AM
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WHILE AT THE SAME TIME OPENING FOR THE WHO
Crypto trading hamster outperforms Bitcoin, Warren Buffett, Cathie Wood
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:25 AM
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September 23, 2021
A PAIR OF FLORIDA LICENSES ARE ON THE WAY
Copulating couple’s car rolls, flips over after handbrake released during romp
(Thanks to DaninDallas and Emily, Leslie and w)
Posted by Dave on September 23, 2021 at 03:32 PM
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FLORIDIAN + FLATHEAD = CRITICAL MASS
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on September 23, 2021 at 11:24 AM
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TRAFFIC ADVISORY
The great tarantula migration is underway in Colorado
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on September 23, 2021 at 11:18 AM
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'STAY OUT OF NATURE'
Terrified woman hears 'squeak' then finds bat hanging upside-down on her crotch
(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on September 23, 2021 at 11:17 AM
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IT HAD *BETTER* BE RARE
Man poops out of penis due to rare condition
(Thanks to AmoebaStampede and DaninDallas)
Posted by Dave on September 23, 2021 at 11:13 AM
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THAT SHOULD DO THE TRICK
Scientists Are Trying To Save Texas Ocelots. So They Sent Testicles To Ohio
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on September 23, 2021 at 11:04 AM
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ALMOST THE PERFECT CRIME
Lake City man steals car, tries to trade it back to same dealership days later
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, Jim Kenaston, Barry Nester and pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on September 23, 2021 at 11:02 AM
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September 22, 2021
BUT NO IGUANAS
Elon Musk says Inspiration4 crew had 'challenges' with the toilet
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Posted by Dave on September 22, 2021 at 09:33 AM
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'THAT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE'
Hey, South Florida, Look Before You Sit! Beware Of Iguanas In The Toilet!
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Posted by Dave on September 22, 2021 at 09:32 AM
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THESE CARP TODAY
Hundreds of carp dead in Michigan had herpes, DNR says
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on September 22, 2021 at 09:30 AM
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THE SQUIRRELS TOOK THEM
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Posted by Dave on September 22, 2021 at 09:27 AM
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September 21, 2021
OR MAYBE THEY JUST DON'T WANT TO HELP ANYBODY MOVE
Even mathematicians can't figure out how to move a sofa around a corner
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on September 21, 2021 at 05:04 PM
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