May 27, 2022

IT LOOKS EVERY BIT AS APPETIZING AS IT SOUNDS

Truck crash leaves 15,000 pounds of hot dog filler on road

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "Crews worked their buns off to clean it up.")

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2022 at 09:51 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Marlborough residents have been warned of possible sewage “blow backs” coming up their toilets as work begins to clean the region’s wastewater pipes.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2022 at 09:49 AM
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THERE IS NOTHING MORE UNNATURAL THAN NATURE

Yellowstone Visitors Cause Traffic Jam Watching Majestic Bull Elk… Pee On His Own Face

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet, who sent this in and is getting full credit for it.)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2022 at 09:47 AM
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OH, BOTHER

Somebody is making a slasher movie featuring Winnie the Pooh.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2022 at 09:45 AM
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JUST CORN FLAKES FOR US, THANKS

Feminine care brand Intimina developed its raspberry-flavoured 'Period Crunch' to encourage families to discuss menstruation more openly at breakfast.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2022 at 09:38 AM
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FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

International Team Creates Paper Plane Able to Glide Over 77 Meters

(Thanks to Ron T)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2022 at 09:35 AM
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MORE THAN FAIR

Bermuda Triangle cruise offers all guests full refund - if the ship disappears

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2022 at 08:37 AM
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HUH

A jury in Portland has convicted a self-published romance novelist — who once wrote an essay titled "How to Murder Your Husband" — of fatally shooting her husband four years ago.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2022 at 08:35 AM
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DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING

Hi, I know how busy you must be answering a lot of emails day by day.

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2022 at 08:30 AM
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OUR GUESS IS, THEY'RE HAVING SEX

Why California’s rattlesnake population is booming

(Thanks to Ranald Adams and Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2022 at 08:29 AM
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THEY SHOULD PUT WINDSHIELDS ON THOSE THINGS

US submarine that crashed into an underwater mountain in the South China Sea ran into a pier months earlier

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "The helmsman had a valid etc.")

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2022 at 08:21 AM
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May 25, 2022

WITH A NAME LIKE WWW.WELSHITALIANPIZZA.CO.UK, IT HAS TO BE GOOD

Pizza company mortified over 'worst name ever' after website blunder

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2022 at 08:48 AM
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EXCEPT WHEN THEY'RE OPENING FOR CARDI B

Skydiving salamanders live in world’s tallest trees

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko and Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2022 at 08:39 AM
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WHY THE DIAPERS HAVE LONG NAILS WE'LL NEVER KNOW

Cardi B drops a tutorial video showing how to change diapers with long nails

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2022 at 08:34 AM
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WHY THE SNAKE WAS PLAYING A VIDEO GAME WE'LL NEVER KNOW

Snake Bites Man on Butt as He Sat on Toilet Playing Video Game

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2022 at 08:31 AM
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May 24, 2022

IN FLORIDA, IT WOULD BE DRIVING

Cow sits on family’s lap in backseat of car

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2022 at 11:58 AM
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NEBRASKA: WHERE THE ACTION NEVER STOPS

Pool noodle fight over the name Josh again attracts hundreds

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2022 at 10:56 AM
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CSI: IBERIA PARISH

Two arrested in Louisiana for illegally transporting house, abandoning it in road

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2022 at 09:55 AM
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SO HOW WAS SCHOOL?

Nine-year-old boy discovers puma in school toilet cubicle

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2022 at 09:02 AM
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HI THERE...... DENISE!

Dolphins Recognize Each Other By Tasting One Another's Urine

(Thanks to GJ)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2022 at 08:53 AM
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