September 26, 2021

NO

Is Steeping Your Balls the Future of Male Birth Control?

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 26, 2021 at 08:51 AM
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REMINDS US OF LASSIE

Caiman Islands snorkeler follows squid to man's lost wedding ring

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says “The snorkeler said that was a good squid and the fried calamari was excellent.”)

Posted by Dave on September 26, 2021 at 08:46 AM
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IT’S CALLED RECYCLING

A gravestone missing for almost 150 years was being used as a marble slab to make fudge

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko and The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 26, 2021 at 08:43 AM
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OTHER THAN THAT. A TOTALLY PROFESSIONAL OPERATION

Ohio haunted house actor accidentally stabbed boy, 11, in foot

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says “The kid was lucky the actor couldn't get his chainsaw started.”)

Posted by Dave on September 26, 2021 at 08:40 AM
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September 25, 2021

YOUR FLYING CAR?

It will have to wait.

(Thanks to Michael Johnson)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2021 at 09:47 AM
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THEY ALSO LOVED TO PLAY FETCH

Dinosaurs wagged their tails while running, simulations reveal

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2021 at 09:44 AM
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PLEASE CANCEL OUR RESERVATION

No, Portales motel doesn’t have meth on tap

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2021 at 09:40 AM
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LOOKS LEGIT

'Loch Ness Monster' caught on drone footage by wild camper

(Thanks to pharmaross)

"Wild camper?"

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2021 at 09:39 AM
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A GIANT LEAP

They're sending up William Shatner.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2021 at 09:35 AM
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September 24, 2021

BUT OF COURSE

A sneezing ferret has tested positive for COVID in Florida, federal authorities say

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 10:59 PM
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ADVISORY TO FLORIDA GARDENERS:

Always carry a shovel.

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 03:48 PM
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'I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS A NATURAL ACT'

Gorillas shock onlookers with oral sex show at Bronx Zoo in hilarious video

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:35 AM
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WE'RE GONNA PASS ON THE ENGINEERS' BARBECUE

Engineers figured out how to cook 3D-printed chicken with lasers

(Thanks to Ranald Adams)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:32 AM
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SHARE THEIR PASSWORDS?

What vampire bats do for their closest friends

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:30 AM
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SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON

Wild boar on streets of Rome are being used against me, says mayor

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:29 AM
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ADVISORY TO AUSTRALIANS WITH ATTICS:

Stay downstairs.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:27 AM
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WHILE AT THE SAME TIME OPENING FOR THE WHO

Crypto trading hamster outperforms Bitcoin, Warren Buffett, Cathie Wood

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:25 AM
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September 23, 2021

A PAIR OF FLORIDA LICENSES ARE ON THE WAY

Copulating couple’s car rolls, flips over after handbrake released during romp

(Thanks to DaninDallas and Emily, Leslie and w)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2021 at 03:32 PM
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FLORIDIAN + FLATHEAD = CRITICAL MASS

5:04 p.m.  A Floridian who had previously been unable to find the library was now at the library and unable to find his car.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2021 at 11:24 AM
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TRAFFIC ADVISORY

The great tarantula migration is underway in Colorado

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2021 at 11:18 AM
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