May 23, 2022

WITHOUT STUDIES WE WOULD KNOW NOTHING

Wearing sunglasses makes you more likely to OGLE: People stare at sexually provocative images when they think others can't see their eyes, study finds

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Women more likely to engage in risky sexual behaviors with more attractive partners

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2022 at 07:36 AM
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PARTY INSECTS

Fruit flies keep having sex when they are dying

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2022 at 07:31 AM
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THE WEST: STILL WILD

Loving County judge arrested for cattle theft

Excellent Name For Suspected Cattle-Thief Judge: "Skeet Jones"

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2022 at 07:30 AM
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WHAT POLE, OFFICER?

Florida man drives car up pole, arrested for DUI

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2022 at 07:27 AM
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May 22, 2022

SPLISH SPLASH, DUDE

Detroit customs officers seize over 2,000 pounds of marijuana labeled as ‘pool toys’

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "Pass the flotation aid, bro.")

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2022 at 10:36 AM
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DON'T THANK ME; I'M JUST DOING MY JOB

Here I am preparing to do battle with one of New York City's notorious giant cement squirrels.

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Posted by Dave on May 22, 2022 at 10:34 AM
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UPDATE

Wichita Woman Accused of Pooping on Beauty Store Wigs Is Allegedly a Serial Fecal Offender

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2022 at 10:32 AM
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May 21, 2022

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Warzone players find XP glitch in King Kong's testicles

Doc shocked to find money up patient’s butt

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 11:38 AM
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THE FLATHEAD COUNTY DATING SCENE

5:08 p.m. A woman who tackled a man off of a scooter later told law enforcement they were not in a romantic relationship, but everything was okay.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:43 AM
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MEANWHILE ABROAD

The Russian military fired a rocket at Odesa and destroyed the beach toilet.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:41 AM
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NEEDLESS TO SAY THE HORSE PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Ohio deputy encounters 'drunk Amish guy' slumped over in moving buggy: 'The horse knows how to get home'

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:34 AM
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'LEARN TO MONETIZE'

National bank hit by ransomware trolls hackers with dick pics

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:32 AM
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TRY UNPLUGGING IT, THEN PLUGGING IT BACK IN

NASA engineers trying to figure out strange readings from aging interstellar spacecraft

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:29 AM
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WHAT'S IN THE U-HAUL, DUDE?

Man busted with nearly 1 ton of marijuana near Florida border, officials say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:28 AM
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GUYS IN COVID-RELIEF ACTION

Rather than return the $360,000 in Covid-19 aid that his small town mistakenly wired to his personal bank account, Sho Taguchi gambled most of the money away online, police said.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, EricY and The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:27 AM
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WHY WE AVOID CAVE EVENTS

Man hauled to safety after hanging from tree at cave event in place known locally as Devil’s Arse

(Thanks to Adrian Hope)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:17 AM
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WAIT, WHAT?

Coke's new bottle cap doesn't come off

OK, it turns out that's not actually what the story says.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:10 AM
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May 20, 2022

WILL WE EVER LEARN?

Apparently not.

(Thanks to Fearless Phil)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2022 at 10:49 AM
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IN LIEU OF A DRIVER'S LICENSE

Slippery Florida woman throws fake snake to avoid arrest, police say

(Thanks to pharmaross and Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2022 at 10:47 AM
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MAINLY BIG MACS

Ancient poop reveals what the builders of Stonehenge liked to eat

(Thanks to GJ and Alkali Bill)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2022 at 10:30 AM
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