September 28, 2023
FOR SOME OF US, THIS IS EVERY DAY
It's National Drink Beer Day.
(Thanks to MOTW)
Posted by Dave on September 28, 2023 at 02:04 PM
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WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Phillies deny emotional support alligator from entering ballpark
(Thanks to Ron T)
Posted by Dave on September 28, 2023 at 02:03 PM
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CSI: EAST UNION TOWNSHIP
$10,000 worth of garbage bags stolen from truck
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
Posted by Dave on September 28, 2023 at 08:57 AM
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NEED A TRIM?
The Rise of the Nudist Barbershop
(Thanks to Barry Nester, who says "Now you can be itchy all over.")
Advisory: Photo of a naked butt.
Posted by Dave on September 28, 2023 at 08:48 AM
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WE BLAME GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE
Texas family repeatedly attacked by out-of-control pig
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on September 28, 2023 at 08:46 AM
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September 27, 2023
SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON
For the first time, research reveals crows use statistical logic
(Thanks to Tim Couch)
Posted by Dave on September 27, 2023 at 04:49 PM
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UP UP AND AWAYYYYYYYYY
(Thanks to Alkali Bill)
Posted by Dave on September 27, 2023 at 03:15 PM
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IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN'T DO?
Global warming could turn many people into drunks and drug users, study claims
(Thanks to Ron T, who says "We are there now.")
Posted by Dave on September 27, 2023 at 03:07 PM
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AND IN 'SPORTS'
Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann ‘categorically’ denies using vibrating sex toys to cheat in the sport
(Thanks to Ron T, The Perts and Steve K., who says "the batteries don't last long enough.")
Posted by Dave on September 27, 2023 at 03:05 PM
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ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK
Why was an engraving of a modern bicycle found in an ancient temple?
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on September 27, 2023 at 03:03 PM
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BROOKS ROBINSON
Brooks Robinson, the great Baltimore Orioles third baseman, has died. I once played in a charity baseball game with him, during which he gave me some sound advice. He was a nice guy, and very funny. RIP, Brooks.
Photo by Joe Reilly
Posted by Dave on September 27, 2023 at 10:10 AM
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THOSE THINGS SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS
Woman, 30, Nabbed For Frozen Chicken Battery On Daughter
(Thanks to Charles Cates and Michael Parry, who asks "What choice did she have?")
Posted by Dave on September 27, 2023 at 10:01 AM
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GUESS THE STATE
DUI suspect on lawn mower nabbed while making beer run
(Thanks to Ron T and Rick Day)
Posted by Dave on September 27, 2023 at 09:59 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION
Frogs have been trying to mate with odd things for 220 million years
(Thanks to Doug Ogg)
Posted by Dave on September 27, 2023 at 09:53 AM
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IF THAT'S NOT FAMILY FUN, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IS
Teacher busted after students find her meth at family fun night
(Thanks to MOTW)
Posted by Dave on September 27, 2023 at 09:41 AM
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'IT TASTES OF COW AND SHEEP FATS AND MILK'
Soap Company Boss Eats His Own Product to Prove That It’s All-Natural
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on September 27, 2023 at 09:40 AM
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EVER WONDER WHO'S ON THE OTHER END WHEN YOU CONTACT CUSTOMER ASSISTANCE?
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on September 27, 2023 at 08:41 AM
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September 26, 2023
BOFFINS HITTING THE BONG AGAIN
Transformer-style 'radioactive metal aliens' may exist in the universe, claim boffins
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
Posted by Dave on September 26, 2023 at 01:34 PM
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VETERINARIANS RECOMMEND NO MORE THAN 37
'Incredibly lucky' Malton cat recovers after eating 43 hairbands
(Thanks to Doug Ogg)
Posted by Dave on September 26, 2023 at 01:32 PM
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POSSIBLE EXPLANATION FOR WHY YOUR PANTS DON'T FIT
Our entire galaxy is warping, and a gigantic blob of dark matter could be to blame
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
Posted by Dave on September 26, 2023 at 01:31 PM
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