May 22, 2022
SPLISH SPLASH, DUDE
Detroit customs officers seize over 2,000 pounds of marijuana labeled as ‘pool toys’
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "Pass the flotation aid, bro.")
Posted by Dave on May 22, 2022 at 10:36 AM
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DON'T THANK ME; I'M JUST DOING MY JOB
Here I am preparing to do battle with one of New York City's notorious giant cement squirrels.
Posted by Dave on May 22, 2022 at 10:34 AM
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UPDATE
Wichita Woman Accused of Pooping on Beauty Store Wigs Is Allegedly a Serial Fecal Offender
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 22, 2022 at 10:32 AM
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May 21, 2022
ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK
Warzone players find XP glitch in King Kong's testicles
Doc shocked to find money up patient’s butt
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 11:38 AM
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THE FLATHEAD COUNTY DATING SCENE
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:43 AM
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MEANWHILE ABROAD
The Russian military fired a rocket at Odesa and destroyed the beach toilet.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:41 AM
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NEEDLESS TO SAY THE HORSE PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:34 AM
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'LEARN TO MONETIZE'
National bank hit by ransomware trolls hackers with dick pics
(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:32 AM
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TRY UNPLUGGING IT, THEN PLUGGING IT BACK IN
NASA engineers trying to figure out strange readings from aging interstellar spacecraft
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:29 AM
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WHAT'S IN THE U-HAUL, DUDE?
Man busted with nearly 1 ton of marijuana near Florida border, officials say
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:28 AM
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GUYS IN COVID-RELIEF ACTION
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, EricY and The Perts)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:27 AM
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WHY WE AVOID CAVE EVENTS
Man hauled to safety after hanging from tree at cave event in place known locally as Devil’s Arse
(Thanks to Adrian Hope)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:17 AM
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WAIT, WHAT?
Coke's new bottle cap doesn't come off
OK, it turns out that's not actually what the story says.
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2022 at 09:10 AM
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May 20, 2022
WILL WE EVER LEARN?
(Thanks to Fearless Phil)
Posted by Dave on May 20, 2022 at 10:49 AM
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IN LIEU OF A DRIVER'S LICENSE
Slippery Florida woman throws fake snake to avoid arrest, police say
(Thanks to pharmaross and Jeff Meyerson)
Posted by Dave on May 20, 2022 at 10:47 AM
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MAINLY BIG MACS
Ancient poop reveals what the builders of Stonehenge liked to eat
(Thanks to GJ and Alkali Bill)
Posted by Dave on May 20, 2022 at 10:30 AM
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CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT
Topless mom in her undies rescues pet goose from bald eagle in shocking video
(Thanks to pharmaross and Frank)
Posted by Dave on May 20, 2022 at 08:29 AM
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DEPARTMENT OF THINGS YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT
(Thanks to Sean T and Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on May 20, 2022 at 08:27 AM
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THE NEWS FROM CORNWALL
(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "He'd make a fortune in Miami.") (Except he wouldn't, because he uses an "honesty box," which in Miami would last maybe five minutes.)
Posted by Dave on May 20, 2022 at 08:26 AM
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JUST KEEP SWIMMING, DUDES
Study reveals fish on drugs in South Florida waters
(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 20, 2022 at 08:23 AM
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