June 27, 2022

WE STILL HAVE A FEW RIGHTS LEFT

Charges dropped against clown who pressed buttocks against window

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 27, 2022 at 08:56 AM
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THEY BATTLED IT FOR THREE HOURS

Firefighters Find Overheated Vibrator After Being Called to Apartment

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 27, 2022 at 08:54 AM
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THE ROLLING STONES!

Scientists discover reptiles, amphibians that don’t grow old!

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 27, 2022 at 08:52 AM
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AS IF WE NEEDED FURTHER PROOF

Photos prove Australia is the most terrifying place on earth

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

Posted by Dave on June 27, 2022 at 08:50 AM
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PORCH PIRATE

A 51-year-old Florida man has been arrested after attempting to disassemble and steal someone’s porch.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 27, 2022 at 08:48 AM
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THIS USUALLY WORKS AS A DEFENSE

An Alabama man wearing a t-shirt proclaiming “I’m Too Good for drugs!” was arrested for possessing methamphetamine and narcotics paraphernalia, police report.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 27, 2022 at 08:47 AM
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June 26, 2022

CSI: NOWATA COUNTY

Oklahoma man leads authorities on pursuit, found hours later hiding in cow manure

Please note that, in accordance with our Strict Policy, we are not making fun of the suspect's name.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 26, 2022 at 08:56 AM
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WHAT'S THAT... OH, HI, FRIEND!

People drawn to others who smell like them

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 26, 2022 at 08:51 AM
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GOING TO AUSTRALIA?

Take a frying pan.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on June 26, 2022 at 08:50 AM
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IF YOU WATCH ONLY ONE VIDEO OF REALLY SMALL TOADS HAVING TROUBLE LANDING ON THEIR FEET...

...this is an option.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

Posted by Dave on June 26, 2022 at 08:48 AM
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IT DOESN'T TAKE MUCH

Frozen baby mammoth discovered in Yukon excites Canada

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on June 26, 2022 at 08:44 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Oregon man breaks world record for alphabetizing soup

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on June 26, 2022 at 08:43 AM
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June 25, 2022

HENCE THE LAUGHTER

The female hyena has an 8-inch clitoris

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 11:03 AM
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NO WORD ON FLAMINGOS

CDC tells public to not 'kiss or snuggle' chickens, ducks, backyard poultry amid salmonella outbreaks

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 11:01 AM
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FLATHEAD COUNTRY CRIME WAVE UPDATE

11:59 a.m. A woman wanted to report that she ran a red light in 2010, and did it again yesterday, but understood what she did was wrong.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 10:52 AM
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ALWAYS CARRY CASH

What to Do When There’s No Toilet Paper in a Public Restroom

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 10:48 AM
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OTHER THAN THAT IT'S TOTALLY RELIABLE

Toyota is recalling its first mainstream electric car because the wheels can fall off

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 10:47 AM
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THIS IS WHY WE NEVER LEND OUR COCKROACHES

NASA wants its moon dust and cockroaches back.

(Thanks to Ralph and AmoebaStampede)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 08:50 AM
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IT ALSO PRODUCED A VALID ETC.

World’s biggest bacterium found in Caribbean mangrove swamp

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 08:45 AM
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DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Half of UK adults are unable to identify a healthy poo

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2022 at 08:42 AM
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