August 10, 2022

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

These researchers watched dead fish rot for 70 days—for science

(Thanks to Frank)

Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 05:42 PM
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AND IN FINANCE

You don’t want to know.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 05:41 PM
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WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE KLEENEX

Sneeze by Sneeze, Sponges Fill the Seas With Their Mucus

(Thanks to Steve K., who says "I saw the Sneezing Sponges open for Snot.")

Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 04:17 PM
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O, THE HU.... WAIT, BUD LIGHT? NEVER MIND

Massive Bud Light spill on interstate in Louisville

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and Emily, Leslie and w)

Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 04:13 PM
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AVOID METALLICA

How to calm your dog in the car with music: Play some reggae or soft rock hits

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 11:12 AM
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UH-OH

China gives green light to self-driving cars

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 11:10 AM
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THIS ONCE HAPPENED TO BABE RUTH

The Pittsburgh infielder lost his phone during a slide into third base and the Pirates lost to the Arizona Diamondbacks 6-4 on Tuesday night.

(Thanks to pharmaross) 

Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 08:10 AM
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HE REQUESTED MEDIUM RARE

A Florida Woman is facing a domestic assault charge for allegedly throwing a raw steak at her partner during a confrontation Sunday night in their residence.

(Thanks to pharmaross, Rod Nunley and Barry Nester, who says “Those things shouldn’t be in civilian hands.  They should be in my stomach.”)

Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 08:00 AM
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NEVER FORGET

Twitter Remembers 18th Anniversary of Dave Matthews Band Dumping 800 Pounds of Poop on Passenger Cruise

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on August 10, 2022 at 07:57 AM
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August 09, 2022

IT *IS* KINDA HOT

South Korean video ad criticized for 'sexually objectifying' garlic

(Thanks to Carlos Montage)

Posted by Dave on August 9, 2022 at 02:04 PM
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SURE, THAT'S WHAT THEY *WANT* YOU TO BELIEVE

Recent Loch Ness Monster sighting turned out to be an Alpaca going for a swim

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "That's a fake alpaca.")

Posted by Dave on August 9, 2022 at 11:15 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR...

Drug Suspect Caught In Act Assured Cops That, "Meth Is Legal Now"

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 9, 2022 at 08:03 AM
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ADVISORY FOR MOTORISTS IN SUBURBAN NEPAL:

Watch out for rhinos.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on August 9, 2022 at 08:02 AM
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STANDING THEIR GROUND

Florida Man And Woman Arrested Brutally Attacking Snorkeler Too Close To Their Waterfront

(Thanks to EricY and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 9, 2022 at 07:59 AM
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GOVERN YOURSELVES ACCORDINGLY

New Data Suggests Our Fundamental Model of the Universe Is Wrong

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on August 9, 2022 at 07:55 AM
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THEIR NIGHTMARES ALL INVOLVE MAGAZINES

Do Spiders Dream? A New Study Suggests They Just Might

(Thanks to Chris Elli)

Posted by Dave on August 9, 2022 at 07:51 AM
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August 08, 2022

SO IT LEGALLY QUALIFIES FOR A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Scientists Create Yeast With Important Human Genes

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet, who says "Shall we send it to Washington?"; and Ralph, who says "What can go wrong?")

Posted by Dave on August 8, 2022 at 03:27 PM
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THEY WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT POTATO SALAD

Texas barbecue restaurant manager says thief stole almost $3K worth of brisket

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on August 8, 2022 at 01:36 PM
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LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF, UM.... FUN

Inside the Gathering of the Juggalos Festival where rap fans put hot peppers in their privates & playfight with sex toys

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on August 8, 2022 at 10:32 AM
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BECAUSE YOU NEED TO WASTE MORE TIME

Who is the most famous person from your town? Interactive map allows you to click and see

(Thanks to manual tomato, who says “I'm south of Bob Dylan, also south of Michael Jackson and pretty close to Abraham Lincoln. Genghis Khan's birthplace was north of my home town.”)

Posted by Dave on August 8, 2022 at 09:06 AM
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