February 10, 2025
ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK
Hong Kong patient finds gauze in scrotum 2 months after operation
(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "In keeping with the elevated journalistic standards of this blog, I will not call attention to the reporter's last name." To which this blog replies: Thank you.)
Posted by Dave on February 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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FOR A MERE 18 GRAND
The Louis Vuitton lobster bag.
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on February 10, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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WE CAN'T HAVE AN UNPERMITTED BUSKING
(Thanks to Ron Wylie)
Posted by Dave on February 10, 2025 at 09:08 AM
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SEND IT TO WASHINGTON
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, Jay Brandes and Doug Ogg)
Posted by Dave on February 10, 2025 at 09:03 AM
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THE WORD IS 'HERO'
Man secretly outbids his in-laws to avoid having them as neighbors
(Thanks to Rick Day)
Posted by Dave on February 10, 2025 at 09:02 AM
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February 09, 2025
SUPER BOWL MXVLLVXXIII
Enjoy it, blog people. Go team!
Posted by Dave on February 9, 2025 at 02:40 PM
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TERRORISM UPDATE
Sri Lanka Faces Islandwide Blackouts Due to Monkey Clash
(Thanks to Jay Brandes, who says "We know who egged them on.")
(Also obviously Monkey Clash WBAGNFARB.)
Posted by Dave on February 9, 2025 at 02:36 PM
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TRAGICALLY, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
17 members of feuding MILF groups arrested
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
Posted by Dave on February 9, 2025 at 02:30 PM
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TOTALLY NORMAL!
'I've collected 30,000 stands of my hair – I keep count in a notebook and won't stop'
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "The excitement is palpable.")
Posted by Dave on February 9, 2025 at 02:28 PM
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YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T?
Vikings believed a goat dispensing endless beer from its udders awaited them in heaven
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on February 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on February 9, 2025 at 09:14 AM
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HARD TO ARGUE
Massive moose made in snow with meticulous footprints 'very Canadian,' says artist
(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Very artistic, eh?")
Posted by Dave on February 9, 2025 at 09:12 AM
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February 08, 2025
IN MIAMI WE CALL THIS 'PARALLEL PARKING'
(Thanks to Stan Ruth, who says "She has a Texas drivers license, which should be transferable to Florida.") (Also thanks to David Benson)
Posted by Dave on February 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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WHY THE PORCH PIRATES WERE IN HER BATHROBE, WE'LL NEVER KNOW
Calgary woman fends off porch pirates in her bathrobe
(Thanks to B&C)
Posted by Dave on February 8, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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HEADLINE WRITERS LIVE FOR THIS*
500+ eggs whisked away during Seattle breakfast heist, police scramble to crack case
(Thanks to Ralph)
*Doo-dah, doo-dah
Posted by Dave on February 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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BUT DID THE BEAVERS HAVE A PERMIT?
Government Scraps Construction Project After Beavers Finish The Job Themselves
(Thanks to Ron Wylie, who says "Send this beaver...")
Another version: Beavers Take 2 Days to Build Dams The Government Had Been Planning for 7 Years
(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet, who says "Send them to Washington?")
Posted by Dave on February 8, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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WITH AN ENORMOUS BUT VALID WATERPROOF DRIVER'S LICENSE
Largest shark ever tagged by research group swimming off the Florida coast
(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet, Jay Brandes, Barry Nester, pharmaross and EricY)
Posted by Dave on February 8, 2025 at 09:37 AM
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'THE SHIRLEY TEMPLE KING'
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Posted by Dave on February 8, 2025 at 09:22 AM
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February 07, 2025
JUST PRETZELS FOR US, THANKS
Smuggled live beetles found stashed inside Japanese snacks at LAX, officials say
(Thanks to Doug Ogg and klezmerphan)
Posted by Dave on February 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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'HELLO, HOUSEKEEPING?'
Seal found napping on floor of hotel room
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Always the last place you look.")
Posted by Dave on February 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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