October 25, 2020
BECAUSE YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR BEER ACCESSIBLE AT *ALL TIMES*
Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 06:19 PM
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THEY'LL FIT RIGHT IN
UFO sighting: Claim ‘Alien fleet’ spotted flying over California - ‘Something big going on
(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)
Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 05:49 PM
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THE CORRECT ANSWER IS: SHUT UP
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 12:24 PM
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GOOD FOR HIM, WE GUESS
Famous fish that ate all his friends gets cheered up by 16th birthday party
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 10:06 AM
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A BRILLIANT GUY DOES A NICE THING
Satirist Tom Lehrer has put his songs into the public domain
(Thanks to Ranald Adams)
Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 10:04 AM
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TAKE ALL REASONABLE PRECAUTIONS
Impossible milk could be coming to your cereal bowl
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 10:01 AM
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CSI: TENNESSEE
Severed finger leads to arrest in log splitter theft in Anderson County
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on October 25, 2020 at 09:59 AM
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October 24, 2020
FYI
Happy Endings Could Mess Up Your Brain's Decision-Making, Study Says
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "Most misleading headline of the day so far.")
Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 11:40 AM
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THIS IS THE THANKS YOU GET
Man Arrested After Calling 911 To Alert Authorities About Alien Invasion
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 11:32 AM
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EVENTUALLY HE'LL MAKE CHANGE
Gainesville police arrested a man who stole and ate a woman’s $5 bill.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 11:23 AM
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YOU KNOW WHO IS BEHIND THIS
Walmart store evacuated when skunk wanders inside
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 11:16 AM
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THERE IS NO FUN LIKE SCIENTIST FUN
Scientists Drive Tiny Robot Around Inside Living Butthole
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 11:06 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE TROGGS
Escaped cloned female mutant crayfish take over Belgian cemetery
(Thanks to pharmaross and AmoebaStampede, who says "We might as well just shred the Crustatucean.")
Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 11:04 AM
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STAND WITH ME, AMERICA
You can be in the cabinet.
Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 10:58 AM
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AND THEN PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on October 24, 2020 at 10:44 AM
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October 23, 2020
WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER T-SHIRT
The World's Largest Air Cannon
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on October 23, 2020 at 03:59 PM
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OOPS
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on October 23, 2020 at 03:18 PM
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AS FORETOLD IN THE OLD TESTAMENT
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who wants to send it to Washington.)
Statement made by a person who apparently has never been in a frat house: "...pigs aren't meant to live in frat houses..."
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
Posted by Dave on October 23, 2020 at 10:08 AM
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THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
A giant inflatable Borat has taken over the Toronto waterfront
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on October 23, 2020 at 08:52 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO PUT ON A MASK AND GO
Florida man accused in cocaine bust was ‘only selling due to COVID’
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on October 23, 2020 at 08:50 AM
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