January 18, 2022

MIDWEST DINING REPORT

Drunk Wisconsin Woman Drops Pants and Runs Around IHOP

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

 

Posted by Dave on January 18, 2022 at 09:27 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Alberta's poop predicts the peak of the Omicron infections is near

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on January 18, 2022 at 09:24 AM
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January 17, 2022

OH SHUT UP

Earth's Insides Are Cooling Faster Than We Thought, And It Will Mess Things Up

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and Steve K.)

Posted by Dave on January 17, 2022 at 05:18 PM
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OOPS

The man was left red-faced when the inspector discovered that the distressed man had mistaken a part of his sofa for a snake.

Posted by Dave on January 17, 2022 at 11:11 AM
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SOMEBODY HAD TO DO IT

An Ohio-based hairstylist has spent the last nine years of his life creating the world’s largest human hair ball out of the cut hair of his clients.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on January 17, 2022 at 09:23 AM
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January 16, 2022

‘IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE’

UFO spotter makes sighting in Earth's orbit that's '100 per cent proof'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2022 at 05:30 PM
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BOLO

Search underway for missing kangaroo in Alabama

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2022 at 05:25 PM
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ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE LEGAL COUNSEL

Wandering seal leads police on slow-speed chase to law firm in England

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2022 at 05:22 PM
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HE WAS ‘TRYING TO BUILD UP HIS IMMUNE SYSTEM’

Police stop nude jogger on Microsoft campus after seeing ‘illuminated’ buttocks

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2022 at 09:24 AM
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NATIONAL PRIORITIES

Ruling party presidential candidate Lee Jae-myung said Friday he will add hair loss to ailments covered by national health insurance

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2022 at 09:21 AM
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January 15, 2022

NOTED

A doctor has urged people to not put hot sauce in a used condom to avoid pregnancies.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2022 at 08:39 AM
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GONNA BE A FUN SEMESTER

Tenured Michigan university professor, 74, who wore a 'space helmet' AND mask for Zoom class is placed on leave for calling students 'vectors of disease' for wanting to attend in-person learning

(Thanks to Kirsten Martin and Dave Vander Ark)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2022 at 08:32 AM
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THE NEW NAME WILL BE ‘SHITTE’

Swedish village decides to change its name after residents were fed up with being censored when they try to write about their lives on Facebook

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2022 at 08:29 AM
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PULITZER ALERT

How Many Nipples Do Cats Have?

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2022 at 08:23 AM
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BUT YOU CAN KEEP YOUR LIVER

There’s a settlement in Antarctica that is suitable for families except for one major requirement: they must undergo an operation to to remove their appendix before they move in

(Thanks to maryann, also Jim Kenaston, who says “On reflection, maybe our HOA isn't so bad after all.”)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2022 at 08:19 AM
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GRANDMA JUST ORDERED 11 PIZZAS

A group of senior citizens unknowingly consumed pot brownies that were brought to a community center card game by a 73-year-old South Dakota woman who was unaware that her son had prepared the baked goods with THC butter, cops report.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2022 at 08:17 AM
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January 14, 2022

THIS IS NEWS?

Welcome to Florida: The road rules are different here.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 14, 2022 at 09:51 AM
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YOU NEED A BOOSTER, DUDE

According to a study from researchers at OSU, cannabis compounds show the ability to prevent the coronavirus that causes COVID-19 from entering human cells.

(Thanks to pharmaross and Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on January 14, 2022 at 08:35 AM
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IF YOU DON’T LIKE COCKROACHES

…don’t read this.

(Thanks to Steve K., pharmaross, B&C and Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on January 14, 2022 at 08:33 AM
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AW

IRS "in crisis," government watchdog says

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on January 14, 2022 at 08:28 AM
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