May 18, 2022
MEAWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
(Thanks to Mary Smith and pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2022 at 12:56 PM
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IT WILL SOON BE COVERED IN SEAGULL POOP
Park bench dedicated to man who used to sit and shout at seagulls to 'f**k off'
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2022 at 12:54 PM
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IT SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS
St. Pete woman charged with felony battery after throwing lettuce at someone
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2022 at 12:50 PM
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AND YOU THOUGHT THE NEWS COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Dave, I think this guy is for real.")
(Agreed. If we can't trust time-travelers on TikTok, who can we trust?)
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2022 at 12:49 PM
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JUST WHAT WE NEED
(Thanks to Josh Evans)
They definitely opened for somebody.
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2022 at 12:35 PM
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LET FREEDOM RING
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2022 at 12:31 PM
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FLORIDA EDUCATION REPORT
Large alligator blocks door to Central Florida elementary school
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2022 at 09:45 AM
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COMING SOON TO THE HOME SHOPPING NETWORK
Mind-Altering Parasite May Make Infected People More Attractive, Study Suggests
(Thanks to Fabian Marson)
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2022 at 09:44 AM
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NO PRESSURE
Man with nine wives 'anxious' as all partners want to be first to bear his kids
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2022 at 09:40 AM
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May 17, 2022
ATTENTION, SOUTH FLORIDA SPORTS FANS WISHING TO JUMP ON THE HEAT OR PANTHERS PLAYOFF BANDWAGONS:
Posted by Dave on May 17, 2022 at 05:04 PM
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YOU KNOW WHO'S GIVING THE ORDERS
Hawaii is waging war on 'aggressive' feral chickens. The chickens are winning.
(Thanks to Barry Nester, Le Petomane and Rich Alpin)
Posted by Dave on May 17, 2022 at 09:19 AM
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NEW JERSEY POLICE CHIEF OF THE WEEK SO FAR
“You’re sleeping in the middle of the road… your pants are down.”
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
Posted by Dave on May 17, 2022 at 09:14 AM
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THEY'RE ALSO A STRONG OPENING ACT
'Voracious' Jumping Worms Can Leap 1 Foot In The Air, Destroy Soil
(Thanks to Rich Klinzman)
Posted by Dave on May 17, 2022 at 09:12 AM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT
Man Invents The ‘Burrito Bumper’ That Collects All The Dropped Food And Places It Into A New Burrito
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on May 17, 2022 at 09:09 AM
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AT LEAST IT WAS DEAD
Horrified dad finds dead frog hanging out of McDonald's burger
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on May 17, 2022 at 09:07 AM
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May 16, 2022
WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE BACON
35,000 pounds of eggs spill on Dallas freeway
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 12:45 PM
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DRAMA CLUB NEWS
Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Drama Club News.
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 12:20 PM
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FOR AN EXTRA $250 THE SALESPERSON WILL SPIT ON YOU
Luxury Brand Sells $1,850 “Fully-Destroyed” Sneakers
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 09:49 AM
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WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT STUDIES?
Women really do fancy men more if they’re richer, study confirms
(Thanks to Frank)
Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 09:47 AM
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SACRILEGE
(Thanks to Barry Nester and Doug Ogg)
Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 09:46 AM
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