April 16, 2024

THEY WON'T EVEN BUY YOU DINNER FIRST

These Florida monkeys could give you herpes.

(Thanks to Ron T)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2024 at 05:10 PM
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FOOLS

Squirrel named Furry Boi elected to UC Berkeley student government

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2024 at 05:07 PM
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MAYBE NOT, BUT THE SALMON ENJOY IT

TikTokers are injecting salmon sperm into their faces to look younger - but does it work?

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2024 at 05:06 PM
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THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?

Right??

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2024 at 04:57 PM
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SOMETIMES A MAN HAS TO TAKE A STAND

A convicted felon’s boozy rage over not being able to buy enough pumpkin doughnuts at a Brooklyn Dunkin’ could land him in a federal slammer for seven years.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "What else could he do?")

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2024 at 10:45 AM
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THE RULING *WHAT* PARTY?

Chaos broke out in Georgia’s parliament Monday after the leader of the ruling Dream Party was punched in the head as he addressed lawmakers about a controversial law.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2024 at 10:39 AM
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DOES THE SPACE STATION WANT IT BACK?

NASA confirms mystery object that crashed through roof of Florida home came from space station

(Thanks to Geoff Scott and Robert Moats)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2024 at 10:38 AM
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NO.

Are Flying Cars Finally Here?

(Thanks to many people)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2024 at 10:29 AM
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IN A LANDSLIDE

Earthworm crowned UK invertebrate of the year by Guardian readers

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2024 at 10:23 AM
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HAWAII TACKLES THE ISSUES

OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR – NEWS RELEASE – GOV. GREEN DESIGNATES OFFICIAL STATE SNAILS

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2024 at 10:17 AM
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IT'S EITHER THAT OR THE LOCH NESS MONSTER

After purchasing a house with the view of flipping and making some easy cash, a couple was left spooked after noticing strange 'black masses' in their photos - with many convinced it's the ghost of the previous owner

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2024 at 08:50 AM
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AND IN MOTOR SPORTS

Man balances running lawnmower on his chin for 9 minutes, 17 seconds

(Thanks to John Lobert) 

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2024 at 08:49 AM
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AND IN SPORTS ATTIRE

‘My hoo haa is gonna be out’: US Olympians slam Nike for skimpy women’s track kit

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2024 at 08:46 AM
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'HE'S A MAN OF THE PEOPLE!'

Boban Marjanović hilariously misses free throws on purpose to give Clippers fans free chicken

(Thanks to Robert Moats and Steve K.)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2024 at 08:44 AM
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WE BLAME THE SQUIRRELS

Navigation marker goes missing off Florida Keys. Then, it shows up 4,300 miles away

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2024 at 08:38 AM
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April 15, 2024

'WE HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT ALL THE DETAILS'

Request made for 26-hour-days to replace 24-hour-days in European region

(Thanks to Ralph)

This blog requests a nine-day weeklend.

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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YOU GO AHEAD

I will be reunited with my cobra snakes – Gokwe n’anga tells magistrate

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2024 at 12:08 PM
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'IN-FLIGHT SQUIRREL MOVIES'

Bark’s new luxury airline gives dogs a first-class flight experience

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2024 at 08:51 AM
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HE IS REPRESENTED BY THE LAW FIRM OF CHIP & DALE

Goofy is sued for negligence, inflicting trauma, in Disneyland collision

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2024 at 08:46 AM
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THIS WOULD NOT BE A GOOD IDEA IN MIAMI

A Swedish company has launched a new app which lets its users earn money by reporting wrongly parked cars.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2024 at 08:38 AM
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