April 25, 2025
SOUNDS SCHOLARLY!
(Thanks to The Perts, Unholy Slacker and Jan in Grimsby)
Posted by Dave on April 25, 2025 at 08:55 PM
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EVERYBODY HOLD STILL
Earth’s Orbit Is Not as Stable as We Thought
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on April 25, 2025 at 09:27 AM
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YOU KNOW WHO'S BEHIND THIS
Woodpecker damages more than 20 vehicles in Massachusetts town
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on April 25, 2025 at 09:25 AM
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AUSTRALIA FINDS THIS HILARIOUS
Man in The Hague finds 2-meter snake in his bathroom; Days before animal is caught
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on April 25, 2025 at 09:23 AM
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April 24, 2025
JUST AS WE HAVE LONG SUSPECTED
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on April 24, 2025 at 03:38 PM
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'RIVAL BOFFINS ARE AT ODDS'
'Proof' of alien farts on distant planet questioned as scientists may be full of hot air
(Thanks to Ralph)
Rival Boffins WBAGNFARB.
Posted by Dave on April 24, 2025 at 09:21 AM
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THEY CAN DO THAT?
Experiments to dim the Sun will be approved within weeks
(Thanks to Geoffrey Scott, who asks "What could possibly go wrong?")
Posted by Dave on April 24, 2025 at 09:18 AM
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COCKTAIL OF THE DAY: STINGERS
Terrified bar-goers engulfed by swarm of 3,000 bees
(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "The bar-goers wanted to catch a buzz, so what are they complaining about?")
Posted by Dave on April 24, 2025 at 09:14 AM
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WHICH FORTUNATELY IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
The perfect steak can be made in your dishwasher
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on April 24, 2025 at 09:11 AM
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'HUMAN ATOMS?'
(Thanks to Steve Thompson, who says "Obviously, it came from Florida.")
Posted by Dave on April 24, 2025 at 09:04 AM
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April 23, 2025
AND IN SPORTS
Lake County toilet seats a hit
(Thanks to Ron T)
Posted by Dave on April 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR...
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on April 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT RESEARCHERS?
(Thanks to Alberto)
Posted by Dave on April 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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HERE COMES PETER (burrpppp) COTTONTAIL
Belgians hunt for hidden beers in Easter event
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "his was followed by the famous Beer Bottle Roll on the lawn of the Belgian White House.")
Posted by Dave on April 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE COMMITTEE:
6th grader's science experiment answers, 'Do cat buttholes touch every surface they sit on?'
(Thanks to Ralph and wiredog)
UPDATE: It has been alleged in the comments that this story is old and we already blogged it. We frankly do not have time to investigate this allegation, but as a precaution judi will be forcibly brought out of retirement and fired.
Posted by Dave on April 23, 2025 at 09:13 AM
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THIS USUALLY WORKS
Man urinated and told cops 'I will make you lick that pile of pish'
(Thanks to Actual Name)
Posted by Dave on April 23, 2025 at 09:11 AM
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OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS AN UNEVENTFUL FLIGHT
Delta passengers forced to hold plane together after ceiling collapses mid-flight
(Thanks to Ron Wylie)
Posted by Dave on April 23, 2025 at 09:08 AM
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April 22, 2025
SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT
Man sets off on 53-mile walk dressed as a curlew
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on April 22, 2025 at 07:46 AM
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THEN THEY HIT THE CLUB
Wild chimpanzees filmed by scientists bonding over alcoholic fruit
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on April 22, 2025 at 07:44 AM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
4:48 p.m. Someone called to turn himself in “for everything.”
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
That will lighten the caseload.
Posted by Dave on April 22, 2025 at 07:42 AM
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