January 21, 2022

SURE, THIS WILL WORK

Under new regulations introduced in Belgium, government workers will be entitled to ignore their bosses if they're contacted after hours.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2022 at 08:16 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR...

“Seaberry advised he couldn’t stop due to his [brakes] being out and because he wanted to eat his burger that he just purchased,” Monroe Police Department Officer Dylan Johnson wrote in the probable cause affidavit.

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2022 at 08:11 AM
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‘TIKTOK USERS’ IS APPARENTLY THE MEDICAL TERM FOR ‘IDIOTS’

A doctor has issued a warning after TikTok users have been 'cooking' chicken in cough syrup - because they think it can cure a cold.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2022 at 08:08 AM
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January 20, 2022

WASN'T THIS AN EPISODE OF 'LASSIE?'

Stranded dog saved from rising tide after rescuers attach sausage to drone

(Thanks to Doug Ogg and Roberto)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2022 at 05:14 PM
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DUDE WE HAD *NO IDEA*

Using marijuana may affect your ability to think and plan, study says

(Thanks to GJ)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2022 at 05:13 PM
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STAND TALL, TENNESSEE

The world’s largest cast iron skillet was spotted en route to a museum being built by Lodge Cast Iron in Tennessee.

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2022 at 05:11 PM
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FINALLY, A NON-SNAKE ITEM FROM AUSTRALIA

Giant "googly eyes" have continued to appear around Adelaide

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2022 at 04:57 PM
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OH SHUT UP

Daily glass of wine is not good for you, world heart experts say

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "This is why we always drink more than one glass.")

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2022 at 11:41 AM
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ARE YOU TAKING A SOLO, OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME?

Man stole $8,000 guitar from store by stuffing it down his pants, police say

(Thanks to B&C)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2022 at 11:37 AM
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NEVER MIND

‘Swan in peril’ turns out to be plastic chair

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2022 at 08:19 AM
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THIS IS TERRIFYING

Giant cat looks set to break world record after weighing in at 27.5lb

(Thanks to coscolo)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2022 at 08:17 AM
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YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY

House Flush With Toilets Listed In South Milwaukee

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Static Joeage)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2022 at 08:10 AM
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January 19, 2022

FLORIDA: STATE OF ROMANCE

Probation For Man Who Violated Stuffed Unicorn, "Frozen" Doll Inside Target Store

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2022 at 10:26 AM
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CALIFORNIAAAAAAAAA

A man who sleeps in a tent in his yard while his wife sleeps in their bed says their arrangement doesn't affect his marriage

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2022 at 09:23 AM
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HE HAS OUR VOTE, DUDE

U.S. Senate candidate from Louisiana smokes marijuana in campaign ad

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2022 at 09:19 AM
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‘IT TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN’

As the Price of Pork Rises, People Are Turning to Crocodile Meat

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2022 at 09:14 AM
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ART UPDATE

A Russian artist has been arrested for creating a snow sculpture in the form of a giant turd near a burial site in St. Petersburg.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2022 at 09:11 AM
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WE’RE OK WITH THIS AS LONG AS THE DOG WAS VACCINATED

A locally-owned restaurant in Alberta was temporarily shut down after investigators dined indoors by presenting a photograph of a dog.

(Thanks to B&C)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2022 at 09:09 AM
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UN TROOPS ON THE WAY

A neighbor’s noisy toilet is a human rights violation, Italy’s top court rules

(Thanks to GJ and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2022 at 09:07 AM
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NO WORD ON WHY

CAMPBELL’S RELEASES SOUP SCENTED CANDLES

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2022 at 09:03 AM
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