January 20, 2021
WE READ THE STORY, AND WE STILL HAVE NO IDEA
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on January 20, 2021 at 01:41 PM
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HE WAS RELEASED AFTER THE HORSES PRODUCED VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
Florida man accused of trying to steal horses, riding them home, deputies say
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Posted by Dave on January 20, 2021 at 01:38 PM
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APPARENTLY THEY USE THEIR WINGS
Scientists have finally worked out how butterflies fly
Posted by Dave on January 20, 2021 at 12:00 PM
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INAUGURATION DAY
Here's a story about the time I marched in a presidential inaugural parade, back when we had those.
Posted by Dave on January 20, 2021 at 11:34 AM
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THE NEWS FROM ABROAD
Edwin Poots issues jelly and gravy shortage warning
This has been The News From Abroad.
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on January 20, 2021 at 11:16 AM
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APPROACH WITH CAUTION
Cumming man accused of trespassing naked
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on January 20, 2021 at 11:12 AM
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CSI: MYRTLE BEACH
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on January 20, 2021 at 11:06 AM
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THESE JUST IN
Wiltshire referral centre treats world-first dual penis dog successfully
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on January 20, 2021 at 11:01 AM
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THE 2021 MEN'S FASHION COLLECTION
...will make you long to have 2020 back.
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on January 20, 2021 at 10:58 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME
Finally in 3-D: A Dinosaur’s All-Purpose Orifice
(Thanks to Steve K. and vee)
We think "all-purpose orifice" might be a good replacement for a cruder term we sometimes use to describe people we do not care for.
Another Way of Putting It: Scientists Have Described a Dinosaur's Butthole in Exquisite Detail
(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet and Jim Kenaston)
Also: This fossil reveals how dinosaurs peed, pooped and had sex
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Also: 1st preserved dinosaur butthole is 'perfect' and 'unique,' paleontologist says
(Thanks to Doug in Sacramento)
Posted by Dave on January 20, 2021 at 10:53 AM
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January 19, 2021
THIS JUST IN
Paleontologists Detect 50-million-year-old Fossil Bug Penis
(Thanks to Art Kraus)
Posted by Dave on January 19, 2021 at 03:06 PM
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THEY CAN LEGALLY VOTE AND DRIVE IN FLORIDA
Army is working on Frankenbots with living tissue to better robot capabilities
(Thanks to Le Petomane, who asks "What could possibly go wrong?")
Posted by Dave on January 19, 2021 at 10:34 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR, PLEASE RESUME SPEEDING
’I would have crashed:’ Fleeing suspect claims he was driving too fast to pull over, police say
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on January 19, 2021 at 10:16 AM
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LIKE, WOOF, DUDE
Great Falls veterinarian reports spike in marijuana ingestion by dogs
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on January 19, 2021 at 10:09 AM
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AND IN SPORTS
Zimbabwe Manager Accuses Cameroon Of ‘Witchcraft’ After Finding Dead Bat On The Field
(Thanks to Roberto)
Posted by Dave on January 19, 2021 at 09:59 AM
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HEEL
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
Posted by Dave on January 19, 2021 at 09:58 AM
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January 18, 2021
CLEARLY EN ROUTE TO FLORIDA
Flaming truck speeds through town
(Thanks to Steve K)
Posted by Dave on January 18, 2021 at 05:32 PM
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FRANCE ON HIGHEST POSSIBLE ALERT
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
Posted by Dave on January 18, 2021 at 11:49 AM
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BECAUSE YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY CONTRACT IT IN AN AIRPORT
Man found living in Chicago airport for three months 'due to fear of Covid'
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says "I've spent three months circulating the passenger pickup loop, but never been inside that long.")
Posted by Dave on January 18, 2021 at 10:31 AM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
12:09 p.m. A woman reported her brother was manufacturing drugs and messing with her Wi-Fi.
(Thanks to Bob Brogan)
Posted by Dave on January 18, 2021 at 10:28 AM
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