March 22, 2025
THANK GOD FOR STUDIES
Study Reveals Athletes Perform Better Post-Poop
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on March 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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WE DON'T WANT ANY DETAILS
Police recover four Tiffany earrings two weeks after Texas man swallowed them during arrest
(Thanks to MOTW)
Posted by Dave on March 22, 2025 at 09:50 AM
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WE'RE TELLING THEM IT'S VIAGRA
Pigeons to be tricked into taking contraceptive pill
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on March 22, 2025 at 09:44 AM
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DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING
Dear Team,
Posted by Dave on March 22, 2025 at 09:42 AM
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AND IN SPORTS
Bowlers cheer India's saliva ban lift for shining cricket balls
(Thanks to Ron Wylie)
Posted by Dave on March 22, 2025 at 09:41 AM
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COLLEGE SPORTS UPDATE
Unfortunately, etc.
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on March 22, 2025 at 09:35 AM
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MAYBE HE WANTED DIFFERENT BILLS
Hyderabad Man Allegedly Urinates on ATM After Withdrawing Cash
(Thanks to Ubnholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on March 22, 2025 at 09:31 AM
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BRILLIANT
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on March 22, 2025 at 09:27 AM
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GUESS THE CONTINENT
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on March 22, 2025 at 09:25 AM
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March 21, 2025
TODAY'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL NEWS
Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you Today's College Football News.
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
Posted by Dave on March 21, 2025 at 08:34 AM
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OR NOT
See farmers provide acupuncture treatment to their cows in France
(Thanks to Ron T)
Posted by Dave on March 21, 2025 at 08:32 AM
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NEARLY A TWO-DAY SUPPLY FOR MIAMI
Over half a billion dollars worth of cocaine offloaded in Fort Lauderdale by Coast Guard
(Thanks to pharmaross and Not My Usual Alias)
Posted by Dave on March 21, 2025 at 08:28 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR...
Louisiana Man Claims It Was "Not A Crime To Throw Food On His Wife"
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on March 21, 2025 at 08:22 AM
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WERE THERE ANY PENGUINS IN THE AREA?
FAA: Ice chunk that crashed through Florida roof was not from plane
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "I blame global climate change.")
Posted by Dave on March 21, 2025 at 08:19 AM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT
Scientists invent 3D-printed penis implant to restore erections — and it works in rabbits and pigs
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on March 21, 2025 at 08:15 AM
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March 20, 2025
AND THEY LOOK AS APPETIZING AS THEY SOUND
Marco Island man turns iguana eggs into breakfast
(Thanks to pharmaross and Ralph)
Posted by Dave on March 20, 2025 at 09:28 AM
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NO SENSE WASTING IT
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on March 20, 2025 at 09:15 AM
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GEESE ARE ALWAYS IN DISTRESS
Police: Reported swimmers in distress 'turned out to be geese'
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on March 20, 2025 at 09:14 AM
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POLICE ETC.
Jury convicts man who stole $6M golden toilet from English palace
(Thanks to many people)
Posted by Dave on March 20, 2025 at 09:12 AM
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YOU'RE TELLING US
HUMAN INTELLIGENCE SHARPLY DECLINING
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on March 20, 2025 at 09:03 AM
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