January 19, 2025

A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Man accused of stealing fire truck and using it to pull over drivers on I-91

(Thanks to Ann Far)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Turkish woman establishes world record for watermelons crushed with thighs

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "If this doesn’t become an Olympics event, then they should just shut the damn thing down.")

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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CANADA: LAND OF SCIENCE

Sask. pig spleen weather prognosticator carries on family tradition

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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WHERE THE HELL IS THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY?

Scotland’s largest haggis maker creating new recipe to meet US rules

(Thanks to Ralph and wiredog)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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OTHER THAN THAT, AN UNEVENTFUL FLIGHT

A drunk man in a flamenco dress urinated on me during an easyJet flight from Barcelona

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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January 18, 2025

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER ETC.

Residents discover 10-foot shark swimming in Florida lake

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on January 18, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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THIS CALLS FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT

Anguish after tycoon sent private jet that was too small to collect ex-wife's $400,000 shopping spree

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

Posted by Dave on January 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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THIS IS LEGAL IF HE COUNSELS THEM AFTERWARD

Drug Counselor Busted For Selling Crack Cocaine To Undercover Cops

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on January 18, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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January 17, 2025

OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS A FUN AND FESTIVE FOURTH

I thought I’d never have sex again when a rocket exploded on my penis at a family fireworks display

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 17, 2025 at 04:30 PM
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JUST WHAT THEY NEED DOWN THERE

Australian scientists discover bigger species of deadly funnel web spiders

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and Suzie Q Wacvet)

Posted by Dave on January 17, 2025 at 04:25 PM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Progresso introduces new chicken noodle soup-flavored hard candy

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Well, if we can't have flying cars...")

Posted by Dave on January 17, 2025 at 04:22 PM
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THE ENVELOPE PLEASE....

Scottish toilet crowned UK's Loo of the Year

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on January 17, 2025 at 04:20 PM
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TODAY'S LEGAL SPOTLIGHT

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you Today's Legal Spotlight.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on January 17, 2025 at 04:17 PM
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WE WONDER WHY THEY DIDN'T JUST LOCK THAT DRIVER UP

B.C. Highway Patrol took an impaired driver off the road every 3 hours in December

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on January 17, 2025 at 08:40 AM
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THAT'S ONE WAY TO DESCRIBE IT

We finally have our first major Bigfoot sighting of 2025 and let us start by saying: it's a frightening one!

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 17, 2025 at 08:37 AM
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LOOKS DELICIOUS!

New foot-long crustacean named after Darth Vader

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 17, 2025 at 08:32 AM
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January 16, 2025

IT'S SOME KIND OF TRICK

Hand-feeding squirrels accidentally changed their skulls

(Thanks to Annette)

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2025 at 09:54 AM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Weird Doorknob Licking Trend In Japan

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2025 at 09:51 AM
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ART LOVER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Florida police search for alleged art thief who got away with $21K sculpture by putting it in pants

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who asks "Is that a $21,000 sculpture in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?")

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2025 at 09:49 AM
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WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

GPs say that most patients who come in with cockroach-related problems have one stuck in their ear canal.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2025 at 09:45 AM
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