January 23, 2022

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

9:38 a.m. A woman at a motel told the housekeepers she was immortal.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2022 at 09:33 AM
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UNUSUED, FORTUNATELY

Truck carrying 30,000 pounds of diapers dumps on Highway 401

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2022 at 09:32 AM
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THESE TODDLERS TODAY

Toddler clears out mom's online shopping cart, orders $2K worth of items from Walmart

(Thanks to EricY and Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2022 at 09:30 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Frisky Henry Dwyer-trained 2YO jumps out with erection at Geelong

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2022 at 09:18 AM
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IT WAS INEVITABLE, DUDE

Pot bust made on Stoner Drive in Bakersfield

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2022 at 09:16 AM
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WE THINK THIS IS IMPORTANT, BUT WE CAN'T READ IT

Doctor Claims It's Possible To Fart Yourself Blind

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2022 at 09:14 AM
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MEN: LOOKING FOR A VERY SPECIAL GIFT FOR A VERY SPECIAL SOMEONE?

Look no further.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2022 at 09:08 AM
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JUST A BEER FOR US, THANKS

Sheep-Face Pizza On Offer For Farmer’s Day

(Thanks to Art Kraus)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2022 at 09:01 AM
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THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR

Dead man brought to post office by friends seeking his pension

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, pharmaross and Roberto)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2022 at 08:59 AM
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WHO DOESN'T?

Wish you could lift dumbbells with your feet like you can with your hands?

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2022 at 08:55 AM
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January 22, 2022

BOLO

Robot vacuum cleaner escapes from Cambridge Travelodge

(Thanks to MrX)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2022 at 08:41 AM
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THIS SHOULD TRIGGER A LOCKDOWN

Barry Manilow serenaded by fans singing ‘Copacabana’ at NYC hot spot

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2022 at 08:37 AM
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THERE IS NOTHING MORE UNNATURAL THAN NATURE

New species of creepy branching worm discovered in Japan is named after Godzilla's three-headed nemesis

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2022 at 08:29 AM
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IT WAS HIDING FROM THE SNAKES

Australian woman finds scorpion in package of broccoli

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2022 at 08:25 AM
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THEY ALL PRODUCED VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS’ LICENSES

Truck with 100 monkeys crashes, some of them missing

(Thanks to pharmaross, Roberto, Tinkerbell and Nelson from Michigan)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2022 at 08:22 AM in 24
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January 21, 2022

SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS THE STATE

Woman sets car on fire after police stop for driving wrong way

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2022 at 12:48 PM
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SURE, THIS WILL WORK

Under new regulations introduced in Belgium, government workers will be entitled to ignore their bosses if they're contacted after hours.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2022 at 08:16 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR...

“Seaberry advised he couldn’t stop due to his [brakes] being out and because he wanted to eat his burger that he just purchased,” Monroe Police Department Officer Dylan Johnson wrote in the probable cause affidavit.

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2022 at 08:11 AM
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‘TIKTOK USERS’ IS APPARENTLY THE MEDICAL TERM FOR ‘IDIOTS’

A doctor has issued a warning after TikTok users have been 'cooking' chicken in cough syrup - because they think it can cure a cold.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2022 at 08:08 AM
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January 20, 2022

WASN'T THIS AN EPISODE OF 'LASSIE?'

Stranded dog saved from rising tide after rescuers attach sausage to drone

(Thanks to Doug Ogg and Roberto)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2022 at 05:14 PM
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