January 18, 2025
IT WAS RELEASED AFTER ETC.
Residents discover 10-foot shark swimming in Florida lake
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on January 18, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Permalink
| Comments (2)
THIS CALLS FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT
(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)
Posted by Dave on January 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Permalink
| Comments (4)
THIS IS LEGAL IF HE COUNSELS THEM AFTERWARD
Drug Counselor Busted For Selling Crack Cocaine To Undercover Cops
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on January 18, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Permalink
| Comments (5)
January 17, 2025
OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS A FUN AND FESTIVE FOURTH
I thought I’d never have sex again when a rocket exploded on my penis at a family fireworks display
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on January 17, 2025 at 04:30 PM
Permalink
| Comments (11)
JUST WHAT THEY NEED DOWN THERE
Australian scientists discover bigger species of deadly funnel web spiders
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and Suzie Q Wacvet)
Posted by Dave on January 17, 2025 at 04:25 PM
Permalink
| Comments (2)
WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME
Progresso introduces new chicken noodle soup-flavored hard candy
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Well, if we can't have flying cars...")
Posted by Dave on January 17, 2025 at 04:22 PM
Permalink
| Comments (2)
THE ENVELOPE PLEASE....
Scottish toilet crowned UK's Loo of the Year
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Posted by Dave on January 17, 2025 at 04:20 PM
Permalink
| Comments (4)
TODAY'S LEGAL SPOTLIGHT
Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you Today's Legal Spotlight.
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on January 17, 2025 at 04:17 PM
Permalink
| Comments (7)
WE WONDER WHY THEY DIDN'T JUST LOCK THAT DRIVER UP
B.C. Highway Patrol took an impaired driver off the road every 3 hours in December
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
Posted by Dave on January 17, 2025 at 08:40 AM
Permalink
| Comments (8)
THAT'S ONE WAY TO DESCRIBE IT
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on January 17, 2025 at 08:37 AM
Permalink
| Comments (5)
LOOKS DELICIOUS!
New foot-long crustacean named after Darth Vader
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on January 17, 2025 at 08:32 AM
Permalink
| Comments (7)
January 16, 2025
IT'S SOME KIND OF TRICK
Hand-feeding squirrels accidentally changed their skulls
(Thanks to Annette)
Posted by Dave on January 16, 2025 at 09:54 AM
Permalink
| Comments (5)
APOCALYPSE UPDATE
Weird Doorknob Licking Trend In Japan
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on January 16, 2025 at 09:51 AM
Permalink
| Comments (9)
ART LOVER OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Florida police search for alleged art thief who got away with $21K sculpture by putting it in pants
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who asks "Is that a $21,000 sculpture in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?")
Posted by Dave on January 16, 2025 at 09:49 AM
Permalink
| Comments (4)
WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on January 16, 2025 at 09:45 AM
Permalink
| Comments (4)
CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR
A neighbour was “purposefully” farting at a resident and wanted bylaw to arrest them for harassment.
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on January 16, 2025 at 09:43 AM
Permalink
| Comments (6)
'BROUGHT MY KIDS. ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT. WOULD COME AGAIN.'
Yorkshire sinkhole becomes tourist attraction with five star reviews on Google Maps
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on January 16, 2025 at 09:42 AM
Permalink
| Comments (2)
AND IN SPORTS
Italian soccer club fires falconer for posting photos of his penis implant
(Thanks to Steve Thompson, Ron Wylie and Geoffrey Scott, who asks "His, or the falcon's?")
Posted by Dave on January 16, 2025 at 09:38 AM
Permalink
| Comments (3)
FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT
‘National French Toast Alert System’ says St. Louis is due for more French toast
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on January 16, 2025 at 09:35 AM
Permalink
| Comments (2)
January 15, 2025
CANADA CONTINUES ITS DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO TOTAL ANARCHY
Woman rescued from West Vancouver trail after bum sliding goes wrong
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on January 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Permalink
| Comments (7)