March 25, 2023
IS THERE ANYTHING THAT *ISN'T* OUR FAULT?
French blame 'Americanisation' of baking bread for causing farting epidemic
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on March 25, 2023 at 04:01 PM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT
(Thanks to Annette)
Posted by Dave on March 25, 2023 at 03:56 PM
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THERE'S AN OINTMENT FOR THAT
What's That Big White Splotch on Uranus?
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
Posted by Dave on March 25, 2023 at 03:51 PM
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ATTENTION ALL HANDS: PEE OVER THE SIDE
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
Posted by Dave on March 25, 2023 at 11:41 AM
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NOBODY IN AUSTRALIA SHOULD TOUCH OR EVEN APPROACH *ANYTHING*
Australians warned not to touch or even approach the poisonous Dendrocnide moroides trees there
(Thanks to Matt Filar and Rick Day)
Posted by Dave on March 25, 2023 at 11:37 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR, HERE'S A TREAT AND YOU ARE FREE TO GO
Man tells deputies his name is ‘Dog’ and barks during traffic stop, Florida cops say
(Thanks to Doug in Sacramento)
Posted by Dave on March 25, 2023 at 11:35 AM
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THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED
Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say
(Thanks to Mordechai Michael Schmutter)
Posted by Dave on March 25, 2023 at 09:35 AM
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MAYONNAISE: FOOD OF LOVE
(Thanks to Jane Linderman)
Posted by Dave on March 25, 2023 at 09:34 AM
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NEXT LEVEL OF *WHAT*?
Designs To Take Your Nails To The Next Level
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on March 25, 2023 at 09:30 AM
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WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS
You Can Now Order a Starbucks Drink Based on Your Zodiac Sign
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
Posted by Dave on March 25, 2023 at 09:28 AM
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ASTEROID MEASUREMENT-UNIT UPDATE
Asteroid the size of 22 tuna fish to fly closer to Earth than the Moon
(Thanks to John Grant and Maryann)
Posted by Dave on March 25, 2023 at 09:27 AM
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PAGING LES NESSMAN
Nevada church to have 10K Easter eggs dropped from helicopter
(Thanks to Mike in Dayton)
Posted by Dave on March 25, 2023 at 09:25 AM
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CUBA, KANSAS: CITY OF EXCITEMENT
(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark)
Posted by Dave on March 25, 2023 at 09:21 AM
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None of YOUR business
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko, who says "It's snot for me to say.")
Posted by Dave on March 25, 2023 at 09:19 AM
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UP TO THAT POINT IT WAS A FUN EXPERIENCE
Tourist survives bungee jump fall in Thailand after cord snaps
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on March 25, 2023 at 09:16 AM
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THE ENVELOPE PLEASE...
'Not the most attractive': Underdog snail wins Mollusc of the Year
(Thanks to klezmerphan)
Posted by Dave on March 25, 2023 at 09:13 AM
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March 24, 2023
A BLOW FOR JUSTICE
Farting Lawyer Wins $170K Over Being Refused Permission to Work From Home
(Thanks to Annette)
Posted by Dave on March 24, 2023 at 09:27 AM
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WE SAW THREE LOOSE MEERKATS OPEN FOR THE KINGSTON TRIO
Three meerkats on the loose in Netherlands town
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on March 24, 2023 at 09:24 AM
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DEFFANITELY
Are we growing more dumber? Americans’ IQ scores drop in four of five measurements
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Posted by Dave on March 24, 2023 at 09:22 AM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
1:21 p.m. A man who had previously shoplifted, did not shoplift today.
8:18 p.m. A man kept approaching passersby and letting them know he was a murderer.
(Thanks to Roberto)
Posted by Dave on March 24, 2023 at 09:20 AM
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