November 20, 2018

TERRORISM UPDATE

Squirrel causes power outages for more than 12,000 peope in upstate New York

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2018 at 10:22 AM
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OOPS

Forklift driver causes an entire warehouse to fall like dominoes when he nudges a shelving unit

(Thanks to Geoff, who says "Does this mean no bonus?")

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2018 at 10:19 AM
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YET SHE EATS SOUP WITH HER BARE HANDS

The queen eats her bananas with a knife and fork

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2018 at 10:16 AM
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Polar bears' x-rated Christmas display in shopping mall leaves customers stunned

(Thanks to John Lobert and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2018 at 10:12 AM
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NO, IT WON'T

Hot Cheetos turkey will spice up Thanksgiving dinner

(Thanks to John Gregg)

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2018 at 10:10 AM
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SPORTSDADS IN ACTION

The lawsuit alleges a parent of a player from Nazareth wore his referee uniform and was involved in calls the referee crew made though he was not officiating the Nov. 10 game. The father allegedly spoke to the referees, stood on the sidelines and was later seen alongside referees in an area where only officials are supposed to be, according to the lawsuit.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says "At long last, someone has usurped me as an over-involved sideline parent.")

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2018 at 10:08 AM
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CANADA CONTINUES ITS DOWNWARD SPIRAL

'Drunk' Canadian curlers kicked out of tournament final

(Thanks to Matt Filar and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2018 at 10:06 AM
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PUTTING THE 'LO' IN 'BOLO'

Police hunt man with 'small penis and low-hanging testicles' who flashed student

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2018 at 10:04 AM
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LET ME TALK TO MY MANAGER, DUDE

Man Jailed for Attempting to Trade Weed for a Car

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2018 at 10:01 AM
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DID FIRST CLASS HAVE TO PAY MORE?

Passengers are forced to chip in to pay for REPAIRS to their Boeing 787 before it takes off from Beijing to Poland

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2018 at 10:00 AM
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November 19, 2018

BUT IN WHAT *ORDER* DID HE CLEAN THEM?

Cleaner at luxury Chinese hotel caught cleaning toilet and drinking cups with same sponge

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 19, 2018 at 11:29 AM
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THIS IS HOW MOST OF OUR EVENINGS END

An Oklahoma man paid a visit a strip club at 3 a.m. — and police said that bad decision set in motion a bizarre series of events that resulted in him running naked down a country road.

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on November 19, 2018 at 11:28 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

You Can Now Buy Christmas Fairy Lights For Beards

(Thanks to Ann)

Posted by Dave on November 19, 2018 at 11:23 AM
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THAT WILL SHOW THEM

A Man Was so Angry His Flight Was Cancelled He Set His Own Luggage on Fire

(Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on November 19, 2018 at 11:21 AM
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BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT

A mini ice age could be on the way

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on November 19, 2018 at 11:18 AM
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NOW WITH ADDED PROTEIN

Woman discovers live frog in her Cava salad

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on November 19, 2018 at 11:13 AM
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CELEBRITY LIFESTYLES UPDATE

Sarah Logan Farted In The ‘Ride Along’ Car

(Thanks tp pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on November 19, 2018 at 11:12 AM
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ALL HUMANITY REJOICES

Wombat poop: Scientists have finally discovered why it's cubed

(Thanks to Lisa Caplinger, Ralph, the Perts, funny man, Andrew Mendez and Michael Moyer)

Posted by Dave on November 19, 2018 at 11:07 AM
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these kids today

University lecturers told DON'T USE CAPS as it frightens students

(thanks to allen at division)

Posted by Dave on November 19, 2018 at 11:06 AM
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CANADA: A NATION IN CHAOS

Stolen snowplow truck driven by man without pants crashes in Portugal Cove-St. Philip's

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on November 19, 2018 at 11:03 AM
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