October 22, 2018
BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETINNNNNNN
October 21, 2018
TRICK OR TREAT
(Thanks to pharmaross)
TO BE RETURNED ON NOVEMBER 1ST
(Thanks to Jay B., Kevin S., Janice G., Richard W., Peter M., and Chris J.)
October 20, 2018
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE
October 19, 2018
IT NEEDED A GETAWAY CAR
(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)
SPEAKING OF COOKIES
You may experience "some emotional issues" if you read this.
(Thanks to a bunch of sick puppies)
OH CANADA, DUDE
Girl guide sells out of cookies in front of Edmonton cannabis store on 1st day
(Thanks to Jeff Sutton)
October 18, 2018
AND FLATHEAD COUNTY WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY
(Thanks to Fabian Marson)
October 17, 2018
HEADLINE OF THE WEEK*
We Might Finally Know What Smacked Uranus Sideways
(*Not this week.)
(Thanks to MOTW)
OBITUARY OF THE WEEK
"He owned restaurants in Boulder, Colorado..."
"He was a jeweler and oriental rug dealer, not a pilot."
...her brother was a cartoonist and freelance television critic for the New Yorker.
...believed Stein wrote an internet sports column for ESPN...
...he was a YouTube sensation who had just signed a seven-figure deal with Netflix.
...worked as a trail guide in Rocky Mountain National Park.
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
(Thanks to Geoff, Rick, Fabian, coscolo and David Roe, who added "France immediately surrendered.")
October 16, 2018
THE NEWS FROM THE PHILIPPINES
Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the News from the Philippines.
(We are fairly confident judi has not already posted this item, but as a precaution she has been temporarily rehired so that she can be fired if necessary.)
SHE COULD USE A GOOD CAMPAIGN SLOGAN
(Thanks to Chris Elzi and Craig Roberts)
MEN WITHOUT KILTS
(Thanks to yekj. Jon Harris, Jim K., Bill H., Alkali Bill, and Ralph K.)
Note: Why do men do so many things naked? These are just the recent ones.
WE'VE BEEN TO MANY MEETINGS IN WHICH THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN A WELCOME DEVELOPMENT
My apologies if this was already posted by judi, who will be fired as a precaution.
October 15, 2018
SCIENCE WE DON'T UNDERSTAND
(Thanks to funny man)
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
(Thanks to Jon Harris)
MORE MEN IN KILTS
MEN IN KILTS
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and nursecindy for the thought)