December 10, 2023

CSI: VASTOGIRARDI

Months of Punctured Tire Incidents Revealed to Be Work of Dog Suffering from Gingivitis

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on December 10, 2023 at 10:55 AM
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CSI: GENOA

Unusual Number of Bald, Beardless Men Going into Barbershop Leads to Drug Bust

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

Posted by Dave on December 10, 2023 at 10:34 AM
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THIS JUST IN

A prisoner who escaped from the surgical ward of Bang Lamung Hospital after undergoing surgery for a penis infection on Saturday has been recaptured, the Department of Corrections announced on Sunday.

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

Posted by Dave on December 10, 2023 at 10:32 AM
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CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

One-armed baboon escapes northern Ontario home, bites local resident

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on December 10, 2023 at 10:27 AM
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DEPENDS ON WHO GOT STUNG

Should you pee on a Man-o-war sting?

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on December 10, 2023 at 10:22 AM
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AND IN CANADIAN SPORTS

Canadian cyclist rides nearly 81 miles hands-free

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on December 10, 2023 at 10:14 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

A poop pep talk from Cowboys QB Dak Prescott.

(Thanks to Fred Preller)

Posted by Dave on December 10, 2023 at 10:12 AM
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WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE LISTERINE

Chinese garlic is a national security risk, says US senator

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Posted by Dave on December 10, 2023 at 10:06 AM
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JUST IN TIME FOR HOLIDAY GIFTING

Scientists have developed mini virtual reality goggles for MICE

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w and Ron T)

Posted by Dave on December 10, 2023 at 10:03 AM
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December 09, 2023

DON'T MESS WITH BROOKLYN

Rocket launcher found in a B’klyn home basement

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2023 at 09:37 AM
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'HE STILL HAS LOVE FOR HER'

Hamilton man shot in testicle by ex-girlfriend

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2023 at 09:36 AM
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PIZZA

First tyrannosaur fossil discovered with its last meal perfectly preserved in its stomach

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2023 at 09:33 AM
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IT DOESN'T GET ANY MORE FLORIDA

Man Arrested for Theft After Refusing to Pay for Waffle House Logo Tattoo

(Thanks tio Buck Nekkid)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2023 at 09:29 AM
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THERE IS NOTHING MORE UNNATURAL THAN NATURE

Worm’s rear end develops its own head, wanders off to mate

(Thanks to Doug Shedd)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2023 at 08:49 AM
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Alabama Robber Shouted, ‘Happy Holidays, I Don’t Want to Hurt Y’all,’ Then Blasted Bear Spray — so Store Owner Shot Her

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2023 at 08:47 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Large pregnant sea lion hides from horny males on golf course

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2023 at 08:45 AM
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December 08, 2023

WHATEVER THE BOTTOM NEWS STORY OF TODAY IS

...this is somewhere below it.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2023 at 05:00 PM
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EVERYONE OUT OF THE LOCHS

Shark warning mistakenly sent to Scotland after mix-up with New Zealand town

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "New Zealand, on the other hand, received a Nessie warning.")

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2023 at 04:58 PM
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OTHER THAN THAT IT WORKED TO PERFECTION

A toaster placed under a car to warm up the battery is thought to have started a fire which destroyed the vehicle and damaged a house.

(Thanks to Laura)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2023 at 04:54 PM
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Florida bear attacks, takes off with reindeer Christmas decoration

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2023 at 12:17 PM
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