February 13, 2025
INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT WORK
Florida woman dances during sobriety test, tells deputy ‘you sound like my ballet coach'
(Thanks to ubetcha)
Reminds us of this.
Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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‘THE OPOSSUM LOOKED A LITTLE DISTRESSED’
Opossum eats entire Costco chocolate cake in Nebraska yard
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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‘LAST SEEN ON HIGHWAY 6’
Miss. police seek escaped emu for 'felony fleeing and disorderly conduct'
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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WHAT’S THAT SMELL?
‘Sewage’ is the secret ingredient in Singapore’s beer
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says “Whiskey for me, thanks.”)
Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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‘IN THE END SHE HAD TO CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE’
Woman cut free from office chair after getting NOSE RING stuck in it
(Thanks to Ron Wylie)
Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 09:00 AM
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AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE DEFENSIVE LINE
Eagles Fan Used a Voodoo Doll at the Super Bowl to Help the Team Win
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 08:57 AM
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A QUESTION YOU SHOULD ASK YOURSELF AS WE APPROACH VALENTINE'S DAY
Can these wild Florida monkeys give you herpes?
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 06:47 AM
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THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on February 13, 2025 at 06:46 AM
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February 12, 2025
BOLO
Company offers $45-per-fish bounty on 27,000 escaped salmon
(Thanks to MOTW, John Lobert and Rick Day)
Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 06:37 PM
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IT'S GETTING SO YOU CAN'T BELIEVE ANYBODY
Man Who Claims to Have Anti-Gravity Device Now in Deep Trouble
(Thanks to Steve Thompson)
Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 05:01 PM
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YIKES
Terrified kayaker stalked by great white shark
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 04:45 PM
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CLASSY!
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 04:44 PM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
(Thanks to Alan West)
Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 04:37 PM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT
What’s the largest couch that can turn a corner? After 58 years, we finally know
(Thanks to Alkali Bill, who says "It takes 119 pages to solve, so I doubt couch-moving guys will read it.")
Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 04:34 PM
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A DOG WOULD NEVER DO THIS
Plane grounded for two days after stowaway cat enters electrical bay
(Thanks to MOTW)
Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 03:26 PM
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THEY OPENED FOR THE BYRDS
The Cacophonous Sound of 500,000 King Penguins
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "They're better in concert.")
Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 03:24 PM
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AND IN SPORTS
Apple juggler takes 198 bites in one minute
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 03:22 PM
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HOW DO THEY OBTAIN IT?
Zoo under fire for selling tiger urine at £5 a pop
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT
Florida man accused of punching woman in face over handicapped parking spot at church
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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FLORIDA MOTORIST OF THE WEEK SO FAR, LAWNMOWER DIVISION
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on February 12, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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