August 17, 2022

FOLLOW THE SCIENCE, PEOPLE

Ice Cream Is Better for You Than a Multigrain Bagel, New Study Suggests

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 01:08 PM
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DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING

Hey Miami Herald, me again

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:27 AM
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THIS JUST IN

Organisers at a peanut festival felt they had no choice but to rethink their mascot’s costume after complaints rolled in likening the original design to a penis.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:25 AM
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HE HAD HIS REASONS

Man Ordered to Pay Ex-Girlfriend $1,150 After Urinating in Her Louis Vuitton Handbag

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:23 AM
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NOOOOOOOOO

Major motorway flooded with BEER after a truck carrying kegs smashes into another heavy vehicle causing traffic chaos

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:20 AM
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BRATWURST QUEEN DEPOSED

Abigail was forced to give up her crown at a special meeting held by the Bratwurst Festival Board on Monday, August 8.

We will never forget where we were when we got the news.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:18 AM
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DO NOT MESS WITH THEM, EVEN WHEN THEY ARE VERY YOUNG

Toddler Bites Snake to Death after It Sunk Its Fangs into Her Lip

Incredibly, this did not happen in Australia.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:14 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Male spiders maximize sperm transfer to counter female cannibalism

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “Spider scientists come up with an excuse for premature ejaculations.”)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:12 AM
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THEN IT BLENDED, UNDETECTED, INTO THE MIAMI TRAFFIC

Spinning UFO Makes Appearance at Miami Air Show

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2022 at 08:09 AM
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August 16, 2022

COMING SOON: FROZEN URINAL POPS

Miller High Life Makes an Ice Cream Bar That Tastes Like Dive Bars

(Thanks to kenzen in Oregon)

Posted by Dave on August 16, 2022 at 03:35 PM
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THIS IS GOOD, RIGHT? RIGHT??

The 10,000th hellbender is released into Missouri river. Watch ‘snot otter’ swim away

Posted by Dave on August 16, 2022 at 02:26 PM
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HOW NOW, BRONZE COW

Cows invade beach, take over sunbathing hot spots

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 16, 2022 at 12:40 PM
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SIR, A LOST BANANA IS NOT AN EMERGENCY

Monkey at California zoo calls 911

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on August 16, 2022 at 12:35 PM
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IT LOOKS EVERY BIT AS INVITING AS IT SOUNDS

You Can Rent a Giant Potato Airbnb in Idaho

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on August 16, 2022 at 12:31 PM
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MUST HAVE BEEN A QUARTER POUNDER

During an argument at Burger King, a Florida Man threw a cheeseburger at his girlfriend with such force that when the sandwich struck the back of her head, the woman fell “over a curb onto the ground,” police charge.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, pharmaross and Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on August 16, 2022 at 12:28 PM
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WE’RE GONNA NEED MORE NOBEL PRIZES

Someone Gave A Snake Robot Legs

(Thanks to Ralph, pharmaross and kenzen in Oregon) 

This is the thanks we get: Snake causes power outage in Horry County

(Thanks to pharmaross) 

Posted by Dave on August 16, 2022 at 08:02 AM
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August 15, 2022

ATTENTION: OREGON

The 17-metre adult male sperm whale that was found dead on a Nelson beach on Wednesday is to be left to decompose naturally in the tidal zone, the Department of Conservation says.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on August 15, 2022 at 03:48 PM
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JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THINGS COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE

Spaghetti Sauce Is Under Threat as Water Crisis Slams Tomatoes

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on August 15, 2022 at 11:42 AM
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THEY JUST WANT ATTENTION

City tells New Yorkers: don’t panic about ‘splooting’ squirrels

(Thanks to many people)

Posted by Dave on August 15, 2022 at 11:40 AM
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WHAT'S THAT NEW-CAR SMELL?

This Toyota Fortuner Has A Built-In Toilet That Is Accessible From Inside The Cabin

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on August 15, 2022 at 11:39 AM
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