May 16, 2022

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE BACON

35,000 pounds of eggs spill on Dallas freeway

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 12:45 PM
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DRAMA CLUB NEWS

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Drama Club News.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 12:20 PM
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FOR AN EXTRA $250 THE SALESPERSON WILL SPIT ON YOU

Luxury Brand Sells $1,850 “Fully-Destroyed” Sneakers

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 09:49 AM
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WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT STUDIES?

Women really do fancy men more if they’re richer, study confirms

(Thanks to Frank)

Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 09:47 AM
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SACRILEGE

The water tower in Kingsland, the birthplace of Johnny Cash, bears a painted silhouette of the famous Man in Black — but an unknown person recently took careful aim at Cash’s crotch and pulled the trigger. Now the mural is perpetually leaking from that spot, video shared May 11 by the Cleveland County Herald shows.

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 09:46 AM
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JUST FRIES FOR US, THANKS

Child porn investigation reveals Arby’s worker peeing in milkshakes, Washington cops say

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 09:44 AM
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MAKES SENSE, SINCE FLORIDIANS DRIVE ON GOLF COURSES

Florida man caught golfing on side of I-75

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 09:36 AM
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THAT SHOULD DO IT

Two-seater plane spells 'make beer not war' using its flightpath in skies over Poland

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on May 16, 2022 at 09:32 AM
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May 15, 2022

OK, WE HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS

Engineer who designed Sask. bridge that collapsed hours after opening facing disciplinary hearing

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 15, 2022 at 03:22 PM
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DEFINITELY NOT A GUY IN A GORILLA SUIT

Two hikers claim they've spotted scary Bigfoot creature while walking in woods

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on May 15, 2022 at 02:56 PM
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JUST A BEER FOR US, THANKS

Chop Bar Owner Confesses To Using Water From Dead Bodies To Cook Food For Customers For The Past 15 Years

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 15, 2022 at 02:48 PM
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WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

Full manure spreader overturns in Schuykill County

Full. Why did it have to be full?

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 15, 2022 at 02:40 PM
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*THE* PLACE TO BE

One Phuket Sustainability Fair and Lean On Me Live Fest 2

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 15, 2022 at 02:07 PM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

9:14 a.m. Someone reported hearing a dog bark, then gunshots, and then no more barking.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 15, 2022 at 02:05 PM
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SO HOW WAS SCHOOL?

Snake bites testicles of level 300 student in Assin Fosu College

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 15, 2022 at 02:00 PM
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THAT'S WHAT THEY *WANT* YOU TO BELIEVE

Here's The Official Explanation For Mars 'Doorway'

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on May 15, 2022 at 01:54 PM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Hopkins students create edible burrito tape as part of design competition

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 15, 2022 at 01:52 PM
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IT MEANS 'CONTINUE GOING IN THE DIRECTION YOU'RE GOING'

Japan’s most meaningless road sign discovered, has Internet feeling lost

(Thanks to Ralph)

This item reminded this blog of an item we posted from the 2004 Athens Olympics.

Posted by Dave on May 15, 2022 at 09:57 AM
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NO FLORIDIAN SHOULD BE SURPRISED TO FIND AN ALLIGATOR ANYWHERE

Florida man shocked to find 8-foot alligator on front porch

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 15, 2022 at 09:53 AM
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

We all rave on a yellow submarine! New battery-powered sub has room for 120 revellers to party for 24 hours under the waves

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Sounds like a lot of fun until the first reveler throws up and there are still 21 hours to go.

Posted by Dave on May 15, 2022 at 09:51 AM
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