September 27, 2021
2,000 FLORIDA LICENSES ARE ON THE WAY
Seattle driving school instructor sold fake passing grades to at least 2,000 people
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on September 27, 2021 at 09:52 AM
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September 26, 2021
NO
Is Steeping Your Balls the Future of Male Birth Control?
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on September 26, 2021 at 08:51 AM
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REMINDS US OF LASSIE
Caiman Islands snorkeler follows squid to man's lost wedding ring
(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says “The snorkeler said that was a good squid and the fried calamari was excellent.”)
Posted by Dave on September 26, 2021 at 08:46 AM
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IT’S CALLED RECYCLING
A gravestone missing for almost 150 years was being used as a marble slab to make fudge
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko and The Perts)
Posted by Dave on September 26, 2021 at 08:43 AM
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OTHER THAN THAT. A TOTALLY PROFESSIONAL OPERATION
Ohio haunted house actor accidentally stabbed boy, 11, in foot
(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says “The kid was lucky the actor couldn't get his chainsaw started.”)
Posted by Dave on September 26, 2021 at 08:40 AM
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September 25, 2021
YOUR FLYING CAR?
(Thanks to Michael Johnson)
Posted by Dave on September 25, 2021 at 09:47 AM
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THEY ALSO LOVED TO PLAY FETCH
Dinosaurs wagged their tails while running, simulations reveal
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
Posted by Dave on September 25, 2021 at 09:44 AM
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PLEASE CANCEL OUR RESERVATION
No, Portales motel doesn’t have meth on tap
(Thanks to Alkali Bill)
Posted by Dave on September 25, 2021 at 09:40 AM
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LOOKS LEGIT
'Loch Ness Monster' caught on drone footage by wild camper
(Thanks to pharmaross)
"Wild camper?"
Posted by Dave on September 25, 2021 at 09:39 AM
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A GIANT LEAP
They're sending up William Shatner.
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Posted by Dave on September 25, 2021 at 09:35 AM
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September 24, 2021
BUT OF COURSE
A sneezing ferret has tested positive for COVID in Florida, federal authorities say
Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 10:59 PM
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ADVISORY TO FLORIDA GARDENERS:
Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 03:48 PM
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'I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS A NATURAL ACT'
Gorillas shock onlookers with oral sex show at Bronx Zoo in hilarious video
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:35 AM
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WE'RE GONNA PASS ON THE ENGINEERS' BARBECUE
Engineers figured out how to cook 3D-printed chicken with lasers
(Thanks to Ranald Adams)
Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:32 AM
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SHARE THEIR PASSWORDS?
What vampire bats do for their closest friends
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:30 AM
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SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON
Wild boar on streets of Rome are being used against me, says mayor
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:29 AM
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ADVISORY TO AUSTRALIANS WITH ATTICS:
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:27 AM
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WHILE AT THE SAME TIME OPENING FOR THE WHO
Crypto trading hamster outperforms Bitcoin, Warren Buffett, Cathie Wood
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on September 24, 2021 at 09:25 AM
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September 23, 2021
A PAIR OF FLORIDA LICENSES ARE ON THE WAY
Copulating couple’s car rolls, flips over after handbrake released during romp
(Thanks to DaninDallas and Emily, Leslie and w)
Posted by Dave on September 23, 2021 at 03:32 PM
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FLORIDIAN + FLATHEAD = CRITICAL MASS
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on September 23, 2021 at 11:24 AM
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