April 01, 2023
WE ALL ARE!
Mathematicians Excited About New 13-Sided Shape Called 'the Hat'
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on April 1, 2023 at 11:09 AM
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DO YOU LIKE STRAWBERRIES?
Do not click here.
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on April 1, 2023 at 11:06 AM
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FOOLS
(Thanks to EricY, who says "I've contacted the SWAT team.")
They won't "absolutely love" it when the squirrel trains them to embezzle corporate funds.
Posted by Dave on April 1, 2023 at 11:02 AM
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ASTEROID MEASUREMENT-UNIT UPDATE
(Thanks to many people)
Posted by Dave on April 1, 2023 at 09:16 AM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
(Thanks to Mary Smith)
Posted by Dave on April 1, 2023 at 07:24 AM
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BOLO
Arizona Dairy Queen Searching For Missing Giant Red Spoon
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on April 1, 2023 at 06:18 AM
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March 31, 2023
WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS
Ancient ‘AI selfies’ reveal what snaps by Jesus and other historical figures might have looked like
Posted by Dave on March 31, 2023 at 06:00 PM
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BECAUSE IT'S THERE
People are freaking out over mystery man who scaled upright Miami drawbridge
(Thanks to Steve K., who says, correctly, "probably safer than normal Miami traffic.")
Posted by Dave on March 31, 2023 at 04:23 PM
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THE FINAL FOUR
We are in Houston to root for the University of Miami Fighting Storm Systems men's basketball team and also allow the playful 600-mph Texas wind to tousle our hair.
The Storm Systems' opponent is the University of Connecticut Panting Cornhuskers.
May the best team win, unless it is the opponents, in which case may the University of Miami win anyway.
Posted by Dave on March 31, 2023 at 04:11 PM
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AS OPPOSED TO WHAT? DOILIES?
Tyrannosaurus rex: our new research shows it covered its enormous teeth with lips
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
Posted by Dave on March 31, 2023 at 07:33 AM
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CELERY IS THE WORST
Another version: In groundbreaking research, Tel Aviv U team records plants ‘talking’ for first time
(Thanks to The Perts and Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on March 31, 2023 at 07:26 AM
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ANYTHING TO DECLARE?
Miami Traveler Arrested for Egg-Smuggling After Suitcase Starts Chirping, Feds Say
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on March 31, 2023 at 07:21 AM
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SOON TO BE INFESTED WITH LIQUID SQUIRRELS
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Posted by Dave on March 31, 2023 at 07:19 AM
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'SILENT MODE'
(Thanks to Doug Ogg)
Posted by Dave on March 31, 2023 at 07:17 AM
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CANADA IS COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL
CANADIAN BULL MOOSE CLIFF DIVES RIGHT IN FRONT OF ONLOOKERS
(Thanks to Robert Moats)
We saw Diving Moose open for the Cowsills.
Posted by Dave on March 31, 2023 at 07:15 AM
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WE BET HE ALSO CAN DRIVE A STICK SHIFT
Japanese surfer nears 90 and talks of catching waves at 100
(Thanks to B&C)
Posted by Dave on March 31, 2023 at 07:12 AM
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TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT
Relocating 70 of Pablo Escobar’s ‘cocaine hippos’ to cost around $3.5 million
(Thanks to vee)
Posted by Dave on March 31, 2023 at 07:04 AM
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SOME NEWS ITEMS NEVER FAIL TO MAKE US GEEZERS SMILE
(Thanks to Jane Linderman)
Posted by Dave on March 31, 2023 at 07:03 AM
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March 30, 2023
CANADA SINKS EVER DEEPER INTO CHAOS
(Thanks to Robert Moats)
In Australia, this would be a real spider, and nobody would notice.
Posted by Dave on March 30, 2023 at 01:35 PM
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ONE OF THE BEST
The great Mark Russell has died. He was a hilarious performer and just as funny one-on-one. I was fortunate enough to hang out with him from time to time over the years. A great guy.
Posted by Dave on March 30, 2023 at 01:29 PM
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