June 20, 2025
WE SAW B.C.O.M. OPEN FOR DISGRUNTLED MONKEY
Florida Sheriff Warns Beachgoers to Ignore Bizarre Clumps of Manatees Near Shore for NSFW Reason
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Posted by Dave on June 20, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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BOLO
Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on June 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE ANIMALS
Disgruntled monkey tears down 'No Feeding' banner in apparent protest
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on June 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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VERY HARD PASS
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Tempting, but no.")
Posted by Dave on June 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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TWO WORDS THAT DO NOT GO TOGETHER: 'BREAKFAST' AND 'ADVENTURE'
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on June 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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IRREFUTABLE
I waited 50 years for loch trip – and took a photo of ‘Nessie’ in just minutes
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on June 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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LETTER TO A BRIDE-TO-BE
Posted by Dave on June 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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June 19, 2025
DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS WE DID NOT FINISH READING
Hi Name,
We saw your book, "Book," on Amazon and think it deserves even more attention!
Posted by Dave on June 19, 2025 at 01:17 PM
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BOTH THE MAN AND THE CAMEL WERE RELEASED AFTER ETC.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on June 19, 2025 at 07:38 AM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE
Poisonous hammerhead worms rising in Texas. When chopped in two, they double
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on June 19, 2025 at 07:36 AM
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IT PRODUCED A VALID ETC.
At Virginia motel, an odd guest checks in: A six-foot alligator
(Thanks to Gary Shcroeder)
Posted by Dave on June 19, 2025 at 07:34 AM
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WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE SO-CALLED 'BILL OF RIGHTS'
No-nonsense Texas judge scolds man for wearing ‘World’s Best Farter’ shirt in courtroom
(Thanks to Michael Parry)
Posted by Dave on June 19, 2025 at 07:33 AM
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WHAT *CAN'T* HE DO?
Jack Bauer, who has thrown 102 mph pitch, flips from Virginia to Mississippi State baseball
(Thanks to [of course] The Amazing Steve, who says "p.s. Edgar is still dead.')
Posted by Dave on June 19, 2025 at 07:30 AM
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June 18, 2025
IT WAS THE MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO FLORIDA
An 80-year-old drives a luxury Mercedes sedan down Rome’s Spanish Steps and gets stuck
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on June 18, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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LEAVING HIM WITH NO CHOICE
Pasco man starts roadway gunfight because victims were ‘2 big guys’ in a ‘bigger truck’: affidavit
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on June 18, 2025 at 09:13 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME
Liquid Death Is Selling Empty Iced Tea Cans Containing Ozzy Osbourne’s DNA
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on June 18, 2025 at 09:11 AM
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June 17, 2025
SEND SOME TO WASHINGTON
Mouth tape has become a billion-dollar industry.
(Thanks to Fred Preller)
Posted by Dave on June 17, 2025 at 02:39 PM
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ALWAYS THE LAST ETC.
Astronomers locate universe's 'missing' matter
(Thanks to Steve K, who says "It was in the unclaimed luggage at O'Hare Airport.")
Posted by Dave on June 17, 2025 at 08:31 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT
Southern Europeans protest overtourism with water pistols
(Thanks to Steve Pudlo)
Posted by Dave on June 17, 2025 at 08:29 AM
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THEY HAVE AN ASSOCIATION?
Ghana: Reduce alcohol prices or we’ll shut down everywhere — Drunkards association warns govt
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on June 17, 2025 at 08:27 AM
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