May 15, 2025
AND IN SPORTS
Robot sets record by solving Rubik's cube in .103 seconds
(Thanks to Rick Day)
Posted by Dave on May 15, 2025 at 08:01 AM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT
Your fingers 'prune' the exact same way each time, study suggests
(Thanks to Gary Schroeder, who asks "What would we do without studies?")
Posted by Dave on May 15, 2025 at 07:13 AM
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May 14, 2025
PHARMAROSS SIGHTING
Tonight at my event at the Poisoned Pen in Scottsdale, the completely insane extremely prolific blog contributor known as pharmaross presented me with a miniature ceramic Cialis bathtub. Do not ask me why.
Posted by Dave on May 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
After solar eclipses you can't shut them up.
Posted by Dave on May 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK
Naked Man Found in Lowe’s Display Shed with Vaseline and Phone
(Thanks to Actual Name)
Posted by Dave on May 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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CANADA: A NATION IN FEAR
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on May 14, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
(Thanks to Doug Shedd, Ron Wylie and Ralph)
Posted by Dave on May 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Mystery of 'exploding birds' deepens in California
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Posted by Dave on May 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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HOLD OFF ON THAT MORTGAGE PAYMENT
Universe expected to decay in 10⁷⁸ years, much sooner than previously thought
(Thanks to Ralph, The Perts and some guy who doesn't want credit for some reason.)
Posted by Dave on May 14, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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May 13, 2025
HOW MANY BEERS DO YOU HAVE?
What is the optimal number of beers to drink in one sitting?
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 13, 2025 at 02:33 PM
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SHE HAS OUR VOTE
South Jersey Assembly candidate selling photos of her feet as online adult content
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 13, 2025 at 02:31 PM
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BASICALLY IT'S A HORROR MOVIE
Booming squirrel population leads to Santa Monica's insistence not to feed wildlife
(Thanks to man tom)
Posted by Dave on May 13, 2025 at 02:18 PM
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CSI: LEANDER
Flock of mystery sheep found wandering near Texas school
(Thanks to MOTW)
Posted by Dave on May 13, 2025 at 02:15 PM
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ANYTHING TO DECLARE?
Over a ton of cocaine worth nearly half a billion dollars seized off Australian coast
(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "This interdiction could dramatically reduce cocaine use in the U.S. for about 15 or 20 minutes.")
Posted by Dave on May 13, 2025 at 02:10 PM
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER ETC.
Cow causes delays for commuters on Oklahoma City highway
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on May 13, 2025 at 02:00 PM
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May 12, 2025
IT'S NOT US
Florida city finally figures out why it smells so bad
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on May 12, 2025 at 06:31 AM
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AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT
Florida man accidentally shoots himself at Walmart, startling weekend shoppers
Key Quote: “It’s not the weirdest thing to happen in a Walmart. It’s honestly kind of expected,” said Myra.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 12, 2025 at 06:20 AM
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SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT
Man making miniatures of every pub in Edinburgh has his work cut out for him
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on May 12, 2025 at 06:13 AM
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CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT
Friendship blossoms between 300-pound pig and little red chicken at B.C. sanctuary
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on May 12, 2025 at 06:04 AM
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A DREAM COME TRUE
The world’s biggest zipper maker is developing a self-propelled zipper
(Thanks to pharmaross, who asks "What could possibly go wrong?")
Posted by Dave on May 12, 2025 at 06:00 AM
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