Dave Barry's Blog

YES

Is 'Copacabana' the worst? 'Sugar, Sugar'? 'Muskrat Love' spotlights songs 'we hate to love'

Ahem: Granger was inspired to write and arrange the musical — originally planned pre-pandemic — by the 1997 “Dave Barry’s Book of Bad Songs”

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

Competitive Pillow Fighting

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

PROBABLY BETTER THAN AN 'INSTALLATION'

A Danish museum lent an artist $84,000 for his work. He kept the cash and named the art ‘Take the Money and Run.’

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' DAY

But for the record, it's National Drink Beer Day.

Which is followed by National Drink Beer Month.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHERE TO GO ON HALLOWEEN

The Skull Toilet

(Thanks to wiredog)

ONE BEETLE DID THIS?

Beetle Proves It's Possible To Survive Millions Of Years Without Having Sex

(Thanks to The Perts)

'MYSTERIOUSLY' IS CODE FOR 'ACTING ON ORDERS FROM THE SQUIRRELS'

Otters are mysteriously attacking people and dogs in Alaska's largest city

(Thanks to wiredog)

AUTOMOTIVE ACCESSORY OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Customer Finds Naked Woman In Jeep For Sale

(Thanks to pharmaross and gameier)

MIAMI POLITICAL UPDATE

“Do you find it acceptable for your police chief to go out in public with pants like that, with his mid-section and pants so tight?” Carollo, freezing the video

(Thanks to pharmaross)

This town...

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICERS?

Man found asleep in pile of stolen chicken fingers, meth

(Thanks to DaninDallas and Christopher Shelley)

GONE FISHIN', DUDE

Two fishermen find 5lb bales of marijuana hours apart in Florida keys

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AT LEAST IT WASN'T A SNAKE

Australian raven attacks drone delivering coffee in Canberra.

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

‘Shaman’ charged with starting California wildfire after allegedly boiling bear urine

(Thanks to Chris Elzi)

WHY ON EARTH WOULD HE BE SURPRISED?

‘Got the surprise of his life’: Queensland worker spots brown snake while sitting on toilet

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

To clarify: The worker, not the snake, was sitting on the toilet.

THAT'S A LOT OF BAHT

Phuket man finds 30 million baht surprise “whale poop” on beach

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT, DUDE

The World’s First Plane Made From And Powered By HEMP

(Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert, who says "No mention of how high it gets.")

THE PLUMBER CHARGED $238 MILLION FOR THE HOUSECALL

An alarm went off on SpaceX's all-tourist space flight. The problem was the toilet

(Thanks to Barry Nester and EricY, who says "To boldly go... maybe not.")

APPARENTLY THE FUTURE IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE A BAD FAKE PHOTO OF THE FUTURE

'Time traveller' claims to have photo evidence of what the future will look like

(Thanks to pharmaross)

2,000 FLORIDA LICENSES ARE ON THE WAY

Seattle driving school instructor sold fake passing grades to at least 2,000 people

(Thanks to pharmaross)

NO

Is Steeping Your Balls the Future of Male Birth Control?

(Thanks to Ralph)