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Susie Davenport

Alinita, quien es tu pedicurist? La quiero llamar para hacer un appointment pero hoy mismito!

nonee moose

This borders on porn... but it is central to the character, so I guess its ok...

john

Yes, i have a foot fetish. No joke, ever since i was 13. I get turned on immediately by a set of sexy feet. But there should have been a photo with the feet, next to her face, and then her fat cuban butt. So then you could curl up with a set of three photos, for special viewing on a Fri/Sat night. If you know what i mean! Speaking of which. Amp,Susie,nonee moose, maria, and the other cuban divas out there. Do you have any photos of your feets?

pablo

are you kidding me this is the kinda CRAP that gets on this blog??

PT

Oscar-You are one sick pup.

GhenghisJuan

this blog needs a moderator.
i nominate john.

john

nonee and amp,

Answer me!! Do you have sexy photos of your feets. Maybe one with a toe ring around the big toe!! Blue toe paint, and a bracelet around the left anger. One in high heels, and one without. E-mail them to me. Then i will e-mail you my pics with me sitting in my cowboy hat, buck ass naked, wearing my class ring, eating a bowl of cheerios. And one of me dressed up in a suit and tie.

a thought....

John, I can take pictures of the French pedicure on my Cuban-American toes. Does that count? No toe rings, but I have an anklet with dolphins on it that I got at St. Thomas. Am I turning you on? The cowboy hat sounds hot....

john

Go to the local hialeah flea market, and get one of those ghetto type toe rings. Now will do the trick for me sugah!

john

Hurry!

a thought....

I do not like toe rings, John you are,
I do not like them near or far,
I do not like them on my toes,
I do not like them in my nose,
I like your hat and the cheerios
but I don't put rings on my toes....

john

Why does it always have to be about your wants and desires? Why are you being so selfish towards me? Now i have told you on several ocassions to get up off yer ass, go to the Hieleah flea market, shoplift a ghetto-type of toe ring, if you are unable to afford one. And send me some email photos of your feets with that toe ring on. I dont know how much clearer i can make my demands. Speakie engliesh??

a thought...

John, are you typing with one hand, you bad boy? No toe rings for you!!!! You've been very, very naughty!!!!! Bring out the gimp!!!

john

a thought wrote: You've been very, very naughty!!!!!


Yes, now i need to be spanked hard for my naughtiness!! You and i need to escape these prying eyes. So why dont you slip into something comfortable, and send me some photos of your feets. Why do you insist on being so difficult? You know and i know, that Cuban women have a reputation in SouthFlorida for being very very loose. So stop trying to be the exception.

john

a thought....

No photos for you!!!! I will put on my chancletas and leave you with those thoughts....Cuban-American vengeance is mine!!!!

P.S. I don't care about your picture in the suit; put on a guayabera and then we'll talk.....and drink a cortadito while you're at it....

john

Cuban Chicano vengence? What did i do wrong to you? Oh i see, you are willing to give it up a photo to a Cuban, but not a "real" American. And what is a chanceletas,guayabera, or cortadito? Speak english to me, you now live in America. You must begin to assimilate within our culture. A "real" American can help you assimilate properly. See, currently you are still a savage straight from the Cuban jungles. You havent been tamed yet. That is why you speak about guayabera. Well, it obvious what your problem is. E-mail those pics of those feets, so i can make a proper assessment of what else yer Chicano fat ass needs.

a thought....

NO!!! No cute feet pictures for you...post your pic on this blog and I'll consider...also, do you drive a Camaro I-Roc or a Trans Am? And do you blast Journey or Motley Crue??? Answer correctly and you get the toes!!!!

john

Really, sugah? Ok, first, i drive a trans-am with t-tops, its brown, looks like the one from Smokey and the Bandit. Trust me i get a lot of attention from the chicano cubans when i drive it around the beach with my cowboy hat on. I know they think i look hot. I can tell how they look at me with curiousity. What i listen to? Depends on my mood. When im fired up and posting here "which is often," i rock out to Metallica, ACDC, Motley Crue,Van Halen,and Ozzy Osborne. Now when im entertaining my lady friends, we rock out to Bon Jovi,INXS,Guns and Roses,Eagles,John Cougar, and Bruce Sprinstein. Of course, when my lady friend starts to feel intimate with me, i break out the soundtrack to Top Gun, remember Take my Breath away. Often times the ladies begin crying with emotion. Then i know i got them panties for sure. Havent tried it on the Cuban Chicanos yet. As far as posting my pics on this blog, i dont think i can post pics on this cite, or i would. Now i have answered your questions, i will begin checking my email anxiously.

a thought...

Well, I can't ridicule your choice of music at all....and what a hot car....still, I can't bring myself to buy those toe rings....so....NO TOES!!!!

john

I suspected that you were a tease. I have met many cuban teasers on the beach. I have noticed that cuban chicano women are too scared of "real" Americans." But, thank you for your compliment about my car. Im about to give it a cherry apple red custom paint job, custom stainless steel rims, new v8 engine with reverse vector flow cam with dual stick shift. Too bad that you will never be able to ride with me in it, to be seen with me on oceanline drive.

a thought....

I will cry into my pillow every night as I stare at my toes and wonder what could have been....if only I didn't dislike toe rings so much, I could have made you like us Cuban American girls...oh, well...NO TOES!!!!

PT

Oceanline drive? Does this clown even live in MiamiBeach?

AilynMarie

yeah i dont think he does... lol...

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